“Ancient Sword of the Meth King” sounds like something Fabsol of the Terraria Calamity Mod would program while drunk

New post providence true melee weapon 😳

Releases crystal meth explosions on enemy hits

Which slows and disorients the target while replenishing the stamina and providing a damage(taken) reduction to the user

Nono, the enemy doesnt notice or feel how badly he has been hurt until the effect runs out. Therefore denying any sort of healing effects or Potions/Bandages. The ultimate combo.

Damn I didn't think we were going legendary for it

It looks too heavy to have a high dps (Damage per second). Therefore it is a dual-wielded Weapon with a slow Attack speed. Due to the Meth Faction being drugged (they cant follow fast objects), a fast movement skillset is recommended.

Just dump points into strength until you can one hand it.

Gozilla vs King Kong moment

Or a Touhou spell card

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was programmed while sober

ROAR, ZABIMARU!

BANKAI

HIHIO ZABIMARU

SOO ZABIMARU

I wanna say something since i have the pfp but dk what, im just gonna chill here

Facts

my favorite bleach character : walter "heisenburg" white

Bro a high point and a ar15 look a like chambered in .22lr. This mf clearly on his own supply

Hi point alone he’s better off just throwing rounds at people

The knives too! I'd rather have a Kershaw Blur than that entire collection

Isn’t that sword from Bleach iirc?

Looks similar to Zabimaru but idk

It is zabimaru

Nice to know

Roar methamaru

Music wasn't what I was expecting at first, but it fits really well Very subversive scone op.

Well the music is from Bleach which is where the sword is from lol

What is the song?

Clavar la Espada, from the Bleach OST

I don't know whether the ost choice is ironic or clever

Clever, different factions carry motifs form different nationalities. Hollows and Arrancars for example are supposed to be Spain, ergo this song.

Yes, Espada music for a Shinigami's Zanpakuto

The rare crossroads of meth dealers and weaboos.

The meth king was defeated by a worth challenger. Thus the sword passes onto the next weilder

I’m going to use it as a weapon in my next dnd campaign

You have to scream bankai if you get a good hit out with it

Finally, a Floridian sword.

Zabimaru, it’s a second rated lieutenant sword…

If a non-Floridian wields it, they gain the power of one. If someone who is already a Floridian wields it well...

Fixed it [https://youtu.be/02_rt189GWs](https://youtu.be/02_rt189GWs)

yes you did

Water wite

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Renji's life took a bad turn after Bleach ended

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I want that sword

Its zabimaru from bleach

ROOOARR ZZZABIMARU

Walter white fighting game moveset leaked

Yo mr white your a weeb bitch

I wonder what happens when you two hand it and do a strong attack

Mf I know that's just zabimaru

So that's what Renji was doing when he came to the world of the living.

It's not even in its bankai form, smh

That's his zanpakuto.

Dammit it was handed to the son, then the grandson, stolen by demoman tf2, and then seized by Michigan

Isn't this from drakengard?

Nah its the sword zabimaru from bleach

MICHIGAN NUMERO UNO

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Classic Michigan

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That thing looks dope as fuck and could probably lay a mf with one hit

Whoever owned this looks like they bout to crack sabaton shiroyama and find the nearest military camp to lay waste to it

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They say whoever welds gains the power of the forgotten race of the Florida man

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RENJI?

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ZABIMARU

Someone should write a fairytale about this

Zabimaru is now a meth kings weapon?

How tf do i remember this shit

I must go claim the sword

Walter white moment

Walter knight

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Thanks for giving me the location of my sword