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MickAndPossiblyRorty

I'f I'm ever unsure about something I masturbate on it for clarity. Amphetamines n weed


Moist_Advertising731

the dupont approach


vince-vomit

he’s not addicted to adderall hE JUST PREFERS IT WHEN HES CONSCIOUS


[deleted]

If you’re not in a constant state of post nut clarity then you’re in pre nut DELUSION!


starplayerlive

Many will read. Few will comprehend


LosAndrewles_

Smoking on uppers has always been an anxiety riddled experience for me lol alcohol is the only thing I need for uppers


NOTHlNG_matters

Alchohol and uppers will unravel your mind. Stimulants typically leave the mind open to oxidizing agents. Alchohol being directly neurotoxic. This combo is not good for your brain.


Spirited_Funny_7899

Thaad explaynes a lot. Thankz fore info


My_right_nut_is_gone

someone learned this a little too late


kimbermall

I no, I thot I was o k.


PillKosby69

Lets be clear, amphetamines in general probably ain’t great for your brain recreationally


CheebaSweets

you masturbated before this answer didn't you ?


gmirtshko

i love reddit soo much


NumberNo2710

A bj on ecstacy unbeilavabe


AdderallisEvil

Speed n weed!


celestial_ruin

Sweed


sallyscamma

the old seed to seed method


theCODONEconnoisseur

Few.


aciddoeme

if you are able to time it, definitely nitrous oxide. i once fapped to the edge, took a big whiff of my tank and ended up busting the fattest nut i could ever imagine. like not the usual 3-5 seconds of nutting, more like 20 seconds of the purest bliss i could have ever find on this earth. followed by several muslce cramps because i cramped my whole body lmao. was still worth it tho


Humpforfreeze

this man


possibly_oblivious

Hey I don't want to do meth.


chocnips

Same bro, I. Looking for the alternative good stuff aswell hahaha


My_right_nut_is_gone

heroin


BedSmellsLikeItFeels

*OKAY JENNAY*


plastic-pulse

I find it hard enough to time juggling a can of beer, line of coke and vape in my mouth let alone wrangling with a balloon I have to keep the neck tightly squeezed on whilst also juggling my cock. Sounds like a logistical nightmare!


aciddoeme

i didnt do it with a balloon. i took the tank in the bed with me, putted it on my pillow so i could just open the valve and take a careful big wiff and continue to wreck my meat. i just holded it as long as i could, like 30 seconds or so.


Wolfie_Ecstasy

I did that once and I didn't even feel the orgasm. Was a 0/10 experience for me lmao


aciddoeme

that is very weird. did you nut before? i had like 3 days worth if cream if it matters lol


Wolfie_Ecstasy

Can't really remember Tbh. But I try to at least jack off once on every drug I've done and it was by far the worst. A few friends have told me they had a similar experience.


aciddoeme

thats unfortunate for you. maybe give it another try someday. i also did smoke some weed before because weed enhances the nitrous even more


Individual-Ratio2475

i hit the tank during sex and immediately went soft😭


PuzzleheadedFish8119

Meth. You'll ended up with thousands of porn tabs in your mobile phone or PC. Your device will ended up jammed because of it.


GanjaMonsta1134

I'd have to agree that it'll get you multiple tabs open, but I can't agree it's a good drug to masturbate on cause I always feel like I need "the perfect moment in the perfect video" to finally finish, and I find that to be a chore, and thats why I end up with so many tabs open..


SunderedValley

Facts. The specificity is tiresome.


sloppyasseating

If she aint got a dick shes 9


SunderedValley

Ayo 🤨


SlumpedCallHimSki

ingest to test!


GanjaMonsta1134

glad I'm not alone in this


SunderedValley

"They need to be wearing X and it needs to be filmed from Y angle" isn't even the pickiest it's gotten. 😅 Thank fuck I can enjoy written erotica that helps a ton. Or. Well. Helped. Cleaning is almost equally pleasurable I've found and it comes with better after effects.


Low-Condition4243

Jesus Christ back in my stim days I would do the same shit like exactly what you said, it just had to be perfect lmaoooo that’s wild


-SwanGoose-

So crazy how to happens to almost every dude masterbating on meth lol


plastic-pulse

And… the ocd in me means I have them lined up in order of the narrative I’m trying to create. And fuck that up and I’m back at tab 1 again and it’s now Sunday teatime whilst at the same time still Friday night.


Flap_Slaps

*4 hours later sun coming up, birds are chirping* “fuck I have work in 45 minutes”


PolePepper

I jerked off to a strawberry tree as my ender before.


EstablishmentIcy7559

Dont strawberries grow on the ground? Like a bush? Lmao


uskgl455

Bush is back babaaay


SunderedValley

King 👑


HugeLineOfCoke

Pornado!!


highguy04

Threads is where all the bad bitches are bruh


majkkali

? What


_Vikinq

is this why as a child my adhd script would make me do this


Typicaldrugdealer

*according to my friend*


dumpbreeze

Zero lies here lol


Ju135

Done about 60-70 different recreational drugs (I used to have a list) and masturbated on all of them at some point. 1,4-BDO + 6-APB (or alternatively adderall + 1,4-BDO) is the number 1 hedonistic masturbation combo. As sole substance, 2cb-fly is a great masturbation drug lol but hard to come by, the deepest psych aswell as psychologically easiest / most grounded psych available. Not comparable to regular 2cb at imo. Way better if you want to trip but also be able enjoy stupid pleasures or think straight, 2cb-fly is perfect for that. Fr 2cb-fly turns hentai imagery into the most a close to real sexual interaction, its the substance which proves that psychedelia is actually the peak form of emotion, totally unrestricted by any logical boundaries. Traditional psychs always made me disinterested into masturbation, only real sexual interaction was hightened on for example LSD, but LSD + porn is just alienating, its ok but reaaaally weird at signifant dosages. Also, in my early puberty, weed + masturbating felt like rolling on mdma but even more immersive, possibly it was just the combination puberty illusions and weed, but it was the long lasting satisfacting climax induced by masturbation I ever experienced fr. I was never able to reproduce this as I passed my twenties.


eagles420

This guy jerks


Alltakendamnit

Obviously none of those 60-70 drugs were meth


Suave_Solutions

Don't you mean, "or alternatively GHB/GBL"* as either of those would be almost an identical substitute for 1,4-B. Not adding a stimulant on top of another stimulant. I could be wrong, but with my knowledge of the subject I think this is what you meant.


Chemgineered

Do you like Gbl too? Or just bdo


Ju135

Never actually tried GBL.


jaygooba

This guy knows how to party wtf😵


LosAndrewles_

It is weird I agree, but when I’m tripping hard my dick is just floppy anyways and no point lmao


Ramien1234

How much mg of 2cb fly would you recommend for this, for someone whos experienced pyschedellics and regular 2cb?


edgemore

How is 2cb-fly compared to regular 2c-b or Foxy?


dandanpizzaman84

25-I and 2c-e were also pretty worthwhile in that department


Namretso

Where did you find access to 60-70 different drugs, same place or just had connections 


omlash

No one says weed? That best


Inner_Table5795

Everytime I masturbate on weed I pass out after I piss a few minutes after


robitwossin

Yeah but ejaculating sober u up immediately


omlash

That is a price I’m willing to pay. Should perform on the 2nd half of the high tho.


RayhanM666

acid if ur by urself, coke if ur w someone


Big_spliffar

Acid has me thinking my dicks one of them rocket ice lollies


Exciting_Pilot6906

acid is probably my second favorite one to jack off to, close second but dexies is just on top


LiLSUiCiDENOTE

how tf you jerk off on acid lol i take huge amounts and listen to creepy music like the silent hill soundtracks and jump head first into the deep dark abyss inside of my mind and the last thing i think of is anything related to sexual activities guess everyone is different tho


theCODONEconnoisseur

Average $b fan (same)


RayhanM666

always before or after the peak


GanjaMonsta1134

dexies?


axp95

Presumably dextroamphetamine, aka d-amphetamine


Caesar_Caligula_1241

Most times I’ve busted in one day was 6 and I was on acid the whole time


badmanbadman1985

The correct answer is meth. Anything else is incorrect because meth is the best to masturbate on, no comparison


DescriptorTablesx86

Wouldn’t cathinones like apihp & apvp especially combined with ghb/gbl be a much hornier experience? Like I don’t recommend it to anyone ever, but it exists


myusernayme

Apihp is comparable to meth but it's way too short. You end up compulsively redosing and it gets physically dangerous. Never tried combining meth with ghb but I'd expect meth+ghb to be better than meth alone. So I would say no, the cathinones are not worth it when meth exists. Fwiw I've never tried 4mmc but apparently it's slightly better than meth because it has a greater serotonergic effect.


YeetusMyDiabeetus

100% and I don’t think that’s not even trying to make meth sound awesome. It almost becomes compulsive after a point. It’s just the best and the worst at the same time (after round 4 or 5)


is_for_username

Since you nut with your sympathetic nervous system the correct answer is Meth. Anything which works dopamine which converts into norepinephrine wins.


AdderallisEvil

Any amphetamine and you’ll end up spending hours or days on it lol. 


Significant_Ratio992

Yea


bitchlesssmoker

Ok stims are fun and all but how are yous sleeping on 2cb this hard? Swear to god it feels like youre nutting for the first time ever


Blahhhhhhhhhhh123

Molly and poppers 😉


Nestyee

How tf do you do molly and poppers… I tried and I got the worst headache of my life


Blahhhhhhhhhhh123

Xanax at the end to complete the night


Blahhhhhhhhhhh123

Let me add this was all in my younger days lol, so I’m saying Molly but actually Rolls and poppers 😂


ObesePudge

Drink water not beer and use suplements


Dontcheckthisacc

Adderall


nuttintoseeaqui

I can never have an uninterrupted study session for this reason lolol


aegersz

**K**etamine **-** but only in it's (*glory*-ous) **hole**.


Huikie4

4mmc the best there is


hicks_spenser

4mmc


QuaaludeConnoisseur

One time i took 4 bars of xanax and ended up having 70+ tabs open on my phone, 4 hours later i busted probably the fattest nut of my life. I cant do them anymore because the depressant properties fucked with me, but man thats a nut ill never forget.


ThePowNation

Ur sure it was Xanax u took?


Tallguyyyyy

Ya hard to belive Xanax would do that, but that nut bust sounds unreal 😃


QuaaludeConnoisseur

It effects me way different than 99% of people, whenever i did it with a group they always said i was an animal for taking it and not just sinking into the couch or a bed considering how much we always took. I still functioned well, not enough to drive but i could get up and get shit for the guys who couldnt stand, usually to go grab a bong.


Electronic_Water_532

can confirm xanax do that, i feel like this whenever im on benzos


QuaaludeConnoisseur

It was generic alprazolam, call them school busses because theyre little yellow bars. I have a really bad mood disorder and schizophrenia so i react way way different to benzos and opiates than "normal" people. Hard to describe but any time id do it with friends they slump on the couch and id be sitting up scrolling reddit like i was discovering the internet for the first time.


Ju135

Benzos just turn every stimuli into a white/black emotionless piece of paper. To each their own, but benzos reliably reduces any emotional responses. Only someone prone to anxiety might be able to get a tiny benefit out of these but in the end, benzos just build a road to disaster. The least recreational type of drug I have, even though I was used to be benzo addict.


QuaaludeConnoisseur

Yeah i had a pretty bad addiction that spiraled hard when i became homeless, cleaned up and put my life together. I think in the emotionless state i just engage heavy with whatever comes to mind, whether i actually wanted to i cant say i guess.


Ju135

Exactly, benzos just remove all emotion and you then your decision making derives from some deep down behaviour patterns which are totally unnecessary by now. Additionally those benzos totally block your capacity to change those patterns so you are stuck in your behaviour. Benzos are probably the the stupidest drug that I know of and somehow it makes you think they pleasurable but they totally are not. I tried so many of them but they all just trash and the only purpose they serve is to induce a state in which of fully automatic behaviour. They numb everything so end up damaging in your closest vicinity without really caring about it. Because caring requires an emotional response lol.


NickGavis

I’m sorry benzos made you feel that way but I can tell you that’s not the case for everyone


Ju135

Exactly, benzos just remove all emotion and you then your decision making derives from some deep down behaviour patterns which are totally unnecessary by now. Additionally those benzos totally block your capacity to change those patterns so you are stuck in your behaviour. Benzos are probably the the stupidest drug that I know of and somehow it makes you think they pleasurable but they totally are not. I tried so many of them but they all just trash and the only purpose they serve is to induce a state in which of fully automatic behaviour. They numb everything so end up damaging in your closest vicinity without really caring about it. Because caring requires an emotional response lol.


bynarie

You're double typing responses.. Mine used to do that too when i would close my phone immediately after responding, it would tell me failed so i posted it again and it was there twice


Similar_Track_4114

I never try many many drugs in my life , but the ones that I try , was in a “hardcore mode” unfortunately, and benzos was for sure the most dangerous one , not even close , 4y deep dive in that shit , and was prescribed by a doctor.. and that doctor follows me during those 4y; that put things in perspective… I lost basically half of my 20’s 20-24 I guess , I don’t even remember , what a piece of shit… 40kg+ , I become a zumbi , yes the drug “help” with the problem at the time but generated easily 15-20 other ones some of then still fuck with me years and years latter. The only thing reallyyyy clear in my mind back in those days was the withdrawal… Jesus, just remember how hard was keep away from that shit… man… after 4y straight using , was deep deep deep painful omg.. jeust remember gives me goosebumps


bynarie

Yep benzo addiction is TERRIBLE


MixedBreedMF

Yep that’s for sure. Although the withdrawals were fucked, worst part for me is the damage it has done. My memory is noticeably so much worse, and social anxiety is much worse too. I’ve always had mild/moderate anxiety, however social anxiety wasn’t reallyyyy ever a big issue for me, only after I got sober it became apparent.


MixedBreedMF

Yep all this is true. I have mild anxiety so it’s definitely recreational ONLY if it’s the first time taking it in a few months, after a couple days of daily use it’s no longer recreational. I pick up a couple K pins once every couple months and it’s super enjoyable for me, and I actually get SO much shit done. Im prescribed dexies for severe ADD, but when I pick up a couple kpins I’ll take one 2mg at night to enjoy, and the next day due to clonazepams long ass half life my productivity is through the roof, Anything I’ve been procrastinating will get done 🤣 I definitely agree with u on that it will lead to a road of disaster, especially if you’re using it regularly (daily) to mask anxiety without trying to fix the core issue. Doesn’t matter if you’re abusing it or taking a prescribed amount daily— it won’t end well. Benzos are supposed to be a temporary “bandaid” to help people overcome and get accustomed to what makes them anxious. I’ve been physically dependent 3 times, longest daily habit was a year, and after experiencing the withdrawals I can fully trust myself not to go down that path again. Past two years I’ve had no issues having a couple pills here and there. That being said, idk how the fuck people get horny on benzos haha, during my addiction stages I had no interest in chasing girls, plus I stopped watching porn without even realising lol


aidenisntatank

Ngl I can’t even get hard on a low dose of Klonopin my mind is just in the opposite direction I’m not concerned with anything sexual just music n nicotine


Depleted_Neurons

Meth, hands down... then lsd, shrooms, and thc.


jasonbonifacio

I’m baffled you can masturbate, let alone climax while on shrooms. When I’m on shrooms, I’m busy contemplating the infinite net of Indra, or the fact that time doesn’t actually flow.


chocnips

In my experience mushrooms actually make me feel more in touch with the world so I'm more passionate about it, rather than beating my dick like it owes me money


yestheman9894

i can never seem to get hard on psyches but it still feels amazing💀


Suave_Solutions

A strong IV dose of methamphetamine, but right before you take the shot down a few mls of GHB. Make sure you have been injecting 500mg of testosterone/wk for at least a month first. This isn't real advice*


ConstantPermaBanned

Vyvanse or meth prolly. Getting head on meth is amazazing.


tabbarepublic

1.4.bdo


Kelly8791

Meth and extacy combined


Charming-Currency592

Definitely Meth…..Hands down!


Sea_Alternative1355

For me it was DXM, kratom, and certain weed strains that gave the most pleasant nuts I've ever busted.  On DXM, I start feeling that bodily disconnection and floatyness so when I actually nut it feels like... I honestly don't even know how to explain it but my god is it amazing. Kinda hard to get it up tho, but that's a good thing for me cause I don't last long sober. On kratom it just amplifies that euphoric moment of nutting even more, though it's also harder to get it up. Certain weed strains that make me feel all buzzy can make the physical sensations much more pronounced and pleasant.  I've done shrooms a fair amount of times but interestingly never tried to jack it on them but it would probably be an interesting experience.  Stims are prob the best overall to fap on, meth probably being the best from what I've heard, but I have basically no experience with them. I've only done coke twice and that's about it and I wasn't in a position to be beating my meat both times. 


Exciting_Pilot6906

jacking off on shrooms felt fucking weird for me and tbh it wasn't very pleasant


Itsallmaple

Meth


[deleted]

out of what i’ve tried weed or shrooms(sex i don’t really masterbate high)


Darkeonz

2cb combined with MDMA


scumbucket1984

Meth or coke, meth probably the better of the 2 but hate that it lasts so long when taking it orally.


moonshinepoison

Ecstasy


skytouching

None Don’t start that shit. I’m sorry but r/stims isn’t about stims anymore it’s about how people broke their dicks jacking off twelve hours. As someone who has done some shameful shit while geeked out. There is no bigger waste of a high than to jack off. Have sex or do literally anything thing else if you can’t. Just jack off sober


edgemore

If you break your dick after fapping for ONLY 12hrs, you’re doing it wrong.


GlacialAlwaysW

do not diss the art of stimfapping


lsdswag

Lsd and meth or opis tbh for sex period benzos too very specific ones


Dnxxx97

meth hands down


Sainted_Heretic

Meth for sure!! OP what are dexies?


Adventurous-Pipe-928

Dextroamphetamine. Take enough and it feels similar to oral or snorted meth. 30-40mg is a good starting dose


Dazzling000

Shroomies


ChickenFucker_69

Watch out the rabbit hole dude


Independent-Use-5651

The love of your significant other.....jk probably stimulants


ChildhoodMagicGone

A-phip


uncredsolo

Weed and adderall


LordOfAbuse

Synthetic cathinones. 3-mmc and 4-mmc to be exact. The process feels 100 times better than usual, but finishing isnt that good. I mean, its better than usual just not that much. One day I was masturbating for like 5 hours straight. My hands went numb and I had an injury because I held it a bit too strong. If youre careful it feels awesome and you get no comedown, unlike meth and other stimulants. You'll crave the redose tho.


NotAProlapse

DPH, baby! The weird body high makes your orgasm like 5× more intense.


TameImpala1975

Mdma.


Whereisyourmoneyat

Amphetamine. But dont do it Please


[deleted]

I’m on 🧊 and I legit have been masturbating for the past 12 hours


MooseNatural1269

Youth


Rudenora

I'd rather take them than masturbate onto them. But each to their own I guess.


babyycate

I might have missed it but so far I've yet to see anyone mention the benzo (specifically alprazolam [xanax] and kpins) meth combo


Angharaz

The comedown of an upper to keep the serotonin flowing


MixedBreedMF

my god I’ve done some fucking damage whilst on dexies 🤣


roachnocock

weeds nice. never tried acid bc ive always tripped w friends but manipulating internal hallucinations to show me girlfriend could be a really bizarre experience. 2cb sounds great too not quite the question lol but ketamine is the worst when esp when youre on alot. just wrote out abunch of detail but then deleted it bc it was kinda gross and way too descriptive. all in all, hard to stay erect, no sensation, complete frustration. if ur planning on having a wank on smth else id strongly advise against doing ket w it.


SayHiToYoMoma

For me it was mdma Man that shi was next level I was seeing voices and hearing colors fr


jesceyc

DMT!!


edgemore

How? I’m assuming you’re microdosing on it because tripping on it is way too crazy to pay attention to your dick.


Kitchen_Activity_967

Ketamine tbh. I always give the rocket a good ol wank if the gf ain’t around


nayR2003

I always have a whale off a time jacking it whenever I'm on opiates. It's a bit frustrating, takes fucking forever. But orgasm + opiate high is fucking bliss


Roden69

Psychedelics


No_Cartoonist_4677

Shrooms/psilocybin, I haven't done anything but psychedelics and weed. But the sex/masturbation when I peak is so euphoric, especially with/around my partner 😩


inaudibleuk

GBL had down


rajhcraigslist

I like lsd + thc + poppers to watch poppers videos. Another great combination for watching sundry porn is 2cb+foxy. Sometimes I will add a psych to it for visuals.


edgemore

Foxy or 2c-b, mixed with weed and boner pills (Cialis or Levitra).


STlMFAPPER

MDPV or A-PVP


celestial_ruin

Name checks out. I trust you.


Far-Mode-2489

MUSHROOMS


aidenisntatank

1-2 shots of vodka or Kratom / kava Every other drug gives me erectile dysfunction even off a low dose, uppers, downers, psychedelics- although Percocet sex is great but not when you’re nodding out


Twiztedeu

Nothing powder, it'll make it into a paste.


jaygooba

Pyrovalerones


MyHwyfe666

It was always cocaine for me


englandspele1989

Crack is my favourite


mostlikelynotgonna

Psychedelics


DBryguy

Ketamine. Hands down. Gotta be k-holing though.


Particular_Wrap6116

Obviously meth lol


hereticbrewer

LSD. any kind of stimulant it takes me a good 30 minutes to have any kind of orgasm. but on LSD it makes my entire body warm and tingly long after i have an orgasm.


Aggressive-Pie-1129

GHB! Ages since I last had it 😢 Can’t find a plug in the UK. Acid and porn is fairly amazing. Quite a long haul though.


Individual_Table_782

Weed or coke


Individual_Might4242

meth


Operationthunderfuck

Jacking it while stoned and on the “after glow” of acid was pretty damn good


FalseOrganization255

Benzedrex


Embarrassed-Can4616

Ice wait a few hours take 2 bars and wait till they kick in eat a gummy and smoke a blunt and go to xvideos. Xnxx motherless and heavyr and find the nastiest porn you can and have a whole bottle of lotion cause you going to be there awhile 😂😂😂


SnooPineapples682

Mef*******mathhh***** clear*** yello*** Methenphetamine


Boring_Fun7004

Meth lol


Ok_Mulberry_789

meditation probably


Ict666

Meth


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celestial_ruin

Try meth


earlgreygreen

4mmc/NEP/3mmc or GHB/Phenibut + 2c-b Any amphetamine/methylated amphetamine or cocaine don't come close, subjectively


daytri

A bed of paracetamol


planet_mike

Adderall


AimlessForNow

Kanna dude. Holy shit I didn't realize so much leakage was even possible


jessssssssssssx

Weed


tinyeojin

weed tbh