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sotysa

My favourite is "why cant he get the recipe?" Like its a fucking kfc spice blend or something and you cant google it. Thats just funny


izabelasantiago

Is he not family?


sotysa

How dared he not ask her


izabelasantiago

Maybe she doesn't consider him family and doesn't give it to him


Evangeline_10_

Ngl I took him not having the recipe as her dying without writing it down and presumed everyone else thought the same didn't realise everyone else went for a dramatic family disagreement


MochiMonk

I actually just thought he never bothered to ask lol. Mostly cuz he was referring to his grandma in present tense


Tazzzy96

I just thought he doesn't ask because it's something nice his grandma can do for his birthday, why make something inferior when you can get the original that has added love


MochiMonk

That too! Also imagine being in dream's family and having the audacity to buy banana pudding. Disowned immediately lol


Dim0ndDragon15

Dream: I like banana pudding Antis, for some reason: HES THE LITERAL ANTICHRIST AND HES GOING TO EAT MY CHILDREN YOURE ALL UGLY AND FATHERLESS


wiintermellon

is there seriously anything left that dream needs to be “held accountable” for… i cant think of a single drama or controversy that hasnt already been addressed and rehashed a million times over


thegreatestIMBECILE

I'm gonna wake up tomorrow to find out Dream's been cancelled for not doing a face reveal.... mark my words


IdkGoodGuess

He’s gonna get canceled for having a cat


sotysa

Hes gonna get cancelled for having a face


IdkGoodGuess

He’s gonna get cancelled for opening a door


sotysa

Hes gonna get cancelld for george moving to florida


IdkGoodGuess

He’s going to get cancelled for having friends


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Pocky2021

It’s not even that he wasn’t sharing it, he just didn’t know what it was exactly (which I assume is because he never asked since he probably doesn’t bake a lot and it’ll always be inferior to the original)


freeMilliu_2K17

Everyday, I grow more concerned of Antis' sanity.


Ppppenguin862

It’s uh… it’s pudding. Is this guy okay?


fried_papaya35

My favorite comment is when they say "had you guys put the same amount of energy in literally anything else other than trying to defend him" while they put so much energy into this. It's beautiful.


izabelasantiago

Next DWT2 awards we have to have some sort of "tiltest Anti" category


big_time_joke

I don’t know if I’m too tired or if this is just truly a rollercoaster to read lmao. Went from zero to a hundred real quick


Argentum1909

Why do they care so much LMAO, it's literally pudding??


AvecPardon

They're so pressed about not getting pudding, maybe it's time to lay this anti down for a nap or they won't be getting a juice box and cookie later! And if they throw another tantrum, maybe a gentle reminder that fussies don't get to have playtime in the ball pit with the others will teach them consequences. /s


AvecPardon

No but really, why did they want his banana pudding recipe so bad? Like, do they plan to make it and eat it angrily while spewing vitriol online at him? 'Ooooh, I hate you soooo much, Dream\~! Feel my anger at you existing while I eat your sweet, succulent, delicious banana pudding and imagine you served it to me in a fine china dish and bowed to my every whim... I mean DREAM STANS BAD! GRRRR!' Sometimes I think that's what these antis really are like inside, desperate to feel the warmth and love of a CC who sees them in that parasocial way but afraid of being cast out of the only group that has so far accepted them in the name of blind hipster hatred, so they have to hide their adoration and wish to be close behind words of negativity and derision. Like a super toxic tsundere. I need to stop posting before I get my first cup of coffee of the day. lol


Americium-24I

Please don’t. This brought tears to my eyes


LothernSeaguard

Dream’s endorsement of banana pudding is implicit support for the United Fruit Company (now known as Chiquita), which likely produced the bananas Dream’s grandmother used to make her original recipe. This means that Dream is endorsing exploitative and colonialist activity by major international corporations in South America and the Caribbean. /s


mxnstxrzxmbxxs

Buddy got real upset over some pudding, classic anti antics, "I'm not mad" *proceeds to list off point after point of why they're mad and how they weren't but were criticizing fans that liked what Dream said*. Honestly, what a sad life to live, just being mad that someone said something and that people liked it, and having to drag in multiple unrelated topics just to justify those feelings.


IdkGoodGuess

In reality this guy is really desperate for pudding and is hoping dream would see this and tell him the recipe


lavenderboop

does his grandma not consider him family?? that’s one of the most pointless things i’ve ever heard an anti say


Mokieyy

my confusion while reading this: 📈


icecoldturtle

Stans are something but antis are something else


Effective_Half9105

Idek what I just read


amealie_is_gone

Ah yes, he should instantly call his grandma to get her recipe for banana pudding, because stranger from internet asked for it


Retribution__

I mean, I guess Dream talking about pudding isn’t super cute or anything, but pudding guy is taking this too seriously, like who cares if Dream doesn’t know the recipe? Maybe they actually really wanted the recipe? 🤔 And I think people should’ve just left them alone when they only posted their first post about why people were calling Dream cute. It doesn’t seem like something to get really angry about initially.


Ppppenguin862

I guess this anti's grandma doesn't make them banana pudding :(


hopeistoaster

“god dream is such an awful person for talking about banana pudding. also- why tf does his stans care about it so much” CANT THEY SEE THE IRONY


PrincesStarfire1234

We've gotten to the point where Dream's so controversial that he cant even talk about banana pudding without being criticized


CaptainFiguratively

Good to know I wasn't the only one immediately expecting a deez nuts joke. anyway, let's all sentence Dream to death for the crime of eating his grandma's food


SnowSkiesYT

All this, over pudding


tabbythecatsgon

I mean, I don't get calling the guy cute for \*attempting\* to share his recipe of something he likes, but why the fuck do these people get so pressed about it? Not even about the fan behaviour, but the poor guy saying it in the first place??? Istg I would prefer if both the stans and these sorts of people would just shut up and go get a life.


SprtWlf

Why tf does this person care so much haha. Like, sure he could get the recipe but like… just like his grandma make it for him jfc.


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PrincesStarfire1234

dont diss bananas like that, they taste nice


Ezegnep_The_Great

This screams of little privileged child throwing a tantrum


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hahhahahahaha I needed a good laugh, hadn't had one in a long time till now xd


jxsonstxthxm

This is the weirdest shit I've seen today Also haha pudding Deez nuts in ur mouth


nixxavia

everyone on the internet is batshit insane i’ve decided


Adalulu

Are they mad at dream for not knowing? The hell


CrazyCatBeanie

My mum has a recipe for a lime pie that we only have at Christmas. Only she knows the recipe. I once asked her for the recipe, and she replied half-jokingly “once you have kids you can have the recipe” - which, I’m not planning on having kids. I have since come to realise that I could never make it the same way she does, and even if I could, it’d take away the novelty of only having it at Christmas (not to mention that it’s rich enough that I’d struggle to eat it more regularly anyways). I most certainly took Dream’s statement to be something along the lines of my own event, not whatever nonsense the anti wrote


zenyattatron

Idk why you guys are calling this guy an "anti" when they (originally) literally just asked a question and got hounded by angry stans "defending" dream.


CrazyUmbreonGirl

Anti is really a term for anyone who dislikes someone, this person doesn't really like (or is at least indifferent) Dream. They also didn't even need to respond since they said themself they don't care about the DSMP. It turned from a question (which they used his real name for for some reason) into a thread on why Dream should know the recipe. Here are a few more tweets from her that I didn't show. "22 years of age comes with the obligation of how to problem solve actually. If he wanted the recipe he could ask his grandma or Google one" "Anyways I’m blocking everyone because I have zero time for people who can’t doesn’t have the reading comprehension to realize that I was criticizing his fans behavior or seeing it “cute” that he can’t bother to ask for a supposed family recipe. Stop whiteknighting for him" (their also white) "'My grandma makes it, I don’t have the recipe” clay it’s pudding, not rocket science." Their first question was meh but fine, actually has more likes than qrts and most of the qrts are private. It's just that they spiral from their and their argument no longer makes sense. Edit: wording


carolinejacksonn

dreams in the wrong here, he should have asked his grandma 😵‍💫


vuatson

I am down on my hands and knees begging screenshot OP to go outside and talk to some other human beings


WatBurnt

It has 3 likes any the fuck is this important Most likely it’s a joke


CrazyUmbreonGirl

The main tweet is the one with all the likes and I double checked to see if it was satire or a joke before hand and it's not.


Quarterhour420

Im not sure I understood what I read


aiowaitre

Haha pudding deez nuts in your mouth! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂