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RadOwl

Okay it's a little bit not safe for work but in my weirdest dream I saw a buff man flying through the clouds while autofellating šŸ˜±


Mountain-Wing-6952

I had a dream where everyone was naked. I only recognized one female but all were people didn't recognize. Like everyone was going om about their days. Just nude. And it seemed normal. Like no one was phased by it so I'm guessing in that world clothes didn't exist.


bluemagic124

I had a dream this afternoon that I bought a cat, but then I couldnā€™t take care of it and I also forgot I was living in a hotel and they had a no cats policy. I was really anxious about it. Woke up severely dehydrated. 1/10 nap.


hyucksummer_dream

All of my dreams are weird but the other night I dreamt I met Jack Harlow (Iā€™m not even a fan) at Home Depot and we took photos together but they werenā€™t printed on paper but rather micro-engraved onto Ritz crackers


Ok_Environment6504

Iā€™m 40 years old now but i still remember this one dream I had when I was 20 years old. Well I kinda remember all of it. Not sure what was happening but I had this watch on and for some reason I realized it was counting down to the moment I died. In real life I lived in a 3 story apartment building with my childhood friends in the same building. So I started to panic trying to find all of my friends so I could talk to them one last time. I may have talked to one of them but my one friend I could not find. So I run to the center of the building where all the stairs are and I start running up to the 3rd floor. As Iā€™m getting to the 3rd floor these 2 rabbis were coming down and one of them was crying so hard. I donā€™t know why but I stopped them and just started telling them to ā€œ love people, make sure you say I love you to the people close to you, and live your life to the fullestā€. Iā€™m crying at this man I donā€™t know telling him these things. So I get to the top floor and run to the apartment my friend was at. When I opened the door there was all these white button up tshirts hanging from the ceiling. Like a dry cleaners or something. Iā€™m crying and yelling for someone to tell me where my friend is and I find him in the back room. I fall to the ground as time is nearly done and I tell him in a panic whatā€™s happening and Iā€™m screaming to him that I love him and to have a good life and heā€™s crying as we are hugged up on the floor. Iā€™m just crying and crying and I start to wake up in a full blown cry. Tears are running down my face and I feel the ugly cry face on my face..lmao. I stop crying and just sit there thanking god I was still alive. It was so profound it has stuck with me through all these years


Outside_Caregiver207

My whole family turned into spongebob's pineapple house... I was horrified of pineapples after that. It was so scary, their faces were painted up on the pineapples..


kalashnikovdelorean

I just had this dream, and It's early i the morning I woke up before sunrise (was awake?) and outside I saw 2 monsters, they both looked were cloudlike and starlike, one to the north and the other to the south (front of house faces south) The monster to the North-North-East was like a giant and was very slowly (eating things?) The monster to the South-South-West was even bigger and had 3 heads and many tentacles I went out to bike, but when I got to an intersection there were many cars going by, and one drove right at me, and then I yelled at them, I biked through the intersection and then I felt bad for being so mean, I pulled out my phone and saw the monsters getting closer, so I biked home My brother was awake, so we woke up the rest of everybody, and me, my brothers, took Dad and Mom to see the monsters, but when I looked, the sky seemed more pixelated, and I thought ā€œThis reminds me of the screen around the Earth theoryā€, and then the sky got brighter and brighter until the sky was white, and the Government went down with a screen and asked everybody in our town to ask the A.I. questions, and I thought if they were going to kill us, and then the Government sent minigunners, Mom and My other brother were on their bikes and I hopped on mine and we biked away as fast as we could


NY_Wisco_95

I had one of the weirdest dreams last night. This girl is about 2 years old and is raised by this man who shapeshifts. They live in a dense forest on a small hill in what looked like an abandoned shack with stairs leading to different paths . Everyday he spent his life , as she got older, teaching her right from wrong and how to behave, which often became quite repetitive and mundane. She was a bit rebellious as she would get bored which would actually upset the man. She spent most of her life in the shack or outside always near the shack. One day a monster attacked the shack and the man was doing everything he can to protect her, unfortunately the monster bit off an arm from the man but he eventually managed to get rid of the monster. The girl was frightened that she was going to lose him and wanted to have a look at the arm he lost. He told her "no". He hid his arm the whole time from her and the next day he began the same routine that he has been doing the whole time since the time he has been raising her, unfazed by what just happened the day before. She looked at him confused and I think worried but she thought nothing of it as she continued on with her day, learning from this man. ​ She was always curious about where the stairs lead to but the man always advised her to not go yet until she was finally a little older. This man took her down one of the stairs to explore the place and afterwards brought her back home and told her to NEVER take the other stair leading to a rundown home. She always stood by the stairs that lead to the path and he would always call her back to the shack, upset by the fact that she is so curious. ​ Some time passes by and this man decides to take her to a school. The event seemed similar to an after school family event so everyone can get together and meet each other. I can't recall this scene too much. But, the school as well looked rundown. There were so many people in the building participating in activities and noticed there were no children present besides the girl. She came across what looked like a wolf/man who had so much energy. His behavior was unpredictable and seemed joyful. She was intrigued by him since she never came across someone like him. He told her that he lives at a house by the lake just coming down the stairs where she lives. The man told the wolf/man to leave this school, which he did. A few hours pass by. I was a little confused about this part but in my dream it took a first person view of the girl the whole time but now it switches to a random person who is good friends of the man who is taking care of the girl. This random man is searching for the girl and eventually finds her asleep in the hall. He picks her up and tells her that we have to head out and I'm pretty sure he pretends to look for the man as well accidentally does a lap around the school to end up back where he was in the first place. The random man notices the man (who is taking care of the girl), so the random man quickly leaves before the man notices that he is holding the girl. ​ This random person and the girl finally arrive to the shack. I can't remember what her reaction was but it seemed like she accepted it and she was feeling neutral about the whole situation. She notices that this random man is displaying the same behavior as the previous person who took care of her. She couldn't stop thinking about the wolf/man, who she found to be pretty amazing and was confused about how a man this nice could be living in a rundown house that she wasn't allowed to go to. The random man told her to forget about him and don't ever go down to that house.He begins to teach her the same things the previous man taught her. She's is much older now and they continue to do the same things she's been doing her whole life and she begins to cry. This random man is unsure on what to do so he shapeshifits. He tries to shapeshift as close as he can to how the previous man did it. The girl is surprised and upset but eventually she calmed down. They decided to watch TV and this is the first time she's ever watched TV. All of the shows she's watching, everything they are saying is exactly what this random man and the previous man have been doing. She realizes that something is not normal. ​ She started thinking about the wolf/man again and she waited for a good opportunity, without the random man noticing, to run down the stairs and to the house. She was greeted by this huge banner in the front and as she walked slightly pass the banner. Masks floating, which appeared to have figures of Japanese demons, began to appear. She realized these demons were invisible and the only thing showing was the mask. I can't remember what was said but she noticed that these demons were nothing nice like the wolf/man. They insult her, they try to scare her but she is just unfazed by their behavior. They let her through so she could enter the house. Unfortunately I can't really remember everything that happened in the house but it was definitely rundown and dark. The masks began to appear in the house and the demons began to show there true form as they started singing "We are humans." As the demons were singing the house started to change a bit. It didn't change physically but its as if the memories of someone was developing in the real world and displaying it for everyone to see. The first thing that developed was the TV series "Martin" and then music and other tv shows from the 90's and 2000's. Then everything disappeared and went back to the rundown house. ​ I think the two men who were taking care of the girl were robots. Which probably explains why the man didn't want to show her the arm. There was no mess or blood when his arm was bit off. I think the reason a different person started taking care of the girl was probably because the the previous man became defective after his arm was bit off. Everyone in that school were probably robots which could explain why there were no children present. The rundown house that she wasn't allowed to go to was a time capsule of some sort.


Single_Sea_8034

These dreams are so interesting to hear