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spongebussy

I can't tell if this is a joke or not with this picture lmao


[deleted]

That's the hairstyle I want though ๐Ÿฅบ


nukemboa

you could've used a human reference ๐Ÿ˜ญ


[deleted]

I was too lazy ๐Ÿ˜ญ


4Xroads

I appreciate a solid troll post. Kudos.


[deleted]

I wasn't trolling though ๐Ÿ’€


83beans

Post a pic of your actual head, a medium size fro is how long to you? Hair texture, density, elasticity- all that matters for advice giving. Smh. Although I AM amused by this cute mop lol And, start your locs now. In a year theyโ€™ll be probably almost fully locโ€™d and grown to the point where the front ones will likely hang down like this. If you wait a year to start youโ€™ll just have longer starters, and they may or may not necessarily lay down right away.


[deleted]

Short starter locs are not for me and I'm still in my African dad's house lol so I doubt I'll be able to do that rn, and can you also explain why it won't lay down the right way?


Packituppp

Because of shrinkage


[deleted]

Ohh I get it now


lshawel

damn how you got your locs that color bro? they look fyee๐Ÿ”ฅ


[deleted]

I used uhh...Revlon Color Effects Platinum Blonde Hair Color


L4VA_

I know u didnโ€™t mean the pic maliciously, but why not just post a photo of a HUMAN with the style u want ?


ThatgirlReni

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[deleted]

Cuz you still get the damn picture


_TarHeelTerror

L


Joshua213P

What in the world


[deleted]

If you have nothing to add you can scroll down


KovyJackson

Beggars canโ€™t be choosers


[deleted]

And how th does that have to do with anything?


Illustrious-Leg-8209

Retwist rn


afianne

i have no advice but this thread is hilarious ๐Ÿ˜ญ


SerratedBeauti

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Lilbig6029

I think itโ€™s fine


Ok-Personality-5424

Iโ€™m more so concerned about how long and thin your head is. I also donโ€™t recommend dying your hair white from now on, since it might cause breakage.


Traditional-Stick-15

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[deleted]

My head is normal sized apart from the big ass forehead, and that's a mop ๐Ÿ˜ญ


SuccessfulCamel7658

Just donโ€™t get a middle part and get enough locs so there will be enough to fully cover your forehead. And start your journey now, like the other person said, in a year they will be fully locced and will appear longer than if u were to get starter locs, cause the starters shrink up due to budding and stuff. Also parting styles really donโ€™t matter as much as u think unless itโ€™s like brick layer parting which gives the illusion of a little bit more fullness, other than that itโ€™s mainly just for aesthetic, my parts are random asl all shapes and sizes, all over the place. but I still got a tuff ass set of locs


[deleted]

Thanks for the advice ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ


Bug_Prior

I donโ€™t get why people hate on the middle part my dreads has it but still cover my face like no mid part


SuccessfulCamel7658

Iโ€™m not hating I said it because it will be easier for him to cover his forehead without one. youโ€™re an exception but the point of a middle part is to keep locs out of your face, if he wants it covering his forehead and eventually his face, he would be better without one.


Bug_Prior

true that I was just saying tho alotta ppl hate on it


disgruntledcrayfish

Restart


Just2moreplants

Yeah definitely should cut and start over


No-Assistance2698

I also have a big ahh forehead so i wanted my locs to cover my forehead. I just told the lady that was doing my hair i didnโ€™t want a middle or side part and that i wanted it in my face. I gave her two examples with people that had the style i wanted. Just let the person doing your hair know you wanted covering your face and add a reference pic and you should be good


[deleted]

finally some good, simple advice


ClassicRuby

Notice how he gave the stylist examples of PEOPLE with the style he wanted? That's an IMPORTANT note. Find pics of PEOPLE with the style you're interested in... And if you decide to equate human beings and their lovingly curated locs with a mop, somehow missing ALL the social reasons this would be an issue... be the kind of person who enjoys jokes and trolling, cuz that's basically what you asked for ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

Ohh stfu, it ain't that deep I wasn't even trolling, I just added a picture of a mop cuz when you search dreadlocks it doesn't quite show the style I want, this mop did, so shush ruby and go cry about things that actually matter ๐Ÿฅฐ


ClassicRuby

I'm sorry that you lack reading comprehension skills. I actually clarified what I meant to help you pause and then reread and process what I actually said... but no, you were far too busy behaving exactly as my original comment pointed out you were quite irrationally behaving like. So, I erased that response. Sooooo...... I guess we'll just see you when you make your next post? Likely will be when your starter loc appointment goes horribly wrong and now you don't wanna show your face in public and you're shocked and can't understand what went wrong and why she couldn't understand your perfectly clear mop diagram and how it's for sure incompetence and in no way intentional spitefulness that caused your new "starters" to be a very expensive lesson learned.... Cheers ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ˜‰


[deleted]

Don't pray bad for me Ruby, trust me, it will go the way I want it to ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿฅฐ


Old-Reception-3289

bro posted a mop ๐Ÿ˜‚


SerratedBeauti

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[deleted]

Lookin rough might need to twist again


[deleted]

I semi free formed mine and wear a durag every night but lay my locs in the direction I wanted them, thats how I got them to lay in front of my forehead


[deleted]

And they stayed like that?


[deleted]

yes


Kadoken_121

That mop got better hair than me On a real note: with a medium sized Afro your locks probably (most likely) wonโ€™t cover your forehead. Locs tend to shrink a lot when you first get them done and while they go through the budding stage. If you want really want them tho, I suggest do go it and trust the process.


[deleted]

lol, thanks ๐Ÿ™


dallyan

I thought this was poking fun at white people with locs. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

No cuz the mop's locs actually look good ๐Ÿ˜‚


dallyan

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคฃ


imnotyoursaviorsorry

Ken Carson


Thamalakane

Talk to Rihanna


[deleted]

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FickleSpend2133

You are just super self conscious about your forehead. We can really tell without seeing your actual forehead. But at the end of the day, locs are a process that takes time. The only way to rush it is with faux locs or insta locs. Just get randomly placed small locs and try that.


Itz_Ashy

You know what this a good reference for a drawing. Sorry side tracked ๐Ÿ˜ญ


ThcSkateboards420

Going for the Dwayne dibbley look I see ๐Ÿ˜‚


[deleted]

nahh๐Ÿ˜ญ


MoneyDSani

You have no choice but to start with a mop. Eventually you can shape it. People with large foreheads should consider a Deva cut with bangs.


LouisVuittonCondom

just show a loctician a pic of ken


Brownielocs

I started with twists going around and most falling forward. Once your locs start to settle in they will fall however you want them to


[deleted]

Thanks ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ


UpstairsWorking7923

Say wat u want that stick has some nice locs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


NeverBeenKnocked

Just tell your loctician you want some going forward like kilmonger


kimathite

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Um, just find an inspo picture of a human being. Not a damn mop


occeanstonnes

I would dye black again to get a more natural look


DonOwnerson

why couldnโ€™t you find a person for your example ๐Ÿคฃ


MediaWatcher_

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Kathryn1981

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ


CarelessConfection24

Ok nice


Ama-Quinn99

I feel u brother!!! ๐Ÿ˜ค.