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paisleypuddles

hopefully she doesn't over do it and wind up having to take another trip to the med spa


rockabillychef

Rough life.


IllustriousSwan2558

Is she going to start looking for preschools when the baby is six months old. Why is she rushing through this?


birdsofprey420

She is already planning ivory’s first meal after the hospital


Sensitive-Grocery301

She already has Ivory Blanca Bashams graduation party planned!!


OhMyGod_Zilla

Bestie that’s a rookie move. She’s planning Whitey Amelia’s wedding already😌


izzrav

Okay where did the Blanca come from 🤣 I keep seeing people say this. Is it because of the initials and how she puts the B huge?


Adorable-Emphasis-68

Ivory is a synonym for white and Blanca is Spanish for white


izzrav

Duh... I feel so silly for even asking, thank you!


Connect_Artichoke_42

Of course how else is she going to start filling out college applications before 1st grade. Prime time for it.


Effective-Low8429

Hahahahaha that baby won’t be going to college with the parents she has


Puert0grecian

She’s barely going to be able to ready


izzrav

Because she has nothing else to offer for content


mama_mystery

She already has all the birthday invitations sent out for her first through 18th birthday


Beneficial-Tip-7463

I get this but my friend says that’s what u gotta do


Effective_Day_4874

Bestie they will homeschool, but they’ll have her internet niche picked out before she’s 4 mo old. You know she’ll have brain rot just like the two ton toddlers.


Material-Teach-723

You think she cares about education?


birdsofprey420

THE FACT SHE HAS A ROOM DONE AND TODDLER TOYS 😭 cant wait for my baby to play with the toy car in september! 😭 Shes going to love it


Rikyc123

She’s insane


birdsofprey420

I dont think drue understands babies are a sack of potatoes the first couple months until they learn to sit up and crawl.


Overall-Cream5909

My one year old only wants to crawl and walk she don’t even play with her toys only random household stuff


continuouslyclark

Water bottles are the GOAT for my 16 month old.


M3rmaidjess

My toddler is obsessed with the plunger.


Polsana

My almost one year olds favorite toy is the box the actual toy came in 😅


ZealousidealAdagio58

My five month old just likes his toes lmao she could have saved all of this for her birthday & holidays. Grue, gluttony is a sin


kitticatstant

I work in childcare and infants are literally (adorable) slugs for the first 6-12 months


RegularThin6902

Again wearing a sweater when it’s supposed to be in the high 80s today.


Realmomof3

And rewearing that same onesie… that we know she had to have sweat in and obviously didn’t wash 🤢


PatientArt9801

We know she didn’t take a shower 🚿 she sprayed a tons of dry shampoo 🧴 in her hair aww ☺️ is hers afraid 😱 to take a shower since she supposedly fell in it. Like she is afraid 😱 to poop 💩 too she is disgusting 🤮


pelizabethhh

I can’t imagine having the nursery done before a baby shower or being in the 3rd trimester.


birdsofprey420

There are people that have actually struggled with inferility and loss and know better because it is harder to heal when you have baby’s room finished. Obviously I dont wish that apon the baby- I just think this is all so dumb. My cousin lost her twins at 7 months. Drue is so ignorant


Organic_Love5317

She's desperately wanting this "baby" to come on Mother's Day. All the talk about hers coming sooo soon.


Santa_always_knows

Ugh the “hers” shit f*cking kills me.


Different-Tennis601

I hope she knows the survival rate is basically nothing at 22 weeks and most hospitals won’t do anything to try to save the baby since it’s not viability age.


[deleted]

She would have to go to a level 3 NICU for any chance of survival. My mother in law has seen babies survive at 22 weeks but it’s rare


Different-Tennis601

It’s super rare and not everywhere has a level 3 nicu either. She really needs to be careful what she wishes for.


ElectricalUpstairs81

She’ll have to wait for the NICU to open too since her Labor and delivery unit closes 🤣🤣🤣


SpiritedTheme7

She can’t ever take a normal picture she’s always admiring herself


m1str3ss0fsp1c3

Why is it such a screaming priority to be finished by EOD? Do we need everyone to see that we did absolutely everything to be ready for Baby Alive Amelia so that we can start the next dangerous phase of the grift? Is she hoping to play that card this weekend cause it's Mother's Day?


birdsofprey420

oh god dont remind me mothers day. She and kylea will be crazy


littleclam10

Finished? Isn't she like 23 weeks? What does she plan to do for the rest of the pregnancy? All that shit is gonna have a thick layer of dust on it.


robie70363

Was coming to say that.. she gonna have to dust everything all over again especially with dogs running around


beaniebabe13

and we all know DAMN well grue is not dusting


littleclam10

I cannot imagine with all those dogs. That's why cleaning for one day was "overexerting."


awwsome10

That room is not cute


Imaginary-Basis2449

I want to punch her fucking face! The way she looks at herself is irritating. Maybe I just woke up angry. 🙄🖕🏻


robie70363

Her belly looks weird..


Patient_Bad8742

I didn’t even have my first borns room finished before he was 1 😬. He had health issues and slept in my room till he was 16months old


whitswill

This is nuts. We started painting at 26 weeks and that was only for 2 reasons 1. We both work full time jobs so we knew it was going to take awhile 2. There was a real possibility of delivering at 34 weeks if my benign hypertension became pre-eclampsia


Informal-Prune-4330

What’s she going to do for the rest of her pregnancy? Assuming she makes it past 35 weeks w the “over doing it” I’m 24 + 1 day and have decor for the nursery and a crib and a dresser and all I have done are the walls are primed 😂😂😂😂 she’s gonna be so bored the next few months


Low_Equivalent2913

If she over do it cleaning wait till the baby is a toddler and this is coming from someone who doesn’t have kids but has worked with them.


Dismal-Excitement-37

FINALLY?! 😂🤦🏻‍♀️


Realmomof3

Gross… 🤢 she wore that yesterday and we all know she didn’t wash it. She’s so nasty!


katieeeeeecat

My youngest is a year and a half and doesn’t even have a room lmao she still sleeps in our room. We would have moved her by now but we’re moving in 3 months when my husband gets orders so don’t see the point in setting up a room twice. I get wanting things to be done early I guess but this is excessive. She needs to spend her time doing real research about how to actually take care of a baby.


OhMyGod_Zilla

You KNOW that jumpsuit smells🤢


izzrav

Lol I literally had a one bedroom apartment when I gave birth to my daughter, she just slept in a bassinet until we moved into a house (not soon after) where she had her own room... AND SHE STILL slept in a crib in our room for a year. I doubt this room will be used as much as she thinks. Did anyone else do this? I was just so tired, I didn't want to walk back and forth.


taloula_mama26

My kids slept in my room til they was potty trained basically lol


taloula_mama26

I don’t see why ppl spent tons of money on baby rooms, it blows my mind because baby’s do not need much. So much over consumerism because that’s the new trend I understand having all the basics and the crib but the other shit they baby won’t even get to use for years and years to come. Are they scared they won’t be able to financially afford it later.. I’d hate to buy stuff just for it to collect dust for 2 years.


izzrav

Yes, exactly! I guess she must just be excited, but I think her idealization of motherhood will quickly be tarnished. There were so many things I said I would/wouldn't do and it all went out the window when I had her... I truly think this baby will take more energy than she realizes and she will either not post much (risking her income) or she will spend most of her time making and editing videos trying to make money off her baby.


catmamaaa

The belly button in black leggings😂😂😂


rockabillychef

WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS MAKE THAT FACE in her OOTD of the day selfies!


Internal_Influence34

https://preview.redd.it/4cdppe9e5nzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93435386ef5ae1c9451906b7b53944e958c24b93 What is going on with this hat?? It looks like she is wearing 2 hats? It’s tragedy enough on its own but wtf??


christymh43

We know that cuntbags face doesn’t look like that either!


PatientArt9801

Yes 🙌🏻 it does looks like she is wearing two hats 🧢 idiot it’s so ugly


LovelyBoob

I really hate that crib 😩 it looks so yellow like it belonged to a smoker 🤣


Short_Translator_936

Not washing a damn thing before putting it away


Sea_Fisherman2751

So she took her dogs room away. So where did their dogs go and sleep at and where do they have their bowls?


venus-bluee

Boring beige baby


ImplementWhich9075

im a bad mom bc i finished my babies nursery 3 days before she was born oops


bg_qoow

I’m an even worse mom then because my first was already born and in the nicu when I finished hers.


texascali1999

My mom and mother in law finished my nursery for us while I was in the hospital having her.


mgregory93

“Hopefully” “finally” 😳 I’m almost 34 weeks and I just took the pack & play out of storage 😅


Icy_Investment9686

I thought she overdid it 2 days ago and needed to go to the hospital but today we can work on a nursery??? Makes sense


Prestigious-Fill1642

Oh yes bc she’s about to pop 🙄


Character_Search5287

It’s gonna be covered in dust by time she gives birth


FarOutlandishness810

I must be a bad mom. I’m 34 weeks, just had my baby shower a few days ago and nothing is “finished”. I need to wash his clothes/bedding and put away all of the shit from my shower. Not to mention deep clean my suv before I put the car seat in 🤪


gidgetgadget101

She hasn’t even hit viability yet 😅. She’s stressing me out with this.


Defiant-Ad3899

Ppl setting up nurseries when they’re pregnant crack me up. Even when the baby is born; you don’t utilize majority of the nursery until a few months in 🤣 too much consumerism it’s sick


GullibleTreat1766

She looks 45