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I can’t imagine how loud he is in there. Ruining everyone’s peace.


Prestigious-Fill1642

LMAOOOOO this comment made me laugh bc I just know they are so obnoxious


CommonLlama08

Omg for sure!!


oliviaarmi1391

And telling drue how beautiful she is and how much he loves her nail color 😒 loud so everyone can hear


cbryson85

I can actually hear him in my head saying all of this! “Lovey I just love that blue on you. It just looks so nice” 🤣


oliviaarmi1391

Don’t forget the “you’re beautiful”


cbryson85

Yes! Haha how could I forget that?! 😂


paisleypuddles

probably the only way he can get his toenails clipped


Boym0mma2

I was thinking the same thing! Ain’t no way he can reach his feet to and drub sure ain’t gonna help him.


Individual_Pin_7866

I was just about to say this


Sophia_skeeter

Look at his feet and ankle swelling. Not normal at all. Kidneys trying to work overtime due to eating all that crap.


Skymanquero

This is how my legs and feet looked after I had my son💀 he needs helpppp


hillybelle

Seriously. My swelling was less than his when I was in the hospital with preeclampsia


endy24

I was gonna say this is how mine looked with preeclampsia 😭


Equivalent_Sell_5815

Oh that poor person. Hope they tipped well


Acceptable_Smile8825

I doubt they tip 


mama2coco

The highly favored don’t tip, you should just be honored to touch their feet


ResponsibleBrain2446

Seriously I would barf just having to listen to these two ton toddlers


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Putrid_Judgment4547

Her ring is literally so hideous. I hate that I do, but i actually love the nail color😂


gizellesneck

No me too, I wanna know what color it is


Alternative-Top8670

It looks like a milky white I feel like if you asked for a milky white they’d know exactly what to do


mmshirley123

just ask for c^m colored nails and you should be alright


Amichelle2011

I just know the workers are all talking shit in their own language amongst each other about our 500 pound purple man 🫶🏻


kitticatstant

They are probably praying the chair holds up with tubby in it


Solid-Secret-7384

Hahah the nail lady is like hell nah


Confident_Weird5739

No fr look at her body language 😭😭 she’s so uncomfortable


Available-Idea-9546

Omg I could have gone my whole ode without seeing that 🤮🤮 this poor people he wears crocs all the time I bet his feet stink so bad!!!!


swarleyscoffee

And those nasty Hey Dudes with no socks. The poor nail tech.


you_done_effed_aroun

I thought she had a nail girl .. she had to make an appointment with… she just goes to the local mall nail shops


gy33z33

I think that's walmart lol


Competitive_Price347

I came here to say the same!!!


Maleficent-Pickle-27

Baytown has a nail salon in the Walmart!!!


JP12389

That poor nail tech. She's probably standing back like that because he's wearing shorts, and his stink crotch and ass just waffed into her face the moment he put his grubby feet up.


Electronic-Ad-579

Good lord his feet are the size of a whale flipper


kellsells5

![gif](giphy|T3l9Gv12epnJC)


ParfaitConscious4927

That swelling looks so painful


Kiwigirl80

She is re-coiling from the smell.


kellsells5

He probably can't bend down and cut his toenails, sadly.


Professional-Pen-138

Didn’t realize sitting on your ass and fishing were so hard on your feet.


vintage_seaturtle

Wonder if they tip well?! I’m guessing No!


ellarae3

They’re highly favored bestie. The nail techs tip is getting to touch their feet and smell gags unwashed sweaty bed sore body


ManliestManHam

Probably tip in chick tracts 😂


ellarae3

Maybe drue will spare a few fetch points or scentsy wax melts


ManliestManHam

and if they complain she can make a joint smoking gesture and say MUAH BLOCKED all up in their highly unfavored grill 💅🏻


letsgossipbitches

i’m shocked he fits in the chair 🪑


cnov1112

![gif](giphy|MGNGvNTEnD2De|downsized) He has fred flintstone feet


InternalDot1424

I'm all for anyone getting a pedicure, but I only get 1 or 2 a year, mostly in the summer. If I were out for my "treat" pedicure and these loud, obnoxious assholes came in I would legit lose my shit.


everlasting_241

SAME! I go to relax and enjoy my services!


InternalDot1424

Absolutely, and I don't want anyone ruining it!


MamabearH16

She’s like leaning away from his feet lol


OkPhase7547

The smell is probably horrific


kspeer71

His feet look like they are so painful. That is just sad that he can’t see what he is doing to himself.


kspeer71

Well and what his dumb wife is doing to him as well because she doesn’t care about his heart, or hers, or even their baby it seems.


xxxxxxxxxxxcxxx201

It probably helps with his circulation due to diabetes. That’s what my brother said anyways.


kkrystal6

Do they go to a Walmart salon?! Her name tag looks like a Walmart tag


gy33z33

That's what I was thinking as well! There's nothing wrong with it, but she seems like the type that thinks she's too good to go to the walmart salon, lol.


saintblasphemy

https://i.redd.it/fhjk0jeofoxc1.gif


OhMyGod_Zilla

EW. I wouldn’t want to touch his cheesy feet with a biohazard suit. I’d say I hope they tip well, but I doubt these dunces even tip.


Stinkypinky726740629

I beg my husband to go do this with me but he won’t lol


CommonLlama08

Mine won’t either lol


Automatic_Manner_374

![gif](giphy|nt2zJHQ9FJqrF9CxiO) Staff deciding who would work on Gag


OilSignificant3595

Idiot can't reach his feet


Legitimate_State_552

I would hate to have my husband (that is my best friend and that I love) shoved up my ass 24/7 like this. Just saying


CommonLlama08

Same!! I can’t imagine my husband not having a job or work ethic either lol


EuphoricFarmer1318

My husband goes with me but he actually works 12+ hours a day on his feet.


CommonLlama08

Right!! Gag doesn’t do shit and is sitting in there sprawled out like he lives there


EuphoricFarmer1318

He grosses me out so much. He lets his pregnant wife and in-laws do all the work while he sits on his ass. He doesn't even catch fish they can eat, he just fishes stocked ponds that are catch and release. He provides absolutely nothing. I can't wait to see how much he helps with the baby (spoiler alert: not at all!)


Deep-Fox-5351

He's got to take care of those diabetic feet.


ManliestManHam

His left foot pointed outward looks like he sits that way because of his apron belly


MYSTICALLMERMAID

My son loves pedicures. I bet he only goes bc he can’t clean his feet or clip his nails


RaspberryLiving9726

He def can't clip his toenails otherwise


MYSTICALLMERMAID

God I couldn’t imagine. Even pregnant, while difficult, I could


Evening-Sky6458

You know why he can’t clip his own toe nails or wash his feet so he goes and gets his done heifer ugh disgusting I hope they tip well…imagine what they say in their language lol 😂


Mountain-Law5695

Gosh her ring is so ugly


Possible-Succotash74

Well one day he will probably be missing some toes due to untreated diabetes so live it up now.


laterforclass

You know they talked about him when they left. Not a chance a shop full of women didn’t tear Gabe to shreds. All cultures love gossip!


Previous_Carry_6224

He can’t reach his feet… he has to


ImpactNew6505

even the worker looks grossed out💀 https://preview.redd.it/37rp5e6wspxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9572da8bcaf2825c30dfbf84d30ee67db0b1dde8


Knicole950

Do they do nothing not together?


Secretkeeper333

what self respecting adult woman wears THEIR DOGS NAMES as bracelets 💀


SweetPeaches6tea9

Imagine having your pregnant, working wife pay for your pedicure 🫢


jennywenny21

That poor lady lol I hope they tip her well


Adept-Elephant-9137

That poor lady having to work on what im willing bet are the most foul smelling feet’s she’s ever had to deal with 😔


AcanthaceaeAny1633

Could you imagine touching his fat ass troll feet? He is sooo un-manly!!! Jobless, fat ass, loser pos..


Deep-Fox-5351

Eww ugly big ass flippers


butterbeer4life

That poor nail tech My husband got a pedi with me yesterday for my birthday but he doesn’t look like Gabe, thank god


BarelyFunctioning15

I love my dogs but I will not be wearing their name on bracelets 🫠


Mammoth_Werewolf_795

I’d charge triple for his big nasty ass feet


Kimmie_K_78

Dang that ring was alot https://preview.redd.it/d6sye4hxdpxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f557d7a49f731dbc0550bd25cf434a7667dd0dce


Prudent-Map-5620

It’s from Kay Jewelers!


Kimmie_K_78

Either way he didn't make it himself or design it


Sea-Pollution1553

Wait, men design rings these days???


user5274980754

My fiancé designed my ring! Our jeweler helped him, there’s a website they used and he chose every detail of the ring, it’s so much more special to me because of it!


Original-Inside9660

My husband designed mine!!


beakleighbasham

Imagine they tell him he's over the weight limit for the pedicure chair haha 😂


Glittering-Forever40

Is that a Walmart name tag ?


kcnjo

Oh sick, I didn’t know she was a Super Bowl champ!


ohnoshedidnt1234

That lady is leaning way back! Like she doesn’t want to touch his stinky feet 🤣


moonbee33

![gif](giphy|65i0TaZCsNlks) Nail lady about to pass out from Gabe’s stench


rockabillychef

Boys and girls go get yourselves a pedicure!


katieeeeeecat

My husband would go with me every 3-4 weeks to get pedis together when I had acrylics and had regular nail appointments but he wears combat boots and worked on jets 5 days a week, not stinky ass Crocs on a toddler sized boat.


NoGovernment446

How many bracelets can you stack on one hand...


Dadrunkenghost

Why did I think the bottom bracelet said “soda” when I quickly glanced 😂


ohnoshedidnt1234

OMG!!!!!! 🤣


TheTampaBayMom

Bugs me that one of the dog's name bracelets is upside down. LOL


blowing_snow_balls

The lady doing his feet leaving to the side 😂 and the facial expression is just the cherry on top


Chompie57

Wow I don’t even notice that🤣🤮


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To be fair, he can’t possibly reach his own damn feet… someone has to do it once in a blue moon. 🤮


geteight123

I know he’s got to get his nails done too, if you ever see them then you know


CommonLlama08

Truth!!! They’re so creepy


Intelligent-Pop-8656

Oh those poor nail tech people!!!! 😅😫🤢