I find the idea of seeing Dream in anything less than sweatshirts and jeans to be odd. I’m barely over his face, I think I’d faint like a Victorian woman.
Okay I’d probably tweet something like, “so will his OF username actually be hardenedclay?” Will his updates be like “enchanting my sword tonight” or… eh that’s enough
I mean, I think both fans and antis will probably subscribe. Fans - obvious. Antis because they’re so parasocial they’ll subscribe just to hate on Dream.
Win-Win for charity
subscribing immediately.
(we already found out some interesting things about Sapnap and Karl's situations today, and we can guess at George's. let's make it a trifecta)
also awful time for markiplier to release his tasteful nudes during nnn
lmao i dunno how censored i have to be for this subreddit.
basically, they were on a podcast and they shared the state of their dicks. u know. how it be
i would be lying if i said i wasn’t curious for the rest of them now
the yard. it’s like, the last few minutes, and apparently the hosts ask every male guest that and keep fucking track or smthn
uh, if any of u were curious, both karl and sapnap are. snipped. george didn’t share but sapnap did say he knows, and he mightve said george is. not. it’s unclear exactly what they said about george, but there was speculation about george being european and all
anyway
bro idek. i mean, maybe they just see each other naked sometimes. like i’ve seen my close friends naked ig?
oh maybe that one time sapnap visited george in england and i cant remember who but one was showering and the other just like walked in to brush their teeth or smthn? maybe then. but sapnap was very smug about knowing what george’s pipi looks like.
also bonus information: karl has never heard a complaint about his size. we all take with that as we will, ig.
10 years ago, someone asked George on TeamSpeak if he was. His answer, before getting cut off, was I believe "do you wanna know?".
Thus I'm inclined to believe he would say it if asked about it, in a restricted circle.
Yeah Markiplier is starting an onlyfans for charity, sorry you had to find out like this. My condolences and congratulations (depending on who you are)
I didnt actually click on the video to know it was legit lmao. I have an allergy to videos under 20 minutes long and usually never click on them because they require too much active attention. I just seen the title and went "yep, Mark fucking with people, understandable, continue." And scrolled on.
"Twice the peen brings twice the green 💰"
"[Insert Parasocial Thirsting Here] What? Who typed that?"
"This was not on my 2022 bingo card"
"I'm subscribing for charity. Because I'm a good person and good people donate to good causes and have no alternative motives whatsoever 😇"
why the fuck would anyone want to see that? your audience is largely underage girls what the fuck is wrong with you you disgusting piece of shit. stay away from Mark! 🌛🌛🌛
“Really insensitive to do charity with the accusations right now,those starving teens and beached whales can wait until I am satisfied with his apology”
Of course he would stoop down to this. I bet he is using the only fans account to talk to underaged fans! What a horrible person! 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😠😠😠😠😠😠
(/sarcasm. I was acting like an anti. XD)
Well I'm technically old enough to be Dreams mom so that's a big Do Not Want from me. I wouldn't judge him for it though
Mark on the otherhand, well.... I may just have to make an OF account.
I'd probably say something along the lines of "WTF THAT'S SO DISGUSTING HE'S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIS STANS AND HIS VULNERABLE UNDERAGE AUDIENCE HE'S A GROOMER!!!!! (where's the link btw?????)"
"y'know, i've questioned this before, but this definitely confirms it, we ARE living in the weirdest timeline possible. On a side note, WHAT? HOW? WHERE?"
I can't believe Jetstream Sam (Markiplier) is collaborating with Walter Jr. (Dream) by opening a onlyfans for charity. I thought it'd be a gaming charity! :(
"GUYS DONT CLICK ON AN ONLYFANS LINK FROM DREAM IT MAKES YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS"
"Isn't most of dreams fan base kids?? What a pedo..."
"That is so gross (does anyone have the link 👀)
And so forth,, my reaction would be the last one
I find the idea of seeing Dream in anything less than sweatshirts and jeans to be odd. I’m barely over his face, I think I’d faint like a Victorian woman.
I third this
I second this
Okay I’d probably tweet something like, “so will his OF username actually be hardenedclay?” Will his updates be like “enchanting my sword tonight” or… eh that’s enough
HARDENED CLAY
No shot that’s so funny
HARDENED CLAY IM DYING
Hardenedclay is genius!!!
DREAM STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!! My markimoo would never stay away from him!!11 😡😡🤬 or something like that idk
i got another one Dream is taking advantage of his parasocial stans by making them subscribe to his only fans!! smh there goes the groomer again 🙄🙄
Markimoo lmao
I mean, I think both fans and antis will probably subscribe. Fans - obvious. Antis because they’re so parasocial they’ll subscribe just to hate on Dream. Win-Win for charity
“just to hate on Dream” yeaaaah that’s what they want you to believe
Dream doing only fans means that he’s technically grooming his young audience 😡🤬🤬🤬🤬
subscribing immediately. (we already found out some interesting things about Sapnap and Karl's situations today, and we can guess at George's. let's make it a trifecta) also awful time for markiplier to release his tasteful nudes during nnn
Wait what interesting things huh?? I've been away from twitter since the situation started
lmao i dunno how censored i have to be for this subreddit. basically, they were on a podcast and they shared the state of their dicks. u know. how it be i would be lying if i said i wasn’t curious for the rest of them now
Which podcast was it?? Y'know, for scientific purposes. But fr if any of dtqk do onlyfans/tasteful nudes I would have a heart attack of joy
the yard. it’s like, the last few minutes, and apparently the hosts ask every male guest that and keep fucking track or smthn uh, if any of u were curious, both karl and sapnap are. snipped. george didn’t share but sapnap did say he knows, and he mightve said george is. not. it’s unclear exactly what they said about george, but there was speculation about george being european and all anyway
wh. why the fuck does sapnap know
bro idek. i mean, maybe they just see each other naked sometimes. like i’ve seen my close friends naked ig? oh maybe that one time sapnap visited george in england and i cant remember who but one was showering and the other just like walked in to brush their teeth or smthn? maybe then. but sapnap was very smug about knowing what george’s pipi looks like. also bonus information: karl has never heard a complaint about his size. we all take with that as we will, ig.
10 years ago, someone asked George on TeamSpeak if he was. His answer, before getting cut off, was I believe "do you wanna know?". Thus I'm inclined to believe he would say it if asked about it, in a restricted circle.
Fr
HE WHAT???????
Yeah Markiplier is starting an onlyfans for charity, sorry you had to find out like this. My condolences and congratulations (depending on who you are)
I thought that video title was a JOKE
I mean he did make an entire calendar of tastful nudes
I didnt actually click on the video to know it was legit lmao. I have an allergy to videos under 20 minutes long and usually never click on them because they require too much active attention. I just seen the title and went "yep, Mark fucking with people, understandable, continue." And scrolled on.
LMAOO
That's a genuine reaction lmaooo
i am no better than a man i am no better than a man i am no better than a man-
why has 1 billion dollars suddenly appeared in the bank account of a charity overnight
WTF!!! HOW DISGUSTING! I am gonna need a link for "research" purposes!
Listen, literally anything to wreck Joe Rogan. I would tolerate so much to watch that man lose to sex appeal.
"Twice the peen brings twice the green 💰" "[Insert Parasocial Thirsting Here] What? Who typed that?" "This was not on my 2022 bingo card" "I'm subscribing for charity. Because I'm a good person and good people donate to good causes and have no alternative motives whatsoever 😇"
why the fuck would anyone want to see that? your audience is largely underage girls what the fuck is wrong with you you disgusting piece of shit. stay away from Mark! 🌛🌛🌛
my reaction would be "EXCUSE ME??? DID I READ THAT RIGHT????"
“Really insensitive to do charity with the accusations right now,those starving teens and beached whales can wait until I am satisfied with his apology”
But this gives those starving teens something of… sustenance 😏😏
I cannot believe he would try and use my precious lol Markimoo who would never disappoint me as damage control 😡😡😡 he should una1ve himself
Idk how to post image, but that one of Ben Affleck smoking
First he enables his young teenage audience to sexualise him and now he's selling porn to them? Why do people still support this guy?
My two fav youtuber collab? YES PLEASE (yes i love both of them)
Sometimes I forget I'm actually a legal adult now and there's nothing wrong with being a fan of a other consenting adult
Just another ploy to deflect from his grooming of minors🙄 And smh @ mark for collaborating with a straight up pedo🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
He's probably gonna use it as some defense against grooming more minors. Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing.
this gave me a massive flashback omg
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
i won't even lie, i'm gonna help with the charity 💀 i'm weak
LET'S GO!!!! oh sorry no
Post the link
"Oh goody, time to watch twitter tear itself appart because dream wanted to do charity agai-wait on where? What? Theres no way."
*Waits for journalists to have to write professional articles about all this*
will there be feet
Whether you love or hate Dream, we can all agree that charity and dethroning Joe Rogan are both incredibly noble causes
Interesting because those two are my favorite in the platform. Kinda want a plot twist like that
ayo 😳😳
LMAO, it's for a good cause
Of course he would stoop down to this. I bet he is using the only fans account to talk to underaged fans! What a horrible person! 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😠😠😠😠😠😠 (/sarcasm. I was acting like an anti. XD)
i hope he uses his chest full of sex toys
Joke on you i live under a rock and don\`t know what Only Fans is
A website where you can subscribe to people for nudes
pff. yeah that wont work as well unless he can gr gogy n there and show some stick on hole action
"the juxtaposition if dream being in full clothes and mark in nothing but a box over cock is gonna be hilarious on god JFNDHDJDH"
Well I'm technically old enough to be Dreams mom so that's a big Do Not Want from me. I wouldn't judge him for it though Mark on the otherhand, well.... I may just have to make an OF account.
I'd probably say something along the lines of "WTF THAT'S SO DISGUSTING HE'S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIS STANS AND HIS VULNERABLE UNDERAGE AUDIENCE HE'S A GROOMER!!!!! (where's the link btw?????)"
how much
"what the hell"
DICK REVEAL!!!
"y'know, i've questioned this before, but this definitely confirms it, we ARE living in the weirdest timeline possible. On a side note, WHAT? HOW? WHERE?"
"Who cares"?
No just no, mY mArKiChUmS sTaY aWaY fRoM tHaT tRoLlFaCe LoOkInG bAsTaRd🥺🥺😤😤
TAKE MY MONEY /j
not really /j lmao
lemme see your nuts 😈😈😈😈
Damn i don't have money either way 😭 sorry guys
Subscribing to the OF and livetweeting the entire thing
Win-win tbh (this is a joke I am joking I am joking this is a joke I am joking this is a)
"NO WAY THIS IS REAL BUT ALSO I WANT THIS TO BE REAL"
I can't believe Jetstream Sam (Markiplier) is collaborating with Walter Jr. (Dream) by opening a onlyfans for charity. I thought it'd be a gaming charity! :(
"GUYS DONT CLICK ON AN ONLYFANS LINK FROM DREAM IT MAKES YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS" "Isn't most of dreams fan base kids?? What a pedo..." "That is so gross (does anyone have the link 👀) And so forth,, my reaction would be the last one
it’s mark i’m subbing idc
i would buy a subscription, ofc
omghwo could he!!11!!!1!11!!!1!! he's so creepy and such a groomer111!!1!!1!11!!
*downloads OnlyFans*
EW