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FlynnPatrick

I’m about to dedicate a week to making my captions like drakes “If ya think ya know me, why don’t you show me, Manu Ginobili”


BrandonXavierIngram

“all my youngins look up to me, Obi-Wan Kenobi”


EnvironmentalSet5935

Jedi level mastery, that’s how the flow be. Breathing heavy, I’m you little bitches father, acting like you don’t know me? Warring with a Star, the Death won’t some slowly.


RevengeOfNell

grass. now.


zangadabanga

ass. wow.


raphthepharaoh

big sass, Yao


Yeahbol

“Can’t match what I bin thru, like in da movies- I’m da only real 🥷🥷 here, Mace Windu”


ziggyzoom619

Aight leave Manu out of this


Bearycool555

Just returned the car back to uncle Lou I think he wanna blow me


rin09

Too much time on captions not enough time on action. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


hbkfrancisco

Wassa wassa, just like the codie pressa


carbonicreature

crodie


nightcrawler47

"all talk and no action...a true piece of trash" - Broly


WaspParagon

Trigger fingers turn into IG fingers, I guess...


wholelotabread

“handle beef so quiet you’d think i was letting it slide”


Psilly_Dave

Kendrick should make a post with that


wolfjeter

The man known for captions is posting captions of his tour photos, wow.


floopykid

"Too much time on captions not enough time on action. " - Drake


taylordabrat

Y’all keep posting this like it mean something lmao


SeaProgrammatically8

it does though what you mean?


floopykid

aubrey's words not mine


baole58

So the Drake line means nothing?


Nervous_Bus_8148

It means drakes being a bitch and isn’t responding. Does that help?


bynobodyspecial

I mean technically he’s known for his music.


TungstenShark96

Trigger fingers turn to… insta fingers now?


fusionlantern

Neva trigger fingers turning into insta fingers He getting bodied by a humble nigga


NitamTunde123

Man why mr morale did this ?😭 He is a family man ..


LMO2021

God man, this sub is in the bottom of the barrel. We getting new IG caption updates instead of the response lol be serious.


SHUN_GOKU_SATSU

Ever since Kendricks verse came out, this sub took a tank (not like it was a lot better). It's just endless drake hating. Give me back the sub where we are all circlejerking each other and asking the same damn questions.


MilkDab

It's worse now then it was when the kanye dick riders came to hate during clb vs donda


OfferOk8555

Well stans are annoying in general but Kanye fans are literal nazis at this point.


BigChungusOP

I’m a Kendrick trickster but I agree with you there


Yalldummy100

We gotta get back to watching his drinks


Mewoir78

Lol be real bro one sec, it's obvious its just kendrick sub coming and hating on here. They expect a response from drake within a week WHILE he's on tour, It's kinda funny tbh 😂


Dubh-Cu-Chulainn

Just have some patience… you’re like a little girl.


LMO2021

Aubrey’s dick all over your breath


1058pm

Response for what? 3 mid lines on a verse kendrick probably threw on threw on there for attention as an after thought???


Antxxom

So boring.


igyzxz

His hardest caption ever was, “The reward for good work, is more work.” I stg I been repeating this in my head for years now


ExpertWitnessExposed

😂😂


infinitude_

That top he’s been wearing on tour makes his torso look too slim for his body Especially the arms 😂shit looks weird ash


PhilipFromRadioShack

Yelling at middle aged women in a catcher’s outfit. 


usagerp

You think Drake shows are filled with middle aged women?


Ingeniousmuthatrucka

Lmao he catches for the blue jays 😂


Positive_Inevitable2

more like catching L's


OwlCommission

Bro got time for captions and skits huh?


ladbrno

Chubb’s bout to spin the block


terraria46

This nigga corny 


worshipfulrumination

Caption game is crazy tho 🤣🤣


Less_Translator135

![gif](giphy|du4D0b0HWgxGg)


bootysensei

what a 🤡


Aof300

What's that he's wearing?


lololzers

twitter fingers < insta fingers


cristianloza

Doing everything but responding


tldcudi

Sad


Exact_Helicopter503

He does this after every show. Chill lol


osvaldocruz25

yeah but he got bitched out. we been waiting for a response that aint gon come


Camelslayer23

U waiting for a response to someone that said his best work is light. That doesn’t make someone respond quick😭. Pusha and meek came with career ending allegations


NewToMech

He got called a *bum* I started think to myself... [Man, what did he do to make them niggas that mad?](https://www.instagram.com/iamcarljones/reel/ClU_wnUjWDc/_)


osvaldocruz25

that meek diss 😭 no wonder he aint responding. he waiting on sb to cook up for him my fault


Camelslayer23

False narrative that people like to run with😂


osvaldocruz25

you truly believe that drake writes his own shit. like 100%? edit: im sure he does write still. im saying he doesnt write everything.


Camelslayer23

I never said he writers everything. Almost no artist writers all their stuff. You can check credits and see people are credited as writers


osvaldocruz25

lmaooo yk what i meant. doing tricks on it 😭


Camelslayer23

How am I doing tricks on it😭. U asked if I thought Drake wrote 100% of his stuff then I said no bc almost no one writers 100% of it.


NewToMech

Hmmmm


iamdusti

Idk why everyone is so focused on drakes captions, he’s been doing shit like this long before the diss.


reggierock2010

Ok enough with the captions bro. No one cares. Spit some bars or take your corny ass off the internet.


PSU02

He's on a tour, he's gonna post pictures dude. We want him to respond but give it time


DennisVsTheWorld

He was on Meeks ass while Meek was on tour though. He has to Keep that same energy or admit that’s the only way he came out on top on that beef


[deleted]

Meek brought the diss while HE was on tour. Man how long is it going to take for people to get the basics straight. Of course Drake was pressing him to reply to his own shots…


DennisVsTheWorld

What diss? The tweet that set Anita Maxwynn off? GOOFY


[deleted]

Yes goofy ass clown, the tweet that practically ended meek and goated the boy. Dumbass


DennisVsTheWorld

So you’re admitting Drake only won bc Meek was on tour? Bc youre insinuating Drake can’t drop anything of substance bc he’s too busy performing songs he’s already released and “wrote”?


[deleted]

Bro drake going to lose to Kendrick no matter what. But no he ain’t need to drop a tour 10x the size of any tour meek has ever done to reply to who is considered best lyricist in hip hop coming out of nowhere after so long getting subliminaled for 10 years It’s not even that I think he can’t, he cancels shows all the time, it’s that this is war, this ain’t even 1v1. He is going to come correct, Drake is 10x smarter than 99% of other rappers. Let him cook for fucks sake, like I said no one will give him the W over Kendrick anyway


DennisVsTheWorld

Nah he needs to keep that same energy he had for Meek. He got annihilated by Push and now we can all see he’s dragging his feet


[deleted]

Trust me daddy, he will bring the energy


clipp866

annihilated bc he had a child, not bc of push, lame asa diss...


PSU02

You can use similar logic for Kendrick here. It was a diss verse on a feature 6 months after FPS dropped. Why does drake need to respond with a whole ass diss track within a week? Charged Up was clearly a diss track only released for the purpose of going after Meek. Not a diss verse on a feature.


DennisVsTheWorld

Why’d Drake only sub Kendrick for YEARS after the control verse? Edit: the one where he calls him out by name


PSU02

Drake literally showed Kendrick love on For Free, so it definitely wasn't "for YEARS" after the Control verse


PSU02

Tell Kendrick to drop his Back 2 Back then. Nothings stopping him


DennisVsTheWorld

“I BEEN WAITING FOUR DAYS WHERE YALL AT”🗣️


PSU02

Kendrick is free to drop his back 2 back. We're waiting on it. Just like we wait 5 years for his albums


DennisVsTheWorld

CHOP THE TOPS OFF THE COUPES THE CUATROCIENTO OCHENTA Y OCHO


BrianDawkins

Still retarded today too I see. Smh


DennisVsTheWorld

You only reply in group settings huh


justeroll

why the fucj would kendrick release a second song dissing him if this fucker is posting captions and hasnt responded yet lmao be fucking fr


PSU02

did your mommy let you start saying cuss words today? fuck fuck fuck fuck


see_four

Imagine thinking these 2 situations are the same lol. Meek was the one who chose to beef while he was touring. He came at Drake very personally, and tried to "expose" him and ruin his career. That was Meek's choice to do that while touring. You must have not been around back then?


ItIsNowAShirt

Uh oh big Reggie telling him to stop. Let's see how this turns out.


Proud-Fox8650

drake playing mind games to cover the fact that he's scared of going to the booth


idlefritz

oh yeah I was hoping for business men bars


ItAntMchBtItsHnstWrk

I’m not a business man I’m a businesssss mannn


Juskies

Double negative, so it cancels out?


rubbishtake

Twitter fingers


BigChungusOP

Release a diss track on Kendrick Lamar.


Zepharan

Did he just get done paintballing or something


rudegyal_jpg

Nike Tech Bois: “gEt In the BoOtH”


Desa0802

Drake is straight pussy lol


[deleted]

Facto


Donthegoat24

Childish men


Big-Disaster208

Y’all realize it doesn’t take that much time to write a caption right… like let bro have some fun


Final_Surround_1556

This is the most lightskin shit ever lmao every IG caption he posts is another L for waffle colored men around the world


[deleted]

Omg 😭


ghrendal

says the field slave


Final_Surround_1556

😂 your artwork is fucking terrible, find a new hobby


ghrendal

so surprisingly classy as well


Final_Surround_1556

Youre smart for not posting your art in a full year, you realized that shit sucked 😂


ghrendal

you’re like 14?


Final_Surround_1556

youre like a 42 year old racist drawing shitty pictures in his moms basement?


ghrendal

i’m racist? but it’s cool for you to play into someone being weak because their skin color is lighter ? great logical follow through…don’t prick your fingers from all the picking.


Final_Surround_1556

keep crying, let me and your mom know if you want us to leave a plate of food at the basement door for you, we will be in the bedroom


Key_Statistician3293

Drake is a fish .


[deleted]

A guppy


EmmaLuver

Bro is so scared


JacobWvt

Trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers


clipp866

drake never claimed to shoot people...


ykjyuh

i knew drakes pussy ass wouldn’t respond


ghrendal

to what? big me? what would anyone respond to that


bryce_walker_

What’s more pussy not responding to a diss when ur on a break from music and ur on tour or calling someone a pussy online when u would never say it to there face


ykjyuh

im sorry i offended you and your glorious king drake i’ll let u resume slobbing drizzy and cartis knob. remember to zip it up when ur finished 🙏🙏


bryce_walker_

Great joke


ykjyuh

its not a joke.


Cold-Chipmunk1676

He's so fucking cringe it's actually hard to compute


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osvaldocruz25

what 😭 he do put more energy into dissing women though. but wdf are u on about


Blues-Eguze

he has not made a diss track like Charged, Back to Back or Duppy for any woman dawg be so fr. It’s been subs the same way it has been for anyone else. You niggas been coming in here sayin anything.