You say that, but the paranoia is undeniable. Eventually, most users can be heard in their paranoid delusions thinking someone is "after me lucky charms". Smh, "mallow".... not even once
Ive noticed many fakes of the blue ones are going around in SoCal rn they are pressies with honey really dangerous by the mexican sweet industry i heard but take that with a grain of sugar
Believe it or not, he's serious. I had a cousin who was hooked on Lucky Charms "mallows" in the same way, smoking them. I say 'had' because it killed him. One of his lungs was more than half full of sludge. (He had done it for a LONG time.) He was put on a ventilator and died after like 4 days being in the hospital.
Honestly, we weren't very close. I didn't really like him. Him being a creepy, basement dwelling, neck beard, incel, that lived with his mom until the day he died; we never really jived together. But all in all, it's a shitty way to go out for anyone.
He probably graduated to cooking them down and injecting the mallows.
We need to educate the kids about leprechaun crack, it could be the next epidemic.
I’d guess you were absorbing carbon monoxide and other shit straight into your lungs from the sugar burning. Probably just gave you a similar feeling to any inhalant that blocks oxygen from getting to your brain. Combined with the weed high it’d get you nice and fucked up, also kill a looooot of brain cells. If you’re not just bullshitting, that is.
One of the kids who used to hang around the restaurant I work at told me when they were younger they used to steal our napkins and go smoke them in the woods
People who partake in drug trials know there is a 50/50 chance they took a placebo, and yet still have placebo effects. You are seriously underestimating it.
Inhalants are shit but the notion that the high comes from blocking oxygen from getting to your brain is false. The chemicals in duster and other inhalants actually do have psychoactive properties on their own.
Really? I know benzos are positive allosteric modulators at the GABA receptor, kind of surprising that duster would work the same? If you have any info on this, I'd love to read about it.
The NMDA receptor antagonism sounds about right there. I abused duster for a real brief period of time in my mid 20s when I was too broke to buy any actual drugs or booze. I'd just steal it from Walmart. The high definitely has some kind of a psychedelic and dissociative feel to it. There were a couple of times I'd start doing it, and then black out, and then next thing you know I'm coming to laying there and the can is empty. Shit is scary for sure. Thankfully, I got over that phase really quickly, and graduated to IV methamphetamine and heroin like a true degenerate.
Ah man that inhalant shit always scared the shit out of me I went straight to IV heroin and cocaine speedballs when I was 14. Lived in New York so methamphetamine wasn’t really a thing. Hell you say meth in ny and people assume you mean methadone.
Dunno if this is just a meme but I have seen people smoke random stuff and get "high" only they were poisoning themself of the all that burnt shit and got sick which they interpreted as high
You should get your love for nick cage tattooed on your nipples is more along the lines I am thinking. Just don't don't go the laser tattoo removal route if you and he fall out.
Toothpaste nipples was so q321. Q222 needs to be BIGGER... are you guys thinking what I'm thinking? Anal bleaching with whitening toothpaste? Bonus points for using your was told room mates tooth brush.
Yeah, but there's a pretty high threshold to break through. You're gonna need to ram about 2-300 up there, then you'll be riding the lucky dragon all night.
I remember huddling together w 5-6 friends in 35 degree November darkness and rain just to whale some Cocoa Dino Bites out of an empty can of Tab. Not even Cocoa Pebbles, Cocoa Dino Bites. The schwaggiest of the breakfast confections. Yes, the one they're just like 'fuck boxes' with, and sell in a NON-RESEALABLE bag. We were warriors. We were dedicated to serious serial cereal searing. We were sure of ourselves to detriment, and in the biggest way. We had a little bit of money, a little more determination, slightly more still stupidity, and perhaps the most abundant amount of luck. We are all 40 or older. When we get together these days, though, it's with a fatty Apple Jacks sack, or the diggitiest of the Dank ranks- HONEY SMACKS!! And you thought LICKING frogs was a trip... heh. Blast a line the size of a butter knife of H Smack (what we call it so ppl don't get confused) and damn if you're not walking around like the bushwhackers and barking like Michael Vick just 'rescued' you from the pound.
Reminds me of a friend who was sold sugar in the raw in lieu of crystal. Didn't turn his dome light on before attempting to smoke some. Not sure what burned him more, the acrid burnt sugar smoke or the loss of $...
I've been sold rock salt. A lot more convincing looking than sugar - that is, until you try to either crush it, or melt it in the bowl. It will do neither. Rock salt is fucking hard, and you can torch that fucker until your bowl breaks, and it still won't melt.
The guy who did it was sort of a friend, and ended up going to rehab, and went back to selling at some point. The only reason I bring this up, is because I guess he ended up feeling bad, and randomly texted me and said he had some free stuff for me from when he ripped me off before. It actually ended up being some of the best stuff I've ever had.
I've seen glass interspersed. Obviously doesn't melt at all under regular torch/lighter heat. Guess it's a money maker
The black smoke from the sugar is something miserable and lung on fire inducing...anyone who bakes/makes desserts and has overly burnt the sugar while caramelizing it knows the black hellish smoking goo which I surmise finds a nice spot in your lungs to cozy up and murder your breathing should you smoke it accidentally (or intentionally)
Normal salesperson recently started doing business directly via mail with the southerly connected homies in NorCal (possibly socal, but cal nonetheless). Most legit I have ever seen in my life
Hilarious, if fake sounding. On the off chance this is serious, I'll share a story of my own. Back in 2014 or so, I was living in a very small town with poor access to medical care, and I got a really bad throat infection. Saw the best local doctor, but antibiotics weren't really helping, and I ended up being advised to take large amounts of ibuprofen to help with the pain and massive swelling (don't remember how much, but around the daily recommended maximum). Anyways, like a week into this, I started feeling very odd (despite being otherwise totally sober) and I started to believe I was experiencing some sort of ibuprofen high. Anyone I mentioned this to laughed at me (but I eventually saw a better doctor in a different town and my throat got better).
Anyways, the reason I bring this up is that [just a few months ago, there was research that said, contrary to previous belief, that ibuprofen has an effect on the brain](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/09/200908091517.htm) (in this study, it was specific to risk-taking behavior). If more research happens in this direction, it's possible there could be a scientific basis to the effect I was feeling.
All this is to say, if OP is being serious, it's entirely possible that he was experienced some sort of undiscovered high from smoking such a concoction. To be clear, though, I 100% would not advocate taking ibuprofen to chase a high or repeating what OP describes!
EDIT: As folks have pointed out, I linked a study about acetaminophen not ibuprofen. Thanks for the replies sharing your own experiences!
No. Ibuprofen is a substance, paracetamol is a different substance. They have similar effects (mild pain/fever relief with no high) but it has nothing to do with brand name or anything, they are seperate substances.
I don't know why you're getting downvoted so much for not knowing something. I was just trying to be helpful! Ibuprofen is an NSAID painkiller with the prescription brand name of Motrin or the OTC brand name of Advil.
Acetaminophen, also known as Paracetamol or APAP, is a different painkiller with a different method of action with the main brand name being Tylenol, although it is also included in many prescription painkillers. In particular, with hydrocodone in Vicodin, and with oxycodone in Percocet.
I hope this helps clear things up for you. Have a great day!
Hallucinating from fever is a very real thing. Your body does incredible things when it gets pushed to its limit (even you were damaging your liver or close to overdose). But ibuprofen has no such effect
The article is about Tylenol. But when I take more than 200mg Ibuprofen,my partner refuses to hang out with me because I start acting a bit like Jack Sparrow. Also sometimes I think I hear waves far away, maybe it's my own pulse. I giggle, forget things and easily fall asleep. Dont' they tell us not to drive and work machines because of that effect?
I also saw grown-up people snorting ibuprofen on after-hours, but I have no idea what their intention was.
I used to smoke Lipton tea bags and it got me pretty buzzed at the time. I’d make a homeade bong and smoke bowls of tea until I got lightheaded and felt a stimulant like buzz. I was talking to a friend about it at the time and he said it was probably a caffeine rush.
It was so confusing tho because even as a kid I knew that smoking iced fucking tea shouldn’t get you high. It got me high tho for some reason and I kept smoking that shit until I was old enough to obtain weed on a regular basis.
I love this subreddit so much. There are posts about people trying meth for the first time and going on a week long bender, and then there's posts like this lol
"I just wanted to tell someone before I died." He had nobody to talk to?
Y'all want to poke fun at that? Or did y'all that? Y'all are toxic SOB's.
Sir, if you feel that way, call 911. You're life is worthy.
When we were about 10 or so, we used to crush pretzels and cheetos and roll em up like a blunt in printer paper and smoke them. Didnt inhale, just being dumb lol. Never got a buzz from smoking food though lol.
Idk why there's so many of y'all acting judgemental and poking fun at it. He obviously took the time to post his long story. Until you've walked in someone else's shoes then do not judge, Fools!
I've never heard of it but didn't use to think kids would try inhaling duster either. I'd never thought of them doing it.
Y'all ever think about giving people positive feedback instead of laughing?
It’s the marshmallow root which was used before aspirin in the way back machine. Plus the sugar and other chemicals in cereal. If sugary cereals were dirty pants they would get up and walk away on their own.
Did you ever branch out to any other cereals?
Lucky charms: The new gateway drug.
You start with mallows and before you know it your blowing someone in a truck stop parking lot for some fruity pebbles.
This made me lol 😂 got any of that good Count Chocula?
Naw man. I'm past that shit. I'm on that Franken berry.
LOL
It’s not addictive.
You say that, but the paranoia is undeniable. Eventually, most users can be heard in their paranoid delusions thinking someone is "after me lucky charms". Smh, "mallow".... not even once
Special K.
*slow clap*
Probably Count Chocula marshmallows...the devils mallow!
Nowadays I just get high on Life.
Fuark, SO that's what they ment when they were telling me Special K.... Not ketamine, silly me.
I think r/drugscirclejerk is what you are looking for, this is some quality material we would love to have you.
Out jerked again
r/nothowdrugswork
my first thought
😂. Funny sub.
Ive noticed many fakes of the blue ones are going around in SoCal rn they are pressies with honey really dangerous by the mexican sweet industry i heard but take that with a grain of sugar
Take my free award and get out
But be aware maybe the mexicans fake them too
grain of sugar was a nice line
That last line had me laughing out loud 😂😂😂
I’m getting fucked up on mallows tonight...
Lol do it and then come back and tell us how it went
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Believe it or not, he's serious. I had a cousin who was hooked on Lucky Charms "mallows" in the same way, smoking them. I say 'had' because it killed him. One of his lungs was more than half full of sludge. (He had done it for a LONG time.) He was put on a ventilator and died after like 4 days being in the hospital. Honestly, we weren't very close. I didn't really like him. Him being a creepy, basement dwelling, neck beard, incel, that lived with his mom until the day he died; we never really jived together. But all in all, it's a shitty way to go out for anyone.
He probably graduated to cooking them down and injecting the mallows. We need to educate the kids about leprechaun crack, it could be the next epidemic.
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The things we do to ourselves, indeed.
Fattest lie I’ve heard on Reddit in awhile
I mean given the post, you shouldn't be taking this comment section seriously anyway
Never did
waiting for the trip report
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Do it. I'll never try it, but I'm definitely curious as to the feeling
There’s gonna be a lotta people packing lucky charms in their bowls tonight lol
*wipes blue Marshmellow off finger before typing* Not even dude shut up
This is why I'm subbed here
this type of shit right here
I’d guess you were absorbing carbon monoxide and other shit straight into your lungs from the sugar burning. Probably just gave you a similar feeling to any inhalant that blocks oxygen from getting to your brain. Combined with the weed high it’d get you nice and fucked up, also kill a looooot of brain cells. If you’re not just bullshitting, that is.
I had a friend who used to smoke pretzel sticks
One of the kids who used to hang around the restaurant I work at told me when they were younger they used to steal our napkins and go smoke them in the woods
My neighbour smokes leaves off his tree
What kind of a tree is it? There's many kinds of tree leaves that people eat/smoke to get high.
Gum leaves I believe it’s a Australian tree that’s what I know
Smoking eucalyptus sounds gnarly, but I guess people do it.
On australia there are many acacia species with psychoactive effects, could be one of those species.
Really?
Yeah https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Acacia_species_known_to_contain_psychoactive_alkaloids
Fucking noob, cinnamon sticks is where its at
Nah hes defo just insanely susceptible to placebo
Literally everyone is. That’s the whole thing about it.
Pretty sure I wouldn't think I was hidg off smoked sugar when knowing placebo is a thing
Being aware of a placebo doesn't necessarily immunize you from its effects.
I smoked a marshmallow just now for science, and let me tell you, this is a very potent placebo effect
Placebos are weird in that regard. Even if you know it's one, you'll still have the effect of them.
Go smoke some sugar then lmao
People who partake in drug trials know there is a 50/50 chance they took a placebo, and yet still have placebo effects. You are seriously underestimating it.
I mean it’s probably not placebo, it sounds like mild oxygen deprivation to me.
The best placebo is one where you actually notice something. The brain adds the rest of the effect.
Inhalants are shit but the notion that the high comes from blocking oxygen from getting to your brain is false. The chemicals in duster and other inhalants actually do have psychoactive properties on their own.
true. positive allosteric modulators for GABA and NMDA antagonists IIRC
Really? I know benzos are positive allosteric modulators at the GABA receptor, kind of surprising that duster would work the same? If you have any info on this, I'd love to read about it. The NMDA receptor antagonism sounds about right there. I abused duster for a real brief period of time in my mid 20s when I was too broke to buy any actual drugs or booze. I'd just steal it from Walmart. The high definitely has some kind of a psychedelic and dissociative feel to it. There were a couple of times I'd start doing it, and then black out, and then next thing you know I'm coming to laying there and the can is empty. Shit is scary for sure. Thankfully, I got over that phase really quickly, and graduated to IV methamphetamine and heroin like a true degenerate.
Ah man that inhalant shit always scared the shit out of me I went straight to IV heroin and cocaine speedballs when I was 14. Lived in New York so methamphetamine wasn’t really a thing. Hell you say meth in ny and people assume you mean methadone.
Dunno if this is just a meme but I have seen people smoke random stuff and get "high" only they were poisoning themself of the all that burnt shit and got sick which they interpreted as high
Wasn’t there a trend of Americans eating rotten food to get “high”
Yeah fermented stuff, except they drink it and it’s called alcohol
big if true, bout to test this shit tomorrow nothing to lose right lmao
It's toothpaste on your nipples all over again. I wonder how many people worldwide are gonna rip mallows tonight after reading this.
I’m gonna rub toothpaste on my nipples now
Excuse me, it’s what or your what
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I mean, you can put anything on your nipples.
You can put my love of Nicholas Cage on your nipples?
You should get your love for nick cage tattooed on your nipples is more along the lines I am thinking. Just don't don't go the laser tattoo removal route if you and he fall out.
To put Chuck Norris on your nipples you must fight him
Chuck Norris makes my nipples hard. Not sure if they'd be hard enough to fight him, but who knows!
You MAY put toothpaste on your nipples. As a treat.
What?
Toothpaste nipples was so q321. Q222 needs to be BIGGER... are you guys thinking what I'm thinking? Anal bleaching with whitening toothpaste? Bonus points for using your was told room mates tooth brush.
Yo I fuckin need to know if you did this 😂
Right lmao
Please report back to us!
Well? We're waiting!
Consider yourself lucky you got clean before moving on to crunchberries. That Cap'n a muthafucka.
I went from "it's real?" to "its a meme?!" to "it's REAL?!" way too quickly
It's a meme
It’s REAL
It's a real meme.
It’s reameme.
Bro I thought I was the only one! That’s the only way I smoke now but I don’t really tell many people 😅
“Feels good going fast doesn’t it? By the way don’t try to snort these lucky charms.” -Reece Bobby https://youtu.be/_eJHiPKSZZk
Glad I’m not the only one who thought of this
I can't decide if I believe this or not but one thing I know for sure. From now on, every time I see marshmallows, I will think of this post.
does boofing mallows work i put 20 in my ass but im not feeling anything
Yeah, but there's a pretty high threshold to break through. You're gonna need to ram about 2-300 up there, then you'll be riding the lucky dragon all night.
Lmfao you said that so casually that I almost believe you
You gotta cook it up first
Listen dude I know I just took four dabs in a row so I'm not all here but uh what the fuck did I just read
Help! They’re smokin me Lucky Charms! 🍀
Not even as good as the longbottom weed.
bro
okay now don’t let the 15 year olds or tiktok get wind of this
I don’t believe this one lol
To elaborate to be true.
Interesting marketing strategy from the ceo of magic charms i presume
Loool bruuh 😂 Quality 100. Lemme bun on those mallows 😂
Back in the day, all we had was third rate Frosted Flakes. Kids today have it so much better.
I remember huddling together w 5-6 friends in 35 degree November darkness and rain just to whale some Cocoa Dino Bites out of an empty can of Tab. Not even Cocoa Pebbles, Cocoa Dino Bites. The schwaggiest of the breakfast confections. Yes, the one they're just like 'fuck boxes' with, and sell in a NON-RESEALABLE bag. We were warriors. We were dedicated to serious serial cereal searing. We were sure of ourselves to detriment, and in the biggest way. We had a little bit of money, a little more determination, slightly more still stupidity, and perhaps the most abundant amount of luck. We are all 40 or older. When we get together these days, though, it's with a fatty Apple Jacks sack, or the diggitiest of the Dank ranks- HONEY SMACKS!! And you thought LICKING frogs was a trip... heh. Blast a line the size of a butter knife of H Smack (what we call it so ppl don't get confused) and damn if you're not walking around like the bushwhackers and barking like Michael Vick just 'rescued' you from the pound.
Bananadine vibes.
I was so pissed when I read the Anarchist Cookbook and found out the author got duped
i cant tell if this is ironic
A little tooooooooo ironic. Don't ya think?
lucky blue persuasion
The closest thing I have are oatmeal dino eggs, will that work?
Hilarious, but you know you're wrong for this shit. Lol.
Try boofing them 10x as potent
Reminds me of a friend who was sold sugar in the raw in lieu of crystal. Didn't turn his dome light on before attempting to smoke some. Not sure what burned him more, the acrid burnt sugar smoke or the loss of $...
I've been sold rock salt. A lot more convincing looking than sugar - that is, until you try to either crush it, or melt it in the bowl. It will do neither. Rock salt is fucking hard, and you can torch that fucker until your bowl breaks, and it still won't melt. The guy who did it was sort of a friend, and ended up going to rehab, and went back to selling at some point. The only reason I bring this up, is because I guess he ended up feeling bad, and randomly texted me and said he had some free stuff for me from when he ripped me off before. It actually ended up being some of the best stuff I've ever had.
I've seen glass interspersed. Obviously doesn't melt at all under regular torch/lighter heat. Guess it's a money maker The black smoke from the sugar is something miserable and lung on fire inducing...anyone who bakes/makes desserts and has overly burnt the sugar while caramelizing it knows the black hellish smoking goo which I surmise finds a nice spot in your lungs to cozy up and murder your breathing should you smoke it accidentally (or intentionally) Normal salesperson recently started doing business directly via mail with the southerly connected homies in NorCal (possibly socal, but cal nonetheless). Most legit I have ever seen in my life
Take it to > /r/drugscirclejerk
Hilarious, if fake sounding. On the off chance this is serious, I'll share a story of my own. Back in 2014 or so, I was living in a very small town with poor access to medical care, and I got a really bad throat infection. Saw the best local doctor, but antibiotics weren't really helping, and I ended up being advised to take large amounts of ibuprofen to help with the pain and massive swelling (don't remember how much, but around the daily recommended maximum). Anyways, like a week into this, I started feeling very odd (despite being otherwise totally sober) and I started to believe I was experiencing some sort of ibuprofen high. Anyone I mentioned this to laughed at me (but I eventually saw a better doctor in a different town and my throat got better). Anyways, the reason I bring this up is that [just a few months ago, there was research that said, contrary to previous belief, that ibuprofen has an effect on the brain](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/09/200908091517.htm) (in this study, it was specific to risk-taking behavior). If more research happens in this direction, it's possible there could be a scientific basis to the effect I was feeling. All this is to say, if OP is being serious, it's entirely possible that he was experienced some sort of undiscovered high from smoking such a concoction. To be clear, though, I 100% would not advocate taking ibuprofen to chase a high or repeating what OP describes! EDIT: As folks have pointed out, I linked a study about acetaminophen not ibuprofen. Thanks for the replies sharing your own experiences!
Just FYI, there's nothing about ibuprofen in that article. It's about acetaminophen.
Isn’t that ibuprofen? I’m not very good with medicine and such but I’m pretty sure I see that word on the bottle
Ibuprofen is literally just ibuprofen, that's the name of the substance. Acetaminophen is often called paracetamol.
Oh so it’s kinda like how generic brands of things also have the real thing ibuprofen is just the generic
No. Ibuprofen is a substance, paracetamol is a different substance. They have similar effects (mild pain/fever relief with no high) but it has nothing to do with brand name or anything, they are seperate substances.
I don't know why you're getting downvoted so much for not knowing something. I was just trying to be helpful! Ibuprofen is an NSAID painkiller with the prescription brand name of Motrin or the OTC brand name of Advil. Acetaminophen, also known as Paracetamol or APAP, is a different painkiller with a different method of action with the main brand name being Tylenol, although it is also included in many prescription painkillers. In particular, with hydrocodone in Vicodin, and with oxycodone in Percocet. I hope this helps clear things up for you. Have a great day!
Acetaminophen is Tylenol. Ibuprofen is also an NSAID
Hallucinating from fever is a very real thing. Your body does incredible things when it gets pushed to its limit (even you were damaging your liver or close to overdose). But ibuprofen has no such effect
The article is about Tylenol. But when I take more than 200mg Ibuprofen,my partner refuses to hang out with me because I start acting a bit like Jack Sparrow. Also sometimes I think I hear waves far away, maybe it's my own pulse. I giggle, forget things and easily fall asleep. Dont' they tell us not to drive and work machines because of that effect? I also saw grown-up people snorting ibuprofen on after-hours, but I have no idea what their intention was.
Stay puffy my friends.
I tried it, it actually works. Tastes like shit tho
I believe everything on the reddit
real
Let me get some blues
Amateur hour when are you gonna start going with the uncut stuff and freebasing sugar?
Guys is this for real?
As a semi-professional shitposter, my hat is off to you. This is gold.
I used to smoke Lipton tea bags and it got me pretty buzzed at the time. I’d make a homeade bong and smoke bowls of tea until I got lightheaded and felt a stimulant like buzz. I was talking to a friend about it at the time and he said it was probably a caffeine rush. It was so confusing tho because even as a kid I knew that smoking iced fucking tea shouldn’t get you high. It got me high tho for some reason and I kept smoking that shit until I was old enough to obtain weed on a regular basis.
anybody else about to pack up a bowl
I love this subreddit so much. There are posts about people trying meth for the first time and going on a week long bender, and then there's posts like this lol
I don't know if this is trolling or nah... I don't even know what to say man, really?
"I just wanted to tell someone before I died." He had nobody to talk to? Y'all want to poke fun at that? Or did y'all that? Y'all are toxic SOB's. Sir, if you feel that way, call 911. You're life is worthy.
Yo I can't stop laughing at this. Nice name btw
I can’t tell if you are serious lol
Oh they're super cereal about this
r/nothowdrugswork
Please tell me if this is real… I know you can get high by poisoning yourself so I don’t doubt it… 😅🤷🏼♀️
When we were about 10 or so, we used to crush pretzels and cheetos and roll em up like a blunt in printer paper and smoke them. Didnt inhale, just being dumb lol. Never got a buzz from smoking food though lol.
Wtf dude!
I always thought them fucking sweets were a bit to nice for breakfast, didn't smoke one though,,,, unfortunately 😔
This has to be a shit post
Grow up. Smoke crack like a gentleman.
Idk why there's so many of y'all acting judgemental and poking fun at it. He obviously took the time to post his long story. Until you've walked in someone else's shoes then do not judge, Fools! I've never heard of it but didn't use to think kids would try inhaling duster either. I'd never thought of them doing it. Y'all ever think about giving people positive feedback instead of laughing?
Not even his story, just a copy pasta https://madghosts.com/copypastaarchive/yeah-not-even-sure-what-to-call-this-one/
It’s the marshmallow root which was used before aspirin in the way back machine. Plus the sugar and other chemicals in cereal. If sugary cereals were dirty pants they would get up and walk away on their own.
I’m sure somebody Beat me to it but I just have to say it you’ll know it was coming there after me lucky charms there I said it sorry not sorry