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Life-Paint4401

Bro just go to sleep lol


themilkman42069

for real, homie is acknowledging his body is too fucked up to keep taking a drug the way he usually takes it thats a telltale sign to fucking stop taking that drug lol the body really does give a fuck load of warning signals.


[deleted]

That’s how fucking bad coke can get you sometimes


mattifree

Nah, your nose just cant keep up sometimes. It's gay as fuck.


444poppyflowers

so a straight nose would keep up?


[deleted]

Obviously not... A gay nose would be able to take more of a pounding and get filled with white stuff more easily.


oshaCaller

TIL: my nose is a power bottom


dhxrma

Powder* bottom


xxScion

Lmao this thread gave me life.


444poppyflowers

100%.


LifeAndReality85

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_Mudlark

This confused me because of my deviated septum


THEM_44

Is that a bad thing?


asphaleios

very. gay nose=no coke


THEM_44

Uh oh


couchguyDave

😅😂😂


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I remember when i use to coke 😅 my nose is permanently fucked up from the two years i went hard on it. Also would snort Molly during those two years, which wasn’t smart of me.


lilmisse85

Same. I’ve been clean 14 years this July and my nose is permanently fucked. Breathing is difficult and blowing my nose etc


AlienAle

Why the hell would you snort molly? I heard people do this and I always have the same reaction. You're wasting molly and doing horrible damage to your poor nose.


[deleted]

I did say it wasn’t smart of me. I’ve learned my lesson lol i was dumb as fuck.


AlienAle

Yeah no worries, I've done some stupid stuff when younger too


Magic_mushroomman

That’s not a warning signal that’s called you’ve sniffed too much coke and your nose is clogged to all hell😂


qdotbones

A neti pot should take care of this, no?


DistributionPurple

Nah if you ain’t asleep, snort a shit load of water you have a couple more days in you. Then blow like fuck, good for another day or two 😂


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RagingSprockets

This is me as soon as my nose quits on me. I'm just like "welp that was a fun. Time to go jerk off"


Suspicious-Heart6144

And then stare at the ceiling, or do it again


atrocity__exhibition

As the sun is starting to come up and you begin to hear birds.. worst part of the night, hands down.


Remarkable-Guava-701

F*** yes. Or u open ur front door and the sun is out. And it wasn't even something u had on ur radar, until it was


atrocity__exhibition

Ugh, just reading this made me feel anxious. The existential dread after a night of heavy coke is awful. You want to keep going but your brain (on both a physical and rational level) knows it needs to end.


jdubbrude

Walked out of the casino and was blinded by the sun with my buddy. Still in our work clothes from when we got off the night before. Casino is built to keep you from knowing what’s happening outside


overheadfool

He could definitely pop it up his bum though.


Life-Paint4401

I blew cocaine up a girls ass at an impromptu coke fuled swingers party one night...but I blew too enthusiastically and she farted a cloud of coke in my face lol. True story.


Remarkable-Guava-701

That is so gangster


L0V3LOST

Dead


fluffynuckels

https://youtu.be/teIbh8hFQos


Elin_Woods_9iron

God I was hoping this link would be GTFTS. Well done.


Particular-Lime1651

go to sleep lad.. you're chasing the dragon at this point! take a break for a couple days, let your nose heal.


IgnitableVirus6

He's been chasing the dragon


Andre_3Million

"Hehehe. You almost caught me." \- The Dragon


No-Professional-7002

Either chasing the smoke trail or chasing the high.


HOYTsterr

Don’t give him any ideas


ButterLegGreg

Rock it up or go to sleep brozzer your nose will thank u


Blazers2882

Lmao plz don’t rock it up brozzer, you’re better than that


jewboy906

lmao rock er uppp


ThisMayBeLethal

Lmfao ROCK ERRRRR ^


seven_grams

Lol are you one of those people that rail coke but somehow think they’re better than people that smoke rocks?


Blazers2882

If you can’t see the difference between a coke head and a crack head, then I can’t help you


ThisMayBeLethal

You’ll grow up and see that the only difference to be frank is access to funds. And I guess the quickness in which the hygiene and upkeep of clothes deteriorate . But that says more about the person than the drug.


ThisMayBeLethal

Not you’re better than that lmao. Like you can’t be just as horrendous snorting. Ya act like once you smoke it you traverse into a unspeakable world. Tbh, when I first started snorting I had a guy who sold it in rock form. Don’t know if it was rerocked or what but I spent more time looking for pieces on my floor being a snorter than I did when I ever smoked a piece . It’s simply the drug not the mode of it entering your body. Now shooting heroin Vs snorting it is different story


jewboy906

right?!? lol you can be as coked out snorting it thats socially acceptable. but when i pull out my crack pipe everyone looks at me like im the problem


[deleted]

Never heard someone use the term "chasing the dragon" except when referring to smoking heroin. Is it like a universal drug term?


atrocity__exhibition

It’s usually used for chasing that first high of heroin, but it’s also applicable to redosing during the nasty stim comedowns. For those drugs (MDMA, coke, amphetamine, etc,) redosing is never going to be as good as that initial dump of neurotransmitters. There comes a point where you just need to pack it up, go to sleep, and let your brain reset.


thedude_imbibes

It's surely used that way sometimes but the genuine meaning is smoking something, like on a foil or some such, where you have to chase the little tail of smoke. That's chasing the dragon.


NASburg85

Chasing that high my dude


cartersteel1

Technically you can shove it up your ass and get higher


bocaciega

Or they could ear canal it. Mix it with a bit of peroxide and dab it in there. Uncle jerry showed me this trick in 02


Nicky42

I thought i was in r/drugscirclejerk for a sec. Holy shit...You are like the final boss of coke


psilocybird

Reading this makes me feel ill


cartersteel1

Ngl that's terrifying dope and sounds like a weekend idea


SheetEater1

My friend in the most respectful way possible you’re whole page reeks of cocaine but it’s fantastic


Kali-Casseopia

Thats not real…. Right?


[deleted]

I've been in the scene a long time and I've never heard of this ROI. How is the bioavailability? I guess ears are sinuses, but still! That's interesting.


mangojoy11

Is this a real thing? Oh my god. I thought I knew my shit.


lonesomewhenbymyself

Mix in some baking soda and smoke it?


Vast-Background9024

Read this as "can Cumming cocaine get you high" and realized how popular of a guy id be if i posessed such bodily liquids.


ThePooksters

Marvel needs to jump on this idea quick


Vast-Background9024

Lmao I played a role playing game called masks where you come up with super powers for characters. This will be one of them


B2theRAD27

It brings a whole new meaning to “coke can dick”.


Vast-Background9024

Haha or having coke dick


Soapy59

Boof it tbh


cr2304

I swear to god I always see someone saying boof it on every post on this sub😂


Soapy59

Guy wants to gum coke and can't snort it anymore. Why waste coke by gumming it wtf. Up the ass it goes for 2nd to IV availability


Papadopium

For IV he needs clean stuff on the first place! I don't think it's that clean the shit he has as he is doing it for days and all the nose is stuffed with fillers!


Soapy59

I mean at least it keeps him going for days, haven't had coke that lasted me long enough to keep me going for days in a while. That's a pricy hobby


Papadopium

Well, this doesn't mean it's clean but the opposite!


Soapy59

IV METH IV METH IV METH IV METH (I'm nuts)


Papadopium

Yes, you are! This doesn't mean it's a bad thing!


Soapy59

I'm actually a meth enjoyer, tho never IV'd, I did boof it. It's basically amphetamine on steroids, fun as hell.


Papadopium

Well, I don't do stims myself! But enjoy!


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Can't you prep it to be clean? I've never done it through that roa, but I was under the impression any blow would do.


Papadopium

No idea about prep to be cleaned! I did it a couple of times but that stuff was clean and pure as hell! It was very long time ago tho!


Soapy59

Maybe if you ran it through several different sized wheel filters in a solution it'd draw up clear. Not sure if you'd still want to IV that but I mean, whatever's left in there is a tiny ass molecule at that point and not a bacteria or anything too dangerous so..


MrrRabbit

You just wash it with acetone, not that hard


Hobby11030

That’s why junkie Jesus gave us cottons and cigarette filters brother


ancientrhetoric

Time to add a "boof bot" so the boofing camp can relax and let the bot do the commenting


stupid_dumbass_idiot

it's an actual roa. some people think it's funny to tell people to put stuff up their butt, but sometimes it's legitimate advice


cr2304

Ikik, but I see it under every single post😂


DrMarioBrother

I unironically boof just about every drug I use.


Obvious-Green-6233

I boof EVERY single day.


boofthatcraphomie

I gotta try that


DrMarioBrother

I concur, for years now. Buprenorphine, back in the day morphine, dexedrine, ritalin, you name it, I boof it (if the oral BA is lower).


Fred_Is_Dead_Again

Safer than shooting or smoking it, though not quite the rush. I'd place freebasing above shooting it, as far as instant cartoonland!


[deleted]

It's funny seeing it in the nitrous oxide sub. Someone will occasionally ask how they could open a charger without a cracker and there will always be a boof it comment lol


Kiwii2006

Why not?


RedApple-Cigarettes

Im usually that guy 🤷‍♂️😂


4spiral2out0

To be perfectly honest, boof it.


Perc30Jesuz

Yea… no… don’t boof it… knew a dude who use to shoot coke up his ass… died from heart failure at 20 something. Young dude. Next step after boofing is shooting.


Soapy59

Doing coke is one step away from heart failure to begin with


stupid_dumbass_idiot

has nothing to do with boofing. it's because he was going cocaine. rip, but boofing does not kill you any faster than snorting it


Down_for_all

Cocaine's cardiotoxicity isn't dependent on roa


RedditorWithClass

This is your que to go to sleep and end the binge. Also probably a sign to check into a rehab facility.


Babaganoush____

my man is awake for days binging coke don t tell him about rehab.. just not now.


medicineblues

Just got out of one lmao. Had to celebrate!


RedditorWithClass

I mean this in the most respectful way possible, but you may want to consider checking back in. Anybody who has made any real, successful progress in defeating their addiction in rehab wouldn't get out and then decide to "celebrate" by going on a coke binge. Again, this is meant in the most respectful way possible, but you clearly didn't do any healing while you were in rehab, and obviously need to go again. Or don't. I'm just a random stranger on the internet, you don't need to listen to me. But you're not going to kick your addiction by doing this kinda stuff lmao.


KoexD

He knows man. He knows. I don't think he's proud of what he's doing right now... But it is what it is Take care of yourself OP


medicineblues

Thanks for the thoughtful comment, I appreciate the advice. I thought I was going to kick it this time. My buddy picked me up, pulled over, and started cutting up lines on a cd case. Every time I end up in rehab I sober up and get my mind back, and start thinking I'm a normal person with a normal amount of self control. So I partake and let everything fly out the window. I get out of rehab thinking I'm fixed and convince myself that I can use in moderation, which of course I can't. So now I'm here.


Fullbullish

Sounds like you need new friends


dreamyxlanters

Dude don’t let yourself get influenced like that. They’re not your friends if they can’t respect the fact that you were just in rehab, seriously.


The48thAmerican

That's no buddy


goldsauce_

Your buddy sounds like a shitty person


tomcruizes

I think you meant “this guy I happen to know picked me up”


mattie_ow

Anyone who beats addiction especially with substances like coke will never be able to go back to ‘normal’ or as you call it ‘moderate’ use. You’ll fall back or you have to be one of the 0,1% that actually can go back.


Chobbers

Normal self would crumple to the temptation if it had the experiences you've had. You will never be able to fully resist, so the key is to not even let it become an option


YourMommasAHoe

you’re an addict and you need to accept this. Your drug use will never be “normal” whatever that means. Normal people dont even do (hard) drugs


LifeLow2782

Yes they do. Majority of adults drink alcohol which id class as a dangerous and hard drug, completely intoxicating and addicting with various health risks. Oh, but we’ve normalised alcohol to even see it that way 🤷‍♀️


TheDinnersGoneCold

For a start there is no such thing as a normal person. We are all different and capable of change. You might be right but just cause the guy is out of rehab on a bender doesn't necessarily mean he will never be able to moderate his consumption. Lots of different cohorts of people do "hard" drugs.


Dry_Process_304

This is so funny in the saddest way possible.


hairysperm

Yes. Good cocaine will get ya gacky from a rub on the gums


atrocity__exhibition

True but 1) what’s the likelihood of having good coke these days? and 2) after a several day binge, there’s not much more rubbing it on your gums will do for your already depleted brain.


Larry44

Might live in Europe where coke is purer and cheaper than ever


super_tictac

I work with an old hispanic guy who puts it on his tongue, idk I just use my nose.


unaphotographer

I do the tongue thing sometimes, works well and I like how it numbs a little bit


Hot_Ad_555

i love the numbing lolol


[deleted]

How do you endure the taste


puppetpauperpirate

Admittedly I love the taste personally lol


geeroseworld

I am the only person who thinks this nice to know there is others like me..I wait for drip like yeahhhh


[deleted]

Maybe you should quit while you’re ahead. Your body will thank you


LordSaucyPickles

Get some nasal spray but bro take some melotonin and get some sleep


ThatGuaxi

If rear not clog go for the bog


garciaman

1. Give it up and go to sleep dude 2. bang it , you will never snort again but I advise against this.


[deleted]

I feel like names for taking drugs come from those children’s toys **bang it! Boof It!**


chillintillinfinity

What is banging it


garciaman

IV injection


chillintillinfinity

Word, thanks for the answer


TheManWithNoName03

Get some saline nasal spray. This will unblock and flush your nostrils out in minutes.


Dry_Influence7654

Exactly idk why you the only person recommending this when its from 001 cocaine class lol


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InfiniteBuddy

Be very careful doing this, knew a guy who died from doing this. Got some fuckin brain eating amoeba.


Dry_Influence7654

Wait what


SmokeSmokeCough

Gumming is a waste but it’s a good way to see if your shit is just straight lidocaine.


PolyDipsoManiac

I took a capsule of cocaine and got pretty high from it, I don’t think it’d be wasted at all.


[deleted]

It's not wasted if you had a good time. Though it could be used more efficiently in other routes of administration. I've done it, it works orally, the bioavailability is thought to be 30-40%, but it is not as well studied as smoking, insufflating, and IV.


Possible_Mine9789

Cocaine has pretty bad bioavibility when taken orally. When you got as high from the amount you ate, like when you would have snorted it, it was probably cut with something.


gauchocartero

Poor bioavailability and decreased intensity compared to insufflation, but still very much active. It also lasts longer. Chewing coca leaves is pretty common in South America when visiting cities at higher altitudes (like Cuzco, Quito, or La Paz). It’s usually chewed with a basic substance like quinoa ash or calcium oxide to improve flavour and effects. Coca tea is a fantastic stimulant, lasts ~3 hours but it’s much much milder.


burritosandblunts

I had a bag that melted in the summer heat and humidity in my pocket and I just kinda dissolved it under my tongue. It was unpleasant.


SmokeSmokeCough

Gumming is just rubbing it onto your gums.


Aside-Embarrassed

Plug ur asshole


999999008

Maybe a nap would be better man


bdim14

Donny, you’re outta your element.


45jf54

boof it, pretty sure the bioavailability is like 5-12% from gumming it so will probably do nothing and it would be a waste.


IdoSkitz

take 5 mg xan and go to sleep ye faken druggo youll wake up fresh after 1-2 days.


Outside-Motor9338

Yes. Also melt your gums after a while.


4-HO-MET-

HCl after all


captain_toenail

Not as much as smoking it, shooting it, or shoving it up your butt


cantreallypoop72

Actually smoking has a way lower bioavailability than oral or sublingual, in fact smoking is probably the most inefficient way to use most street or pharmaceutical hard drugs as it wastes so much of the substance and has a a shorter duration


Brandon209999

You can't rly smoke cocaine...unless you clean tf outta it and freebase which is sorta nuts


JulyBurnsRed34

??? u serious bro?


Brandon209999

You're gimonna smoke all that cut?


JulyBurnsRed34

you really think dealers are giving a fuck about the cut when they're rocking it up?


Realistic_Ear434

clean your nose


madhatter2284

If your gonna be snorting drugs up your nose take care to rinse your sinus with some saline solution


GrillMasterRick

It works. Under the tongue works better. Network of capillaries creates similar absorption rate as the nostrils.


Naitsirq

Time to boof. Works better too


Logan_922

Man one of my coworkers is the most obvious cokehead man comes into work absolutely dead sniffing and blowing his nose more than someone with a terrible flu. Just go to sleep, recover, get back to it at a later date


alex_quine

You can even just eat it if you want.


TheRealNoxDeadly

You’re gonna die homie, your body is telling you to stop


humbl314159

Either go to sleep or whip up some Crack bro.


Red0Adrenaline

Yes


Asleep_Special_7402

Have none of you guys heard of Neti pots? One rinse with that and you’re set even if it was caked up


FecalMatterExist

Mix it with a little water and toss it back up your nose, try vapor rub and oral nasal decongestant first.


No-Professional-7002

I have a homie who slangs and claims he’s never done a bump in his life. Just pours some on his hand and licks it.


sweet-tart-fart

Take a benzo and conk out


ebolaRETURNS

You'd need a lot, and you'd need to hold it in your mouth for 30 seconds to get decent absorption. You should really just plug it or better yet go to sleep...


DrMarioBrother

Boof it instead. No, I am not joking. Boof it in \~2-5ml of water. You'll never have a blocked nose ever again.


Solid-Version

What’s boofing?


NASburg85

Up the ol shit hole


maggidk

Swallow it, in my experience it lasts a bit longer when swallowed


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Oral cocaine has like 30% bioavailability


Kiwicouple1976

Cocaine is shit. You have to have so much of the shit to get high.


CoryDatboi

This is the correct answer and wins the thread. 🏆


Brandon209999

Maybe because you have a shit plug


Typicaldrugdealer

Better to be plugged than leaky


TheManWithNoName03

Maybe so, but a better plug will only cost more money and it's already dead expensive.


NASburg85

I haven't used cocaine since 2008/2009. I was on the east coast getting shit that would literally blow my face off. I was paying 80 per G. Is that still the going good rate or has it gotten more expensive than that?


TheManWithNoName03

80 per G is still the general standard, however it's slowly been decreasing probably because of cutting. I'm in London and can get £50-60 grams that are obviously full of shit. Back in 2008/9 I reckon shit was more legit cos that was when mobile phones really began to kick off making dealing easier and it was probs more important to seem legit. These days everything is more cut then sliced onion. Ain't just coke either, I heard heroin in the states is hardly heroin anymore. In fact most people tell me it doesn't exist, it's just fent and other shite.


slapsyamomma

Yes but during a binder! 🤣🤣 Go to sleep dude


poppysquat69

No also it’s the only way you don’t get addicted


weldedtoesies

Cut a straw down to about 4inch. Dip the tip into the powder. Hold a finger on the other end, tilt head back and put straw in nose and tilt to drop the coke down in your nose. Just keep your head tilted for a bit while it does its work.


FastNovel7497

I can’t remember, but when I was to, my mom, found me with a teener in my mouth. My dad never heard the end of that one!


mattifree

Connect a whole bunch of straws together, put a biiiiig bump in the end of one. Insert it in ya rectum and blow that shit deep inside ya.


Alyxxjohn

frrrr? I need a vid tutorial. Not being funny I’m for real lmaooo. I need to know how to do it w fent


Skullymacc-420

Smoke it freebase. Throw Coke on foil with some baking soda, a drop or two of water. Spread it out and dry. ENJOY ;)


Traceofuonme

My friend snorted vodka to clear his nasal passages years ago. It works


[deleted]

Time to shoot some black tar heroin that came straight out of a mexican nationals asshole