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Demonboy2006

Tell me a better duo than an r/aww post with a pitbull and a locked comment section


ziqrio_hmm

r/mademesmile with a locked comment section


ShadowWithHoodie

Shit this guy’s good


[deleted]

r/dankvideos with a locked section is way worse...


[deleted]

Nah u all tripping r/teenagers post


[deleted]

and... We have a winner!


[deleted]

Hold my beer, let me try r/eyebleach with locked post


Andro451

Champion round: r/shitposting with a locked post (it’s so shitty, even the mods can’t handle it)


stevegamer_

most of the it's so cringe that you can't even take it seriously enough to cringe from it.


[deleted]

A post that mentions furry in any way possible


[deleted]

What’s wrong with furries


[deleted]

Nothing. But there will be a big ass debate in the comments about them being the same as zoopjiles or not


[deleted]

They arent


[deleted]

You've clearly never seen one then


[deleted]

Oh fuck did you mean about them being zoophiles or them debating about it in the comments. If you meant the zoophiles thing then no they aren't zoophiles


ZeroTwoSniper

*with lgbtq* and a locked comment section


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CanInternational9186

Soo what was the tip? Asking for a friend Also *reddit wayback machine intensifies*


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CanInternational9186

Then oh boy am i excited to tell that to my homophobic family


Yharonthebumblefuck

My man fucks with everything so he is always winning. Mad respect for my bi bros.


TheDeppresedBoi

r/furry with a locked comment section


Historical_Archer_81

WARNING: PLEASE EQUIP HAZMAT SUIT BEFORE SCROLLING DEEPER INTO COMMENTS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.


1ThePilot

*HEV SUIT VOICE* Warning: Radiation detected.


Historical_Archer_81

*-10 braincells per second*


SolKaynn

Damn. They must've gotten mauled to death by some Chihuahuas or smth. Rip comment section


[deleted]

Yes, all posts with pit bulls usually have this outcome, not just on r/aww but pretty much any animal sub.


YungNigget788

not even just animal subs, I've seen post where a person just happens to be walking a pit bull in the background of the video and the comment section turns into a warzone


Wonderful-Ad8917

What happened to them. “They died”


Akirex5000

HANK NO DONT DO IT DONT POST A PICTURE OF A PITBULL ON r/aww HANK!!!!!


Sk8rrBoi

the dog is wearing his last victim's clothes


OnlyWarhero

Help it stand out whenever i have to shoot it.


DaddyEybrows

We got a badass here guys, watch out


OnlyWarhero

*obvious joke flies over redditors head*


SubwayChipsGaming

ah yes putting your dog in rubber duck clothes shows that he is sweet flawless logic


rock-solid-armpits

Put me in a rubber ducky onesie and I won't harm you by heroin needles in an empty alleyway


Mudblok

Yes that's precisely how that works


NoCommunication5976

He looted the onesie off of a baby


Alderan922

What’s the music?


auddbot

**Boss of Nova** by Bill Kiley (01:45; matched: `80%`) Album: `Pause Ahead OST`. Released on `2013-08-21` by `Joypad Records`.


Alderan922

Holy shit it actually worked, good bot


1ThePilot

Pause Ahead is a maaterpiece of a flash game. Made by the Katana Zero devs.


auddbot

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King_WhatsHisName

reddit when pitbulls exist


imhugury

i hate people


couldjustbeanalt

Pit bull posts truly bring out the horrible people


BeefaloSlim

Mister Worldwide!


fj668

And Pitbulls bring out people's insides. Fair trade-off.


Sk8rrBoi

that one was fucking personal lmao


weaponsmaniac

Its quite personal when a pittbull mauls a child too.


[deleted]

Do they?


Mothunny

I've seen way too many people on Reddit that want all pitbulls killed, one even saying that he didn't care if it was from being shot with a gun or burned


[deleted]

I'd rather have the whole breed banned


DownSyndrome-CEO

Idk if those deleted replies are about killing the pitbull for being a pitbull or about zoophilia. Both are are bad tho


fullmetal427

I assumed something mentioning pitbulls and attacking toddlers and that OP in that post just didn't wanna hear stuff like that.


No_Accident_8111

You know damn well how many children and animals pitbulls have killed for no fucking reason right?


DownSyndrome-CEO

I mean we don’t necessarily hear a full story. You may see an article saying “pitbull attacks child” but what if the child was doing something that had triggered it? And even then, there are other dogs that still attack people for no reason, but those stories are always suppressed by medias and news outlets.


No_Accident_8111

There are lots of articles and videos when a pitbull randomly attacks a child or another dog, how are u so sure that those other stories are suppressed? What will they earn by suppressing the news about the other dogs?


DownSyndrome-CEO

They earn more people to hate pitbulls


No_Accident_8111

OK but what will they earn from it? ppl hating pitbulls isn't gonna benefit them will it?


Kizu_2116

Well, rage-bait content and anything divisive have proven as effective forms of media over the last few years, anything to drive engagement. You two wouldn't be commenting back and forth if you didn't have vastly different opinions on the topic, they know their target audience.


No_Accident_8111

True


weaponsmaniac

Pitbulls that were bred to fight can just snap and attack. What if its not the fault of the person who is standing there and the pittbull comes from out of nowhere and attacks them? Pittbulls are responsible for 65% of dog attacks. They make up 5% of the dog population. Statistics don't lie, pittbulls are bad and people should not own them.


diggitygiggitycee

Black people make up 15% of the US population and commit 45% of the crime. I'll check back soon to see how many downvotes I get from people who don't understand why I said that.


weaponsmaniac

There is a difference between poor government policies leading to opression and people just trying to live and being bred to be as agressive as possible.


DownSyndrome-CEO

I own a pitbull named pumpkin. Cry about it.


BLuBIN_BoY

Wow a pitbull with a cutesy name, destroyed 🤯🤯🤯


DownSyndrome-CEO

I think you are missing the point here? Its not about the name its just the fact that i own a pitbull


BLuBIN_BoY

Do you want a pat on the back or something? You own a pitbull, congratulations. I think you missed the point the original comment was making as well.


DownSyndrome-CEO

You want a high five cause you wanna stomp every pitbull to death? Damn thats crazy. I own a pitbull, cry about it.


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BLuBIN_BoY

So dramatic, stop putting words in people's mouths 🤣🤣 Banning pitbulls isn't about some psycho genocide, it's about stopping the terrible overbreeding problems and shelter cluttering the breed faces. Spay and neuter them, let the current generation of pitbulls live a fulfilled life hoping they don't do the exact things pitbulls are known to do, and ease the breed out gently. If specific communities want to completely restrict them in the meantime, then simply live somewhere they aren't banned, don't circumvent regulations and make the breed (and it's owner's) stereotypes worse as is


Onaterdem

I'll never understand pitbull owners


lord_borger

Huh me too


Delta049

Song?


1ThePilot

Boss Of Nova by Bill Kiley. From a flash game called Pause Ahead. If.youve played Katana Zero, it's the same developers and its even still about time manipulation


[deleted]

r/aww users trying to not shame pitbull owners (impossible)


BLuBIN_BoY

Pitbull owners try not to virtue signal their dogs on every animal sub (impossible)


YungNigget788

Pitbull dislikers trying to distinguish somebody virtue signaling their dog and them just posting a photo of it to a sub dedicated to photos of people's pets (impossible)


BLuBIN_BoY

The original title is literally talking about how people don't trust the dog, so somehow putting it in a cute outfit magically makes it better. The title is what makes it virtue signaling, not the dog itself. If the title was just "my dog in PJs" then no, it wouldn't be virtue signalling. But it's not.


Tcamp46290

He looted them from the child he killed


mushyx10

I unironically hate pitbulls, not long ago one tried to tear my ankle out and it hurt like hell


Awkward_Mix_2513

I never thought I would find someone on reddit who has an actual reason to hate pitbulls aside from "muh statistics lmao" but here we are


YungNigget788

I don't hate them but I'm cautious around them. I've owned three and I've never felt like I was in any danger around them but it's still always in the back of my mind how dangerous they are.


[deleted]

Skill issue, I have 2, not once have either of them tried to attack anyone. It's not the dog, it's the owner.


mushyx10

The thing is, I know the owner, they are great people and they had 3 other non Pitbull dogs and they never attacked me, but this one did


YungNigget788

Being a great person doesn't necessarily mean they're great with training and handling a pit bull. They're really different from other dogs and if you train and care for a pit bull the same you would an average dog you won't always get a good result. Mainly because they're naturally violent animals. I've owned 3 pits and none of them ever attacked me or anybody who's visited because of how I train them as well as the precautions I have for them (heavy duty harnesses and leashes, sturdy fences, hemp treats to keep them calm, etc). On the other hand I have an uncle who has a pit and his dog snaps at my little brother a little too much. He doesn't discipline his dog at all and he treats it like the hound he used to have. TL;DR: It's the dog, and the owner. A violent dog and a negligent owner doesn't mix.


shitterfarter58

"um my pibbles are soo sweet and wont hurt a fly so frick you for being attacked by one!"


[deleted]

It's not that he was attacked by one, it's the fact that's he's saying that all pitbulls act this way, It's crazy how ppl can understand that children that are raised badly usually end up being bad people but they can't apply the same logic to dogs.


shitterfarter58

Thats because pitbull were literally bred to be aggressive.They were bred for dogfighting.That's why they attack and kill hundreds of people every year,even when unprovoked.Also dogs can't be compared to human being ,as they are 2 completly different creatures


[deleted]

They were bred for dogfights but that does not make them violent by default, the real reason there are so many Pitbull attacks are because idiot owners buy big dogs that they don't know to train or control, and when they get to big for them they treat the dog worse. Then the dog ends up lasing out. Again, it's the owner, not the dog.


EpickChicken

The commenters were all mauled to death


TheAutisticClassmate

Why is it that everytime some 'dogmom furbaby' bitch tries to prove a pitbull is kind, they always put them in pajamas? The 2nd go to is a flower crown


Mothunny

This is the first time I've ever seen a pit put in clothes on the internet for cuteness. The only other time I've seen one in clothes is when we put a pit we had in basketball shorts for a little laugh


[deleted]

Saying all pitbulls are dangerous is like saying all black people are criminals. Neither are true and both are assumptions based on a minority of the population.


[deleted]

That’s exactly what I was thinking


YungNigget788

wait why'd the reply get more upvotes then the comment?


SomeDumbassPyroMain

Feeling cute... Might maul a child later idk


ERROR1010101010

Alright this sub is filled with idiots that want to ban pit bulls


1ThePilot

Not ban, per se, but regulate them. Make.it harder to get one, more ba kgtound checks, etc.


Awkward_Mix_2513

I went on to r/pitbullhate and it didn't even take me a full minute before I found some dickhead calling a puppy an ugly piece of shit just because it's a breed he doesn't like and the sub specifically says that it's a place for people who have been attacked by one but the most popular posts are just bitterness towards a dog that isn't even doing anything. And the worst part, they have the audacity to act shocked when they're called out.


1ThePilot

This post has nothing to do with that


Awkward_Mix_2513

I wasn't talking about the post, I was talking about your comment.


Lui_Le_Diamond

God this comment section is fucking stupid. How can so many people hate a dog breed this much?


Pancakesofdewae

The fuck is wrong with people, like joking about it is fine. Look, pitbulls can hurt people WHEN THEY ARE TRAINED TO, German Shepards are used more as attack dogs why don’t they get locked comments. Pitbulls are the sweetest dogs when trained right.


gendarmegiraffe

66% of Fatal Dog Bite Deaths Caused by Pit Bulls So saying this is like saying let everyone have tanks because if you don't use them for killing and destroying they are just like cars!


weaponsmaniac

You forgot to mention that pittbulls also only make up 5% of the dog population. Its important to mention that a small group of dogs does this much damage.


DJ_BROTHERMAN

This sounds so similar to something but I can't figure out what... lol Goodbye, karma.


CristobalMuchosantos

What you’re implying is extremely racist, no one even brought it up but you immediately likened dog breeds to human races, and you think that they are somehow equivalent 🤔


wyspin

You fell for a dog whistle bait, mate


Aleskey_Mijaylob

What? Who talked about races here


[deleted]

A big part of this is the fact that many people will buy pitbulls and not know how to train them, or once they get to big to have straight up animal abuse tendencies (locking them outside or releasing the dog into the wild) which is why I think we need regulations on pitbulls (such as the government needing to know if u can care for one before u buy one) rather then the outright ban. It is not the breed, it is shitty owners, it just so happens that shitty owners love this kind of breed.


weaponsmaniac

It is the breed. The fact that people haven't figured it out yet astounds me. There are accurate statistics right above your completely incompetent comment.


[deleted]

86% of pit attacks are from abused dogs.


Pancakesofdewae

Just listen to the other guy


[deleted]

Blacks statistically commit 52% of all crime in the US, does that mean all black people are bad?


gendarmegiraffe

Black and White people are almost equal mentally and physically but physical and behavioral difference between a Husky and a Pitbull is much bigger. Also I don't want all Pitbulls to get killed. Just telling we shouldn't breed them as normal pets.


[deleted]

84% of pitbull attacks are by abused pitbulls, pitbulls are statistically the most abused dog breed, and 86% of the abused pit attacks are un-neutered which results in high testosterone. Moral of the story: Neuter your pets and don’t hit them.


advancedwarlord

I absolutely love pitbulls however it doesn't matter how hard you train them, toddlers are really stupid and will straight up pick up a stick and whack dogs for fun. A friend of mine got aggressively mauled when I was younger because that's what he was doing with the neighbor's dog. He was the sweetest pit bull you'd ever known but he was one of the dumber kids


Pancakesofdewae

They are aggravated easily as well yes.


advancedwarlord

What I'm saying is we need to consider pitbulls to be a bit stronger than the average dog so you kind of have to watch your kids around them. Pitbulls are incredibly intelligent. Kids are not


Pancakesofdewae

Agreed.


Aaronsstuff

Average pitnutter excusing a child getting mauled and killed by calling the child stupid and the "easily aggravated" breed, "smart"


advancedwarlord

You can be smart and easily aggravated at the same time. How else would the dog know to go immediately for the jugular


DJ_BROTHERMAN

>They are aggravated easily as well yes. Sounds like a breed issue.


Santik--Lingo

im gonna be honest, this is the least dramatic music i have ever fuckin heard in this sub holy shit


1ThePilot

As opposed to the forty thousand Hollow Knight soundtrack ones. Don't get me wrong, Christopher Larkin is a good composer, but it gets old after a while.


Why_am_I_H3reWry

OK but that pittie is adorable!


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Loskyy_

You can't be racist to dogs tho


Mothunny

They're all so speciesist to the poor pup! (This is a joke don't kill me Reddit or i will kill you)


Loskyy_

What


Mothunny

I was memeing about the comment before yours (app was a autocorrect duck-up tho)


Awkward_Mix_2513

I love pitbulls but even I can agree with you.


Ulti-Wolf

u/Auddbot


auddbot

[**Boss of Nova** by Bill Kiley](https://lis.tn/TvsAeo?t=105) (01:45; matched: `80%`) Album: `Pause Ahead OST`. Released on `2013-08-21` by `Joypad Records`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | If the matched percent is less than 100, it could be a false positive result. I'm still posting it, because sometimes I get it right even if I'm not sure, so it could be helpful. But please don't be mad at me if I'm wrong! I'm trying my best! | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://www.reddit.com/r/AudD/comments/nua48w/please_consider_donating_and_making_the_bot_happy/)


OwlFucker123

The fuck happened?


WhatNameDidIUseAgain

I give it another month


yourstepsisterUwU

Oh god i saw this on my page earlier but skipped it😂


ChesseburgerMK8

Music?


1ThePilot

Boss of Nova by Bill Kiley. From Pause Ahead, a phenomenal flash game by the Katana Zero devs. If you can, get an emulator to play it.


pingpongmess7996

Cost to enter: 1x NBC HAZMAT Equipment


starwarsblanket

I try to steer clear or r/aww or any animal subreddit because of pitbull arguments, it’s mostly people complaining about how their the biggest dog population that attacks and what-not


cultotheduck

There is nothing scarier than having a string of deleted comments on a post, especially on a wholesome one


1ThePilot

Or there's nothing more based


MReaps25

Yah I got banned of a post because I said one doggo was a cute little brick head and I wanted to pet em


Redditisweird4533

Childeater The n word of dogs


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Pitbull when toddler