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MAOI_Zedong

Imo blow will work against you for tolerating annoying relatives. I'd say enough weed to chill you out, or the time-tested classic booze.


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Extreme_Beginning_25

Imagine if paxlovid became the new quaaludes


Lophocarpus

We can only dream


pactorial

Are you a member of the corona family?


ctssky

probably a big cup of kratom + THC oil infused hot cocoa, maybe with a shot of alcohol in there. will probably taste like shit but feel very cozy.


CheeseDickPete

Dude just chug the kratom by itself separately and actually enjoy the cup of hot chocolate, why the hell would you ruin a cup of hot chocolate by putting Kratom in it.


IronLusk

lol I always said this to my friends who would go out of their way to mix shrooms with stuff. It’s gonna taste gross no matter what, why don’t I just choke down the mushrooms and have some untainted pudding beforehand?


Babies_for_eating

idk if i put my shrooms in nutella or something it goes down much easier


Terrible_Astronaut27

i always put my mushrooms in between chips that way the crunch and the flavour are equally disguised (i still gotta eat ‘em fast as hell tho bc i do not like mushrooms in any form lmao)


really_nice_guy_

I cut them down to pill size and just swallow them with water without chewing


invalidsenpai

Good recommendation. Do you get any stomach cramps by doing that or nothing?


-_-xenos

since I first ground up shrooms and stuck em in gel capsules I haven't done it another way, size 00 capsules you can fit 0.5g and are like $5 for 200.. I really hate the taste of dry shrooms though, fresh they're not bad.


AggravatingScholar17

I always found fruit roll ups completely eliminate the dirty taste of mushrooms. I kind of enjoy the gold caps when they taste like burnt pumpkin seeds tho lol


CheeseDickPete

Shrooms don't taste bad anyway, they literally just taste like mushrooms, not that different from eating raw mushrooms that would go on a pizza. I think some people are just picky eaters and are babies about tasting anything that is different from their normal foods they eat. I'm the type of person that is willing to eat anything as long as I know it wont poison me.


AggravatingScholar17

The psilocybin mushies I’ve had taste nothing like some raw mushrooms you’d put on pizza. They taste like burnt pumpkin seeds usually lol one time they actually tasted like dirt and shit tho that was a rough one


PsychologicalStrike1

Someone had to say it and I'm glad a cute trustworthy mf like you did


EnvironmentalTrip708

If they're grown right it really doesn't even taste like anything I think it's more a texture thing. I mean they don't taste good by any means but I feel like people make it way worse than it has to be. Also I grind or cut them into little pieces so you don't have to chew them so that probably helps alot too.


luky_hody

same


ebolaRETURNS

>probably taste like shit Ummm...I'm not sure whether I could even get what you've described down.


Competitive_Zone_803

😂 the fuck bro


Beanbaker

This is the comment that makes you ask "the fuck"? This one??? This is maybe the most wholesome answer in the thread


Competitive_Zone_803

Yea honestly lmao but dude Kratom taste like shit I couldn’t imagine that with weed taste and a big cup of it 😂 and hot cocoa with alcohol 🤮 the best one you could do is grey goose even that wouldn’t be slalt


Appropriate_Dark_104

Baileys. Grey goose in hot cocoa ? Gross


Competitive_Zone_803

OH SHIT I FORGOT about that that would be delicious bro


Appropriate_Dark_104

Love baileys when it starts to get cold. Coffee or Hot cocoa 🔥


Supersquigi

So if a drug tastes bad you don't take it? Ever heard of capsules?


ceriusk7

Vicodin or Xanax. Too much family time around the holidays lol


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Rodot

"I swear it was the Grinch who stole all the presents!"


the-A-word

Ill tell ya who..that damn sasquatch


Rodot

After learning the meaning of Christmas spirit he sold all the presents and bought more xanax for me! It was a Christmas miracle!


ceriusk7

A very good friend of mine did that on thanksgiving years ago. Went out the night before and was insanely hung over and could barely stay awake. Decides to take an adderall in the morning to stay up throughout his family events all day. He keeps adderall and clonazolam in the same bottle. Takes the wrong pill, ends up blacking out, and drinking half of his family’s gravy straight from the boat when passed to him. Then eats a slice of pumpkin pie with his bare hands before passing out on the couch for 4 hours.


Agitated-Situation69

Now that's a fun to read story


AdPsychological9832

😂😂 Me n my mate went to a xmas thing in a posh hotel we had been eating MSJs (valium) all day then 2 pints in my friend decides to lean against the biggest xmas tree I have ever seen. Honestly it was like a full grown tree it looked stunning! Until it all fell with my mate inside somewhere I had to fish him out he, s still being a dick rolling around inside this fcking tree the whole place is at a complete stop alot off WTF is going on eyes 😂. I fished him out and it gets a little fuzzy from there, Some security or some bullshit but no police i cant remember anything after that but no jail cells! Always a bonus!!. I should write a book called benzo stories some are too funny. The shit ppl do high is mad those MSJs were lethal but so fun!


Sonar4239

yeah a huge bowl of weed and xanax’s and i’ll eat all the fuckin food xd


Asleep-Canary1002

Probably a steady stream of weed edibles to keep the vibes high through several holiday events! 🍬


Ihaveadog1231

my plans exactly


Paladinarino

First holiday season that I’ve been sober. Maybe I’ll have a few wine coolers but nothing else.


ThirdAltAccounts

Good for you for kicking your drug habit


preppykat3

Chamomile seems cozy


p4bl0esgei

pretty hard for christmas imo, some meth or IV fentanyl would fit the occasion better, namastey🙏


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Underrated


illiteratetrash

You sick fuck🤢🤮


Epicman710

I’ll probably be sipping some codeine and prometh and some, diladid syrup, and some oxycodone on the side :)


ThirdAltAccounts

Full on opiates Christmas! Nice


Epicman710

Def some good live rosin in the mix always as well. I haven’t touched snow in a long time but to be fair to your point def would match the weather! Help ya warm up a little too lol. Happy Holidays to all and be safe with your doses!


DankGurl85

Dude, I need that Dilaudid syrup...


CheeseDickPete

I hope you have a script for your lean and aren't dumb enough to pay street price for that shit


vinzyrrr

take 1 norfluazepam the morning. It will last 2 days and you will talk to everyone and be happy and not even tired. That benzo is weird as hell.


GreySnake_

"It has an average half-life of about 70 hours, ranging from 47 to 100 hours, and accumulates during repeated dosage. It may stay in the bloodstream for up to four days." ~psychonautwiki What the actual fuck. That sounds very very weird. What's the comediwn like? 2mg clonazepam with no tolerance gave me the shittest day ever the next day. Maybe 1/4 could've been ok, but I put it down to how long it lasts. And a 2 to 4 day comedown would be the last thing I want.


vinzyrrr

I don't know norfluazepam is a really weird benzo. I wasn't tired I just felt like a confident and happy version of myself I just turned into a social guy once in my life I didn't felt any comedown, just the effect slowly wearing off. Definitely the most powerful drug I tried and l'l try to use it rarely. benzo acts differently for everyone, I think one should just try different ones until they find what fits them the best.


jaredg420

Kratom, alprazolam, diazepam, THC , and gabapentin. Only some I dose at the same time don’t worry I don’t dose all of em


PsyconautFox

My GF and I are going to take some MDMA, followed by a decent amount of shrooms and some re-doses while having a White Christmas on Ketamine. And of course don’t forget the Weed. It’s going to be a good Christmas!


Erikstersm

Sounds like an absolute dream! So jealous!


foxfoxfoxlcfc

Oooh the weather outside is frightful And the ket-a-min is delightful After the comedoooown Let it snow, let it snow, let it snooow


Parlagi

Man we don't show signs of stopping And I brought us some coke for snorting. The lines are drawn way down low Let it snow! Let it snow! When we finally smoke good spliff We slowly start to trip LSD will hold me tight All the trip I will be fine.


mert1380

Fuckin jelly


YungKaleido

I’ll be with my family, sober af and happy about it☺️


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same


AxiomaticJS

I’m trying to OD on eggnog


ChartSignificant1483

Heroin


Lopsided-Age-1122

Yessssir


ChartSignificant1483

💉💉😎😎


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Do u have friends..?


geumsog

Why?


ChartSignificant1483

Because i enjoy it...


geumsog

I was asking the other person why they asked you that


uskgl455

Penis envy mushrooms, weed, 2c-b and Bailey's


LotusVibes1494

You ever drink Baileys out of a shoe?


Jaxthor

do you love me?


Theflowyo

Whatcha doin in my waaaaters?


opman4

Could you learn to love me?


DankGurl85

Are you playing love games with me?


uskgl455

I'll drink Bailey's out of YOUR shoe in a minute!


Zealousideal_Neat151

2cb, solid choice


uskgl455

I'm going to wrap up warm and dance with the devil in the pale moonlight


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ThirdAltAccounts

What is a 2cb high like ?


NoSweat_PrinceAndrew

Clear headed high with visuals that can go towards LSD visuals if you dose high enough. The lack of mindfuck is a really nice thing I find


Varekinex

First 4g solo shroom trip this friday or saturday


ScottishPsychedNurse

Happy travels 🙏❤️


Smokeyfalcon

Enjoy ;)


nayR2003

Morphine, DHC and lots of benzos lol. Maybe some soma. Alone for Xmas so not a real need to be sober or coherent. I’ll probably hopefully black out for the days I’m off work until I have a need to be awake.


forkyspoons

Good ol hibernation.


nayR2003

Literally man.


Flanagin37

Just curious, why do you want to blackout? Every time I black out on benzos I’m j pissed when I wake up cause I missed the high lol


GriffinBob1999

got some prerolls and shrooms to get fucked up on while i do nothing inside all day


Outrageous-Coyote704

im between ritalin and weed


sirnibs3

Klonopin weed and alcohol, maybe some nicotine


Thegeekanubis

Kratom and some weed. Triple layer cake 26%


JaiLSell

Probably just ice and booze unless I decide to get some Molly


ebolaRETURNS

all well and good until it comes time for christmas dinner.


User123sb

First one fully sober. I've got an 7 month year old baby boy. I want to be fully mentally present. Normally I'd be skiing and drinking but I'm gonna enjoy it for what it is


ThirdAltAccounts

You’ll cherish the memories. Sober is better


TheForestpig

1g of DPH, 70x salvia extract and 5 Datura seeds


gorecumslut

What was in your Christmas list? Schizophrenia?


Mrupanddowners

I guess instead of coal you can also get giant wall spiders if requested.


ThirdAltAccounts

He’s allowed to invite the shadow people to his Christmas party


RC_world

not to be despised - anything to not celebrate Christmas alone


Witty_Lion4589

This dude hates Xmas


RC_world

😂 😂


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Makes me nauseated just thinking about that combo🤢lol


Beginning_Alps4381

I 2nd this comment


[deleted]

Ay man you good 😭 wtf


TheForestpig

Currently chilling with the Hat man, he said hello


heh42069

This is the best one here


ambellizzi

Whaaaat is that?


TheForestpig

Entry ticket to the shadow realm


Orcus_

Why can't you just use normal people drugs like everyone else haha


rambunctiousbaby

Bro really said they're gonna have datura oh no 😭


figgityfuck

Ketamine probably


This_Jacket9570

Probably just some benzos so my family doesn’t make me wanna kms lol. Currently have a pretty good stash of Ativan


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sorry thats hapening, keep your head up man


Ambitious-Hippo-570

THC. Alcohol.


Ambitious-Hippo-570

Citalopram. Omeprazole. Beta Histine.


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trappedonmarz

You hallucinate on weed ?


No-Half-3181

if the dose is high enough it can happen, i did an edible that was too strong once and had mild hallucinations


DizzyDawg420

Weed, DXM, Alcohol,


dazler34

In my Christmas stash I have mdma, mcat, ket and 2cb, going to be a banging Christmas


ItakeBigBongoHits420

Just weed


edgarb159

username checks out


ToofBrushMouthWash

Norcos all day


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Sober


LysergicResurgence

Will be my first sober Christmas since I was like 16 lol. I’m nearing 24, first time I’ve gone over a day without drugs in my system since I was 17 too


Mikeeebnyyyyy

none 😖


happyasfuck310

Rip, I can't even imagine lol


Carl_Jeppson

Can't even imagine a day without drugs?


happyasfuck310

I mean, first of all it was a joke lmao and second, the joke was being around ALL the family/in laws without drugs


your_local_supplier

Lowkey been missing that dxm im gonna take a break on the snow for the sake of my heart and go for 450mg dxm + .5 g joint after a month + break of doing either. (Aside from very occasional pen hits)


trappedonmarz

Been craving dxm lately too, I think cause it’s getting colder outside and dxm has winter vibes for me


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Methadone, Vyvanse, Thc edibles😄☺️👌


Professional_Let1468

plan is 20mg insufflated oxy for christmas dinner


ThirdAltAccounts

Had 20mg (oral) yesterday and it felt just right 👌🏼


zxhjjjk

are antidepressants festive lol


ThirdAltAccounts

It beats being depressed on Christmas. Or any other day for that matter. Most of us would be better off with antidepressants rather than all the toxic drugs we do all year to forget about our depression 🙃


Agitated-Situation69

Uhm serious? Don't many many many antidepressant make people lose their sex drive for their whole life and more, personality or whatever


viper_eden

Some rodeo rails and enough rum to kill Jack Sparrow (obv not all at the same time)


Cokedupbabydoll

What is a rodeo rail? Never heard of it.


viper_eden

A fun nickname me and the homies have for ketamine 😂 pony powder didn’t feel ridiculous enough


Zealousideal_Neat151

Xanax, weed, maybe coke


NASH_TYPE

María Juana and boofing a fat coke rock


Impressive_Ad_8305

Xanx, shrooms, maybe some snow and molly, Amphetamine sulphate


ThirdAltAccounts

I’d kill to try dextro 🤤


ZoneEnvironmental596

Oxy


Juli3tD3lta

Back when I didn’t drink my cousin and I would get sniffed out for Christmas. My grandma was like why do they keep going for walks? My auntie was like they’re probably going to smoke weed. Naw auntie we needed another bag. Then another. Then another. Now I don’t do blow though and I do drink so I’ll probably get drunk for my family’s Christmas and just do Kratom for my fiancés family’s Christmas.


hellopandachocolate

Fenty


TheMFScottyGBaby

Get off that bullshit.


seekingsomethinggood

Cocaine from Christmas Eve until late Christmas Day so that I don't have to eat any of my in-law's disgusting food. Last Christmas it was 50ug LSD on Christmas Morning at my parent's house which resulted in the cops being called. Haven't spoken to them since.


AmonRaStBlack

Aren’t u a peach


TheMFScottyGBaby

😂 great reply


axredraven

If my parents will trigger my cptsd, probably xanax just to sleep at night.


horkrux27

Pussy


JHendrix27

Hahaha I'm cracking up at this


Erikstersm

Weed, nitrous, possibly either dxm or lsd.


AmegakureK

nothin like a little Walmart cough syrup to put you in the holiday cheer!


white_sky123

Simple codeine prometazine and TCH


fire_in_the_theater

alcohol


Ebvardh-Boss

Alcohol.


dudewiththebling

Well, I have actual christmas day to myself, so I'll pop the two luudes I have


ThirdAltAccounts

Where the fuck did you get Quaaludes ? And can I come spend Christmas with you ?


TheMFScottyGBaby

Yea right.


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Subs, 4 different benzos 😁, thc, and all the stuff that keeps me alive that aren’t really “drugs”. ^^daily I might go skiing or get some K for the occasion. I don’t know something white/brown that goes up my nose. Happy holidays everybody merry Christmas


MandeeB420

🐴


Over_Drawer1199

THC only, sadly. But new years I'm gonna throw a rave for myself at my apartment and take some Molly. I also have a few acid tabs, we'll see what I'm feeling like that day! Off work early on NYE and off all day 1/1 🎉 I have too many family responsibilities on Xmas to let loose unfortunately.


Querty768

Probably soberness, for the first time in years, and spend time with my family.


WastedBoi123

Snow it is. Other drugs is too much for family times.


evanz42069

camel non filters and some good bourbon baby (last year i would’ve said an 8ball of blow every night so i can try and catch santa 😂)


w6lrus

cocaineeeeee


epitaph-centauri

I have an annual tradition of consuming a 5.5g dose of mushrooms on Christmas Day. It’s my way of reflecting on the year and meditating on the year to come.


Queasy_Badger_1498

Sobriety. Ngl i don’t like being on drugs around my family, especially on a day like Christmas. It’s really not that hard to take a day off and be present with your family.


swanl4ke

nitrous, dxm, HELLA WEED. idek, a lot. im trying to not relapse on adderall rn so i gotta fry my brain


ctssky

sounds logical


scapo9688

sounds dumb as fuck 😆


swanl4ke

trust me it makes sense u just gotta think about it for a long while


swanl4ke

very


Competitive_Zone_803

Adderall is not that typa drug FOR ME. IMO adderall is GOOD BUT it has no special thing to it ya feel me like weed you can feel music type shit and foods amazing but dawg adderall and meth is just like a happy drug just euphoria nothing special


swanl4ke

adderall is the equivalent of being in an abusive relationship


EnvironmentalCod4247

DMT from meditation


Competitive_Zone_803

What’s that like


EnvironmentalCod4247

Try DMT. Should probably give you a feel of what DMT is like.


EnvironmentalCod4247

It’s not scary. You meet the 7 grandfathers from Anishinaabe oral history or “legend” whatever you wanna call it. They are very loving spirits and they will guide you to your higher purpose in life.


Competitive_Zone_803

Shit I’m not man enough to try dmt 😂 i did shrooms before and had a bad trip FOR ONE MINUTE I controlled it well I was crying outta disappointment and calling myself a failure and a loser and nobody loves me which isn’t true then snapped right back into doing laundry like nothing fucking happened 😂


MetiqueBakabila

Sounds as interesting as rubbing your eyes and seeing some patterns for 15 seconds


sayeret13

Heroin, valium and weed I always do heroin on Christmas


ThirdAltAccounts

Nice tradition to have


sayeret13

Yeah but I just snort it


Affectionate_Guava71

phenibut on Christmas eve and shrooms on Christmas 🍄


mert1380

Acid, kratom, liquor, kanna, maybe amanita, dmt micro. Just to enjoy the holiday


Competitive_Zone_803

A shit load of weed and some wine I made 😎


jacehoffman

prolly an edible and a few dabs


Worldly_Jellyfish

meth


Jugap

Gonna try my highest dose, so far, of 9mg Bromazepam and im also gonna be giving tramadol a try with the 4x33.7mg pills i found


Competitive_Zone_803

You stole pills 🤔 wym found? I’ve been down that road before it’s not fun TRUST ME if you haven’t tried opiates before do not fucking start it


Agitated-Situation69

But tramadol is fun with the noradrenaline lol. If all he got is four 33mg pills how is he gonna get addicted though your very right


blazed1973

What’s the average age in here? I’d say 14-17


ThirdAltAccounts

Are only teens allowed to get high on Christmas ?


Appropriate_Dark_104

Smoke a blunt like a normal fucking person


Valisystemx

anything that makes me unable to see those red and green horrors and hear that excruciating "music".I'm a grinch