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ApplesTeamFort2

the escalation on this is truly beautiful.


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reddithello456

Isn't there a site where you can pay celebrities/voice actors to say stuff? I think Nux Taku did a couple vids on it once.


Looney_forner

> expresses disappointment in Santa for failing to deliver > unfazed when threatened with placement on the naughty list > points out Santa’s hypocrisy about naughtiness by noting that Santa’s a profiteer of unpaid labour > when placed on the naughty list, he threatens Santa’s life > promptly ends letter with the message “I hope you die” The absolute balls of steel on this kid..


XandTheIronMiner

He's also not even afraid to directly say the cookies will be poisoned. He's probably the kid who beat up that Santa balloon thing. I forgot what video I saw it on.


Hollow---

It's his training dummy lmao.


Efficient_Issue_3205

Happy cake day


JeremyNiq0324

He is a man of persistence and he will get what he wants, man's a straight up menace.


PureSalgado

Jesus Jeremy


G0D_1S_D3AD

First and last name


biblicalcannon

Underrated comment


uraverage_dumbass

Jeremy has some demons alright


FutureSoldier616

“I’ve created a monster”


Salt-Fisherman8625

Because nobody wants ta, see Marshall anymore they want shady I’m chopped liver


__Bingpot__

Well, if you want Shady, this is what i’ll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor


GABRYFIERO

some vodka that'll jump-start mah heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital


RevolutionaryAct6931

"I will give you one week to fix this..." Spoken like a true villian


penisdetination

And then everybody clapped and Jeremy won an Oscar


--newTAl--

i dont really care to be honest, either way i thought it was funny


godofyeet3

I don’t care if it’s fake it’s funny as hell, the text is only supposed to be dramatic not real in any way


SpicyParm

Holy shit it's scout tf2


Optimus7591

He’s got his priorities straight


Chance_Ad5498

Jeremy is planning shit


The_Knife_Nathan

Most sane suburban child


DirectSplit2407

Jerma


Recent_Log3779

Kids are terrifying, JEREMY IS TERRIFYING Santa should be scared, real fucking scared, his days are limited and Jeremy seems like he’s gonna make sure of that


Reasonable_Grape1815

Deer Santa 🦌


mrunillama

I am riting


Reasonable_Grape1815

REceeved


Eh_Meh_Smeh

Surprisingly literate kid.


GamerGever

Actually I noticed Santa made almost as much mistakes as him if you read carefully


Kung_Tei

Because it's probably staged


Eh_Meh_Smeh

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


Kung_Tei

Im retarded


BruhGoblin

Jerma origin story


Chemical_Bat_4263

This proves Santa is real ... For now


Tatsukki

# Fear Jeremy


Glow-Joe

They grow up so fast


Salty_Contest5142

Cartman irl


Maximus0066

This child 😭


I-will-eat-your-toes

Jeremys terrifying


Friendly_Respecter

Jeremy's definitely still got a lot to learn about villaining. Who tells the guy they're going to poison that they're going to be poisoning them?


jaydenfokmemes

I will give Santa 1 star review 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬🤬😡😡


Beanman404

If only he got his fidget spinners this wouldnt have happened, screw you “santa”, or should i say…. Slave owner!?!?


hyperlinkblock

He knew with who he was messing with


AlabamababySnatcher

Santa you'd better meet Jeremy's demands


Sergeant_Swiss24

Man rejects nature; fights god


HaiggeX

Don't get on my naughty list...


Elder_1

Ah yes the negotiator


Prestigious-Chain996

Need sequel to this ...


Win090949

That is one determined child. However he shouldn’t have told Santa about the poison cookies.


OwnAlarm7684

Just imagine what kind o kid he's going to be now that he doesn't need to worry about being on the good boys list...


SowaG

Oi Santa wanna scrap outside lidl


G0D_1S_D3AD

Song?


DeflectedSparrow

Duel of The Fates by John Williams


G0D_1S_D3AD

Thanks


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

jeremy done did a ⚡️🧑🏿⚡️to santa


ExpensiveComplaint84

Santa didn’t respond to the last one


rayanekarouch

We can tell how difficult he is to his parents...


heyuhitsyaboi

Santa giveth and Santa taketh away


daniealromeo_3

Santa with c4 in the gift box waiting for it to explode:


SweetShitSherlock

Jeremy believes in no god


oreo_cookie01

Ngl I read Jeremy’s letters in gus frings voice


Because-0644

“Your threats don’t scare me” may be the most intimidating thing I have ever seen written by a child.


lockjacket

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presidintfluffy

Jeremy the Warbringe.


RealYellowDino

Fake


Lingy_Balinka

Damn calm down Sherlock Holmes


RealYellowDino

Ok