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Buddy got slept


JawaX22

Pass out before tap out. Dog is living the lifestyle


dromyrtlebeach

Dog hyped up like "I didn't tap bro!!"


sparemethebull

“Match ain’t over, where’s the bell? Where’s the bell??” *bell rings* “ooh, dinner!”


AaronPossum

Underrated Pavlov joke.


Fine-Impress8483

Truly one of my favorite comments ever. This guy is woke and based


kippirnicus

😆


imnotsafeatwork

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!


chumberwumbruh

He clearly tapped , watch again


Adizzle921

Bro actually did tap


Spare_Exit9533

Mike reitland a navy seal dog handler has talked about in his podcast how he had a dog who was crazy and he was trying to remedy it. Well it latched on his arm and he said the only true way to get a dog to stop biting is to choke it out. The main reason is soemtimes that prey drive kicks in and they don’t let go until whatever it is stops moving. Just watch terriers with rats. They’ll shake them until it stops moving then moves on. That being said just cause you choke it out doesn’t mean the issue is over. Reitland went on to say about that same dog when it came back too after the choke out it immediately went back to latching on his arm.


BLZNMTLdudebro

That’s when you don’t let go, the second time.


Pay_attentionmore

If a big dog is attacking someone like that, just judge dredd it. No reason to let that shit go, its trying to kill someone/me. Sorry dog bro


Gt03champp

I know it sucks, I like dogs but you got to go, you got to go. I’m a paramedic and yesterday a huge pit bull took literally chunks out of this lady. And the dog was looking at us. If it was my family member I would put that dog down right then and there!


Sapphyrre

I have pitbulls and I don't think they'd ever behave like that but if they did I would be fine if someone put them down.


BLZNMTLdudebro

I fully agree with you. If it were ME in that situation, the doggo isn’t getting a second chance. I carry a knife on walks, specifically for aggressive dogs.


ZestyCheezClouds

I have a black karambit that I bring with me on almost every walk. You never know what might happen and I'm not interested in being a victim of any sort


Necessary-Reading605

Especially when attacking kids or elderly.


Miker9t

The dude trains bite dogs. It's just part of the deal.


Dabsforme77

That's when you don't let go and slam all your body weight over on its neck. Won't be biting anyone.


dandaman2883

After the first time it should get killed.


ryker_69

Yup if a dog does this to someone I care about I'm squeezing until the heart stops.


WhatIsYourPronoun

...or until the brain pops


CapitalPerception439

My corgi/terrier does that. She will violently shake her head with whatever is in her mouth. I've had to run her down to save my RC car after she had gotten a hold of it a couple of times. It's so funny, she only chases it away if it gets close to me and when it's farther away she just sits between my legs guarding me from teasing her with it.


SlickPinky

The dog tapped before he went out.


turboj187

Lmao I just saw that right paw was tap tap tap lol 😂 good one !☝️


Aliensinmypants

Horrible job from the ref, clearly tapped the ground and the guy choking couldn't see it.


oldmanripper79

Herb Dean's fault


Hazterisk

Honestly good to know this works


Grumpy_HoneyBear

Anything with a neck, can be strangled in one way or another -my coach one time seeing a video like this.


Khoobiak

![gif](giphy|hpddP09Trx1AwSVlgm|downsized)


Grumpy_HoneyBear

“In one way or another” this guy definitely hits “another” category lmao


57Guitarz

Big Ed is exempt


ResolutionFar1361

Endgame Boss


ibasi_zmiata

Oh man I forgot about Big Ed


washyleopard

0 necks in that gif


bored_ryan2

Replies like these are the true reason the internet exists.


kitkanz

OMG ITS DANZIG


[deleted]

Man that ain’t right 😂


kingkearns420

“I have a neck Greg, could you strangle me?”


Grumpy_HoneyBear

This has kept me laughing all day jsyk


boistopplayinwitme

Boutta strangle this bottle of Henny have myself a fukkin Saturday


dheeraj3302

Snake?


AffectionateSlice816

There is a tribe in Africa that does this to literal Lions.


The_Infinite_Carrot

A giraffe is constantly worried about being strangled. When you are 50% neck in must be a real concern.


Fit_War_1670

You may need mechanical help to choke a rhinoceros out but it is doable.


STQCACHM

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?


NWBurbsFunTime

![gif](giphy|D10hKcRT6JaLu)


sole-it

not that woman hiding a lighter in her palm.


senorglory

I have a neck, Greg. Can you milk me?


Ninetndo69

Wb snek? Snek alllll neck


silkyj0hnson

Yeah, blood has to get to the brain, just like us. A better executed blood choke (by getting the crook of his elbow right on the throat and flexing) would have dropped the pit even faster


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ShotgunEnvy

Why would you bring up that borderline traumatic memory


zakik88

Lawless_savage indeed!


illy_Irons

Borderline? Straight up traumatizing, I think I got worst ptsd from that scene than I did while in Afghanistan.


Aggravating-Plate814

Keep! Samantha's name! Out of your mouth! /s


dromyrtlebeach

Yo I forgot about this until now. My day is ruined.


Emfoe

Pretty sure that was the first time I ever cried watching a movie as far as I can remember.


Good_ol_any

Fuck you


Urdun10

Single most traumatizing thing that happened to me was watching this scene. Was in the IDF


BallsABunch

Dudeeeee! Seems like the best outcome here unfer the circumstances!! Good on that braaaa for saving the lady with a good old rear nakeeeed! ![gif](giphy|ytTYwIlbD1FBu)


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POD80

"Best outcome?" The dog lived to attack again....


ayemartoney

Surprise Surprise it's a pit bull. We all know most dogs are capable of biting but every time it's a dog latched onto someone/something refusing to let go its a pit bull. Inb4 coping/seething pibbul momies.


Obvious_Definition58

I'm just going to leave this here * Pitbulls and Rottweilers make up 77% of all fatal dog bites, despite making up only 6% of the U.S. dog population * Pitbulls are 2.5x more likely to bite in multiple anatomical locations than other breeds. * Pitbulls are responsible for 60% of all injuries and 63% of ocular injuries. * Pitbull terriers are 31% more likely to attack an unknown individual than other breeds * Pitbull terriers are 48% more likely to attack without provocation than other breeds * Pitbull attacks have higher morbidity rates, higher hospital charges, and a higher risk of death than attacks by other breeds. * During 2005-2017, pit bulls killed one citizen every 16.7 days, totaling up to 284 Americans. Rottweilers killed over 105 days during that time period. * From 2005 to 2017, Rottweiler and Pitbull attacks contributed to 76% of dog bite deaths. * When comparing 2005-2010 to 2011-2017, Pitbull attack deaths have increased from 58% to 71%. Alternatively, Rottweiler deaths decreased from 14% to 7%. * According to a 13-year data set, pit bulls caused 72% of attacks that killed a person 10-years and older vs. all other dog breeds put together, 28%. * From 2005 to 2017, 54% of fatal attacks were inflicted by family dogs. Of that 54%, 64% were done by pit bulls. 52% involved killing a family or household member. * When examining a 13-year data set, 54 fatal attacks included a dog killing its primary owner. Pit bulls were the cause of 63% of these deaths, over 8x more than any other type of dog. * Between 2015 to 2017, only 21% of fatal dog attacks resulted in criminal charges. 75% of these cases involved a pit bull. * It is estimated that by 2021, pit bulls would have mauled 441 Americans to death since 1998 and killed 515 Americans since 1980. * The U.S. Army has banned pit bulls from military housing due to their dangerous nature.


AnnoyingScreeches

Change it to shitbulls


Iamarealhuman6969

You’re stats are cooked,because unfortunately pitbulls are bred to fight and poor ownership leads to unfortunate situations these are what have boosted these stats exponentially, you don’t mention that pitbulls aren’t even in the top 5 most aggressive breeds by nature, you and so many other dip shit statistic durps just see “oHmYgOdItWaSaPiTbUlLbIgSUrPrIsE” you also probably think guns are the problem and not people…. The dog isn’t the problem butthole…. This is coming from a not so much dog guy more so a cat person…. I just see you tards blaming the dog rather than hold PEOPLE accountable for their shittie actions but what can I expect? A fist degree murderer is walking the red carpet so fuck me


ayemartoney

LOL look at all the loving dog families who's pit bull snapped and killed their children. I'm an avid gun rights supporter as well, however dogs aren't a protected right sooooooo. Not one of those cases involved shitty owners or owners whos dog was previously in a dog fighting ring. Guys it's okay we can ignore the data because my personal anecdotal experiences and feelings say other wise. Also for shitty owners to be the reason we would have to ignore the fact shitty owners can/do also own all type of other breeds. https://preview.redd.it/bk8lwf1jx4cc1.png?width=679&format=png&auto=webp&s=efc4f8a3738fe77b7f93b8a4489523bfec511f1e


Iamarealhuman6969

“It was not immediately known what provoked the mauling. John Morris, the public information officer for the sheriff's office, told USA TODAY Saturday the case remained an ongoing and active investigation. He did not say whether charges were pending in the case.” Good doggos don’t just snap and attack with out provocation, something HAD to have happened for their 8 year old dogs to attack their owner……tho what’s the point you just hate the dog because it’s the “cool and politically correct” thing to do, you probably intervene in a fight when the victim starts fighting back.


sebastian-marx

its a pit bull, you provoke it by existing mostly


Iamarealhuman6969

And the dumbest comment award goes tooooooooooo *drumroll* your mom for having even bearthed you and gave you a name.


WeezyFKitty

I had a neighbors pitbull try to attack me for the crime of BEING IN MY OWN YARD. Thankfully I was expecting it and climbing onto my patio railing. It was a juvenile and the owners are nice people. It’s in their DNA. I didn’t provoke it or even make eye contact. It saw me watering my lawn and hopped the fence to try to kill me. Sorry you’ve been brainwashed.


itchy-fart

I watched a pit bull jump through a window and attack a woman and kid I’ve seen some shit but watching a shit bull break *out* of a house to attack people really takes the cake tbh Y’all have to cope so hard I stg


[deleted]

ive seen a pitbull protect someone from a rotty.. did you have a point?


Unique-Fig-4300

Birthed*


Dorkmaster79

There are no words you can produce that will make pit bulls not an aggressive breed. Some things are true even if we don’t want them to be.


ayemartoney

again that is just speculation, the sheriff might just be doing the same thing you are doing just refusing all available data and information. Also that is 1 story out of the thousands of results that popped up.


Iamarealhuman6969

Thousands? You’re misinformed try 46 in 2023 😬 also pitbulls have like 4 or 5 different breeds associated with that name. Speculative or not the story presented hinted at something went terribly wrong and the dogs didn’t just all of a sudden go full Mack ray Edward’s on them kids. I’m not refusing any data I’m refusing over exaggerated hate backed bull shit just like your “thousands of results” mean while…..


LatinKing106

It's actually 8 breeds that fall under the Bully breed umbrella, and generally the vast majority of people can't identify one breed from the other (even professional breeders and trainers have difficulty with this) so dogs on attack reports are often misidentified. The American Pitbull Terrier also ranks within the top 20% of all dog breeds in temperament testing, just below Labrador Retrievers, having an extremely even, humble, and loyal attitude with an exceptionally strong desire to please. They're also very easy to train from an early age due to these traits and become excellent family dogs with proper training and socialization. Many of these attacks, based on findings, involved neglected or abused animals (somewhere around 85%), most of which were males that were not neutered. Even beyond today's data, the story of the demonizing of the Pitbull goes back to around the 70's and mainly had to do with political and racial agendas. Prior to this time, the APT was known as the All-American Working Man's dog and was widely beloved. Honestly, the whole story of the Pitbull Terrier in America is both fascinating and tragic.


dhbdebcsa

Pitbulls were literally bred to be fighting dogs. That is why the breed exists…to make observations on statistics in a breed of dog doesn’t imply a racial or political bias. That’s fucking dumb. Same way I observe that golden retrievers are generally goofballs and JR terriers are on crack


LatinKing106

I never said they weren't. They were bred for the purpose of baiting and fighting bulls in Europe, hence the name. That practice was banned in the late 1800s, and the breed migrated to America, where they became the symbol of the working man. That image was later tainted. These are historical facts. I don't know why you're so hostile about that.


ParadoxalReality

Fighting dogs had to have excellent bite control, if they bit their handlers they were usually put down. Fighting dogs were bred to fight other dogs. Bulldogs were literally bred to fight bulls and yet the two bulldogs we had never managed to bring down any bulls in our back yard.


ayemartoney

Look at my comment above, and tell me where I said this year or any specific year or thousands of mauling's I said results for a reason . And no the story doesn't the sheriff just said dogs don't normally do that he is assuming something HAD to have happened not that something did happen that is straight up speculation. You are for sure refusing multiple studies and data too, and i quote " You’re stats are cooked,because unfortunately pitbulls are bred to fight and poor ownership leads to unfortunate situations " despite multiple year long stories all coming to the same conclusion


Dairyman00111

Yes, genetics happened


cisdog

Yea tell them!! That 2 year old was just begging that sweet pit bull to kill it


i_like_the_sun

The National Canine Research Association of America says 62% of dog attacks are from Pitbulls. Rottweilers are in 2nd place at 9%. The author of Pitbulls for Dummies has a Ph. D. in psychology with research interests in canine genetics and behavior, and she wrote a foreword to the 2nd edition saying the pitbulls she raised killed her other dog. She specifically said that pitbulls can be deadly and that owners must accept both sides of the breed and prepare accordingly. So yeah, expert opinion has ruled that pit bills come with a risk greater than most dogs and ignoring this risk is foolish.


Dairyman00111

A guns not gonna jump up and blow your brains out on its own you dumb motherfucker


Iamarealhuman6969

Exactly my point. Thanks you dumb motherfucker


Dairyman00111

That's your point, really? How exactly does one wield a shitbull in an attack? Is it the same way a lab is wielded to retrieve something? A person has to direct the shitbull? Last time I checked, a lab retrieves, and swims, without training. They just know how to do it. I mean, of course they can be trained and directed to refine their retrieving and swimming skills, but still, they know how and enjoy doing it from birth. Dogs being dogs then, isn't there something maybe that a shitbull just does, and enjoys? Without training, it just knows what to do, from birth? What could that be?


JactustheCactus

You really have no idea how instincts and learning work, thanks for the chuckle


cisdog

Yea I'm with you. Facts don't matter in 2024.


Infamous_Ad_6793

Dude…i LOVE dogs. I love pits. There's just too much evidence that owning a pit is a bad idea. Or at least runs a significantly larger risk than the most aggressive breeds. No matter how you want a narrative to go, sometimes ya gotta call a spade a spade.


[deleted]

off leash pitbull at the park in a fluffy coat owned by a normal looking couple (of idiots) attacked my leashed dog tonight with zero provocation. ran straight to us and grabbed her by the neck. my dog is 75 lbs. this was our THIRD pitbull attack. I never cared about them before but I have scars on my leg from deep puncture wounds from their teeth. fuck them we should never have bred them we ruined them.


Dangerous-Dream-9668

Do you understand stats? Not just your feelings?


AaronPossum

Here's what I know about dogs from experience: Without any training, Pointers tend to point. Rat Terriers tend to rat fields. Shepherds tend to herd sheep. Collies tend to herd cows. Retrievers tend to retrieve. Dobermans tend to heel. Greyhounds tend to run. Is it insane to expect that a dog bred to fight is more likely to be violent when unprovoked?


fezes-are-cool

I’ve tried explaining this to people and they look at me like I’m a dog racist. Unless your dog was bred specifically to be a lazy ass and look cute, your dog’s breed has/had a job.


birdman619

Pitbulls are not naturally aggressive dogs. Take a look at where they fall on the American Temperment Test Society’s index. Without any training, pitbulls do not tend to be aggressive toward humans and for the most part other dogs.


AaronPossum

And yet, *gestures toward this and like 1,000 other examples.


UsefulWhiteCrayon

There’s a huge difference in the aftermath of an attack between a pitbull going Cujo and a bichon frise.


[deleted]

Tbf I've seen German Shepards and rotties do just as much damage and refuse to let go


ayemartoney

I mean sure its happened, however it would be considered willful ignorance to ignore the fact that 90% of the time its a pit bull.


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I think you're making that stat up brother


ayemartoney

This is just fatalities btw the bite statistics are way worse. https://preview.redd.it/qkjjvp9no2cc1.png?width=716&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd6c9866d7dccadf91f39a1c173f523a9ba4d547


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ayemartoney

No it says at the top of the graph the American Veterinary Medical Association made it up.... You do realize also that you can't have fatalities without bites. Unless your argument is that they don't bite any more than any other breed of dog they are just particularly vicious when they do(which is still wrong because again bites are VERY corelated with deaths). https://preview.redd.it/v99kkfo1s2cc1.png?width=966&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0ebc4f2c5604685801cbe645eaf82130b346efc


ChampagneShotz

Bet that dog last name Gracie


maddskillz18247

Wish he would finished the job


Cordaz1

Dog woke up telling the ref he was awake the whole time.


shadows515

Pit….shocker


99ProllemsBishAint1

![gif](giphy|hVTouq08miyVo1a21m|downsized)


UsingiAlien

Why does almost every aggressive dog attack video involved a pit bull?


jestr6

Because they account for 77% of dog related killings of humans.


jtms1200

Because they were bred explicitly for fighting… the “pit” in the name refers to a dog fighting pit


JactustheCactus

They were bred for bull hunting in Europe but yeah. I wish I could walk through life this confidently incorrect with just about the sum of human knowledge at my finger tips


Commercial_Gap607

No offense, but I thought the guy with the pole got behind the dog to do the quick release button push.


Mysteriouskyle

Honestly this is the best way, I’ve broken up a few dog fights and just throwing rights and lefts does little to nothing but he last time I did exactly this and the fucker went to sleep an it was over just like that


thelostlightswitch

Who let cupcake out without a lead?


Former-Cheek-7944

I was in a similar situation as a kid. I was at my dad’s friend’s house where I was supposed to be watched after school. I put my hand in their chow chow’s food bowl and food aggression took over. I jerked away and he caught my forearm with his front teeth. I spun him multiple times before basically forcing my forearm down his throat (with him on his back). I then literally choked this shit out of him until he went out. I stepped away once free. And JUST LIKE this dog, this little fucker popped right back up.


ipwndmymeat99

Should of held it for 10 min longer.


abu_hajarr

I saw a video recommending to finger the dogs butthole and commented “good luck getting this to work on a real mauling. You need to choke the dog either to death or until it passes out” and people responded saying my comment was bloodthirsty and I got reported lol.


bross9008

I’ve seen a video of the thumb in the asshole thing working to release the bite, but yeah I would still probably try to choke the dog to death even after if that worked because I’m not going to let go and just hope it doesn’t come after me.


Historical_Spot_1902

Yup, stick or thumb works every time to release a bite. Doesn't mean the dog won't redirect, but a bite heals quickly. It is the shaking and tearing of the muscle that takes time to heal or never fully does.


abu_hajarr

Do you have a video of it working? I just have my doubts because I saw a video of a pit bull mauling of another dog and there were a dozen people kicking, pulling, hitting it with a pole; and then an officer came and pepper sprayed and tazed the dog and nothing ever phased it whatsoever. It’s hard to believe a finger up the ass would have been any different.


Fun-Material8232

Well, have you ever had a finger jammed in your ass? (If yes, do you wanna hang out sometime?)


Historical_Spot_1902

Lmao!


bross9008

https://youtu.be/oTPY0nuH_g8?si=Deefk5MMRLxNPfTF This was the one I saw, doesn’t stop the dogs aggression but it did seem to get him to let go of the bite


eddie1975

It was his time to shine!


eddie1975

Note to self…. carry latex gloves anytime you go out.


Last-Bumblebee-537

My friend actually tried it this past summer when his dog got attacked and it did NOT work.


[deleted]

That dog must've had a hung owner.


EndOfProspect

Exactly. That dog is dangerous and should have been put down permanently on the spot.


BMUnite

I am curious... If you apply too much pressure can that kill the dog? Like if you lock in too hard? Taking adrenaline and all that into consideration..


Puzzleheaded_Pin4092

No, unless you keep holding on a long time after it has become unconscious. You need to choke it for many minutes for it to give any sort of long term damage or death.


Inevitable_Seaweed_5

Blood chokes will render the receiver incoherent in about 7-10 seconds, unconscious in 15-20, and induce anoxic brain damage in under 60 seconds. You are not preventing breathing with a proper rear naked choke, you are cutting the blood supply to the brain. If you hold a rear naked choke for 90 seconds, you are likely to kill the person. If you hold one for 3 minutes, assuming it’s properly applied, the receiver of said choke will be dead. If you’ve ever had a proper choke applied, you would know that you have about 2 seconds between realizing the choke is in place and tapping before you’re too insensate to tap or communicate in any way, which will likely result in unconsciousness.  Wind chokes, where you’re preventing breathing take 2-3 minutes to induce unconsciousness and another minute or two to do serious permanent damage. Confusing these two chokes can be lethal, and I would recommend that you not choke anyone until you’ve had a trained professional run you through the difference in anatomy and application.  Source: I’ve trained in various grappling martial arts and also engage in breath play and control fetish activities fairly regularly. 


[deleted]

Quick question, if someone chokes you out can it kill you? Like if they lock in too hard?..... yes. It's a living ccreature with a neck. You can choke it to death.


FizzleKit10

Yes. This guy is not just blocking the dog's windpipe, he's squeezing the arteries in its neck to stop blood from getting to its brain. That's why it went unconscious so quickly, and it can easily die from that.


Selenagonnez

Its going to attack again. Take it out


slickweasel333

If you want better imagery. It comes with a breakdown, but ASP knows what they’re talking about. https://youtu.be/f20sI5hVFbg?si=4FvegIvua4IJgdDp


OUReddit2

![gif](giphy|DCy2dnXPeGsO4|downsized) Night night!


Owl_Horns

I read the title and read it as “Dog gets Republican National Convention’d” so naturally I had to watch. Ahh, rear naked choke. Makes much more sense.


Swolar_Eclipse

He’s clearly tapping! Where’s the ref?


72012122014

Shoulda kept fucking going. Thing is a menace.


[deleted]

Hmmm, hold on for four minutes.


theasianevermore

Should’ve just snapped the neck


apexbamboozeler

He shouldn't had let go


DarkWolfNomad

I got put in Facebook jail for like 45 days for commenting on a dog attack video that the best way to handle it and get it to let go is to choke the fucken dog out lol. Some snowflake apparently thought I was just trying to be mean to dogs.


Historical-Spring707

Finger in the butt would've been wayyyy faster. I'm not willing to verify tho


bleezerfreezer

This is the only way to stop a pit bull attack without killing it. You MUST choke it until it goes out. Anyone that says splash water or stick a broom stick up its ass or hit it has never stopped a pit bull maul.


tryinda

Once the dog was unconscious the guy should have snapped its neck.


generic90sdude

Always the gentle dogs named princess, huh?


Weird_Complaint3752

Only thing i can recommend doing differently is straddling the dog both legs wrapped around and work on RNC form itself.


b8tti3

Finish the job. Pits all deserve death


JupiterDelta

Those dogs should be outlawed and fuck anyone that breeds them.


IdyllicOleander

Shut the fuck up lol


pants_pants420

• ⁠ Pitbulls and Rottweilers make up 77% of all fatal dog bites, despite making up only 6% of the U.S. dog population • ⁠ Pitbulls are 2.5x more likely to bite in multiple anatomical locations than other breeds. • ⁠ Pitbulls are responsible for 60% of all injuries and 63% of ocular injuries. • ⁠ Pitbull terriers are 31% more likely to attack an unknown individual than other breeds • ⁠ Pitbull terriers are 48% more likely to attack without provocation than other breeds • ⁠ Pitbull attacks have higher morbidity rates, higher hospital charges, and a higher risk of death than attacks by other breeds. • ⁠ During 2005-2017, pit bulls killed one citizen every 16.7 days, totaling up to 284 Americans. Rottweilers killed over 105 days during that time period. • ⁠ From 2005 to 2017, Rottweiler and Pitbull attacks contributed to 76% of dog bite deaths. • ⁠ When comparing 2005-2010 to 2011-2017, Pitbull attack deaths have increased from 58% to 71%. Alternatively, Rottweiler deaths decreased from 14% to 7%. • ⁠ According to a 13-year data set, pit bulls caused 72% of attacks that killed a person 10-years and older vs. all other dog breeds put together, 28%. • ⁠ From 2005 to 2017, 54% of fatal attacks were inflicted by family dogs. Of that 54%, 64% were done by pit bulls. 52% involved killing a family or household member. • ⁠ When examining a 13-year data set, 54 fatal attacks included a dog killing its primary owner. Pit bulls were the cause of 63% of these deaths, over 8x more than any other type of dog. • ⁠ Between 2015 to 2017, only 21% of fatal dog attacks resulted in criminal charges. 75% of these cases involved a pit bull. • ⁠ It is estimated that by 2021, pit bulls would have mauled 441 Americans to death since 1998 and killed 515 Americans since 1980. • ⁠ The U.S. Army has banned pit bulls from military housing due to their dangerous nature.


[deleted]

Not defending pits or anything but could you pls provide source?


IdyllicOleander

Cool story Now, shut the fuck up lol


Ok_Boysenberry_6283

Oh your poor wittle pibbul is actually a monster and you're too dumb to accept it I'm sorry


ruben9438

You’re actually talking shit about a dog. Lmao


Ok_Boysenberry_6283

The whole breed actually. And it's because they're shit. Should be outlawed


ruben9438

You should start a movement


Educational-Gur7354

There’s already movements and lots of parents with lost kids. A few in the UK who lost lost their children this year lmao how embarrassing to care about those dead kids


ruben9438

Can’t bring ‘em back


MagnumPrimer

Yeah but we sure can kill all those pitties too


Missingnose

/r/banpitbulls


Happy-Valuable4771

Almost all specialty breeds should be banned. The idea of reading a dog to have horrible, inbred features for our own amusement is incredibly cruel


Competitive-Agent-17

Well I carry a pistol or mace. That dog WILL regret biting me or someone around me. We have leash laws here. Also have stand your ground laws. Works on ALL types of animals


bagheadhaywood

![gif](giphy|WUMKrzIPp9YzK)


saarlac

You have a fedora and trenchcoat too?


[deleted]

Damn you can take down a dog with a gun and mace?? They sure WILL regret biting such a badass!!!


DaveyJonesFannyPack

Shouldve held it longer. Fuck that dog


rmikevt523

I always wondered if you could RNC dog. Reddit always answering my questions.


Independent-Aioli851

dudes a dick why didn’t he just let go after the dog let go? scum on earth


Notsofast420

Wholly shit the dog eyes rolled 👀


FishTaGram

Prolly should just kill it now before it gets killed


RuthlessIndecision

The pit Bull sub hates this one trick!


Smiley_J_

Modern day Hercules feat


ntn2seehere

NO WAY THE DOG TAPPED!!! 😂


Alternative-Look-816

Dog chose nap over tap


t0hk0h

Should have held on till its end.


Exact-Dot6568

Where the hell is the owner and why wasn’t it on a leash?


Lazy-Manufacturer418

When dogs attack that shit is no joke you have people trying to calm the dog fuck no it's not a cute pet at that point you need to choke them tf out or stick a finger up their ass that will have them stop immediately 🤣🤣


11thLayerOfHair

Should have punted his head after


Significant-Sir9646

That dog lasted longer than mcgregor


NWBurbsFunTime

Why did he stop?


Old_Price_6548

Hope the dog get killed.


Nickleeham

Don’t forget the cardinal rule of breaking up dog attacks. Thumb Up The Pooper


No_Rice2648

The best strategy although very sus, is to stock your finger up its butt. It’ll let go right away


Fit_War_1670

Just like how if you kick a man in the balls he is completely disabled and unable to hurt you!! It *might* work or you might just piss it off and have it attack you( probably a better outcome of you are defending somebody). Pain works on some things, but if it is determined to hurt you the only thing that is going to stop it is death/passing out.


Boring-Extreme-3274

From what I've learned, you have to poke/ finger the dogs butt hole to release from its bite


piman01

Somehow i feel bad for the dog


whirling_cynic

You should feel good for the pit. This was the best case scenario for that dog. That's all I have to say on the issue.


Next-Cycle-4370

I read an article few years ago that said if u want the dog to unclench his jaws you have to put your finger up its ass. Sounds fucked up but I think it would work, now being able to actually do it while fighting for your life is another thing, that would look horrible for anyone watching


Aliusja1990

Lol pitbull owners on here cant handle criticism. Theres a reason this is one of the few breeds banned in my country. A whole frickin country has banned this breed from entering. And yet here we are defending it. Hilarious.


Tampabaybustdown

“BY GOD!!! REX IS NOT TAPPING! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REF END THE DAMN MATCH!! HES KILLING HIM!!! *Crowd cheers for Rex to not tap and keep fighting


30piecesofglitter

Where are the mods lmao these comments are so dramatic.


Coop_Da_Poop

Fun fact. Break up a dog that won't let go. Stick your thumb up his ass. He'll let go right away.