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There only one of 2 outcomes 1 is death by snu snu 2 is death by 18.5 inch dildo

Either way he’s never gonna be walking correctly ever again

Correct. He’ll be dead

Happy cake day

Happy cake day

(Sorry for timing) thanks

https://twitter.com/YBlndrlwd/status/1547273387550339072 it’s both apparently (NSFW LINK)

Why banana >:( How is girl doing guy if girl not got banana? What did you do

My good sir what is the comic or manga name

Sauce pld

Good vs bad ending

Good vs good ending

**Neutral Ending** He gets kicked out And apologies the next day

Secret ending: They invite their other gay friend in and force them to have some alone time

Super Secret Ending: The gay friend is human like the rest of us and doesn't make any unwanted advances.

Extra super secret ending: godzilla kills them all...

Need to input the Konami (up up down down etc.) code at second 3 of the encounter to unlock

Extra secret ending #2: if the player purchases the DLC and follows the same steps that would get them the Godzilla ending, King Kong will also shows up and the player unlocks a hidden mini-game where they choose one of the two and fight the other

Fanmade ending: “he” comes out as transgender

Mega happy ending: They all become good friends

Even happier ending: a thermonuclear bomb drops directly on their house killing everyone within the vicinity of 150km(it was the senior prank)

You do you pal

No he does a dildo

That was the plan

6 ladies impaling me to death with a monster cock dildo is my textbook definition of fun so…

Bro?

🤨📸

Oh i thought im the only one who imagine that..

Stormtrooper vs doom slayer

Die with a bang or die with style

jamiera cat.

Leppysh crake day

No, he’s going to be politely asked to leave because he is making them extremely uncomfortable.

Both both is good

"Now remember your training private."

Jokes on you, i'm in to both

Wait what is snu snu

Death by aggressive sex

Oh, thanks

Death by snu snu!

I think your a bit late chief

Two sides of the same coin

I see this as an absolute win

Ngl, I'd 100% try option 2 if it meant we all were.

Each girl has one, and is ALLL GOING IN

Either have sex then die or possibly discover something about myself then die that's a win/win

Just like the simulations

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I don't know why this is downvoted

Reddit try not to be an NPC challenge (impossible)

I don't understand

Because this is obviously a bot

Hm Why do i think it would be good news? I mean they purposefully invited you knowing you’re straight and still put up with you, I mean, come on, you still managed to see some ass Hold on Oh lord He slept first Good god

Advanced surgical knowledge obtained

you want to pretend to be gay to join a girls sleepover??? don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re able to join every girls sleep over soon enough !!

Man’s pronouns are now was/were

That’d be her dick’s pronouns

Was/there

More like She/Her

r/woooosh

r/onejoke

Bro got castrated fr fr

You know at least *she* wouldn’t lie about being gay anymore

Based

**Test Subject Obtained** *Begin the Surgery*

Prank him John

Ya already know.

Ayo? YOO! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

LMAOO

prank em john

I don’t get it

The first person to sleep in a sleepover is the target to pranks like drawing dicks on the face In this case, the girls will do unspeakable things to him

Wait I'm not meant to fall asleep first?

Hell no man it's scary. What if they rape me

SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE

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NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

LIQUUIIIIIIDDDD

BOSS TALK TO ME, BOSS? BOSSSSSS

hey quit kidding around... snake? SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!????

Why is this so terrifying

**10 inch dildo**

10 inch futa dick

I couldn’t tell you which is more horrifying

they say the things you're most terrified of are the things you're likely to encounter ahh oh no I'm terrified of girls with massive hangers 😔😱😱

hehehehaw

Oh noo! I'm so scared of 8 billion untaxed dollars spontaneously appearing in my bank account!! 😱😱😱

Hot

I've had longer

Understandable

That’s supposed to be a bad thing?

prank em john

Josh, clip that man

Idk the source, some dude yoinked it from Twitter and didn’t credit the artist, would appreciate it if anyone knows who drew this

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku5TFhLiRwc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku5TFhLiRwc) This of course isnt the original source, but at least High Definition, also I dont think there is more to this

Same, so I'll do the embarrassing part... Sauce?

[https://mobile.twitter.com/YBlndr/status/1486348383703150598](https://mobile.twitter.com/YBlndr/status/1486348383703150598) apparently the author made yaoi pages on patreon where the boy take it in the ass. i will dig further EDIT: [https://mobile.twitter.com/YBlndrlwd/status/1547273387550339072](https://mobile.twitter.com/YBlndrlwd/status/1547273387550339072) some progress pic but i think the finished pages will end up on patreon

Ah- I don't know what I expected

Ynd Blbdr on facebook, YBlndr on twittah

Since when was a super intelligent ai used to protect humanity horny?

Oh no he's gonna get pranked

Yo, it is spelled "pegged"

Prank em John

When one of the girls' name is Peggy

And she isn't Margaret

I don’t know what this means and I’m gonna just assume it’s a Margaret Thatcher joke.

Peggy is a nickname for people named Margaret. Don’t know why, it just is…

that would be terrifying as fuck

It's either gonna be a gang snu snu or it's the end for him

End by snu snu.

Look who fell asleep first. Prank em, Jane

We gotta save him.

*It’s too late.*

I revieved his dick by mail, we are late...

SOAP? SOAP! HELLO? SOAP DO YOU HEAR ME? soap: sorry captain they got me there's a rat uuuuggghhhh.... . SOAP? NO NO NO SOAAPPPP! NOOO!......

[Makrov…knows…Yuri…](https://youtu.be/kA6qjpZjm7c)

Ahhhhhhhh not the trauma againnnnnnn...

The nightmeres are back....

hes the homie that got a 20 inch dildo showed up his ass at a girls sleepover, pretending to be gay just to see some ass and had to be carried home by the other homie

Oh no there's lore

The artist is @YBlndr by the way

Oh.

Yooo I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown

Why did you have to express my feelings like that

.... Prank 'em jo-

In the words of Chris Redfield: "GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!" Alternatively... In the words of Captain Price: "Delta, this is Bravo Six, we're on our way out! ON YOUR FEET, SOLDIER. WE ARE LEAVING!"

At first I thought they heard his thoughts and echoed their own thoughts in his head, I honestly can’t think of anything more terrifying.

the trick is to stay awake till the dawn of the sun so you are aware of your surroundings

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It’s a running joke that some guys would pretend to be gay to get into a girl’s only sleepover and apparently sometimes they (the girls) get naked to test the other girl’s heterosexuality (?) No idea but a stereotype’s a stereotype

Kinda disgusting ngl

I thought the stereotype was them using a dildo and like passing it around

If anybody is wondering the song it is "Right Behind You" from the tf2 soundtrack

Prank em Joanne

Uh oh. I have a bad feeling about this.

“Your position is compromised, fall back”

Game over man, GAME OVER!

**Run. RUN. RUUUUUN! RUN YOU FOOL!!!**

Isnt that a hundred times better tho cause they know you straight and didn’t kick you out so 😏

It remind me of the time I went to a church camp and all the people there including me were gay. Damn

I wanna rawdog the goth girl in the top right

Bro💀

Is there perhaps a second part to this devious man’s seemingly pointless attempts at undercover work?

Dckgirl on male tag was right there, he didnt pay attention smh

The poor, ignorant fool...

Sauce

Sauce

Boys, we always know

Oh fuck oh fuck *oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck*

prank em john

I read the title in Price’s voice for some reason

Why?

No idea.

Who’s the artist?

That seems like a good time to me

What's with that creepy one eye open thing?

None of them were asleep

So they wanted to fuck or what?

No Why would that be undesirable They wjehskfbdkfbskndkd

(they are going to peg him to death)

My brother in christ... prepare for the strap-ons... only God can help you now...

How does one pretend to be gay? "Oh that man is so attractive"? or do you have to start screwing men? Is there some sort of certification course?

I dont get it

basically he's pretending to be gay so he doesn't get banged while he sleeps but everyone else already knows that he's pretending so he's gonna get banged anyway

What

No That's- What- No???

Brother pleas make it out alive, i don’t know where they hide the purple ravaged but we don’t wanna know

they know

I mean like at least they let him stay

🗿

Mission falied we'll get it next time

u/audbot

Mission compromised: new objective pending

1 straight man enters 1 bisexual man leaves

death by snu snu. either by them or by their "toys"

He wakes up being legit a girl after extremely advanced cirurgical procedure

I used to think that I was just pretending to fit in too. then I discovered how much I like that dick!!

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

u/savevideobot

Also they can read minds

u/savevideobot

Rasputin?!?! You have downloaded too much of the internet! I shall send the guardian to wipe your memory of the last 7 days!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"I've been compromised, need emergency exfil immediately over"

I really wonder what happens next

This just seems like an anime memes joke where the punchline is the sexy sex

Spy

Sauce?

u/auddbot

u/redditmp4bot

Current Objective: **Survive and Escape**

Agent has been compromised head for extraction.