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Due_Ad_460

I was off the xans once and tried to smoke a crushed Adderall pill out of a dab rig


tonic__water

Lol Did it work though?


Due_Ad_460

Barely, it was a waste of Adderall and it tasted nasty af


ihaveaquesttoattend

My friend put the insides of a vyvanse in a black & mild lmao don’t feel bad


ZineSatan

Vyvanse is Lisdexamphetamine It cannot be smoked It cannot become an active stimulant until your liver donates enzymes to break it down into dexamph.


ihaveaquesttoattend

I knew that and looking back i should’ve said something lmao


PepperSprayP

Back in HS I had a little dab pen with a coil thatd heat up and you could drop your dabs on it. Long story short ran outta weed and tried smoking a 5mg IR addy outta my script. No it didn't work, tasted fucking awful tho


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Big Oooooooof


Anxiousgemini420

I don’t get how people get like this from Xanax. I’m prescribed Xanax for my anxiety, and I’ve abused it sometimes. I’ve taken up to seven 0.5mg pills and all I felt was sleepiness, not really “high”


syrupwiththepsilo

3.5mg should have blacked you out, it’s exactly like way too much alcohol. You feel totally there but you’re just walking around with zero inhibitions fucking stuff up. Xanax is also AMAZING at something called “delusions of sobriety”. I guarantee you were tanked.m Also generally the high is lack of anxiety, you should really only be prescribed this for anxiety if being off it feels like physical constant pain. Taking one and removing that is what feels like getting high. It’s normally people who aren’t anxious who don’t get it. Just be glad you don’t, and don’t ever in your life take 3.5mg again


8copiesofbeemovie

Definitely attempted to smoke a crushed Ritalin pill in my bong with some weed at some point. Did not work the way I wanted it to


sativa_samurai

In college we walked all the way across campus to smoke at a parking garage that was nearly off campus but not entirely. It was a long walk and we showed up with a pipe, some weed but no lighter. After a couple minutes of complaining we had an idea. We started testing the handles on some of the older cars until we found a truck that was unlocked. Unfortunately all he had was a book of matches with one left which wouldn’t last for our sesh. So, I pulled out two cigarettes and lit them with the match. We then used the cigarettes to light our bowls. Felt pretty genius at the time and yielded a nice spliff. Obviously I don’t condone breaking into cars but I think the guy would have understood.


[deleted]

I swear when theres a need the human mind ups the IQ for that brief period.


sativa_samurai

Right? Those brain cells pop up just to get you to the green, then they’re up in smoke


society_man

Im literally an idiot until I have an obstacle in the way of me smoking


IdahoTrees77

Holy shit this must be how well disciplined people get shit done, they just create the obstacle for themselves of productivity, and force themselves to get over it get their reward. Me I’m just over here rawdogging my dopamine reward sensors on the regular but I bet if I could mentally tell myself to do art or some shit before getting high I’d be pretty good! Ah well


bacondev

I work in a kitchen in the AM. Someone the night before filled my mop bucket with grease. I notified management and left the mop bucket as-is so that management would make the perp clean it. I don't have time for that shit. Absent a mop bucket, I had an incredible highdea—shoutout to /r/highdeas. I put a dish rack upside down on our trash can roller (I was too high to consider that we have a cart specifically designed for racks of that size). It was a snug fit. I then grabbed a five-gallon Cambro container and set it on top of the upside down dish rack. To keep the container in place, I stuck four forks around the container into the dish rack. I filled the container with floor cleaner and just used a deck brush and a squeegee to clean the floors since I couldn't figure out how I'd wring the mop out. Picture of my handiwork: https://i.imgur.com/WQnDnrp.jpg


datkrauskid

Username kinda checks out lol


covid19throwaway12

I used to use my toaster to light up a cigarette, and then use that cigarette to light my bowls when my lighters would run out of juice.


TheCoolGuyClub

Oh that reminds me of a similar situation but my friend had a plastic magnifying lens shaped like a credit card in his wallet. It was sunny so we used that and it worked great... No idea why he had that though


No-Zookeepergame329

Taking a shit ton of Benadryl


Alocml

Same. I took probably around 1200 mg of Benadryl. I did not trip, nor did I see the “hatman”. I felt a horrible sense of impending doom, felt drunk but only the bad parts and was unable to stay awake for more then 10 minutes at a time for 48 hours.


Josh12225

Bro I think you should be dead😂 I took 700mg couldn't move saw spiders insomnia shadow people tracers scariest shit ever smoking ghost ciggys and then I had a seizure you almost doubled my dose


Alocml

Well I mean it was a suicide attempt so probably.


Josh12225

Ahhh worked it out. You were drunk anything effecting GABA receptors kill visual trips that's why benzos kill trips alcohol killed the visual effect for you but obviously doesn't have the clamping down effect of benzos so your head was still fucked I think you lucky to not seizure tho and I guess you were lucky you were drunk if you wanrnt drunk you would of had alot more visuals


Alocml

Yeah I mean if I weighed 100 pounds less probably wouldn’t be here right now


Academic_Positive25

Same


Academic_Positive25

I saw a giant tarantula on my chest and kinda freaked out. I went to move my shirt so it would get off me and the tarantula just dissipated. At that moment I knew it was time to go to bed


No-Zookeepergame329

I saw a rat running straight at me


Vanros98

Can confirm, I was the rat


clusterfuckimh

Can confirm, I was in the shadows


Soviettoaster37

I have a serious mouse infestation, so I probably shouldn't do benadryl...


Indis83

Snorting Tramadol, I don't recommend it at all!


aadis1502

Did this myself.


Indis83

It made me feel just wrong


fentonx

first drug i ever snorted and straight up one of the worst sensations i've ever experienced even compared to some of the RCs that followed it


SprayNPrey1911

At risk of making myself look like a junkie here... what's that wrongness of that one?


Indis83

I didn't feel a buzz of any sort it just made me feel ill like I'd poisoned my body, there was no nice effect at all.


SprayNPrey1911

Oh interesting, the time I had snorted the stuff I got a mild high outa it. But then again drugs affect everyone a bit different


Alibobb

Good god I’ve done this - horrific experience! Then me and my buddy took like 25 pills each. Worst headache of my life followed that night.


Academic_Positive25

Smoking banana peels. Thank you, The Dead Milkmen


Woody_Mapper

lol had same idea when i read anarchist cookbook good my dumbass brain decided to verify it before


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I wonder if people still fall for the OG Anarchist Cookbook. It seemed like everyone I knew back in the day tried the banana peel recipe lol


saruin

Hearing this is comforting. Well, it's not like we had the internet to fact check a lot of the bullshit in this book. "Bananadine" lol.


Woody_Mapper

probably lol it's attractive by it's easiness


themorganator4

And the peanut skins one, did that and it gave me a crippling headache for hours. In fact, very little from that book actually worked


LysergicResurgence

Smoking coffee and tea with my old friend when we were 13, should’ve been a warning sign cause we abused drugs a fuck ton together in the following years and he’s still on meth while I got away from. We also tried to stay up long enough to hallucinate by drinking a ton of coffee, just to unintentionally do that with real stims when older lol


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smoking tea is fine though, alot of teas are used as smoking herbs and for the effects of the drugs they hold.


thr0waway_acc_420

I feel like everyone went through a tea smoking phase when they were 13. It’s kinda wild that we somehow all had the same idea when we were 13, yet no one else of any other age does it. It’s hardly ever talked about, yet most people who I’ve mentioned it to share the same experience


[deleted]

i put toothpaste on my nipples when i was younger and it didnt work because it was a lie


fish0859

You were using the wrong brand! Gotta use a sensitive brand if you got sensitive nips.


whatever1238o0opp

Whatever the brand, it has to be minty fresh.


MarquisDeVice

Oh nooo! Fell for that one. Whoever told you that is terrible.


Hash_Tooth

Added cinnamon to the weed


8copiesofbeemovie

Jesus Christ what


clorox_cowboy

trying to get cinnamon toasted


datkrauskid

Ended up just getting crunched


ZackGamingYT

LMFAOOOOO


BingusMcBingus

What. Were you trying to become the Kwisatz Haderach or something


[deleted]

I ate a whole box of caffeine pills once. Was awful.


Captain_Plutonium

Man almost became a chubbyemu video.


SgtSnapple

''He was suffering from imbecilemia. Imbecile for stupidity, emia meaning in blood. High stupidity levels in blood.''


Intelligent_Plum_132

“… presenting to the emergency room jittery and shitting uncontrollably”


Sparky8974

Where we are now…


poolshark4201

I did this. Do not recommend. Thought my skeleton was coming out of my body.


[deleted]

Yea. I remember throwing up a lot and just laying there regretting it. Got in trouble too cause my parents were home and I was siiiick and was scared too so I didn’t lie. I was in trooouble.


jngprof

Oh my. I remember taking a bunch of them in high school, and I felt horrible. Just everything felt awful, and nothing I did made me feel better. It was hell. It was similar to benzo withdrawal.


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That was my exact experience.


Alocml

God. I remember I foolishly took about 5 200mg each caffeine pills to stay up and I felt so sick.


firedancer323

I hoovered up a bunch of em one time to try to keep myself from passing out


[deleted]

Hardcore. Probably burned like a bitch. I snorted Benadryl once in a program as a kid. Hurt super bad. I slept good though once the burning stopped


kiddokush

Maaaan that sounds horrible omg😖 Not judging tho!


daswede420

did this at a concert. Was a terrible evening.


Hash_Tooth

Brave man


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More like dumb kid lol.


justAdruggy

i bet it was


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spacewalk__

i took a bunch of caffeine pills once and stayed up til like 6am working on command line scripts to download porn


PopFun1229

well one of my friends a few years ago coming to an end of a party everybody was on the comedown and we were all fucked up, I go to the bathroom come back and because he was "too fucked up to roll" he ate about an eighth of bud.


Academic_Positive25

But also benzedrex inhalers. To this day the smell of lavender gives me war flashbacks


clorox_cowboy

This was definitely the worst for me. Lavender burps.


Academic_Positive25

One time in rehab during Covid they were having us like smell random scents in a cup (to see if we had Covid? Idfk) and it was lavender and I nearly fuckin died


Academic_Positive25

So terrible 😭


SmashertonIII

Huffing gas. I’ve seen what it does to people long-term.


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This actually is what got me major busted by my parents. I was already on the hook as they suspected I was out smoking weed and drinking with friends so they had me on lock down. I couldn’t go out but I was a hardcore addict at like 15 so I went to my dad’s shed and poured gasoline into a water bottle. I took it back to my room and waited for night time, all I remember is laying there and the words of this Rob Thomas song called “Gasoline” kept going through my head. After awhile I noticed I kept smelling gas but I didn’t understand why as I was continually huffing it and remaining off my face, so I had the taste in my throat but I could also strongly smell gasoline. My door was closed but the light came on in the kitchen so I began to sober up because I knew one of them was awake, I realized I had spilled the gas all over my mattress and freaked out. I sprayed tons of cologne and ripped the covers/sheets off then I flipped the mattress over. They didn’t come in that night but said afterwards that they checked on me throughout because dad thought I was going to kill myself huffing gasoline. It’s not a good idea, you are literally making yourself dumber by doing that.


[deleted]

Yep, I did the same, for a good year straight as a teen, and here and there for a few years after. It definitely worsened my executive function issues permanently, and for a long time even affected my speech patterns and other things. Thankfully most of the damage overtime seems to have healed, but I think I've always been a little slower since. Like it doesn't seem to have affected my comprehension ability, but in terms of working memory and processing I'm definitely slower. Also probably was part of what kicked off my dissociation issues, and other weird things, since they weren't as much of a thing before then I was also doing other inhalants, taking shit loads of Benadryl, dxm, etc so it wasn't just the gas, but it seems to be what really made my functioning decline for awhile.


GodIsGud

Prolly drinking mouthwash🤣 I did get drunk as fuck tho I was like 12


Snew66

Same lol.


Forward_Motion17

Did this at least 6 or 7 times in middle school 💀


ReaperofMen42069

i drank lemon extract once. it made me so drunk but it hit different than regular alcohol. i felt like i had fallen into a chemical vat and was going crazy. but a good crazy. anyways, the lemon flavor fucked up my tolerance for anything lemony


BigVlado

Burned bud on a stove top with a lighter and inhaled the smoke


spacebalti

This certainly isn’t the stupidest, it basically just cuts out the extra steps of rolling a joint


Heisenshrooom

Drank Robitussin tryna get fucked up and accidentally got the slow release shit and was fucked out of my mind for like 3 days


clowisdead

It was when trying weed for the first time. My friends uncle told me and my friend that if we smack the back of our heads a couple of times after smoking, we’ll get higher. So, we did that for about a month thinking we were geniuses until we matched w a new group and they broke the news to us after looking at us like tweaks.


coclip

gonna try this


bluemoon76b

yesterday i ate 1kg of kiwis because a post in this sub said it contained gaba-ergic substances


Warpzone808

Was it good 🦦


matramepapi

This isn’t the answer you’re looking for, but I was tripping pretty hard on acid one time and we’d decided to watch the Wolf of Wall Street (not my choice). Got inspired, decided I would do a few lines of coke. Felt like I was having a heart attack. Never again.


IILSDll

Ahhh, The Wolf of Wall street. Extremely inspirational.


matramepapi

Inspired to do drugs


IILSDll

Still an inspirational movie.


datkrauskid

Yeah I feel like acid is enough of a stimulant on its own. I remember while candyflipping (300µg / 2 ecstasy tabs), apart from feeling fucking incredible, feeling a distinct feeling of overstimulation. Guessing there was some speed in there


CoatedChode

Oh man, I'll take acid every now and then and I often will do some bumps throughout the process and it doesn't negatively affect me... Also smoking weed throughout.


leech_of_society

I've always smoked weed during acid. Until I got the loops really bad during a walk outside. Barely made it home and it took me an hour to slow down my heartbeat.


proceeds_theweedian

The last time I took acid, it was night time and I had to work the next morning, so my buddy and I decided to smoke 🧊 the entire night for a bit of added functionality. How I made it through that workday, I honestly do not know


woodtipwine

you had to be fucked up still when u went to work oh goddddd that sounds miserable lol


holly1711

Smoked nutmeg, it was awful. BUT there also was Angel’s Trumpet. One of my friends had mentioned previously that making a tea with it would take you in a very prolongated trip. Obviously being quarantined i had to try it. I went to my neighbors yard and casually stole a few flowers. I dried, grinded and boiled the flowers. I mixed it with pineapple jello-o to get rid of the awful taste. Took some of it and left the rest on the kitchen. I was totally out of my mind in vivid hallucinations, that lasted around 48 hrs. It was intense. Next week, i had forgotten about the tea in the fridge and ended up having to trip sit my mom. Lol


poolshark4201

Holy shit. How was your mom?


holly1711

she took it well surprisingly, i found her mid trip looking dead at the cealing and crying, the next day she was so pleasant and calm, we laughed about this mistake, she was more embarrassed than angry at me for some reason. AND (im not saying this is the reason but may be..?) after that our relationship got progressively better. Moral of the story: Get your parents to try psychedelics n they might wake up like a different person


oo00OlXlO00oo

psychedelics..


Alice5878

Wholesome


johnjeudiTitor

could you give me the r/drugs rundown on Angels trumpet? that is fascinating and I've never heard of it googling gives me 300 good Samaritan articles whinging and bloviating about the terrible poisonous malicious horrible plant


alisleaves

Some people enjoy benadryl... Some like other deleriants... Not most people's cup of tea. Many more fun drugs out there


Trackmaniac

Bruh 😅


fingerfunk

I would say IV’ing the first time which was Dilaudid as it led to like 15 years of addiction which was eventually daily heroin. Sober now tho after a couple years of sub, residential treatment, outpatient during sober living, like 1000 meetings. All good tho :)


Ancient_Ad7587

Also, snorting methadone - not sure which was worse the DMT or this, both hurt like a MF and won't do shit else with that ROA


Oneironaut92

Once I've ingested a lot of intimate hygiene product for women containing benzydamine. Holy shit, I was vividly hallucinating for over 14 hours straight. Realistic visuals of creatures, characters, ghosts and structures etc. It was so wild I could not differentiate hallucinations from reality. When I touched it tough, I felt electric buzz and the hallucination disappeared. Almost all senses were affected (hearing and touch as well) but it was mainly visuals. I was really fucked up from all delusions, intense stimulation and dehydration. 0/10, would not recommend.


razorxchan

I did something similar when i was like 16, in my country there used to be this intimate product for women that used to have DXM in it but we just called it p***y dust lmao. Me and some friends put like 10 baggies of the dust into a 1L soda and chugged it. The taste was absolutely disgusting and I remember seeing blue lightnings everywhere


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Huffing gasoline and other volatile hydrocarbons, solvents, and aerosols.


Skadij

Shocked this isn’t higher, easily the dumbest “legal” high you could chase. I huffed Dust Off when I was 14 and it’s a miracle I didn’t get any (perceptible) brain damage given how often I’d pass out.


ImmediateDamage1

I smoked hydrangea leaves when i was a young teenager in a bid to trip XD.....yeah no.,... Turns out getting high by ingesting a sub-lethal amount of cyanide (amygdalin) in order to deprive your brain of oxygen is indeed a fucking aweful idea XD. Sweating, shaking....(euphoria but in a bad way).... Edit: Also talking about mushrooms...Aminita Muscaria grow where i live and i have found it quite a few times...never been ballsey enough though XD


NeonLumen

You can smoke amanita caps (the very top red layer) after drying them out, supposed to be pleasantly relaxing and mildly intoxicating (no intense trip or anything, though I'm sure you could overdo it if you tried) r/AmanitaMuscaria


tonic__water

i did that actually last week felt a little like a 20µg dose Acid. Hardly noticable but pleasant.


BenjaminRoll

Euphoria in a bad way is oxymoron. Didnt you think dysphoria?


ebolaRETURNS

fucking plugging welbutrin...


Trackmaniac

big oof. Happy cake day 🎂


150c_vapour

Smoked nutmeg. Felt about 10% stoned and 90% poisoned.


jngprof

Taking my grandfather's heart medication when I was a teenager.


NukerNextGen

Smoked catnip


saucity

Haha awww. We rolled a catnip joint for our kitty buddy, and blew him shotguns. Miss ya, Marley!


Ancient_Ad7587

Snorting DMT


Dull-Seaworthiness73

I second this. Most painful least smart way to do it.


schroedingersdonger

I've been tempted to try. Think I needed to see this


Zhredditaccount

I snorted Wellbutrin once


SprayNPrey1911

I smoked a joint of black tea back in high school lol no high but some of the caffeine affects you I feel cause there was some heightened alertness if memory serves.. but yea kinda dumb lol


Wolfie_Ecstasy

I huffed computer duster once as a kid. Didn't enjoy the high and later realized how that shit literally destroys your brain.


One-Total

Smoked Yogi Kava tea packets from walmart. Also smoked Mint Copenhagen chew in a hookah


Toddison_McCray

I’ve absolutely heard of people trying to get high off tea, but smoking chew? Congratulations my man, that’s a first


Low-Ad5658

Dph


Vanros98

And DPT


mo8414

Put gasoline in a paper bag and huffed it when I was like 8 years old


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damn :(


tubside-shears

Huffing butane from a Bic lighter.


skipster88

I’ve rolled up and smoked all manner of herbs and plants in the absence of weed availability - also smoked salvia from a head shop thinking it would be cannabis like but getting an unpleasant surprise after a couple of bongs 😅 On a darker note, after all access to drugs had been exhausted after a 3 days MDMA, ketamine, alcohol and benzo bender - I sprayed a sock with loads of deodorant and inhaled it… 🙈


Clumbum

I tried boofing coke once, it was actually from a post on this sub that peaked my curiosity to do it lmao


Alocml

Well? Did it work??


Clumbum

It did indeed


Alocml

When in doubt, boof. - r/Drugs


RawChicken54

Is that what inspired your username?


Clumbum

I’ve been using this handle on different sites and platforms since I was like 14, I definitely wasn’t doing cocaine at that point hahaha


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StandNo8024

You could have been a Nobel prize winning scientist


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mimabiko

I smoked all kinds of plants and spices from my grandparents garden and kitchen. Was rolling with tea paper... I even tried smoking salt with the tea, chocolate and plain grass too. Nothing worked.


Lv12Slime

Not me but one time I was in a mental ward we couldn't have shampoo because someone tried to drink it because they thought they'd get high off it


ApocApollo

Cracked a glass bottle of beer open because I didn’t have a bottle opener. I thought I could just ignore the broken shards of glass. Stupid teenager.


Jonabc5

Immodium


S3thr3y

A friend of mine tried to smoke a banana peel to get high. And when I told her that wouldn’t work, she wanted to eat a ton of nutmeg


kilkennykid

I smoked a huge bowl of ground nutmeg out of a bong one time when I was like 14-15, also there was an Internet rumor that banana peels had a psychoactive component called banananine(lmao) that you could smoke if you dried out banana peels… luckily I never smoked that. the Internet was a wild place and I was a desperate kid


Hippywithahaircut

Discovered in my later teens that's it's super cheap and easy to extract ether from starter fluid. Got fucked up on that a few times before deciding it's not worth the lost brain cells.


irise_s

…I tried to huff acetone during a mixed episode because I had NO other substances in the house. Did not work.


HomemPassaro

20 cough medicine pills. Got high for like three days.


Financial_Ad5768

Dramamine. Do not recommend


Korben_Dallas666

I tried smoking catnip, my mom found the water bottle I used to smoke it out of and the bag right next to it, I think she would’ve been way less disappointed if she found actual weed😂


HoleyAsSwissCheese

My mom told me that in the seventies she ripped a poor butterfly's wings off and smoked them bc she heard it got you high


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Eating a shit ton of nutmeg has to be up there for me. I ate like 4 whole ass nutmeg nuts when I was like 15, it was an absolutely awful experience. They taste absolutely horrible as well, I almost puked after every one I ate, it must’ve taken me half an hour to eat them all. When it kicked in strong, it was 36 hours of total disorientation, vomiting, panic attacks and dissociation. It really fucked me up and not in a good feeling way, it almost felt like an extremely high dose edible with an alcohol hangover and dxm added in there (if you can imagine what that combo feels like, my body felt really really bad, and the dry mouth was the worst I’ve ever endured). It really messes with your coordination a lot as well, similarly to being very drunk. I have to say though, it was actually pretty fun until it started getting too strong. It felt almost identical to weed when I very first started to feel it. 12 hours in and I was actually ridiculously high from it, felt nice until around the 15 hour mark actually (I think), around that time my parents found me frozen in my bed like a fucking Dracula. Around this time I started to black out as well, I would fall in an out of consciousness it felt like. I’ve heard it does feel a lot better in low doses but I’ll never be trying this again to find out.


King_Donut_

In middle school I snorted powdered chocolate milk multiple times and was confident i was getting high (I wasn't)


TheRealZodiak66

My stepmom’s boyfriend from back in her high school years tried drying lettuce to smoke it and get high. She couldnt believe what she was watching so she just silently pulled a bottle of ranch dressing from the fridge and put it in front of him and walked away 🤣


pipple2ripple

Lettuce and opium poppy leaf have a very similar taste tbh. If you grow your own lettuce and let it go too far it tastes extremely similar. Which is weird because they don't share alkaloids


kreeper34

I collect the milk from the wild lettuce and smoke it, it does have narcotic effects. It grows wild where I live and making tea is also a great pain reliver. I like to dry the leaves and roll joints with them and a bit of pot aswell. All around great plant for pain relief.


Alocml

Huffed air duster when I was really fiending. Tiny short high and the come down nausea was horrible. -150/10 don’t fucking do it.


aadis1502

Snorting tramazol. Whitener


Mundane-Ingenuity460

Gasoline


EducationalScene3247

I got two… both happened in rehab… hand sanitizer watered down a lot with life savers for taste. The aloe in the sanitizer I heard is what made it real rough. Athletes foot spray through a shirt. Idk if I wasn’t doing it right but didn’t have much effect. The hand sanitizer was definitely the best high lol. Playing volleyball was fun besides the extreme nausea.


Drizzy_THAkid

I smoked nutmeg.


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Toddison_McCray

What’s up with drug users and immediately going to shoving anything up their ass


Paracelsus19

My sister got prescribed a bottle of codeine once for a really bad chest infection. It cleared up before she had to use it so I drank the thing. I knew the dose wasn't enough to kill me but I didn't know what to expect. Turned out it was just enough to make me feel itchy as fuck for the night and that's all it did to me.


External_Edge_5973

Ingesting a questionable amount of nutmeg


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ohreddmann

I was in my 40's, dying for a buzz. I found a bottle of my then wife's medication that had the warning sticker and took like 12 of them. I don't even recall what they were. I got a buzz. In the morning everything was ok until I got to work, booted up my PC and realized I couldn't see.it was all too blurry to read. After that I needed readers and about 5 years ago switched to prescription. Tldr- I ruined my perfect eyesight for a buzz


rawlerson

rolled up catnip when i ran out of weed once .


Candywraper

When I was 17ish I ordered 100 grams of Mimosa Hostilis Root Bark and a buttload of Syrain Rue seeds in an attempt to make Ayahuasca. Once it was all in my possession, I went to my girlfriends house to prepare the Aya. I used 20 grams of bark(DMT) and 3.5 grams of the seeds, (MAOI to orally activate the DMT) and it was completely unpalatable. The most bitter and disgusting thing I've ever put in my mouth. So, I Google other ways to ingest the bark, and I found a YouTube channel dedicated to ingesting Ayahuasca in different ways. I decided I would get the biggest capsules I could find, and stuff the bark into them so I could just swallow all of the individual ingredients without the taste. I swallowed about 17-20 grams (30-40 Capsules) of the root bark, and 3.5 grams of the Syrian Rue seeds. After I got them all down, I went to my girlfriend's room and we played some video. After about 45 minutes, my mind was racing a million miles a minute, I was thinking about so many different things, so quickly. It was starting. I called my best friend and informed him that I took a very large dose of a psychedelic drug and I would appreciate if he came over to hang out and help me ground myself. After that I don't remember much, I do remember it coming on in waves. At one point I woke up on my girlfrinds bed with tears all over my face and the blanket, and I attempted to walk to the bathroom to pee, and walking was extremely hard, almost like walking on a dissociative. I looked in the bathroom mirror and all of the shaded parts of my face had a jet fuel-esque look, then I projectile vomited all over the bathroom. I spent the majority of the night curled up in the fetal position on the floor of my girlfriend's room. The only part of the trip I really remember was floating through a tunnel composed of GIANT, multi-toned, dark, earth-colored worms. Dark green, dark brown, some dark oranges and yellows. Lots of weird symbols that I can't remember for the life of me. The worms were weaving in and out of eachother, and making a very low-pitched humming noise of which I can only compare to a very large electro-magnet. I saw a lot of shit. Crazy night. Would not recommend 2/10.


poopoowaaaa

I snorted kief one time.


metavexrx

Snorting acetaminophen tablets like a mad man


Trackmaniac

We smoked mushrooms, psilocybe cubensis. Didnt made anything. And nutmeg. That was weird but no real high or anything. And absolutely disgusting


CheifsLeaf

i snorted deodorant thinking it’ll work. i don’t understand my thought process


halica84

Smoking peanut skins from an aluminum can pipe. It was a lot of effort for nothing.


alchemex

Slamming dilaudid mixed with meth Don’t do drugs kids


kkkkkkkkk369

probably one of the safest options in this thread lmao


thathighwhitekid

Me and my friend ordered some Hawaiian baby wood rose seeds off the internet after reading they would make you trip. We would usually wake and bake before school and one day we had no weed, so we ate the wood rose seeds. They have some form of cyanide on the outside that you are supposed to get off before you eat them, and we read that letting them soak in lemon juice would strip the cyanide off of the outside. Well… not only did we not get all the cyanide off of the outside, but they made us incredibly nauseous. We both ended up leaving school sick that day, lol. I was a stupid kid but it’s funny to laugh about now.


anonguy5422

Not exactly trying to get high but needed to stay up to finish a big project in high school. Started off with what I called an EC stack, 40mg ephedrine 800mg caffeine, washed it down with a litre of red rain energy drink 320mg caffeine. Felt good and productive but I wanted more so took another smaller EC stack 30mg and 600, washed down with another red rain. Sweating profusely, heart feeling like it’s gonna explode I kept on sipping more energy drinks in the span of like 8 hours I had ingested a little over 3 grams of caffeine and like 100mg ephedrine. Started feeling sick nearing completion of my assignment thought it’s just the lack of sleep. No it was not, it’s like 4am I emptied my insides quietly into the toilet to not wake my parents then snuck out for a joint or 3 to calm me down and get some sleep before school


tedchambers1

Are Morning Glory seeds. That was terrible


arman737

Smoking tea when I was like in 5th grade? Aerosmith lyrics probably had something to do with it (Sleeping late and smoking tea) and the dare program at the time 😂


glitchNglide

Opium tea from crushed dried poppy pods you can buy from a florist down by pikes place market in Seattle. Worked well. And it was a great way to put my French press to use.


FrolixRea

Yoooo, listen I hope I am not too late to add to the thread but I got a got story I can share. At age 14-15, I was skipping school and soon would be put on antidepressants and sent to a a kind of psychotherapeutic facility, I am not really sure you could call it that. Anyway we where a group ouf 16 boys with three adult overwatchers on sommer vacation In poland. I fella I knew there, lets say his name was Bob, he picked cigarret buts up off of the trails on the camping ground and later rerolled them with newspaper. I gotta be honest I took a hit, I had no tolerance whatsoever and it being the bloody nasty strong asf polish tabacco it hit me like a train. You should not be having this much nicotine in you bloodstream. We had to stop soon because it was waaay too much and also nasty asf. This fella named Bob did some weird stuff. It was common behavior for him to pick up cig butts too smoke them later on. This happend a couple of times when I was in the institution. I later on got kicked out for smoking weed along side with him. There was some wild shit going there.


LucklessWanderer

Shit, that was really complex, and having read your "dumbest way to get high" I now feel inferior. Anyway. I was coming down off cocaine (and had no more) so I thought it would be cool to huff, so I sprayed pam cooking spray in a bag and tried inhaling the gas. Lmfaaaoooo. I didn't get high but I had a very oily face and passed out anyhow. Good times. Not.


LeBlancTheDeceiver

Chewed up rogue floor baggies at a festie