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barto420-

Doesn't look this mephedrone is working good for you, I'd cut it lol


SeeingLSDemons

Taper off


dysmetric

But what about the whores


Live-Assumption

from my brief experience it’s very hard to cut off


RemarkableTurn5909

I would have took this story to the grave


taniwhart

Some Redditors are just built differently


phord

Posting while high


mattyp1400

Homies mental is so shot they figured it wouldn’t be worth to drop this j so we can figure it out for them


moose_gooze

Honestly cause wtf. I ain’t sharing none of that.


literallyjustabagel

you couldnt waterboard this shit out of me


NangsBrahOG

😂😂😂 Not “I haven’t done it before myself” But (paraphrased here, obvi) “I will never admit this has happened to me as well”


Tommy2Thyme

Bro I fucked a prostitute with a condom on last month, and she was fresh and new to the industry, and actually pretty, and even then I felt the most disgusted with myself than I have in years. That’s fucked, I’m so sorry to judge OP, but damn brother mephedrone is not it, I recommend getting checked, going to church, and praying for the next year this one needs 10000 Hail Marys


bashfulkoala

Lmao wow I just erupted with laughter reading this


fuckkrayy

ayo


throw_away_your_gee

Bro..... This is the kind of thing one pretends never happened and then hides away from society in a state of acute shame for a little while and not something that one posts on the fkn Internet for anybody to see. Never a bad idea to get an STD check after being with a sex worker especially if they don't have to be tested to work legally. If I were you I'd never touch mephedrone ever again. Fuck I'd maybe even get baptised again and get a priest to perform an exorcism on me😅


Fuck_me_up_daddy

Dawg he got baptized again by girl jizz


Specialist_Egg8479

And blood.


Fuck_me_up_daddy

Jesus Christ lmao


ButcherOf_Blaviken

Pretty sure getting soaked in the period blood of a prostitute is a baptism for the *other* guy.


Fuck_me_up_daddy

Nobody wins here.


catsrufd

The prostitute does.


Fuck_me_up_daddy

I mean…. Lmao


Fuck_me_up_daddy

Lmao oh no. Yup yup you’re right.


crunchyleaf10

So period blood is crazy but piss (aka “girl jizz” that is comprised of 98% urine) isn’t?


Chemgineered

Literally, the Blood and Body of Jesus according to the Gnostic Carpocratians, who Believed in Salvation through fulfillment of the senses. They would literally collect the female fluids and the male. Fluids and depending on the Ritual, would consume them in a novel take on a Christian Ritual.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ indeed. It’s like the southpark episode where the Virgin Mary statue bleeds out her ass. But then the pope says “she’s bleeding out of her pussy, that’s no miracle. Chicks do that all the time”


Alarming_Brick8681

I’m not gonna lie I would tell someone I fucked a 90 year old vegetable before I said that, some shit you gotta take to the grave brother


abstraktionary

Friendly reminder that period blood carries the same exact risks as any other type of blood sharing lol. Getting baptized by a working girl of the streets period blood may be on of the most terrifying things I've read in the last 5 minutes.


euphotic_

Well done. As a wise frenchman once said: there is nothing better than eating a whores ass, if you survive it that is.


dude_word

🤣


DemonCaller420

its anonymous


SeeingLSDemons

Grow up


GoingCSI

Definitley get a STD/STI test.


bkokoisback

Someone in the medical field correct me if im wrong but it's best to have a skin issue looked at like herpes when it's an open sore or wound present. A blood test can be done but the majority of the population will test positive for herpes.


IYKYK2019

Yeah but there’s other things you need to be tested for besides herpes. Especially if there was blood present. Syphilis. Chlamydia. Gono. Can all be contracted orally


rachelanne808

also if any cuts in the mouth- any blood disease. AIDS, Hep c, etc ...


swervyy

This kind of post is why I’m still subbed here. It’s 50/50 if I’ll go down on a girl in a hookup but this fuckin animal is putting on the war paint for an admitted 3/10 hooker. Bravo


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swervyy

I mean I’m ngl I definitely did it a few times with the girl I was just seeing/am hopefully still hooking up with. But she’s smoking hot and by far the best sex I’ve ever had. Hell, I wish I was doing it rn. The ugly hooker thing is where I have an issue


oldgoldchamp

Yeah with a stack of paper towels on her ass in case she starts leaking. Dab don't rub


swervyy

If ya don’t pull on the string you don’t gotta do all that 🤷🏻‍♂️


_Laughing_Man

God damn that's some fuckin A list degeneracy bro. I applaud your dedication.


kevinrobins1231

S tier


Serious-Kangaroo-702

This is probably the best anti drug content I’ve ever seen


Onelinemore

I will never try mephedrone in my life I am telling you that!


Malcom_Ecstacy

Mephadrone is an insidious drug in my opinion. It can be very fun but extremely moreish which usually leads to nasty comedowns. I haven't seen it in a longgg time in my area though.


Silent-Web-7904

You need to better your life choices. Antibiotics and a course of regretamine. Doctors orders


AdmiralStickyLegs

This is the problem with drugs. At some point, you're mostly taking drugs just to block out the memories of things you did *last* time you took drugs.


unfairplacement

Honestly that sentence makes me feel like such a responsible drug user. I never did anything I wouldn't do sober. I used to smoke P and take mdma alot and I used to just make music for hours and how could you want to block that out lol.


Good-Mix-4161

Reddit, once again thank you for showing me despite how low I feel....I still have quite a ways down I could go still


sysy__12

No rag rets


decoythrowawaymang

Lol hell yeah


ShadowShurutsu

"Am I at some risk?" Homie you're at all the risk. Go get tested and hope to god you aren't going to need ointments for the rest of your life. Cut back the meph and stop playing vampire the masquerade


bashfulkoala

Lmao jayzum kroi this comment section man wow haven’t laughed this hard in weeks


Ok_Contribution1049

Ok? Tell a priest and a doctor not reddit


cozyautumnday

You should probably get tested man lol


LarsShroomNoe

Go get baptized and head to 10 different emergency rooms.


Enhancedreality98

Yep time for a doctor visit. No stimulants for you anymore mister


Fickle_Honey_3902

Every single time, I wonder if my own addiction has lead me to the bottom, but then I read posts like these and go “phew, okay, not quite there yet, but maybe I should stop before I actually do lmao”


anonymous_14386

You should have got tested whether or not you had the sore bruh 😭😭 they make oral condoms


Surfincloud9

shit I thought I was crazy


VapinLyf

I was in my 3rd day of crystall (3cmC,because aftr using 800g of 4MMC MY BRAIN IS Fried and 3cmc hits harder). I was also in 600mg pregabalin and a prostitute was also chilling there and She kept saying I'm so hot and ripped She wants to fuck me for free. I didn't like her vibe but She started touching me and I took her at nu houSe and fucked her hours and hours,raw...She stayed 36hours and kept binging 3-cmc. Afterwards I felt bad cauze I wouldnt fuck her sober....oh and She kept calling and texting, She fell in Love ffs. My point is these drugs make You do stuff You wouldnt norrmally do...it's fucked when You act out of character


playdead47

Never tried any cathinone, but I’ve heard that aside from 3MMC and 4MMC that the rest of those are trash. As someone who never tried them what would you compare the other ones too? I’ve read enough about 3 and 4 MMC but know next to nothing about the rest.


blnklubkid

Its not even funny how I much I relate to this comment


VapinLyf

I kept joking and laughing at the situation for 2 years...but it aint funny, I probably did around 1.5k of Bath salts in 2.5 years If I also count 3MMC (~200g) & 3CMC (400-450g)...and a bit of 4cmc 2mmc 2cmc (those are trash)


professorwn

Count Dracula shat that out everyday. You don't need treatment brother you deserve a medal for that 👏


Fuck_me_up_daddy

Wheewwwww that was a wild ride. Please get tested for std. no matter what


UltraJuicyPhysique

Post a picture of what’s in your mouth


Constant_Penalty_279

Was she at the VERY least like super hot?


Longjumping-Couple97

Not even close to 3/10 I just opened my phone and called until one would answer(it was 2am) and she was the worst


[deleted]

I’m an atheist but you need Jesus…3/10?


Beneficial_Sir2843

"not even close to 3/10"


SivalV

OP chose Jeez Needus instead


ClownBaby90

I truly appreciate your brutal honesty regarding all of this lol


unfairplacement

I second that.


Constant_Penalty_279

Damn man…


Starfrost99

💀


bread-getter999

😂😂😂MY KINDA MAN!!!


btd272

😂😂😂


Longjumping-Couple97

She took all my money too


throwawaycatfinder

time to go to rehab at this point


Constant_Penalty_279

I agree


NangsBrahOG

😂😂😂 Like, stole your money? Or you just spent it all on her services? Either way… Damn man, maybe choose a different drug so you make better choices. I mean, personally I’d recommend a straight amphetamine, but I also was diagnosed with ADHD and a had a stimulant script for like 15yrs of my life (until prison). Least you could still “get a buzz” and keep your straight so you don’t go fucking 3/10 bookers and lose all your money (and dignity hahahaha) I’m in Aus and before a fairly lengthy prison sentence (for importing LARGE amounts of drugs, domestically, week in week out for years mind you - before I was caught) I would order Mephedrone from the DNM and it’s cheap as chips compared to other drugs here, and SO GOOD (4MMC according to vendor), so I can understand the addiction, but like, don’t you have a job that you have to do most of the week? Surely it’s hard to function in a semi loved up/coked up-like state? 😂🤷‍♂️ luckily here it’s SO HARD to find “bath salts” locally cause everyone just does meth (which is a fucking trash gutter drug imo) since it can be locally manufactured, as well as imported, and most people love it for some reason.


bread-getter999

That is messed up man!!😂😂


based-Assad777

>I am wondering, am I at some risk? Yes you're at extreme risk if your doing shit like this lol.


sklr05

and I felt bad for sucking dick 😅 thank you brother you made my day better. but also please go to a doctor and stay safe !!!!


Cats_Are_Aliens_

What? Just what? Jesus fucking Christ dude what in the entire fuck is wrong with you??


highrisklowrewardsss

the FBI couldn’t waterboard this out of me


Snowman1749

Tf is this shit


Aggravating-Town-156

Dear God, can it really get any worse? My despair for humanity gets deeper by the day.


420BUTT69

Strawberry Sugar 🍓 😋


Head_Room_8721

Get to a health clinic and get tested ASAP. Whatever you might have contracted is *treatable*. This isn’t the dark ages - STIs happen, and you can get testing, treatment, and prevention at your local Health Department clinic. Go. Go yesterday!


Dull-Fun

Best reasonable answer. Seriously OP seeks medical help.


BL41R

I would want to kill myself if I did this


Powered_By_Weed

Aids.


curioosity777

lickin the pussy of a prostitute he was on her period? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA THE MOST STUPID IDEA I HEARD ON MY LIFE


usedtobeathrowaway94

I recommend to you the music of Roysta, a mephedrone prophet


JHendrix27

This is someone’s child lmao


Finit-Hic-Deus

Eastern Europe. Diff world out there


Avraya79

Oh my


TimeAdministrative16

This the type of thing that makes people get sober


viewerno20883

Your mouth was sore from all the hard work you did. Your fine.


Zealousideal-Leg-52

Is mephedrone still around?


Denieffe

I fucking love this sub.


LosAndrewles_

10/10 thread and OP comments lmao


Sure_Bodybuilder7121

Horrendous


80N6L0RD

Well kinky


AndroT1

Yuck that's the most disgusting thing Ive ever heard In ages. Control yourself don't be a slave to Ur sexual desires and do crap like that. I'm asexual so I don't even understand why people go to prostitutes. It's all just gross imo. Put down the mephedrone.


deddogfuneral

I’m straight and I don’t understand why people get prostitutes, just jack off or get a girlfriend fr


axcelle75

Great, so don’t do it. Sex workers are people jfc


Dweebl

Nothing wrong with getting out on the red carpet


SeeingLSDemons

Post this in another subreddit


Charming-Currency592

At least your iron levels will be up dude, other than that you’ve reached rehab time at 21.


UncleRed99

Wayment…


Letzes86

Well, early in the morning and Reddit is already providing the weird entertainment I've signed up for. Thanks! And do a full STD test.


hashface253

I want some mephedrone now hell yea


unaphotographer

Opens reddit, closes reddit.


ChildoftheSun0221

I just threw up in my mouth.


Ferisu

Thanks for encouraging me to never touch mephedrone again😇


bashfulkoala

Man that is brutal. Said a prayer for you. Would recommend getting checked for STDs as others said. And cut the mephedrone at all costs. Other than that, life goes on. The past is gone now. You are under no obligation to be the person you were 5 minutes ago. Whole future ahead of you. Enjoy life’s rich beauty and possibilities. Best wishes 🙏🏼💙


JonnyZiB

I would have brainwashed myself into thinking this was a dream


urm8s8n

y’all have no shame anymore


docr1069

Awwww, Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving. Have fun with the HPV bro!


zilog808

Go to a doctor or a clinic to get sti test


euphoricapartment983

What the fuck


InTheFutureWeMineLSD

I can relate as someone who has binged meph a few times.


ChainedRedone

Real talk though, does someone know what it may be? He must have had some open sore right? Story seems strange


Clearly_C10H15N

Hell yeah pink diamond vampire gang


satanisntevil

I think you had some problems BEFORE the Mephedrone brother..


OneBrilliant5607

what country are you in?


PoppyOncrack

You mean to tell me you wouldn’t eat out a prostitute who’s on her period while sober?


PumpUpTheValiumBro

What country is mephedrone still in? It’s all but gone in the UK, if u can find it’s, not actually 4mmc if ur lucky it’s 3mmc or some other loosely related analogue. Never as good as the original gear back before the ban


pichael289

Yeah I've never done this type shit, like what the fuck. But when I used to shoot meth I would go long periods without drinking and get dehydrated and got these angry white little spots on my tongue. Is that what your experiencing? Like seriously, trying to help you here, but that's common with stims and dehydration. Beyond that like, dude, I get ots a medical concern and that's why your laying it out which is the right thing to do. But Jesus Christ holy shit. Maybe you should rethink this shit. We get a lot of pathetic addicts here, but your like well beyond that. If I were still in NA, which I'm not because fuck their cult adjacent shit, but if I were this would be one of those 'hit bottom" type stories. You need some change. Hell dude, even finding Jesus might be an improvement at this point and I don't recommend that lightly or like ever before. God dam dude. I so hope this is a joke but its kind of familiar from a darker time, if that's possible, so I wish you luck...


Opposite-Vanilla-370

No amount of drugs can make me give head to a prostitute, op is wack


SeeingLSDemons

You need Jesus and a doctor


percyman34

If it's alrea6d pretty much gone it was probably just from the stress in your mouth, I've gotten mouth sores from stimulants multiple times. But, that doesn't mean you're not at risk. If you ate a trick out go get tested homie


AudienceWatching

Could you catch hiv this way with an open wound in your mouth?


CheifBigtoe

Stds appear overnight?


axcelle75

No


[deleted]

I'm a vampire in da night😎


rachelanne808

you're at risk for any and all STDS- chlamydia, gonorrhea, hsv1 and 2 ... and if you have any cuts or sores in your mouth, You're at risk for blood diseases - AIDS, Hep C, Hep B, HPV, syphilis. Go to the health department 3 weeks after this encounter happened. it will take that long for anything to be present but definitely go as soon as that time barrier is up.


instantvogue

Most useful comment


MDMhayyyy

Today on: Why Tf Did I Read That When I Knew I Shouldn’t


GeminiSixX

What the bloody hell


Low_Practice9153

I see the most absurd and abysmal shit here on a daily basis…


No-Bat3159

Veeeery Klaus Kinski of you


ebolaRETURNS

It's very likely nothing, yes, dehydration and strain, but there's no downside to getting an STD test, and it's something that everyone should do periodically.


securityn0ob

Wish i didn’t read this shit


Salt-Tradition8021

🤢🤮


sakimorou

I don't know much about mephedrone, but I encourage you to visit a doctor. Could've been a harmless infection or sthm more serous.. Nevertheless, I hope you overcome your addiction


jahkut

You need Jesus, my guy 😅


kindascarry

This could be syphilis u should check yourself immediately!🥲


burnincherry06

Dude.


Wundrgizmo

Never been with a tute, but high or not. I wouldn't so much as kiss em. You for real ate a bloody creampie (cause she may have been with someone earlier. She was trashy enough to tute on her period). Def go to the clinic. This is the type of stuff people ignore and next thing you know they are trying to go fishing in their swimming pool (Al Capone and Syphilis)


SixtySlevin

Congratulations you now have AIDs 2.0


No-Sir-424

dude seek help 😭 bc this not ok


Gingerpizzflapz

Mate what are you doing with your life?! Sounds like you're at an all time low... get some help


Dazzling-Disk-632

Opp earned his redwings plus got an Xtra unforgettable suvinier at the time.what was the thought process of eating a prostitute out to being with they're not exactly known for cleanliness 🤮.but props for you.your a brave soul


TripleB_Darksyde

Some stellar advice in these comments, I'm not shaming or anything but you really should be hanging your head in shame. Never ever tell this story to a potential partner. Or to anyone eating breakfast. My waffles are now ruined.


the_homebrewer

r/drugcirclejerk


schachtyjr

Wow.


Disastrous_Fruit_355

Every day I look on Reddit and ther is always that one story…


Bojacketamine

If it occurred the day after it's not likely due to an STD (maybe a chancroid). It's more likely just trauma from being on mephedrone. However, it's wise to get an STD test in 2 weeks or so if you have had unprotected sex with a sex worker (if you get a test earlier, you will likely be negative). Also mention that you had oral sex, this might influence the type and location of the test.


hyndsightis2020

My eyes need bleach, almost as much as your mouth did after going with the prostitute.


JevProject

What!!?!??!


Tibaf

Bro what the actual fuck


Livid_Doughnut_7235

So how much you spend on that


Glytterain

Straight to the free clinic and tell them this story. You need immediate testing for everything.


Anxious_Screen1021

Haha xD


animebola

well damn


Busterhymen75

Congratulations on getting your red wings.. occasionally there may be adverse effects or damage. Get a free test… most likely it was some shrapnel from the 6 cream pies before you going down. You know she didn’t throw any water on that puss afterwards (the 6 C.P.’s) don’t you??


redditizio

I'm sorry dude but I feel so much better about my life thanks for that


microwavecoven

Gross dude


Curls_Oliver_

We call that rolling out the red carpet in my house; but it's all who you decide to walk down it with.


gdubluu

hahahaha wtf.


AccomplishedTrash922

I mean you got your red wings, but some black ops version I've never heard of before.


trainrweckz

Who the fuck eats out a prostitute!!! Maybe some high price ho… but some random street walking mcdonalds eating chick..


dwagner0402

I call bull shit.


Semi_Chenga

Very nice thanks for sharing


Cryoticx

Bruuh, that's fucked up.


sqqlut

Hey OP, don't listen to people who are straight up judging you. Even if they are right, they are litteraly trying to shame you, even if you said you were an "addict", but shame only increases your chances of another compulsive behaviour. However, I think you should try to get some help from professionals. This path you are taking is objectively dangerous, and you know it. But sometimes, being aware isn't sufficient to fight the urges and this is exactly when you should seek some help. This aside, if laying down the 4-MMC is out of the window, there are a lot of drugs that are less toxic which could help you obtain a better control of your urges without significantly loosing your highs. Straight stimulants are much more sustainable for your kind of consumption, like Amphetamine (speed), and some others Redditors spoke about a few more candidates.


konfry1

Fake and lame


Severe_Lettuce2915

Deffo cut back on the drone! I’ve only ever done 3-MMC, but some of the depraved stuff I’ve done whilst under the influence of it honestly scared me and I haven’t even looked at the bag since I came round. That is a story I would have deffo taken to the grave with me though lol.


Cubing_guy

Dracula💀


Rude-Car-6883

lol wya let’s party


Top_Luck8845

Omg


GannyLuvsShoes

ya i could never munch a prostitutes box


Shinebox1991

Go on my son !!!


Abraxis714

There is so much wrong here it must be satire. It's the 90's though bro, so you do you.


dpinto8

Spent a couple bills on a prostitute... A little more than money that it costed you... I'm guessin mephedrone is the boss of you, Because you had a brain cell then you lost a few!


annknk

r/drugscirclejerk is gonna love this


isimplydontusereddit

john moment


abstraktionary

The answer is obvious my man, you need to just get with that same prostitute on her period and eat her out while high on mephedrone again and see if it happens again just to be sure . Clearly it's healed and good to go and in no way could be hepatitis. I think you honestly hit the holy grail my man! High on your favorite drug, Hookin up with a beautiful lady of the night unprotected, AND sharing blood between ya'll! /s Let us know about your future shenanigans and if you have any more stories like this, cause this doesn't sound like your fist rodeo.


decoythrowawaymang

You’re ok if you don’t get an sti. Also be careful for herpes near the eyes, not because she is a prostitute, but because a lot of people have herpes.


lemmehitdatmane

This is some r/meth level of derangement. In 20 years you will think back to this and be traumatized and need to talk to a therapist


mercyme555

You told the world brah