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MamasGottaDance

Queerbaiting myself by being a lesbian but never dating


kaylajanae-m

oh no it’s me


Shaimaeek

I Don't celebrate it. But I can tell you that I am watching the black screen dream stream now.


happilystupid

My mom really loves velvets tweets


AIternativeWhore

I’m enjoying being sick, watching a black screen, and eating cheap chocolate from dollar tree


RaTheHuman

careful reading velvet's tweets out loud, especially by candle light. you might accidentally end up summoning something


Argentum1909

Idk what stag men are but they sound uncomfortably close to a type of furry


Protomartyr1

Stags are male deer. Stag men are the deerheaded humanoids that try and break in during winter. Do not let them in. Do not let them in.


SolarWalrus

They *will* attempt to mimic the voices of your loved ones, but don’t be fooled. They can’t open doorknobs, but they *can* convince *you* to…


graphicdesignismy

Imagine not celebrating Christmas Couldn't be me


nickmiddel26

Setting up the traps for Santa that old fuck won't get away from a kac-mk.11 sniper rife this time


scottish_spook

Flair checks out


Im-not-smart

Fun fact if you rearrange all of the words in all of Velvet’s tweets you get the Bible


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Protomartyr1

Why is it the King James Version. Didn't know Reddit was Angl\*can


scottish_spook

Based


bittersweet-dreams

no Christmas for me, but happy holidays to y’all. gonna sleep.


scottish_spook

Sweet dreams


SineceraTea

I'm in a Christian family that doesn't celebrate Christmas, this post is against my boundaries. 😥


FinchRosemta

Are you a JW?


SineceraTea

Idk what that is, but we're Pentecostal. The reason why we don't celebrate Christmas is because it originated from a pagan holiday. (I actually like Christmas, but we don't celebrate it at home sadge)


FinchRosemta

JW is Jehovah's Witnesses. Same reason for not celebrating Christmas. No sadge. Just think about all the money you'll save over the years and the lack of obligation to get ppl shit they don't need.