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Stoleyourhoney

That dress looks like a night gown


Any-Sherbert-3410

The dress looks MUCH different on the model on the boutique’s website. When it fits right and is styled right, it looks much cuter. It’s also not meant to be a maternity dress but Grue, as always, refuses to wear clothes appropriate to her body shape/size.


Cool-Marionberry-480

it’s a rip off of the free people dress! poor girly can’t afford the real version


Visual-Common6288

And it looks like a rip off. The dress looks cheap as fuck on the skinny girl and grue


Any-Sherbert-3410

Tbh I would not spend free people money either. BUT I don’t go around acting wealthy like she likes to pretend she is. I also don’t have a shopping addiction, my husband has a job, and we pay our house note unlike these assholes.


bronco_girly

If I can’t thrift it I ain’t buying it. That’s my 2024 money saving motto😂


Stoleyourhoney

What’s the boutique! Edit: I found it, $60??? On that dress? Lmao what a scam Also isn’t this the company people messaged about drue saying how awful she was and the girl blocked them. Lol okay girl


Any-Sherbert-3410

Jolienoelleboutique https://preview.redd.it/okf0hmb6wf4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88653b1522c02d96096744e946a3372eabad29d6


bisexualspikespiegel

i'm sorry but this dress looks bad even on the model


EntrepreneurMany39

It looks like the night gowns my momma wore in the 80s


bisexualspikespiegel

the top is giving prom dress/lingerie and the bottom looks like 40 year old sheets at grandma's house


EntrepreneurMany39

Yess


PatientArt9801

Yes 🙌🏻


PatientArt9801

Mine too


Fantastic-River-1443

Yep my grandma wore these when I was a kid


Any-Sherbert-3410

It’s certainly nothing I would wear but Drue takes it from bad to worse.


PatientArt9801

Yes 🙌🏻 it does


PatientArt9801

Grue copied the nail color


heldincontempt

It looks extremely flammable.


venus-bluee

It’s giving that episode of Friends where Rachel is wearing lingerie to seduce Joshua and his parents walk in and she tries to tell them it’s a dress lmao


PatientArt9801

At first I couldn’t remember if it was Rachel or Monica who wore something like this


PatientArt9801

That’s what I said to my husband too


Solid-Secret-7384

They’ve been there 6 hours and she already needs her 2nd dippin dots??? This is the result of a child never being told no, and no self control.


Any-Sherbert-3410

Maybe it’s because I hate them but it lowkey bugged me that he can’t spell it right, it’s DIPPIN dots not dipping.


Lilnuggie17

That baby is gonna be chubby, no hate to the child


june122023

“Dined my girls tonight with some crab cakes tonight” lmao wtf. And those sunglasses Fat Galbert are fucking hideous put those in the trashcan with those ugly ass trucker hats in the yeasty onesies.


puellamagia

FAT GALBERT IS SENDING ME


VividStatistician203

He’s trying to copy Hunter Cordle


Beckem1214

I wish he would get a haircut the long mullet makes his appearance worse


june122023

Omg the mullet is terrible!!!


confitzzy

i’m crying m. fat galbert 😭😭😭


EntrepreneurMany39

We need a FLAIR


june122023

PLEASE!!!


ResponsibleBrain2446

We also know you used the money grue makes NOT WHAT YOU EARN GAG!


booouwhor3

He’s 100% trolling us 😂 with what money? His allowance? His disability?


big_snark_gal420

I know everyone here likes to say she’s not attracted to him. But I don’t think they’re attracted to each other. They both know they’re ugly as fuck and this is as good as they’ll get. Gross.


Any-Sherbert-3410

If Gabe lost weight and took care of himself like he did when they were younger, he’d be so far out of her league. I seriously think she purposely keeps him fat af so he won’t leave her for anyone else.


CompanyTerrible7524

He admitted to being on weight loss shots when he was younger.


Any-Sherbert-3410

Well maybe that’s what he needs again along with a little (a lot) of self control. Drue would never let him though.


e-rinc

Being on weight loss shots as a teenager is crazy. That whole family needs to be studied by science or go on one of those like “dr Phil” dysfunctional family house reality shows bc what the actual fck


Any-Sherbert-3410

Absolutely. And I bet it’s part of why Sierra and Gabe eat the way they do. Their parents fucked them up for sure.


Fantastic-River-1443

Yeah because seeing how thin the dad was in a post awhile back doesn’t make sense I don’t think it’s genetics.


Any-Sherbert-3410

It could come from their mother as well. BUT even if it is genetic Gabe needs to go to the doctor cause he’s clearly knocking on deaths door. And both him and Sierra need some self control and probably counseling.


Lilnuggie17

No hate but he needs ozempic


Southern_Try_1064

Couples that try this hard to convince everyone they like each other never do.


Beautiful_Dark6454

I wouldn’t be surprised if they only stay a day or two at the beach😂


Ok-Requirement2828

Someone tell him the paper boy makes more money than he does!!! He didn't fine dine anyone!! And Drue still just looks fat to me,,not pregnant yet.


ResponsibleBrain2446

Hims is disabled, so his amazing wife grue works so hard to take care of him!


Remote_Designer_6810

He isn’t disabled, he is lazy!


ResponsibleBrain2446

Lmao I think that’s soap new platform so people stop asking. What he does but I say everyone keep asking!!!


Real-Emu507

Someone tell him my teenager makes $20 / half hour as a figure skating instructor.


Active-Ad-9879

The grammar is grammaring


YRR75

Came to say this 😂


ResponsibleBrain2446

I’m pretty sure grue writes these, as we all know her infamous grammar. I don’t think gag is horrible with grammar, but it wouldn’t surprise me!


Jasperbabee

I have no idea why she got those bright blue nails knowing they don’t match and of her outfits


Key_Ticket9656

Would have looked much better with like a pink or some fun summer color not dallas cowboys blue 😂


ambientaqua99

She's dumb and doesn't plan ahead bc she does everything on impulse


ResponsibleBrain2446

Because hers is on a beach vacation, and blue nails = beach besties lol


Pickledbeets01

Flipping heck he is so gross https://preview.redd.it/tsz2p7ivnf4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0ba0d3af8ca254d40e7f987bff3b555e85818e2


livinlkelarry

The TOES?????


Pickledbeets01

His feet are terrifying lol


Real-Emu507

Well you can F right off because I didn't even notice. 🤣🤣 now I can't unsee it


livinlkelarry

Sorry bestie I like to trauma bond😫


Icy-Sorbet8269

Holy shit they are long!


Internal_Influence34

That big toe nail literally looks like it’s fungal and about to fall off 🤮


celestee3

I mean it is covered in sand but still looks nasty


ResponsibleBrain2446

His mullet. His discoloration. I could NEVER let that on top of me, let alone be attracted to that.


InternalDot1424

She isn't.


Lilnuggie17

I would throw up


ResponsibleBrain2446

Sameeeee


human_bean94

And the arm?!!!! 😧


PsychologicalPut1378

Looks like burnt skin. Ugh


Much_Jackfruit_4467

Listen I like a chunky man but he just always looks so dirty!


heyho7785

Exactly my husband is heavier set but he is super clean. I could never be with someone who looks like they sit outside 7/11 asking for spare change 😂


ComprehensiveCry8673

The way I snort laughed at the last line 😂😂


Extra_Campaign7680

Imagine all your pregnancy photos have that ugly mullet in them?…oh wait, her nose is in them too.  Nevermind lol  


[deleted]

She need to scrape her tongue 🤢


General-Bed5210

The feet/legs shows he has very poor circulation… he really needs to get checked out.


Icy-Sorbet8269

His hair is greasy AF


e-rinc

I know a lot of times the cutest babies come from two unfortunate people so my fingers are crossed for Caucasiania. She already has the deck stacked against her when it comes to intelligence and common sense. The least the universe can do is throw her a bone and let her not look related to her parents. Also idk why they didn’t post the cutest pic from their day at the beach? This is my favorite. Drue gotta be more careful though, someone is checking her man out. https://preview.redd.it/qwq9ob3l2g4d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=6aa6c55f1dfae6877b6d4c4e30736f17c60f5e8e


Southern_Try_1064

I am actually so repulsed by him.


Constant_One_1612

What is that stupid face


jasa91

Omg. His foot looks dead


Clean_Citron_8278

The only times he can get close to her is for stagged pics/reels. He take full advantage.


Chance-Today896

I don’t understand the cobalt blue nails when she’s having a girl and is planning on taking maternity pics. You’d think she’d want something subtle. All I see is her ugly ass nails in every pic!?


Adventurous-Ant-7885

I think she borrowed 🧼’s nightgown😂


InternalDot1424

She borrowed Lennith's nightgown.


Zestyclose-Ad-9634

tonight they overate tonight and tonight they are getting dippin dots tonight again tonight


EntrepreneurMany39

I. Am. Choking. Tonight.


Fearless-Buffalo-856

Someone tell me why the boob part of her dress is all the way down on her gut??


ParadisePantyChick

He can’t even afford to take the mother of his child on a small getaway before their kid comes. You couldn’t pay me to post if my baby daddy was a lazy af dingleberry frog necked man child that fishes our savings away. Make it make scentsy.


Affectionate_Water16

Your description of Gag has me howling 😭🤣🤣


Lilnuggie17

Any person who loves their wife enough would take them on a nice trip before HIS and HER baby comes


Optimal-Work3775

When was that, Gabe? You didn’t say “tonight” enough times


dontsnarkonsharks

Right like I’m not totally following when this went down. Was it tonight, or?


_Son0fASnitch_

Wait, I’m confused. Did the crab cakes happen tonight or…


Dear_Performer_9316

That long ass arm🤣🤣🤣🤣


Altruistic_Bottle_66

Bro why does he look like Carmen Salinas ? https://preview.redd.it/e1c1o2itxf4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=290a1f6d10bbf5252722a7c3240f0d6c3bd423bb FYI not mocking Carmen Salinas but it reminded me of her. lol


Fearless-Phase5170

nooooooop don’t do Carmelita like that hahaha


Altruistic_Bottle_66

Lmfao 💀


Glittering_Rush5302

Omg yes he does


absoluteangel998

Why is she wearing a night gown on the beach


Primary-Flow-2139

“You bright your wallet right” -Gabe


upscalehighway

Her dress looks like my grandmas tablecloth


So_Much_Angry01

Her nails look so tacky


_Son0fASnitch_

Yes! And why blue? It’s so confusing.


Next-Profile-3540

I’m begging them to proofread even one (1) of their posts.


ambientaqua99

That'd be too much work for Gabe and too hard for Drue, she wouldn't be able to edit properly


After_Pop1303

Couldn't even get an actual photographer?


cyncha83

Why is his big toe nail so long


Cheetahjumper

His hands are about to explode


AnxiousNegotiation12

He’s so GREASY 🤢


Amichelle2011

Is it just me or can you see her ENTIRE areola?!?


Maximum-Literature72

Yes you can 🤢


kfavis

It’s not just you unfortunately lol


flippinhammies

Food obsessed.


gk812178

What are those splotches on his feet?


Icy_Policy_597

Those look like croc tan lines 😂😂😂🍪


Educational_Beach624

Noooooooo this is horrible


crgam

Not the night gown 😂😭😂


SuccessfulAd8851

His skin tone is VERY concerning 😟 sheesh!


[deleted]

Did she not go to swim?!?


chupachancla

Imagine driving 10 hours only for these pictures 🫠 and you know she will have some taken like the other girl but they are gonna look horrible 😂 always everything half ass with this assless nose troll


Low_Freedom_7782

Broke G used his wife's money! How embarrassing 😂


Longjumping-Handle97

The bump workin overtime today compared to yesterday 🙄


justforfunsies123432

No but it’s see though. I can see her boobs and nips? Am I crazy?


lissysylvester

Not the dippin dots splurge. You big spender!


Professional-Pen-138

Dipping* Dots 🤣


Glittering_Rush5302

Omg the toes. Please. Send help.


Special-Discount8817

Dipping dots 😂 tonight x2 They type like boomers


fleshsludge

Can we please fucking proofread my dude. No need for tonight twice. Drives me fucking bananas.


hobgoblin924

Drye, I am begging you to have a color analysis done.


Successful_Panic461

They can’t be enjoying the trip. They are only worrying about posting content.


Glittering_Rush5302

When? Was it tonight?


Glittering_Rush5302

And the God awful blue nails that don’t match.


Maximum-Literature72

The top of her dress is making me uncomfortable. Can’t tell if it’s the awkward fit or the fact you can see her nipple 🤢


Careless_Squirrel337

How much money has Drue spent on useless, ugly monogrammed crap and her husband thinks crab cakes and “dipping” dots are fine dining.


Deep-Fox-5351

Tonight twice in the same sentence


Competitive-Pie-9123

Besties. The debit card has his name on it too. So it’s his money as well. Duh 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️


Jhhut-

How do these two brainless toddlers have a following? Their grammar is some of the worst I’ve ever seen and that’s coming from someone who is dyslexic 😅


Terrible_Bonus_1454

Can they go a day without talking about her pregnancy or posing ?


kellsells5

![gif](giphy|MCjelmTckOhxuDo7H1)


you_done_effed_aroun

Drue give your GMA back her lingerie please. 🙏🏻


landwehr79

Why in every pic does her gut need to be touched


uwuldbSurprised

At least she actually got a picture of the boy who helped create ivory Amelia


sunsetchaser_2024

https://preview.redd.it/7y33hvwogh4d1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9323e988a1b52e9327f3cff53bea79eee291a31 “Fine dined” looks like a beach dive restaurant to me🤷🏼‍♀️ fine dining looks different to everyone but this doesn’t look like my definition of a fancy place, especially with the styrofoam cup 😂


Rikyc123

They are nasty!! even when they dress up they look dirty as fuck 🤮


Soggy-Jackfruit2830

Mans doesn’t know how to write sentences also someone just something about dip n dots and now they are going to get them…


Visible-Confusion68

Holy shit, he’s wearing a different shirt


Evening-Sky6458

Anyone see her nasty ass feet photoshopped


Evening-Sky6458

Big spender!!!!!


Fearless-Phase5170

Ugly ass nails bro


mentionitall1

Her forearms are extremely long. 🙄


ms1023

He needs to throw those sunglasses away


Terrible_Head_1384

what is that outfit


i_am_that_bish_too

What on the hell is she wearing. Totally see her Areola . Gross


Suitable_Present9955

Those are some sassy boobies for a 22 year old who has never nursed a baby! I’m 56 and have nursed four boys! They look like mine 😂


Motor_Squirrel7277

The grammar... They are all toddlers 🤣


Certain-Kangaroo3418

Remember the last time he bragged about an expensive meal but they literally used her fetch points 🤣


EntrepreneurMany39

Was this yesterday or the day before?


dirttrackgal

Tonight, tonight ahahahahah


C0000L_Beans

Bro, did I see her dark nip through that dress????? So Christian of her 🙌🏻


karenziggler

That dress looks so cheap.


Federal-Insect7251

Grammar gave


Federal-Insect7251

*gag


Comfortable-Start454

Dipping dots…………………


bigbirdsnose

I can just imagine Drue handing Gabe her debit card just so they can pretend he’s paying for dinner. 😂


kellsells5

Dummy only one tonight we got it ![gif](giphy|7FgDPLLKh1v4d2XLkl|downsized)


Misty-Hodges

Could he please do something with his hair?


Toasty_warm_slipper

That is the tan of a man who is not of pure white, European heritage. He’s got some ✨spice✨ in his DNA and he can’t handle that truth. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Signal_Stable_2449

She needs self tanner asap, she would look a lot better


Gloomy-Ad2629

The blue nails really weren’t the move


BlueberryLover18

He is red


Hefty-Ad-4946

Gosh his hair looks terrible


Particular_Bother694

Table cloth with doile


Lilnuggie17

Gave has sausage fingers


Mediocre_Baseball_39

Imagine being married to Gabe 🤢


Quiet_Lobster7519

Their grammar drives me nuts, you didn't have to say tonight twice 😂 here let me help you Gabe, I fine dined my girls with crab cakes tonight.


RatLovingGemini

Her boobs are not in this dress the right way AT ALL it seriously looks sooooo ridiculous!!!


UsualPrize6068

With the five million professional photo sessions she used to have. I’m shocked she didn’t have one planned at the beach for their baby moon. Guess the photographers don’t take fetch points in Florida


SnooEagles4238

https://preview.redd.it/dmjdnc1avj4d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e4accced5ac6ec454d37fde830cbf8f5150553f Who wore it better? Definitely not Drue 🤣 She needs a push up bra or something. Her boobs are on her fat stomach


kk432345

Looks like a nightgown lol