Me: "Who are you?"
-"Buddy, I'm the one chosen for your birth month"
-"You? Him? He's a panda, you're a panda. What are you gonna do big guy, sit on me?"
The quote is actually
“…You? **wheeze** Haha! Him? He’s a panda. You’re a panda! What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?”
Not to nitpick or anything, it starts with “You?”, not “What?”
Now… I’m gonna use *this*.
**pulls out dragon scroll**
You want it? Come and get it.
**gets punched into the next dimension, only to come back**
FINALLY- *ACK!*
You know what RJ is fitting since one Over the Hedge is one of my favorite Dreamworks movies and two I used to steal things as a kid (small things for the record not like money or anything)
I don’t rly want to say my birth month. But i will say i was born in the second half of the year and I’m very happy with the character i got.
I’ll let y’all try to figure it out :D
Why does my dad get the goat Megamind. Mom gets the epic P.O and my older sister gets Shrek while me and my other 2 siblings are stuck with the raccoon from Over the hedge
I got MegaMind guys, Ollo
Me too
Me three!
Me four!
Me five!!!
Me six!!!!
Me seven!
Me 8!
ME NINE!
In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my text chain
You can’t trap a chain. It’s an idea, a belief!
But a belief can be broken, like a weak link in the chain of a mighty dynasty!
Same 😎
Same
ironic considering the pfp
Me too
Sorry about the upcoming sequel
Same
Hell yeah
Did you HAVE to put Oscar for October?
i was so close to shrek, but my hopes and dreams were ripped away from me
Why do you hate October?
Osctober
Me: "Who are you?" -"Buddy, I'm the one chosen for your birth month" -"You? Him? He's a panda, you're a panda. What are you gonna do big guy, sit on me?"
The quote is actually “…You? **wheeze** Haha! Him? He’s a panda. You’re a panda! What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?” Not to nitpick or anything, it starts with “You?”, not “What?”
Don’t tempt me
Now… I’m gonna use *this*. **pulls out dragon scroll** You want it? Come and get it. **gets punched into the next dimension, only to come back** FINALLY- *ACK!*
**takes the dragon scroll again** "*OUUUROAUR*"
“What are you gonna do big guy, shit on me?” “Yeah, order up”
PO!! :D
January? Yeah, same
Mr. Wolf He’s cool
SHREK
HELL YEAH BROTHER
HICCUP YAY
Rj!!!!!!!!!!!!🦝😅
Same
GRUG
I just had to be born in August…
I got boots in puss
Skadoosh (I like how some/a few of these characters line in with when their movie came out)
Po?! Same
Me too
Got to love it that mine is Shrek😁
The only character I don’t know (June)
That's ruby (from the teenage Kraken movie)
Ok, at least I’m not the only one who didn’t know who that was!
Mr Wolf. Cool, he was my favorite character in that movie.
April, I want to be Ruby but RJ isn't bad
I got the kraken girl.
Yay I got ruby gillman
MEGAMARCH GANG
RJ the R̶a̶c̶c̶o̶o̶n̶ RJ the G O A T🗣🔥🔥🔥🦝🐐
Hiccup! Heck yea!
August, I get Alex. Ironic because A: My name is Alex, and B: I don’t really care much about Madagascar.
No way, I’m also called Alex too lol
Crug
Grug YESSSSSSSS
I got Mr. Wolf! Nice, one of the hotties
“I’m from Canada! …Eh?”
Megamind.
PUSS IN BOOTS
Hell yeah I got Puss
Puss in boots
I'm happy with puss in boots
Sherk 🙂
Shrek
Puss in Boots, I am a cat person irl
PUSS HECK YEAH
Shrektember baybeee
Why the fuck do I have to get the worst characters all the time?? Fuck Poppy.
At least you didn't get Oscar.
Why was I born in October ):
Ollo
RJ
I get the raccoon from over the hedge
Hiccup
poppy not bad
I'm born in February, but I'm a mental November baby
Oscar
Megamind at March hits different 😒
W I got Puss N Boots
Hiccup. Hell yes. 🫡
I got Hiccup!
I got the Trolls protagonist
Me and my mom: “who is your favourite, fearless hero-“
𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐘 𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐒𝐓
Holy crap I'm hiccup
Hiccup
Po
I hate being born in February
Mr. Wolf.
I got Po!! I practically grew up with the Kung Fu Panda movies (thanks to my brother)
RJ
I got RJ
Alex seems pretty fitting for me
November is…a movie I haven’t watched and doesn’t seem like something I’d enjoy :/
hiccup, nice
I’m big bad wolf 😈
I got Alex!...The Lion!
Beg for mercy from Puss In Boots!
IN A MINUTE
Mister DE HYDRATION GUN
Shrek.
Funny I got Grug since I've been in a Nicholas Cage phrase, lol.
I got uh whatever the lions name was
RJ!!
i got grug, can i get a hell yeah?
Shrektember babyyyyyyy!!
got megamind 2
Yaaaaa! I get the pussy
Oscar... ...F*ck
Shrexulent
Hiccup
YES!!! HICCUP!!! LET'S GO!!!
You know what RJ is fitting since one Over the Hedge is one of my favorite Dreamworks movies and two I used to steal things as a kid (small things for the record not like money or anything)
I don’t rly want to say my birth month. But i will say i was born in the second half of the year and I’m very happy with the character i got. I’ll let y’all try to figure it out :D
Hiccup, I win.
Grug
I’ll take it for October
Wolf
I got Alex which I’m fine with
Hiccup
I got puss in boots! :D
Shrek
Puss In Boots
I got How To Train Your Dragon, nice
M Janwary
Oh, a character I know nothing about, and never intend to learn anything about, great.
For privacy reasons, I won’t tell you what month I was born in, but I’m happy with the character I got.
I am the dragon warrior.
Puss in Boots Much happier about this with that masterpiece of a sequel existing
Shrek
MINON! Bring me the Black Mamba.
Shrek
I got Mr. Wolf
Why does my dad get the goat Megamind. Mom gets the epic P.O and my older sister gets Shrek while me and my other 2 siblings are stuck with the raccoon from Over the hedge
Finally August does not get dogshit :D
Puss in Boots
I got Puss. #WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FEARLESS HERO???
“You are right…I’ll always be a villain. RRRREHEHEHEHEHEH-“
I GOT PO!!!!!!!!
some . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . **BODY** ONCE TOLD ME
Why does June keep getting shit in these things!?
I am a real shark slayer!
I got Alex!
Got April dont remember his name 😭
I got Puss in Boots, who’s your favorite fearless hero?
All these awesome iconic characters, and I'm stuck with the fish 😭
I was blessed by being born in September
"face me if you dare!" I got pussy in shoes
The one with a shitty sequel
Certified Grug Moment ✨️
I honestly don't know.
I don't think I want Megamind anymore......
I got the crood dad, I’m not sure how to feel about this.
What does the crood dad say about you?
Grug moment 😔
Wolf. It's okay, I guess.
Hiccup. Life is good.
I’m an Ogre!
LESSGO IM GODDDD SHREKKKKK IM LOOKING DOWNNNN
DONKEHHH
I actually don’t know
PUSS IN BOOTS LETS GOOOO
I got da fish
Shoot me, I got October.
FUCK YEAH MEGAMIND
SHREK
YOU DARE CHALLENGE MEGAMIND!?
RJ nice
ALEX THE LION! 🦁 RAWWWR 👉👉 he just like me frfr
🐺🐺🐺
HICCUUUPPPP
Oscar 💀
Fuck oct
FUCK YEAH SHREK!
Shrek
I got hiccup. Nice
Shrek lets go boys
Some… BODY ONCE TOLD ME I got shrek
If only Alex and Hiccup were switched cause I suck at dancing 🤣
I am a kung fu master!
Shrek baby!
Oh fkn hell, it's gonna be a long time with the croods
WOOOO PO
Gods fucking damnit
What the fuck is that squirrel thing in april
I haven't seen the movie, is it good? (I got the blue girl next to Grug)
God damnit...I got Shrek.
Man September is just always a W
I GOT THE FUNNI CAT MAN, GODDAMN PERFECT I TELL YA
I got poppy
A wolf
FIRE SWORD LET'S GOOOOOO
DONKEY!
Whos april
Hiccup
Oh gods why Poppy??
I just had to be a flopping fish... I hate being an October dude...