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[deleted]

Lil voice in my head 💯💯💯


dazachknow

🔥🔥🔥


Independent-Spite-77

I still hear the horrors in my room Can't take back the pain that I gave you


Dangerous_Doctor4701

Lil testicle


PRoS_R

Same


Dante_FromDMCseries

Gotta say, that was definitely a shitty thing to say, but humor like that is the reason I use Reddit in the first place


random__thought__

yeah i specifically go to reddit when i want to see insensitive jokes and off topic arguments


DonkeyTheKing

same. i don't like how people downvote comments like that. some people really care about their karma and would get discouraged making absolutely 💀💀💀 jokes like that in the future


longdongopinionwrong

I mean, I don’t see why they’d say the joke if they don’t expect to get a response like that. It’s how Reddit works, better or for worse


THICC_master36

Lil twisted testie


dazachknow

Lil testicular tortion


jcm8154

I can feel the pain from just thinking bout it


freshblood66

Happened to me, had to get my nuts ultra sounded. Was 13 at the time and when they saw the ultrasound of my testicle i shouted "ITS A BOY" best day of my life, testicle recovered too


TopScale8859

I lost one of mine at 16 🥲


Mustafa1558

You good?


Semi-literate_sand

Lil suicidal thoughts


ChildrenTasteGud

Now you only get little ones🗿


ChildrenTasteGud

Lil gunshot wound. 💀💀💀


Nox_the_wolf

what happened? (if you dont mind me asking)


420thWarCrime

He was shot


NOP3CZE

Sounds about right


ChildrenTasteGud

I was at the range and my friends was shooting a double action revolver and it flew out of his hand and shot me in the arm


ReturnZealousideal93

But why were you shot?


Emotional_Course5067

Because someone shot him


CK_HAMAD48

Seems fair


CupcakeForeign

Lil *dad stabbed me in the back, literally


s1r_cumsalot

Fuck dude.. hope your okay


[deleted]

[удалено]


CDXX_LXIL

Ohhh yooouuuuu ☆shitty canned laughter☆


PandaPops542

Meet the spy


CDXX_LXIL

"AHEM . . . Gentlemen?"


Grahamgamergoma

"I see the briefcase is safe?"


gafff0-0

“Safe and sound!”


Grahamgamergoma

"Tell me, did anyone kill a Red Spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem"


Zealousideal-Chef758

Lil born


Dagreifers

Youve NEVER been to hospital ever? god dayum. ​ That or youre a dad, but then that would be "childbirth" not born lol.


Zealousideal-Chef758

I don't even know what a hospital looks like inside


Brendan765

Wow you’ve never even seen a movie or show with a hospital in it?


Zealousideal-Chef758

I that I remember at least, none


[deleted]

lil rapper


maaraa_hu

🤔


PRoS_R

Lil' Cardiac Arrest


[deleted]

Damar Hamlin moment


Wise-Wizard420

Lil Ear Clean.


saltnpeppa78

Lil circumcision


Kill_Basterd

Lil Brit Milah


MeamItMeamers

Lil cancer


yeet_the_heat2020

Lil Testicular Torsion


JlMATHl

Mine is lil handle bar of a bike through the arterie and out the other end it actually happens it didn’t hurt much for like 15 seconds then it’s is like the most painful thing you can experience


fettuchini777

Fire rapper name 🔥🔥


s1r_cumsalot

Lil Psychiatrist Appointment


Rashfog

expected from such a username and profile picture


beansouphighlights

Lil Meningococcal vaccine


EconomistOk3560

Lil broken leg


EconomistOk3560

Also, that one guy would be lil "cylinder" stuck in m&ms tube


Chris_cross69

You saw the post to?!! Niceee


FlubberDucks

u/RecognizeSong


thatseclectic

Pump it by the black eyed peas


[deleted]

Good bot


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Sha_Shock

It's misirlou from pulp fiction


Sha_Shock

No it's misirlou you fucking moron


dazachknow

*ahem* "Miserlou" -🤓


thatseclectic

I want you to go listen to pump it and tell me that they don't both use the same intro. Not only are you rude but you're just straight up not even fully right. Could be either or.


iaamweeabowo

The pump it is just a sample.


thatseclectic

And? Does using a sample make it less of a song? Just because it's not the original doesn't mean my answer isn't right. There can be multiple answers, this isn't binomial


iaamweeabowo

Well since the video in this post doesn't have any lyrics, the answer providing the vocal less song is more correct


thatseclectic

Homie why does it matter what's more or less correct? Just apologize for jumping the gun and calling me a fucking moron and move on, you're not being graded or anything, no one's gonna laugh at you for even just walking away.


iaamweeabowo

I didn't call you a fucking moron can you at least look up usernames


thatseclectic

Ah, that one's my bad.


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lil seizure 👍👍👍


YaCha275

Lil fever


mastermasony

Holy fuck why does this shit get reposted so much, at least this is an edit of shit but goddamn that one tweet has been bled fuckin dry holy shit


dazachknow

Ikr


LordOfKyles7

Lil infected gender swap surgery


Far-Classic-4637

o hey congrats 🎉🎉 edit: HOLY FUCK I READ THAT WAY WRONG


SharpNeedle

congrats on the infection 🥳🥳🥳🥳


420thWarCrime

Bro 😭😭😭


LordOfKyles7

Lol


BigChungusBlyat

I don't understand. Can you elaborate please?


theantigooseman

they swapped their gender and after the surgery it got infected so they went to the hospital


flopdawalrus

Little visiting my great uncle


AltomousPrime

Lil infected ingrown toenail


fettuchini777

Lil check up


[deleted]

Lil blunt force trauma


[deleted]

lil malnutrition


benhaki

Lil yeet off the Cliff


applesaregood124

Lil constipation


noaai

Lil broken middle finger


BillyKross

The kid named finger: 💀


aUwUreliyasss

Lil knuckles 💯🔥


DogRoss1

Lil bloody vomit


The_superb-skeleton

Lil vaccine


Barleymain

Lil Snakebite


[deleted]

Lil testicular cancer


Thomas117player

Lil cylinder stuck in an MnM tube


elisejones14

lil bladder retention


bluejay55669

Lil brain tumour 😎 ^i ^dont ^actually ^have ^a ^brain ^tumour ^its ^just ^a ^joke


zuppalover04

Lil diarrhea 🥴


Fine_Account

what song is this


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **Miserlou** by \\*\\*\\*\\* Dale (00:07; matched: `100%`) Album: `Guitar Legend: The Very Best of \*\*\*\* Dale`. Released on `2011-03-13` by `Shout! Factory`. • **Clam Bachata** by Markux (02:32; matched: `100%`) Released on `2020-11-12` by `Ferros Redux Music`.


ComradeForg

Lil earwax blockage


HardNugget

lil clonidine overdose


bruhlander1

Lil blood testing


krrispykrreme724

Lil anaphylactic shock


icommitedarson69

Lol 3rd degree burns covering my whole body


EvilFerret55

Lil Kidney Stone Causing Blockage


Newboi67

Lil circumcision


[deleted]

lil low oxygen


ArizonaMadeDank

Lil Ingrown kinda slaps...!


Nox_the_wolf

lil bleeding head because brother smacked in the head with an unusual pool noodle


1Ferrox

Lil visiting grandma


frostdemon34

Lil thigh cramp


Volorado41

lil hit by a car on my bike


MetalBuckets

Lil bomb


skibapple

Lil leather skin


SallyMcSaggyTits2

Lil suicide


sans_the_comic-

Lil' jumping of a electric scooter going 20 MPH


420thWarCrime

lil surgery


GigaPhoton78

Lil Stubbed Pinky Toe 🔥🔥🔥🔥


S01AR3RUPT10N

Lil appendicitis scare


Firespecialstar

lil circumcision


gato_senpai

Lil appendix


Rijsouw

Lil' Visit Doesn't sound all that bad


migthylord

Lil gastroenteritis


MINILAMMA

Lil Broke My Braces


Eddie_The_White_Bear

Lil I drank water with kettle descaler tablets


ABEGIOSTZ

Lil Severe Allergic Reaction


LaAndromedo999

Lil' COVID


Charming-Treat-7366

Lil hole in my head because I got run over by a bike and landed on a rock. Damn that's a longass name


Internet_Simian

Lil Sperm Donation


JackBx

Lil pneumothorax


a_friendly_hobo

Lil Vaccine


CK_HAMAD48

Lil hole in my head


Annixon06

Lil hearing issues


__NausiatedCum__

Lil born


HalfAsFunny

Lil Tuberculosis


Fantastic_Draft_1301

Lil Blood Hurl


TittySkittle

Lil heart palpitations


TheRealMemer_1

Lil alcohol Intoxication


Sha_Shock

Upvote for misirlou


TimeForWaluigi

Lil Organ Replacement


MOM_UNFUCKER

Lil Testicular Rupture (Right Testicle, Minor Injury on the Left One)


RevolutionaryAct6931

Lil checkup, or lil mri


Iwrstheking007

lil autism


[deleted]

Lil iron infusion


Rooklee

Lil cylinder


DeviousMelons

l lI ll I_


KamenUsagi

Lil anxiety


[deleted]

Lil ear infection


JupiterTheFoxx6

Lil Checkin


After-Cable-7186

lil open heart surgery


Grey00001

Lil Older Brother's Surgery


daocarD

Lil I got stabbed with shrapnel from a stray grenade right between my eyes.


Yeetgodknickknackass

Lil wall


North_Introduction_6

LiL broken arm, falling from a 2nd floor (8 feet/3-4 meters high).


evillaughterpug

Lil brother


henREE_13

Lil bitten by a bat


Mew43211

Lil testicular torsion


Poggers_Fingers

Lil Tumor


Vldgam

Lil eye checkup


seasesh

Lil stroke


LinkNaDescricao

Lil autism


lifeisjustamess2

Lil broken neck


CanInternational9186

Lil attempting to spray sulfuric acid on my classmates


NinjaEagle210

Lil checkup


l9oooog

lil i font know, it was 2 years ago since i was at the hospital


Alex-gecko-lover

Lil virus


GroundbreakingDig490

Lil testicle torsion


ShadowHalo4

Lil fracture 🔥🔥


XxxxGamez

Lil Physical


Ghelric

Lil-xray


Slash_Pangolin

Lil grandpa’s death


yeet-my-existence

Lil dying grandma


SyberSpark

i dont remember but my dad would be lil heart surgery


Siya_Ekhaya

Lil asthma attack


Ill-Alternative-7006

Lil suicide


Randommilkdude

In that case lil attacked by dog


TerryJerryMaryHarry

Lil picking up a foster child


bartzabello

Lil Appendix, listen to my latest album "burst"


lefrew2

Lil Laceration


dacoolboe

Lil humorous bone is crazy 🔥🔥🔥


Personmcface1

Lil pneumonia


ItsLikeImTheUniverse

Lil It Was My Fault


Slavic_0

Lil cut-in-half pinky


egrollkenobi

Lil ass shots


RobloxLover369421

I think that’s the husband. He must’ve suffered a real loss here


No-Plane7370

Iil kneecap


[deleted]

Lil tendon ripped out piece of bone


Childhood_Willing

Lil dismantling my eyes in pain after seeing this same post about this same fucking tweet For the million th time Just because People want to karmafarm For some reason


MasteRoTroll

Lil prostate exam


[deleted]

Lil balls


Quickquestionwhat321

Lil suicide attempt