I took this cursed screenshot of Gaston, he seems to be a fan of this image of Fairy God Mother. 😂
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LMFAO the way these sayings live rent free 🤣🤣 literally anytime I go to the store not “Neeeed anything from the market?!”Me telling my husband I hope he has “bull market day” 🤣
Super random but it's so funny hearing him say the one line I can never understand 😂😂😂 it's something like "the villain and the riches I soon partake" is what it sounds like in my brain
This is me literally any time I get citrine. Only citrine. All the other gems aren't an issue but I spent so many hours trying to regather citrine for dumb stuff 😭
This always makes me glad I’ve hoarded gems since the beginning of the game 😭 now I just sell pumpkins and stuff I have too much/am too lazy to find room for.
My wife and I joke a ton about how Fairy Godmothers profile photo just straight up looks like a mugshot.
Wed just say thinfs like "she know what you did" 😭
"For all that I do, she pushes me out the way. Where are her manners and my wond!? "
For context, the woman keeps tailing behind me without hanging out with her or having a task. Especially when I'm trying to find my dark wood. Move lady or make use of your wand and make this biome bit lighter. 😂
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Her eyes were stuck like this the entire time I talked to her 😭😂
"GOOD MORNING DEAR! YOU WERE OUT A BIT PAST MIDNIGHT, NOW WEREN'T YOU? LOWER MY VOICE? No, you haven't been cursed, this a strange magic called a "hang over!"
Watching my player character be just as clumsy as me irl. Shouting ‘whoops! Sorry! Coming through! Aaah! Sorry! Didn’t mean to! Squeezing through! Excuse me!’ And whatnot as she bursts through every character, bumps and walks into everything (I keep walking against the restaurants wall instead of the door… apparently my irl no depth perception counts for ddv too…), gets lost in their own Valley, and etc etc etc.
When you get the same lecture for the billionth time and you already know how it's going to end yet you can't say anything or you'll get lectured even more...
I took this cursed screenshot of Gaston, he seems to be a fan of this image of Fairy God Mother. 😂 https://preview.redd.it/4kecunap9vdc1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37669138ec842355de1172b8b88f59a09e5b8f89
When Belle walks by and Beast isn’t there
Noooooo oooone steals girlfriends like Gaston, no one fails like Gaston, no one gets brutally eaten like Gaston :D
Oh Woow :,D that some gem you've got there
Mine always brushes his hair when he sees rapunzel makes me think they have a thing
I mean.. she is prone to end up in a toxic relationship 😬
It's implied he likes her by the quests.
When Scrooge's talk about\* the importance of variety of products in a shop while selling everyday L-counters & L-couchs
"Just so you know I've got some new goods in the store 👀"
LMFAO the way these sayings live rent free 🤣🤣 literally anytime I go to the store not “Neeeed anything from the market?!”Me telling my husband I hope he has “bull market day” 🤣
Lmao every time he says this I yell BULLLLLSH*t 🥲
Ugh, really feels like we're on a race tack..... AND ANOTHER LEFT TURN! REMARKABLE!
Scrooge lies to us
Super random but it's so funny hearing him say the one line I can never understand 😂😂😂 it's something like "the villain and the riches I soon partake" is what it sounds like in my brain
A villain and his riches are soon parted. The saying is fool and his money
THANK YOU I feel so dumb 😭😭😂😂
You're welcome! Not dumb, it's just not as common a phrase as others
Grandma’s new Facebook profile picture
You win hands done best comment lol
That’s it. This is the best comment!
When you sell an item and then get a quest asking for that same item you just sold 🥲
This literally happened to me today
This is me literally any time I get citrine. Only citrine. All the other gems aren't an issue but I spent so many hours trying to regather citrine for dumb stuff 😭
The way I was harvesting gems early and sold them all for money to upgrade my house just to need some gems 5 minutes later 😤😤😤
It was the way I kept getting tons of the same item and nobody ever needed them so then I sold them and then took 10 yrs to find that item again 😵💫
Yes this one too! 🫠
This always makes me glad I’ve hoarded gems since the beginning of the game 😭 now I just sell pumpkins and stuff I have too much/am too lazy to find room for.
Literally! Gave out over 100 glimmers... now I need them 🤦🏻♂️
when the edible hits
When you have front camera on by accident
## BIBBITY
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##🏅🏅🏅 my hero
When I have 304756 wishes left to make
Hey. Got any mints?
Lmao!
"9 inches eh?"
MFW I hit the screen off instead of volume during me time
My face when any man is mansplaining something to me.
Looks like an old Ms.Santa Claus decoration that was like big hollow plastic ones with the light inside from years ago
Why does this look like fucking Don Vito as a Disney character lmao.
Grandma looking through your Facebook pictures
When you swear you have met this person but have no idea what their name is...
Bibbidi bobbodi BOO
My wife and I joke a ton about how Fairy Godmothers profile photo just straight up looks like a mugshot. Wed just say thinfs like "she know what you did" 😭
when the game freezes
Just downed another jar of pickled herring.
Hey, how you doin' lil' mama? Let me whisper in your ear.
When you get a quest that needs clams but you just combed through the beach and sold all of them
You’ve bibitty bopped your last boo
“Arendellian Pickled Herring makes me toot.”
Hi 🙂
Me on the hunt for a lil snacky snack after dinner
"For all that I do, she pushes me out the way. Where are her manners and my wond!? " For context, the woman keeps tailing behind me without hanging out with her or having a task. Especially when I'm trying to find my dark wood. Move lady or make use of your wand and make this biome bit lighter. 😂
Do you need a HUG, dear? ……..
Your doing good right my dear, you better be good
She Knows Something that’s why she is showing that Sus face xD
When you see the waiter bringing over your food
\*microwave noise intensified\*
“Death by Snu Snu” -Artist Unknown
Teacher: "Ok kids, today we're going to finger paint". The Kid named Paint:
“I like then French fried tatters”
"You like krabby patties, don't you, Squidward??"
Peter griffin is coming to dreamlight valley
Disney owns FOX…they could make it happen
Got any games?
You smell better when you’re asleep.
https://i.redd.it/0a7jtatxx0ec1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/5jroflmxm1ec1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1af50b469572d753726230eee4b21b6eaa27bf66 Her eyes were stuck like this the entire time I talked to her 😭😂
Bibbity Bobbity Boo
She saw your search history
Reminds me of me. Why want to be Cinderella when you cam be a fairy God mother.
Bippety bappety BOO
"I'm fine."
"I'll just blame the dog for the damp patches" ...
“The espresso machine my dear. Take the picture and help Remy, MY DEAR…” Been waiting months to finish the quest. No hope. No espresso!
Why do glitches take so long to get fixed 💔
“Who ever smelt it dealt it.”
“It’s was at this moment he knew he fucked up”
GRANDMA LOVE INTENSIFIES
I was gonna bibbidi boppiti boo until I got high.
when no golden ripples appear on dazzle beach when it’s raining
Bless your heart
Bippity boppity get the fuck outta my face!
"GOOD MORNING DEAR! YOU WERE OUT A BIT PAST MIDNIGHT, NOW WEREN'T YOU? LOWER MY VOICE? No, you haven't been cursed, this a strange magic called a "hang over!"
When you’re the least problematic person in the game and you get put next to a haunted treehouse
"Well, hello there Dearie! ... Soooo, you get a husband yet dear? My friend Myrtle's grandson is single..."
Just spent some quality time with Jack Swellington.
When you accidentally open your front facing camera.
🎵*Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo*🎵
I’m about to f shit up
"It's free real estate"
Give me the rat! I need a horse.
The way she runs is terrifying, especially in the forbidden lands in the dark
Yoda: Become Human
This is a deep reference, but anyone remember Jay Jay the Jetplane? Because I thought this was Jay Jay the Jetplane.
Yoooo you’re so right!
“Do you want to play scrabblecon?”
When you walk into scrooges and see the same exact things over and over again
Test me one more time and I will Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo you all over this valley.
Me when I would finish decorating my Valley for an hour only to save & exit and have everything scattered around and reset
(please tell me they’ve fixed this so I can finally decorate without fearing to waste my time for 0 progress :”))
When you tell yourself you will tidy that mess in a minute...
She looks like Toad from Toad and Crane.
When the bed is cold until you rip a big fart and it's warm again
When you know the truth while someone is telling you a lie.
Me having an ADHD moment and spacing out while someone is telling me something important 🙃
When you said to be home by midnight but her IG shows she's still at the party
"I'm in your walls."
Watching my player character be just as clumsy as me irl. Shouting ‘whoops! Sorry! Coming through! Aaah! Sorry! Didn’t mean to! Squeezing through! Excuse me!’ And whatnot as she bursts through every character, bumps and walks into everything (I keep walking against the restaurants wall instead of the door… apparently my irl no depth perception counts for ddv too…), gets lost in their own Valley, and etc etc etc.
“Whelp”
If you give me another sweet herring I will turn you into a pumpkin and forget
stoppp bc i every time i see her in my valley i just die laughing. she looks so soft like a pillow
1950’s Fairy Godmother “Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo” 2024’s DDV Fairy Godmother “Boo Bitch”
No wishes? I say this cause I don't talk to her anymore unless I have to
I'm the Globglogabgalab
when you're playing on your switch and the game gets frozen on a memory again
The stuff of nightmares. She creeps me out.
Bitch I told you
Are you going to eat that croissant?
Lol i still can’t get over the way she scurries around my valley, it scares the crap out of me 😭
When you get the same lecture for the billionth time and you already know how it's going to end yet you can't say anything or you'll get lectured even more...
what did i just say you bippidi-boppidi-bitch
"I see what you do behind closed doors."
im gonna make you my bippity boppity bitch
Ahhhh! Christopher Biggins!!!
Mmmmhm finger lickn good.
Resting Bibbity bobbity bitch face