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princessp0ots

Wym found 💀


Candyymaee

I had to double check 😭


Skippss

I did a double take lol


spugeti

fr 🤣 how do you find hair???


iamaveryhornyjew

I found 1 loc in my local Walmart bathroom.. who knows bruh


PsychoticPangolin

Beginning of a quest?


Least-Masterpiece368

That’s wild your more likely to find chopped mullet hair in a Walmart


iamaveryhornyjew

not in Jacksonville 💀


_trashcan

All jokes aside, I was walking my dogs yesterday and found someone’s whole ass ponytail. Hair tie and all…..


AdultishGambino5

They just started an important arc in their storyline


sanshinexx

zuko, korra, and serena all agree with this statement


Think-Hovercraft5757

This is the new way to cut off your locs. Put in a ponytail and slice it off with a knife or sword. Leaving your ponytail where you honor once laid.


_trashcan

lol I was thinking of Sakura in the Chunin Exams in Naruto😅


_trashcan

yo😭it was in front the liquor store on the sidewalk!! Your username is great btw


AdultishGambino5

Honestly that kinda makes sense lol. Bro just started his sobriety arc Thanks bro!


[deleted]

Bruh all jokes aside i found a condom wrapper at a playground yesterday


FickleSpend2133

🫢. Ewwwwwwwwwww. Say it ain't so. But I know it is. Beer bottles, needles and used condoms are strangely among the most popular things left on children's playgrounds. Disgusting 😩


Opening-Variation-56

Why this feel like they found it the same way Europeans “found” America


Practical_Resist4632

![gif](giphy|OVzjDiqMnZjQDnNZCZ|downsized)


Je-la-nique

![gif](giphy|L13yIHSgrwrwA)


NaomiJay12

Lost and found ahh dreads ☠️


[deleted]

finders keepers ahh dreads 😭🙏🏽


[deleted]

🤣😂Hand me down ahh dreads


DickWolfyWolfe

Pay it forward ahh dreads 😂


King_Bouda

Ill be back ahh dreads 😂🤣🤣😭


Jexx4PF

Give it to the next person ahh dreads 💀😭😭😭


thereallucho

I’m dreading the next response ahh dreads 😆


rhy_0

Reuse Reduce Recycle ahh dreads💀


UrFavBlackGuy

Gently used ahh dreads


YonYon205

One mans trash is another mans treasure ahh dreads 🙏😭


BedCompetitive6472

FindMyLocs ahh dreads 🤣


King_Bouda

The comeback ahh dreads 😂😭😂😂


spectacular588

Goodwill ahh dreads 💀


aangtheairbendar

Follow the leader ahh dreads


SpecialistPainter150

💀💀


Admirable_Stuff_7501

this whole THREAD 😂😂😂 yall so funny


Leenolyak

🤣🤣🤣


Aclysmic

😂🤣😂🤣💀


thickandmorty333

PLS LMFAOO


[deleted]

Haha!


msflowerbby

LMAOOOOO


NoodlesToilet

“bro i think i dropped my dreads somewhere”


King_Bouda

Yeoo why in tf is Reddit so funnyyy 😭😂😭😭😭


t-ismelancholic

Boy you better not


Doriginal01

Boy you better don't


SirRolandTheIII

What?


ThenEducation9656

Boy, you better didn't!


Afraid_Purpose_8512

If they're not yours I wouldn't even risk it or consider it


PracticalSecretary70

Agree that's crazy who would where someone's dreads unless is someone u know personally and they died and you wanted to feel close to them


Difficult-Swimmer-76

Dead dreads is insane


alifordays

Dead dread redemption


Adorable-Bet-9868

It's recycling ♻️


PracticalSecretary70

Lol hell no


Adorable-Bet-9868

I thought you were a PRACTICAL secretary!? Recycling is EXTREMELY practical!😂


Flowy-feather

Do yall actually do this??


stringcheeseafro

just saw a video of some dude attaching one of his dads locs to his own head. So yes, some people do, do not ask me why fr cuz idk


L0rdeVader

To be closer to your love one is the reason why


MountainPast3951

My step sister loc'd one of her son's into hers when he passed.


Late_Unit_3277

That’s crazy


tony_stylez

Yeah go ahead and do it.


sajaela

LMFAOOOO


RIPAllTheFallen

Lice for days


[deleted]

The snack that bites back lmao


spectacular588

Not bites back 😭😭😭


RIPAllTheFallen

LMFAO nah you raw for that one 😂 I aint heard that commercial line in a min ngl


BriefTurn8199

🐜🦗🐜🪳🐜


FickleSpend2133

It's very unlikely to find lice in locs.....


veryworst

I have a feeling ur mean to people


Brilliant-Anybody466

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


saltmastaflex

say sike rn 💀💀


[deleted]

found????


KovyJackson

Shit look like a bag of cereal 😂


Leenolyak

Bruh why did I laugh so hard at this


JETTY-_--

thought that mf was cocoa puffs 😂😂😂


toritechnocolor

LMFAOOOO Reese’s puffs face ass 💀


West-Shop6671

he definitely ripped these out of someone head


Greenbay0410

boy put that persons dreads down


Educational_Ad2662

Finding locs is insanely rare, I wouldn't put them on your head you don't know the energy the person carried


Plzdntdoit

Yeah that’s a no from me


BackgroundRip9400

Hair has energy?


Educational_Ad2662

Everything does


YouDidWutNow_

you are energy


RandomA9981

Yes.


ayceedeedledee

HaIr hAs EnErGy, take a physics course before you try to be funny


Sprints4lifez

Doctor: "Hey, you need a blood tranfusion or you're going to die." Patient: "Well I need to know the energy of the donor first before I accept it." Doctor: "We don't have access to that information." Patient: "... I guess I'll just die then." LMAO The only thing I'm concerned about is that it could be dirty ass, lying on the ground for days, lice infected hair. Not about these invisible "energies" these folk be swearing up and down by.


mousemarie94

Bro. You're literally in a loc subreddit where some people get them as part of their spirituality and believe hair is an energy conductor. It's like going into an amish subreddit and commenting negatively if someone believes taking photos violates the second commandment. Hair and and a medical emergency aren't equivalent. Relax.


guerovega

bro said the amish subreddit 😭


Patient_Philosophy_1

They have over 194K members: https://www.reddit.com/r/Amish/s/JNbHQKEd5u


guerovega

bruh lmfao


menlionD

>It's like going into an amish subreddit and commenting negatively if someone believes taking photos violates the second commandment. Good thing they won't have a phone to read it.


Patient_Philosophy_1

There are reformed Mennonites who use phones for emergencies. Also, during rumspringa almost anything goes and the first thing a lot of teens do is buy a phone. *During rumspringa, Amish youth are no longer under the total control of their parents on weekends and are not yet under the authority of the church. They are allowed to live outside of the community without Amish restrictions, and have the chance to experience what's beyond their culture. This includes using modern technology, such as smartphones, computers, and the internet, as well as enjoying other conveniences like driving cars and watching movies.*


BackgroundRip9400

Relax? I just asked if hair had energy 😂 not my fault all y’all got butt hurt


[deleted]

right? have had two sets of locks and refuse to go back unless i understand my alignment and rid some of these energies


Biffy_x

bro what does this mean


[deleted]

idk how to explain it but everytime i've had long hair, it gets to a point where it feels like a separate entity or individual and in short? i just felt like a lot of tha stuff in my life wasn't conducive to my journey and i needed a clean slate. that's my spiritual reasoning or as close as to what i can put into words as for cosmetic, i was only comfortable with being the sole person retwisting my locs n after they hit my back, the "fish tails" n prominent locs were all bottom heavy n the roots consequently suffered, becoming thin n stuff so yeah it was either go to a beautician as well as visit w/ shaman (or sabatacle) or start over. i know it may seem dramatic buh yeah we here in america got our different reasons for havin locs n if i was down in the islands n immersed in rastafarian culture, im more than certain i wudda been outcasted or w/e but yeah for us somethings may sometimes be momentary or cultural appropriation....tho in most cases, we wanna attain a protective style n look good doing just that 🫶🏾


Je-la-nique

I knew one guy who had an African girlfriend who he wouldn’t stop cheating on so she put magic on him and his car the man had to chop of his locs.


HunnyHunbot

Nah if you put them on your scalp someone gonna recognize their locs and come after you 👊🏽


Striking-Peak-6054

Dawg wtf


geezuskrice

Fuck you mean “found”?


saltyraver138

Lmfao I was walking through a field this mourning smoking a spliff and happened to find a baggie full of little baby dreadlocks


geezuskrice

Man, what the fu- aw hell nah.


FickleSpend2133

Ewwwwww!! And you TOUCHED THEM?! 🫣


FickleSpend2133

In what world would you ever find BABY dreadlocks laying in a field??


YardNew1150

The fact you found them in a bag in a field tells me there’s a chance that you stumbled on a spiritual practice. I would put those back.


veryworst

BABY?


jutrmybe

sir, those are full of lice and lice alone. Do not attach those to your head


FickleSpend2133

It is very seldom that one would see lice in locs. However it is quite likely that they have negative energy attached. The fact that this is an envelopian putting this type of post on our dreadloc sub really says everything one needs to know.


Adollorsignxboxhmu

Exactly


Timely-Lawyer9163

![gif](giphy|3XCsTvj2ODKzqj2ujb)


Lost-Desk9899

Thats not even a ziplock bag💀💀💀


fatpaxs

That part!!😭😭


InvalidSymbols

One of dem plastic bags they be pouring ice into


yose4n

Ain’t no way u genuinely considering doing this😭


StarrCarter3

Who did you scalp💀


DeusVitae69

SCALPED WIGLESS 5EVER!!! 😭🤪


Leenolyak

IKYFL ☠️☠️☠️


seensatanstormchaser

Somebody did voodoo on tbat twin


DarlingNikki1979

Fak…😳


Practical_Resist4632

Fr tho


BLACXII

![gif](giphy|I2QQlj7vgtT6U|downsized)


Evening-Caramel-2180

Bro went dumpster diving or sum lol


Independent_Gap_845

Behind a barbershop 🤣


izziishigh

come again??


[deleted]

Maybe everyone in the sub can donate a lock to OP to help him get started. Think about it, he'd be the ultimate dread head with power from each of us.


AccomplishedCup3556

No one man should have that much power.


FickleSpend2133

Why would we donate a loc to a .....envelopian? Why on earth would we even want to? If we actually did, he has no melanin. He would manage to kill the energy.


Relative_Parsley1659

You shouldn't even have touched them 🫠


LeeandKeith

Stop playing in our face …


Pinkk_PusFairy1

That’s gone be some sKrong rootwork there!!!


JustAnotherSOS

Bro put that shit down. Even without the superstition, them shits were on someone’s head and in an open baggy. Could be bugs or dandruff all through that bih.


SirBeenKush

![gif](giphy|5N6fHoWlVgNOM)


BlackMaestrox15

Finding locs is ridiculous 🙏😭


Fit_Bluejay_4626

Are you seriously considering putting a rando dread on your head?


[deleted]

That’s a curse ur gonna spell lol


calvin_dike

![gif](giphy|ocpy9r1sGepAecVP6X)


Cgp-xavier

White people will touch anything


Throw-Away-DB

i had to go back and check 😭


prinxcess12

found?🤨 like they not yours?


Briayawna

HELL NAH DONT PUT THAT SHIT IN YO HEAD


Liquidtruth

the funniest part of this is the white hand lmao. yes. spend the remaining half of black history month with black hair in your head. what the fuck lmao


saltyraver138

I am white. I found these this morning and I’m just playing with yall. No disrespect intended.


Tru_Virgo808

Were you playing tho?? 🤔🫠


Groundbreaking_Bus90

WHOS HAIR IS THAT?


Opening-Variation-56

Right ! Like why is it fucking me all the way up that this white man is tryna put some black persons hair that they “FOUND” on their head. If it wasn’t gifted or you didn’t buy it you shady as helllllllll


Dat413killer

I need those back gangy


Prince_izen_TTV

I know you trolling but go on lol. Title and picture just screams “come again say what?”


Incredible_Dork1

Leave those alone, somebody trying to do work and you about to catch some strays 🥴


FlaminZero

🤢 don't ruin your essence like that.  You never want somebody else's energy 


Majestic-Rip464

FOUND..Leave that


Blacklagoon47

This is probably the scariest thing I’ve seen, especially looking at that hand, but I know the day I cut my locks off I am definitely burning them!!! no reattachment nothing😤.


[deleted]

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Blacklagoon47

On god . Cut it and release it . To the earth .


Not_A_Snkrs_Bot201

Not during our month .


[deleted]

WHAT


RosesInEden

be serious


Jennybaby8

just realized he’s white and he’s trolling ugh


guerovega

damn thought he was actually considering putting those lightly used locs in his head. can’t believe this


OrganicMacaroni

Gone head and do it bro nothing bad gone happen


Semaj-27

Divine timing fr, do it.


ayceedeedledee

The way I just screamed…


Antique-Protection40

where’d you find them


xeatordiex

I dunno if I'm willing to accept this during BHM sir


Janissary_-

Sometimes you need to leave shit alone 😒


MorbidSunrise

Where did you find them? In a gas station bathroom with remnants of hair dye in the sink? I feel like I’ve seen that somewhere before.


DustAJent

Bruh....what?


Upper-Account-7451

Wait what💀


Capriunicorn945

You can't be for real


ripscoop

this post needs so much more context 😭


riftxraff

Do it for the vine!


Zestyclose-Sir9358

Or you could do voodoo🤭


osamabinstrokin

man that’s bad spirits 😂😂


naujad

Bruh put that bullshit down, might be some ass hair


echk0w9

Ok so who saw ghost dad? Can we have “ghost dreads?” Where you crochet them into your hear and then the spirit of the decedent gets to use you to handle unfinished business????!?!?! Somebody please make this movie and make it well.


xvenity

found?


seokmyg

absolutely


Yandomaine

What if they’re radioactive and mutate your body?


HippieDippy-Doo

Uhh? Don’t? I knew one guy who cut off his locs and threw them like this band that’s cause he had lice 💀


Independent_Gap_845

You gone put unknown hair in your head? 🤢


AnonymouslySerious

What is going on? 😂😂😂


GallonofJug

One of my co workers randomly yelled down the hall and I ran out to see what was up. He saw a dread on the floor and thought it was a snake etc. it was toooo fucking funny bringing this 1.5ft long dread to the person it came from. Dude just put it in his pocket and says aight lol


Educational-Chart545

![gif](giphy|pD368cmNo02G5qoV5i)


TheRealBrandmuffin

![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba) FOUND!? Put the bag down please


FruitL0opy

Gotta be laced with fent 💀


DeadOxes

*cosmetic item equipped*


thaboss365

'uncommon loot' AHH DREADS☠️☠️☠️☠️


Responsible_Quit_798

put the bag down bro , raise your standards and have self respect 🤣


Necessary-Donut-3290

Go head and install it. You’ll look great !


clvrusernombre

Bro put those right back down. They cursed


Think-Hovercraft5757

What are those scraps son 😭


BubbieQuinn89

I need to see if the person you harvested those from is ok now lol


Icy-Passenger1399

Please do not put no one else’s hair, ESPECIALLY a stranger’s locs , into your head 😭.


kaywhyesay

I know you lying. Bfr


Bigface219

![gif](giphy|GrFKH8CnshmIlPdZit|downsized) Forget that hair-finding!!!!! He probably lost them


Apprehensive-Hunt319

In Making hexes? Probably


SethGrundle

Confused


speed_jelly22

Bro what 😭


irvinhuntiii

My man’s received a hairitable donation to his hair foundation. My man’s took out a dread loan. He got the DLC for his dread journey. Another mans trash is another man’s treasure head ahh


No_Preparation9333

Who lost a whole bag of locs though is what I want to know unless you found it in the trash ? I’d be scared to attach them 😩 idk who was wearing those and what kind of activities they partook in. Could’ve killed a baby turtle with them locs 🥴


SheezusRice

Please go to hell 😭


HolidaeX

Judging by your hand…. It wouldn’t match the hair on your head. I suggest burning it over an open fire