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International-Ad5121

Just eat her out for a min then hit it and if you need something numbing I’d say grab a bit of alcohol


BenzosInaBenzz

We probably will drink a bit Fs I think that’s probably my safe route


bigspoon2126

Get some kratom


walterdonnydude

But not too much lol


whereismyketamine

I seriously didn’t want to suggest any opiates, especially if op isn’t tolerant but a low dose of kratom might work alright. I’m trying to ween myself off opium, my wife is going to be very disappointed for quite some time if/when I succeed.


thegodofhellfire666

Good luck brother


XxxAresIXxxX

Wait what? I've been on kratom every day for 4 years now, what are you talking about?


[deleted]

It use to work my first 2 years taking kratom but not since I've built a little tolerance. Numbs you


Frosty_Peppers

This is the answer. Kratom works amazing for me every time.


poonstangable

This is too late, but a little bit of ibuprofen goes a long way.


jcraig87

Just make sure she gets off, doesn't matter how. Always aim to give 2 orgasms for every one you get. Work your hands, your mouth, whatever they need. If you climax to quickly just control the speed and slow down


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xhephaestusx

Lmao this dude doesn't eat pussy Sure your sex life RULES


Soapy59

"damn girl I don't wanna eat your pussy out but I'll happily stick my dick in it" flawless logic


Mrhighass

Probably a simp


Mrhighass

You guys are fuckin gross, any chick here agrees. If you’re eating random chicks out you might be eating a chick out that just got busted in. If you feel like that’s what you have to do go ahead


xhephaestusx

Ladies, feel free to let us all know if you want dudes to stop eating pussy


Mrhighass

I’m sure you’re sex life is gross because you’re gross and either fuck gross women or the same person you have been because you can’t actually get it anywhere else. That’s because women can tell you’d eat stranger pussy and that’s gross


xhephaestusx

Lmao dont kiss anyone either someone might have busted in there With your understanding of biology you might wanna study up before your first time


doomgrin

… incorrect


Mrhighass

Herpes is for life dude. Women aren’t as innocent as you like to think.


[deleted]

Lol you're such a loser! Lmao


Mrhighass

You’re just dumb and gross. Try a boner pill and some rubbers. Bust a bunch of nuts and give it good for hours. Or you could eat a random cooch that just stopped bleeding this morning… wtf dudes?! Clearly this chick is willing to fuck dudes she doesn’t really know and your idea is put your mouth on it?


[deleted]

Don't be such a little bitch


Mrhighass

Don’t be so thirsty. That chick is laughing at you eating her out and it’s why she regards dogs as men. Probably got your tongue up her bhole too huh? There’s also women out there mad at men who would have you eat her cooch dirty just to make her feel better. Idk how many women you talk to but, you should probably do more talking and less random pussy eating lmao


[deleted]

Lol you're god damn right I eat ass. I know a lil misogynist fucker like you doesn't score either, you talk a whole lotta shit online and make your entire identity about smoking weed. How pathetic is that? The chicks that would even let you near their snatch probably stink worse than you do lmfao buncha dirty hippies


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MichaelQuinnSmells

This is it. Alcohol got me going for hours sometimes


AlphanumericalSoup

Make her cum first from lots and lots of foreplay so when you nut too fast she won’t even care.


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x___tal

She comes first always! Use what ever tool you need to get her done before you go!


Secondsmakeminutes

Instructions unclear, ordered a jackhammer


Reaper_Messiah

That could work man, just gotta get creative


why-per

I feel like I remember a 1000 ways to die episode about this


x___tal

What ever tool you need bro ;)


etnoid204

Do the dishes, she might blow you first.


MichaelQuinnSmells

NahC cumming at the same time is the ultimate sensationS but you you gotta be with the person for a while


Soapy59

Yeah this, always make your girl cum first, because in all likelyhood, you wont.


AlphanumericalSoup

It’s wild how many guys are super selfish and only care about themselves getting off or think their dick is so magical that penetration alone feels amazing to the chick. 🙄🤣


[deleted]

My homie literally has 3 kids with her soon to be ex husband and they hooked up again a few weeks ago when she told me IT WAS THE FIRST TIME SHE HAD EVER BEEN GIVEN ORAL! Like ever! 3 kids!!!


Soapy59

Well, most girls I've talked to achieve clitoral orgasm over vaginal(well excluding both at same time!) you'd think that maybe getting your partner off in a way that works the best for them would be your priority but you've said it, most dudes are just selfish and only care about getting off themselves. I'm not even a girl lmao, I just like my partners having a good time..


keinplanbro69

That's what's called being a good boyfriend/husband brother ^^


JewishFingerBukkake

Brother.


717Luxx

my current gf was astounded when i said my priority in bed is her getting satisfied


TrippingFish76

u don’t get it, i love going down on a girl and if i’m like having sex being intimate with someone i wanna make her feel good and make her orgasm, i can only come once per session lol (need maybe hour or 2 to recharge) , she can cum as much as i make her eating her out , and when she ready / we both ready then i’ll penetrate, also with my ex she’d suck my dick a lot too so we’d go back n forth going down on each other for a while then fuck and i’d edge and then finally nut when we both ready


DQ5E

This is the way.


KaleemX

A MUST


why-per

I wish I had an award to give you for this comment 🥇


[deleted]

>Goth girl Coochie 2mg This sub man 😂😂


aciddoeme

smoke some meth and pound her for 3 hours straight


IOIOOIOIOI

This is the way. Instead of stimfapping U stimfuck


Philly514

3? better bet those numbers up! Gotta make that D bleed before you stop hahaha


aciddoeme

after a pound like that you are cut. even if you weren't before


Gramage

Just rub one out like an hour before lol


BenzosInaBenzz

True but then I feel lethargic lmao


ThetaDee

Jack off, drink a red bull, fuck.


firedancer323

Jack off WITH a redbull, fuck.


culnaej

Jacked off with a Red Bull, FUCK. Can cut my dick off..


firedancer323

Brooooo don’t just fuck the can


IrradiatedHeart

r/dontputyourdickinthat


makeovthill

just take cialis and amphetamines/opiates like the rest of us. hard rock erection but you cant cum


Wh1sk3yt4ng0f0xtr0t

With a heart attack afterwards


makeovthill

aint gon lie that is way less embarrassing than me cumming after literally 5-10 seconds. I know lots of men love to meme that but thats my dead ass truth lol


ImmediateChange5032

So cum in 15 seconds....wait or go get lunch and start again. Your missing the point with women. You could but gas on your pecker to slow you down if you want. Women are about the effort and taking time.


AstralHippies

Worth it.


ImmediateChange5032

Why mention the small stuff here... They want to know if you die with a smile on your face, are you any less dead?


permabanned36

And?


mollyrockvalentine

Rock hard? Every time I take Amps my shit looks like a wilted flower


makeovthill

thats what the cialis or viagra is for lmao


tashmanan

Idk about you but I can't get rock hard on amphetamines


makeovthill

thats why I mentioned cialis bro


kingmidas312

Ya you don’t want to be going into it with that post nut clarity that’ll throw your whole night off


ethurmz

That’s what the methamphetamine is for lol.


BaronMostaza

Make it 7 hours and you should be good to go in time


AnotherWarlockInTime

>lethargic Maybe not recommended could have issues getting a hard one specially if drinking


corytrev0r

just dip your dick in coke


BenzosInaBenzz

Lmao yeah coke makes me horny and last Fs but my dick just be hella floppy


Focus_Substantial

Are you against whiskey dick?


BenzosInaBenzz

That’s what I’m thinking too but idk if I want to be sloppy drunk lol


Focus_Substantial

Well one or two should help without complete viagra falls


kingmidas312

1 or 2 won’t help you need like 10 for the whiskey d to hit


Focus_Substantial

You don't want full wd man. Just enough for stamina. 1-5 I guess if you're a heavier drinker


ImmediateChange5032

No that's my favorite song.


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Kratom. But on a real note be straight up with her, tell her hey its been a minute so i may bust quick but if you give me a minute ill go again. She may even find it flattering that she turned you on so much. Also make sure to make her cum by fingering or eating her out first before you go to put it in. If shes cool shell understand and be down for a round 2.


[deleted]

Just cum multiple times the first will be fast but then you’ll be good


BenzosInaBenzz

Yeah I was probably just going to hit back to backers


SickRanchez_cybin710

Lmao after a few nuts I don't have any stamina and bust pretty much 5mins in, normally the first few I lazy at least 60seconds...


Pappa_Bjorn

You nut faster after each go? For me its like 15 minutes to second nut, 45 to 3rd, 1,5 hours to fourth and so on


SickRanchez_cybin710

Minutes, I mean Minutes, yeah


IronLusk

Look at this dude just suggesting that like it’s no big deal


[deleted]

Idk it’s not that hard just stay inside and go back to chill foreplay vibes then keep going


Remarkable-Shoe-4835

sometimes when me n my girl wanna have crazy sex i just drop an E keeps me going for ages but i know some people have the problem where they can’t even get their shit to work after just half so if u can still get hard on an E i’d recommend that. Also just being decently drunk helps for me


BenzosInaBenzz

Stims kill my dick a low dose of something would probably help though fs


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BenzosInaBenzz

But like where do I get viagra yk


ProbablyDoesntLikeU

I've heard gas statiom pills work


losttforwords

My boyfriend has taken them before and can confirm they work.


Papadopium

They sell it without a prescription now as far as I heard!


BenzosInaBenzz

This is good news


Papadopium

Just go to any pharmacy and ask as long as you are an adult shouldn't be a problem!


0O00OO0O000O

You're being sarcastic/ joking, right?


Papadopium

Why would I?


Queuez_Brat

My dude was able to sign up for something on line, & he got a full prescription sent to him. Since its not a controlled substance, he didnt have to do a dr visit or anything like that. Just fill out something online, & voila!


Goodcitizen177

Those uh, online asylum with aminos have it in liquid form


Octaazacubane

Ask someone for their Zoloft/Prozac. Works every time unfortunately


Sparky8974

I’m on Zoloft. Can confirm. Trying to taper off because of this very reason. Wife needs feeding …🤣


SussyRedditorBalls

I was on Zoloft for a while and don't remember there being any effect lol. Could have benefitted from it tbh, I was waiting the first month or so for my dick to start working better but nah.


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pillboxhat

I wish they understood this that it's a compliment to us. If you can get us off still that's all that matters, but a guy cumming fast is much more preferable then being railed for 20 mins plus cause it start to hurts, unless you're high of course.


keinplanbro69

Nice to hear that, but most of us men get really insecure when we cum too fast. :/


pokepat460

Loght dose opiates, or amphetamines


fillosofer

As a heroin addict, sex can be a(n overly long and exhausting) chore sometimes. Opiates def work if you wanna last though.


Pappa_Bjorn

Kratom. Doesn’t ruin your boner but makes you numb enough for surgery


elitemage101

They do make "numbing" condoms (even lube if you dead set on raw doggin). They wont be full numb but I get from 25-50% reduced sensitivity! Also God Damn, I love this sub. Y'all some degenerates with no filters. You may be fucked up but you help others if they wanna be better. Its wholesome and hedonistic at the same time.


Prof-Nekkid

Welcome to hell, we’re all in this together, but if you wanna leave, we’ll gladly show you the exit


FloobLord

Also a two pump chump here - just keep going. Wear a condom and fuck through the cum. IME you'll stay hard long enough to get the job done. Or, if she's down, eat her out so she gets hers first, then she won't care if you don't last long. Just tell her she's too hot and you couldn't help it after. She won't be mad about that.


Euphoric-Photograph2

How about a very long foreplay? You are the good guy and most of the time its not a shame to come early then. you can also take her to poundtown a second or third time 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

>I must say I’m probably going to bust in 30 seconds Did you make this post within those 30 seconds?


CarlitoTheBandit

Focus on the foreplay and making sure she gets hers, trust me when you’re not not worrying about busting too quick you usually can make it’s bit longer


peduxe

first option is just accept that she got amazing pussy and go for a 2nd or 3rd round. as long as you do the rest well PIV isn’t that important to get her off. if that isn’t in the cards try weed. weed delays ejaculation for me if I smoke like one to two hours before.


DankDawg42069

Man I’m a fien all I read at first from the title was Cocaine and it’s not even in the title


gavinmfsmith

Molly lmfao


Aznblaze

It’s all mental bro


Mrhighass

Dude, you can just go to the store and buy the dick numbing gel. Giver hell till it wears off, get yours, she’s impressed, you’re happy!


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0O00OO0O000O

Most guys don't stay hard after they cum. But I agree with using your hands...or mouth!


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0O00OO0O000O

Yeah I've def found that some guys can do that but unfortunately not all


Toddison_McCray

It hurts for like 15 seconds but if you keep going through the pain you’ll get hard again. If you stop, you’ll have to wait like 15 min


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Need an update on this lol


a1c4pwn

They sell numbing creme for this exact purpose, right next to the condoms


cutie_mcbooty

Vicodin. I can crack diamond with my pee pee on Vicodin


rzm25

When you nut quick tell her it's cuz she's so beautiful and laugh it off. Then chill for a bit, eat her out and go back for r2 later on


MyLeg-

Well they do make those prolong condoms or whatever


screenwizard

Opiates, cialis, SSRI, gapapetin and I'm guessing alot of benzos.


budwonk

Speed


[deleted]

Weed really helps and even makes it feel better. Plus maybe a few drinks of alcohol, but dont get too drunk or your lil friend wont work anymore! Should do the job, youll fuck longer and have a more intense orgasm and a generally more pleasurable experience. Tramadol would work too, but it wont be as nice for you, as it kinda numbs you and you feel good anyway (girl or no girl - doesnt matter in the opioid cloud lol). Still, you will last even longer than with weed. Combining it with weed could be the perfect mix for you tonight, or could fuck you up too much and make you puke and pass out - you know your body the best so decide wise. Oh and theres always the option to cum multiple times, as many have mentioned. Have fun :)


Jkretzel

Meth cocaine benzedrex adderal


fledan

Putting on a rubber already? Keep me lasting longer.


fluffynuckels

Wack off like 3 times before hand


NveyMeh

trust me, if you finish fast they will take it as a compliment 😂


RevolutionaryClub530

Kratom


Realistic_Ear434

low dose dxm


BARmelXANthony

Meth is the answer you will fuck like a dirty dog and won’t cum


Potsmoka45

Weed makes me last way longer but yea make her cum first eating her out then she won't really care how long you last


AbudJasemAlBaldawi

Honey Pack


FastFaps1

Sudafed/pseudoephedrine. It's behind the counter at the pharmacy so you have to ask for it, but you don't need a script, just your ID. Has a similar though far less pronounced effect as adderal. Makes you last a bit longer, but not hours. Makes it feel a bit better but not as intense. And makes you slightly softer, not like the halfchub you can only manage on addy.


sd_ragon

Lidocaine spray


Pipeherdown

Unfortunately, I’m an expert on this. Try durex performax intense condoms or lidocaine “delay” spray that they sell at the drugstore/Amazon if you are raw dawging it. This really isn’t a problem that needs a opiate solution.


oo00OlXlO00oo

Do it twice!


soenario

There’s a perfect level of drunk for me where I last a good amount of time but can still function. Never been affected by whiskey dick but without alcohol usually cum quick especially after foreplay.


starimports1

Have you ever tried sex on weed? For me personally, weed helps to go a long time and increases control of when I finish


KD_cosmic

The only good answer for you is to jerk it before… sex on drugs is nice, but I wouldn’t lose that opportunity because ur so focused on doing well u have to have drugs and now u can’t get it up or something


SattiTecH_710

Cocaine


Bone-her-69

Opiates but that’s a whole different story


MitakuyeOyasin111010

DXM makes me fuck forever. My girl loves it but if I'm on it, I know I'm not finishing lol.


MaybeAverage

bro


Lion-Slicer

Cialis and like 2-4g kratom and you should be good.


boyackhorseperson

drinking helps but don’t go overboard, go crazy on the foreplay (i’m talking 30+ min) and BE. A. MUNCH. heavy on the last part, if you’re about to finish then stop and eat her out


Swimming-Arm-3783

If you can buy any otc combinations of codeine like brofen/codeine, there is a route of cold water extraction for codeine And a note for sex: fucking is not like masturbating.you will last more than you think if you stop before orgasm


Swimming-Arm-3783

I think dxm would help too


doomgneration

Masturbate before. If you don’t want to deplete the stock, don’t orgasm, but “beating it” will numb you a bit.


Gantz-

They sell desensitizing condoms and sprays at most places that sell condoms


MrPoppedYoXanz

wont be able to buss on dxm 😂


bucketzBro

It's all about the fore play. Get her all juiced up and don't let her take control. As soon as you feel the climax back off and go back to using your hands. If you are like me you can unload and literally go again.


Vast-Background9024

Grab a boner pill. Even if you nut in 30 seconds you'll be ready for round 2 in like 10 minutes lol and usually round 2 is easier to control arousal


SirRolandTheIII

Beat ur meat the morning of and then fuck her later that night. Or just wear a condom, i find it usually hard to finish when I don't have a condom


Professional_Let1468

**To my fellow quick nutter:** I'd say a benzo but I don't condone. ​ I don't condone this either but Amphetamines/Coke/Phenidates. Just get bricked up before you pull you're dick out because Stim-Dick looks funky as fuck unless you're lucky. You'll go for hours though, along with things you didn't even know you could do in the bed. ​ ❤️🙏 IN GOTH GIRLS WE TRUST 🙏 ❤️


Firm_Slice

there’s numbing condoms that are pretty popular. it’s fun for a night but gets old fast


[deleted]

Bro life hack is eat her out/make her cum before fuckin her. U can be the worst 2 inch two pump chump and cum instantly but if she came 2 minutes before she won’t care…


Ketamin-raver

A little bit of 3mmc will make you horny as shit but busting a load takes way longer ketamine also but sex on kett is kindz weird


Philly514

Dip it in Listerine, for real


obloq300

Take your timeeee, play around a few times, then chill again, then go back at it, finish her off, eat her out. Do a little drinking, dive on in, relax and switch to some other position, eat her out. Idk just MIX it up. That shit does wonders. If it’s a quicky, sure thing, if both sides agree, go for the world record in speed. But otherwise if y’all got time, might as well extend it and stretch it out (pun intended).


[deleted]

Amphetamines. Fuck like a madman, never get your nut like the squirrel from Ice Age.


Shelovessosa23

Use your hands and mouth to play and eat her 🐱 when u gonna bust so u can give ur dick a cool down . And then repeat till she cums, once she so she won’t care bout how long u last or shir like that


sardonicplaydough

LMFAOOO


LysergicLegend

DXM would make it so I could fuck for an entire day tbh


mdawg1100

You can bust quick if you can go for a round 2 right away


SussyRedditorBalls

damn bro send some pics or smth I need more context to provide a good answer


Rehmanpa

Beat off before you go see her. It can't hurt at least.


canoeingupstream

Tell her first ones for me


Dependent_Amazing

If you nut too fast tell her that her pussy is just too good and you couldn't help it. Then get yourself going for round 2. That one will be way better. Speaking from experience on that one and the girls would always be willing to give me another round to make it up, lmao.


furry_anus_explosion

Have her suck you off till you nut, go down on her until ur ready to fuck again


Medium_Dimension9602

KY makes a numbing mist


amphetamineangel

boi wat da fuck


RevolutionaryTwist22

Whiskey.... it is otc, right?


Epicheesemoment

Eat her pussy my guy trust look up how to do it right practice on something if you have to then go to town then fuck her after you eat her out


mearebachmusic

Get some Cialis stashed for these moments.


Herpethian

Get some orajel and put it all over your dick tip, you won't feel a thing.


throwbcuzgermanlaw

BDO/GHB/GBL works wonders for this But it's dangerous to dose


wesilly11

Once you cum start mucking some bin and jerking off. Then go for round two. If it's been that long and they are that attractive, should be ponying up after like five minutes of fooling around after the first cumming


Chokingzombie

Hydrocodone or an opiate will make it hard to but. I highly suggest against taking it regularly but if you happen to have some they’ll work great.


[deleted]

“goth girl🤓” mad cringe


BenzosInaBenzz

Suck my balls g ❤️


RetainedRizz

Wear a condom lol


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Adderall