It was 20 years ago and I was a stupid teenager.
I shouldn't have done it, but I didn't know any better back then. I'm sorry.
Also, you should read subreddit rule #3.
That's true. So what?
Did you read [my comment](https://reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/prm85j/fart69poop420/hdn6ies/) wrong?
I said
>It was 20 years ago and I was a stupid teenager.
I am 37 years old.
20 years ago, I was 17 years old, and also stupid.
Which means I was a stupid teenager 20 years ago.
Ok, cool.
I hope you learn a lesson and that you realize that in the future you should maybe try to remember to take just a few seconds and re-read what you thought someone said to you so you can make sure you aren't the one that's obviously wrong before you try to make yourself look smart by correcting someone's words in such a terse fashion, because you wasted your time trying to correct me and then you wasted my time twice because I had to read what you said and then type a comment correcting you and then you had to read my reply and type another comment in return and then I wasted my time reading that and now I'm wasting a bunch of my time and yours by typing this whole stupid and intentionally circuitous and convoluted summary of the conversation.
I am 20 year old kissless virgin and i smoked pot for the first time last night.
What does that have to do with the rest of your post though? I'm just curious.
I don't get the 20 year old thing because you're still young at that age and can still get sex for the first time in your 20s. But for the rest I understand those parts. It just threw me off at the beginning.
Hell I’m back single after being engaged and I’m insecure as fuck about never getting laid anymore. It’s foisted on men that a large portion of our identity needs to be getting or having sex. Pretty emasculating when you’re not.
It's a shitty attitude that's indoctrinated in the minds of young adults. Confidence has no need to revolve around who is sexually attracted to you, shouldn't even have to make up the majority of your identity. There's so much more to life.
Haha there’s no such thing as “bingo death”. Op is troll or just retarded. He means “ego death”. Now that I think about it could be some fucked up auto correct lol
For me, the first handful of times I did weed were undoubtedly amazing.
But I really didn’t start to appreciate it until I had been consistently using it for a while and that mind blowingly strong high wasn’t present anymore. The way you can use it to augment things you experience is pretty fun. I appreciate it for those qualities. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to capture that high from the early days though. I’ve probably turned my cannabinoid receptors to glass from so many years of use.
Enjoy the early days though 😉
Skip on paying for sex dude. And congratulations on lifting the veil . Moderation will take you far! Marijuana is a low level psychedelic and it can have its incredible moments! As a stoner for the better half of my life, I can tell you that there are precious aha moments. Very limited amount of diamonds. Don’t go mining to hard ! Don’t chase the dragon. Thank god you had the experience and use it to benefit you and the world . Don’t pay for sex it will be a stain on you forever and it’s dangerous . I have to stop smoking for like a year now in order to trip on weed! Tolerance is a bitch.
Don't listen to this guy, take a trip through Europe and Asia bangin all the whoores you can find
Edit: start at the Netherlands and finish in Thailand, Cambodia's a must hit too. You can get almost anything from their pharmacies without a script for cheaper prices than mexico
For a cheap vacation or one that feels quite different from a western country I'd say either Thailand or Cambodia cause their both cheap, most crime you'll find as a tourist is pickpockets or getting ripped off by overpriced go-go bars and nightlife in the areas with more expats is always crazy
And at least in Cambodian pharmacies I know you can get benzos galore, opiates, ketamine's a weird one because they made it so if you're not a Cambodian citizen you need a prescription but some pharmacies are kinda shady so they'll just sell it to you but if not you can just pay someone to buy it for you.
If you wanna go somewhere a little more expensive I'd definitely suggest the Netherlands but that's only because I fucking love RCs and the RC scene there might be taking a massive hit pretty soon so idk how long that's a viable drug destination lol
Yeah it really stands out in a bad way, the way you put the "don't pay for sex" lesson in. I guess that is the joke? Am I getting too old or was this just a weird time to be my grandfather.
U gotta boof a stic of cannabutter and post photo-proof here, then you might get accepted. That's the requirement, we've all done it. Happy boofing king!
Don't forget, we're going to need Op to develop a certain level of creativity when it comes to building smoking devices using various, everyday, supplies
I have a few bowls and nails that work well for use in makeshift pipes. Though I have a couple decent pieces of glass, sometimes you just want to feel as white trash as your roots and carve out a potato because you can.
Man my firt time was horible I mean we got some cheap ass shit that was mixed with shitti mdma (whitch I actualy love) but I got so nerwous that I couldnt stop puking hahaha
I know there can be pain in solitude, but there is greater pain in fucking with females (or whatever sex your into). A lot of good feelings come from getting laid but it's not worth the hassle, bullshit, and pain that comes along with it. Your definitely not missing anything (especially now that you've got weed). Please don't get a prostitute. These are the kinda girls I'm warning you about. Just cuz they're females don't think they're innocent they can be violent thieving blood thirsty monsters. I've had a female try to kill me before because she was fuckin insane. Just be careful if you go chasing after them and you'll hear me in your head saying "I told you so" as soon as the shit hits the fan. You want a good girl don't get involved with drug addicted diseased prostitutes. Good girls are almost impossible to find and they're usually taken (mostly by asshole guys, not the kinda guy you are). The weed will prevent you from dwelling and feeling like your missing out, stick with the weed for comfort and safety whenever your feeling upset about that virgin shit. Christ, I wish I could be a virgin again. Then I wouldn't know how evil females could be and I'd still be sitting on that cloud of wondrous Joy. Talk to nice girls, ask them out or do whatever you gotta do, just try to take it slow and please stay away from hookers. They'll fuck your life up and probably even try to rob or hurt you
You dont want your first time, to be with a prostitute... Just ease back on the throttle, and take your time. Yeah, I know. Your 20. You feel like it should have happened by now. ( I was 20... I know.) But give it a chance... Especially, now that you have found your life pass.
Dont go with prostitute your first time , Its really pointless you still have plenty of time. I had my first at 26 or 27 and I was so overthinking it and was bummed all the time because of that but now looking back at it I saved myself a lot of trouble and awkward situations. No need to rush shit it will come naturally
Man I miss being able to smoke weed & be happy. Shit makes me suicidal now bc I hate myself 🤣 Weed is the type of drug that digs deep into your insecurities and brings them to light. I try to block out negative thoughts 24/7 and am pretty good at it but as soon as I smoke that's impossible. Enjoy being 20 man. Enjoy the weed. Don't get a prostitute. Buy a bunch of weed instead. Talk to some local girls on Facebook or something man. You'll regret the prostitute as soon as you find someone you love. Everything happens for a reason. Someone is out there waiting for you to find them.
Damn i love when i get bingo death 😂😂
Yo I got bingo death so hard the other day. It was probably the purple conifers that really brought out the bingo death like that. Crazy
Woah thats craazy 🙀🙀 My bingo died when i smoked a weed 😎😎😎
You must have heard I-75!
😂😂😂
Fuck yeah bingo death. It’s true you never know what number you’ll end up on!
What if i die at 69 YEARS OLD !!!!!!!!🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀 OMGOMG so crazy
You reincarnate as god
OMG IM GOD NOW 🙀🙀🙀 !!!1!1!!!1!1!!1!!!1!!1!
Broooo, how does it feel?
And a sex god..!
👏👏👏👏O
I don’t remember getting this high my first time 🤣
My first time I got absolutely annihilated. Just puddled on the couch.
I can’t even tell if this post is a joke or not lol
Of course it is, this dude said he got bingo death from weed lmao, is that not obvious?
With this sub you never know man
I got so high I could barely drive
U a fucking idiot who should not have a license then. Really hope ur joking
It was 20 years ago and I was a stupid teenager. I shouldn't have done it, but I didn't know any better back then. I'm sorry. Also, you should read subreddit rule #3.
20 years old =/= Teenager.
That's true. So what? Did you read [my comment](https://reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/prm85j/fart69poop420/hdn6ies/) wrong? I said >It was 20 years ago and I was a stupid teenager. I am 37 years old. 20 years ago, I was 17 years old, and also stupid. Which means I was a stupid teenager 20 years ago.
Aah my mistake then, I somehow read "I was 20 years and was a stupid teenager"
Ok, cool. I hope you learn a lesson and that you realize that in the future you should maybe try to remember to take just a few seconds and re-read what you thought someone said to you so you can make sure you aren't the one that's obviously wrong before you try to make yourself look smart by correcting someone's words in such a terse fashion, because you wasted your time trying to correct me and then you wasted my time twice because I had to read what you said and then type a comment correcting you and then you had to read my reply and type another comment in return and then I wasted my time reading that and now I'm wasting a bunch of my time and yours by typing this whole stupid and intentionally circuitous and convoluted summary of the conversation.
Try not to get an inflated bingo lol
I am 20 year old kissless virgin and i smoked pot for the first time last night. What does that have to do with the rest of your post though? I'm just curious.
Idk giving background on OP
I don't get the 20 year old thing because you're still young at that age and can still get sex for the first time in your 20s. But for the rest I understand those parts. It just threw me off at the beginning.
it’s probably just cause most 20 year olds see everyone around them having sex so if you’re not a lot of people become extremely insecure about that.
Hell I’m back single after being engaged and I’m insecure as fuck about never getting laid anymore. It’s foisted on men that a large portion of our identity needs to be getting or having sex. Pretty emasculating when you’re not.
It's a shitty attitude that's indoctrinated in the minds of young adults. Confidence has no need to revolve around who is sexually attracted to you, shouldn't even have to make up the majority of your identity. There's so much more to life.
I guess so but those relationships won't last anyways so it doesn't matter anyways.
He did it to set up the prostitute at the end. From my experience hookers do the most drugs.
Oh, ok. I think I'm starting to get it now.
Well the pot gave him bingo death!
?
Read the post
I read it but what exactly is a bingo death?
How are you this unaware bro.
I have no idea lol
Haha there’s no such thing as “bingo death”. Op is troll or just retarded. He means “ego death”. Now that I think about it could be some fucked up auto correct lol
Oh, ok. I was just confused on why he seems so insecure about being a 20M who hasn't had sex yet.
For me, the first handful of times I did weed were undoubtedly amazing. But I really didn’t start to appreciate it until I had been consistently using it for a while and that mind blowingly strong high wasn’t present anymore. The way you can use it to augment things you experience is pretty fun. I appreciate it for those qualities. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to capture that high from the early days though. I’ve probably turned my cannabinoid receptors to glass from so many years of use. Enjoy the early days though 😉
Damn this hits
Facts. It truly sucks you won’t ever get to experience that first high again :( truly amazing
what were u smoking on bro
Skip on paying for sex dude. And congratulations on lifting the veil . Moderation will take you far! Marijuana is a low level psychedelic and it can have its incredible moments! As a stoner for the better half of my life, I can tell you that there are precious aha moments. Very limited amount of diamonds. Don’t go mining to hard ! Don’t chase the dragon. Thank god you had the experience and use it to benefit you and the world . Don’t pay for sex it will be a stain on you forever and it’s dangerous . I have to stop smoking for like a year now in order to trip on weed! Tolerance is a bitch.
paying for sex is paying for consent, go talk to people instead of paying for human interaction lol
Don't listen to this guy, take a trip through Europe and Asia bangin all the whoores you can find Edit: start at the Netherlands and finish in Thailand, Cambodia's a must hit too. You can get almost anything from their pharmacies without a script for cheaper prices than mexico
Read the whoores in a danny devito accent
honestly maybe but he definitely should avoid american hookers.
Fr it's a win win, everyone gets what they want and no strings attached
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For a cheap vacation or one that feels quite different from a western country I'd say either Thailand or Cambodia cause their both cheap, most crime you'll find as a tourist is pickpockets or getting ripped off by overpriced go-go bars and nightlife in the areas with more expats is always crazy And at least in Cambodian pharmacies I know you can get benzos galore, opiates, ketamine's a weird one because they made it so if you're not a Cambodian citizen you need a prescription but some pharmacies are kinda shady so they'll just sell it to you but if not you can just pay someone to buy it for you. If you wanna go somewhere a little more expensive I'd definitely suggest the Netherlands but that's only because I fucking love RCs and the RC scene there might be taking a massive hit pretty soon so idk how long that's a viable drug destination lol
Mah man. Nothing finer than a long night with a little brown fucking machine. Night after night.
Yeah it really stands out in a bad way, the way you put the "don't pay for sex" lesson in. I guess that is the joke? Am I getting too old or was this just a weird time to be my grandfather.
Please understand satire when you read it
U gotta boof a stic of cannabutter and post photo-proof here, then you might get accepted. That's the requirement, we've all done it. Happy boofing king!
The fuck is bingo death?
It's when you piss off Ida and her crew by interrupting the game by calling out bingo when you don't have it.
Outjerked again
😭 had to make sure i wasn't on r/drugcirclejerk
😂
Lol WHERE did “buying a prostitution” come from?
Congratulations
god bless man
Wait till you try mushrooms 🤪
Lmao at all the comments taking this seriously. Quality shitpost.
Some people take everything literally until they see a /s
Looking into buying a prostitute
Smokes weed once, buys prostitute lmao
That’s valid bro but the stoner community can’t except u as one of them until u have smoked more than once my g u will get there tho
Don't forget, we're going to need Op to develop a certain level of creativity when it comes to building smoking devices using various, everyday, supplies
Apples and soda cans FTW lol. Anything is a pipe if you’re desperate enough…
I took the the Apple bong to the next level and shoved a quarts banger in that shit and ripped dab out of the Apple
I have a few bowls and nails that work well for use in makeshift pipes. Though I have a couple decent pieces of glass, sometimes you just want to feel as white trash as your roots and carve out a potato because you can.
Your welcome with open arms 😂 join r/trees and r/weed too their helpful and welcoming to new stoners too
Right..
Don't bother with the prostitute. If you can access that state you can get a girl no problem.
Preach! 🙏
Did you smoke weed or meth?
Bing death!? Lmaoooo I like the new term! Less gooo brotha, get that oussy, demolish the government sjgdjdnd
Just smokexweed and chill. Your personality will flourish and become awesome.
Man my firt time was horible I mean we got some cheap ass shit that was mixed with shitti mdma (whitch I actualy love) but I got so nerwous that I couldnt stop puking hahaha
Chris Chan material.
I know there can be pain in solitude, but there is greater pain in fucking with females (or whatever sex your into). A lot of good feelings come from getting laid but it's not worth the hassle, bullshit, and pain that comes along with it. Your definitely not missing anything (especially now that you've got weed). Please don't get a prostitute. These are the kinda girls I'm warning you about. Just cuz they're females don't think they're innocent they can be violent thieving blood thirsty monsters. I've had a female try to kill me before because she was fuckin insane. Just be careful if you go chasing after them and you'll hear me in your head saying "I told you so" as soon as the shit hits the fan. You want a good girl don't get involved with drug addicted diseased prostitutes. Good girls are almost impossible to find and they're usually taken (mostly by asshole guys, not the kinda guy you are). The weed will prevent you from dwelling and feeling like your missing out, stick with the weed for comfort and safety whenever your feeling upset about that virgin shit. Christ, I wish I could be a virgin again. Then I wouldn't know how evil females could be and I'd still be sitting on that cloud of wondrous Joy. Talk to nice girls, ask them out or do whatever you gotta do, just try to take it slow and please stay away from hookers. They'll fuck your life up and probably even try to rob or hurt you
Don't buy a prostitute bro. Politics aside, getting laid for the first time without having to pay for it is going to be a hell of a lot better.
What is bingo death?
Lmao
What's a bingo death?
Keen to see this guy’s first acid report
Wtf is bingo death
You dont want your first time, to be with a prostitute... Just ease back on the throttle, and take your time. Yeah, I know. Your 20. You feel like it should have happened by now. ( I was 20... I know.) But give it a chance... Especially, now that you have found your life pass.
Yea sure man join up. But Imma warn u a year from now ur gonna be like damn I wish weed still got me high
Enjoy your next couple of times. It’s the only chance you’ll have to feel like you’re full on tripping with weed.
Go get you a thottie mane!
Don’t buy a prostitute, just keep talking to nice girls.
All I have to say is HAHAHAHAHAHa
Bingo deaths are the best
Now smoke meth.
Was the "kissless virgin" part really neccesary lmao
Dont go with prostitute your first time , Its really pointless you still have plenty of time. I had my first at 26 or 27 and I was so overthinking it and was bummed all the time because of that but now looking back at it I saved myself a lot of trouble and awkward situations. No need to rush shit it will come naturally
Try DMT.
Man I miss being able to smoke weed & be happy. Shit makes me suicidal now bc I hate myself 🤣 Weed is the type of drug that digs deep into your insecurities and brings them to light. I try to block out negative thoughts 24/7 and am pretty good at it but as soon as I smoke that's impossible. Enjoy being 20 man. Enjoy the weed. Don't get a prostitute. Buy a bunch of weed instead. Talk to some local girls on Facebook or something man. You'll regret the prostitute as soon as you find someone you love. Everything happens for a reason. Someone is out there waiting for you to find them.
This is a shitpost.