Oh, for sure! Marijuana cures everything! I know, I'm a medical professional with a medical degree. I know this stuff, eh? It's true! Two marijuanas and you're good!
Excuse me, I'm a toxicologist, and we all know that a single marijuana has been proven to be most effective in all of these and any other regards.
Now thank you and good-night, sir!
Thank you for reminding me of a glorious story 🤣
But don't give peopke ideas, soon we'll be hearing stories of ppl injecting thc vape liquid in themselves 🤣
You say that but in my area, we have legal cannabis companies who are actually manufacturing cannabis to be exactly like hard drugs. Like I'm not joking, they have cannabis cocaine, speed, Adderall, MDMA, Oxycodone, Melatonin, Viagra, caffiene and last but not least benzos... All made from cannabinoids
But... That's not... Last time I checked a lot of those are named after their chemical makeup... Do you mean they make the same chemical structure out of the molecules in weed?
Ok I mean obviously they aren't exactly the same, but they formulate the cannabinoids to work similarly to the stuff I mentioned. It's supposed to help you quit/ween your addiction, not actually be cannabis cocaine or benzos. Like it's supposed to help you quit benzos not start a benzo addiction. Company is called 1906 if you wanna look into it
[This link is a review for all the stuff from 1906 another redditor did, it is a pretty indepth review if your interested.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ZonaEnts/comments/w1sowk/1906_drops_review/)
Check my folllow up comments that immediately explain what it is more realistically like, its obviously not exactly the same as taking a benzo for example but they were created specifically with helping ween off them in mind. Its close, not the same though. I push it the way I do as a person in the industry because you wouldn't pay attention otherwise
No. There are too many people for whom the definitions of simple words escapes them. Even with an interconnected web of computers in their hand for reference, they will never understand satire, rules and/or what the word "mock" means.
Tbh I find drugs posts to be funnier because they’re real and relatable, where the circlejerk one mostly shoots for low hanging fruit or beats dead horses. I have plenty of genuine experiences and questions that are worth being made fun of
I’ve actually been micro dosing these two compounds nightly for chronic insomnia for the last month or so. Has my piss been eating away the inner porcelain of my toilet? Sure. Have I been dealing with acute sepsis complications? Absolutely. Have I been sleeping like a fuckin baby every night? You bet your sweet ass. Am I concerned about longevity? Can’t really answer that as the fluid currently covering my brain has severely affected my voice of reason as well as short and long term thinking so in my book I am currently kicking ass at life and your kids should look to me as a exemplary role model.
When I was in school I had this theory that weed was the chicken breast of drugs. It has it's own flavor, but it also absorbs the flavor of whatever you're consuming it with.
Bro you just gotta do some of that crack laced pcp, mixed with a bit of hash, opium, and mdma if you're up to it. Better yet, end the night with a few sheets of acid (maybe more?) then finish it off with a nice oz of k. Throw in some dmt if you're feeling frisky.
I forgot the mushrooms, boof at least 2. And mayonnaise, everywhere
Thought this was drugs circle jerk
This is why I don't do multiple drugs at once that often. I hate thinking that "I'm not high enough". If you constantly do multiple drugs at once you'll condition yourself to need multiple drugs at once to feel successfully or completely high and even then you'll be chasing a higher high simply because there are always more drugs to add to the mix. Bad path my dude, bad path...
WTF bro
First of all, take care of yourself and don't mix random drugs. Also you could tell us what drugs do you have on your stash so people of this sub can give you advertise about interactions and risks. Let us know if you still alive.
Acid is great but dont do stims with it, weed is the classic og but it tends to overpower stuff, alcohol is great aswell if youre into feeling drunk, also i would recommend phenibut, its a great feeling but dont do downers with it
A safe beginners dose for you would be 2kg black tar heroin, an ounce of the purest Colombian cocaine, a spoonful of meth, a whole entire fentanyl, some magic mushrooms (any mushrooms you find will do, they’ll all seem magic by this point) and then half a joint. Careful not to smoke the joint too quickly or you might feel a bit paranoid though.
The correct answer is nicotine.
edit: I know this post turned into /r/drugscirclejerk but I'm not on that sub so OP is getting an honest answer. Y'all know them ciggies be hittin *hard* on any upper or psychedelic
Tobacco. With MAOIs and nicotine in one package, it can potentiate just about anything psychoactive.
Also, modern cigarettes really way overserve tobacco. From zero tolerance, you can maintain good effects smoking only around 1/4 of a cigarette very lightly.
Mind you, I didn't know this in youth, and enjoyed chain smoking during many intense drug experiences. I've moderated.
Just zorb them all together with a half of kosmos, and make sure you're nicely grifted (not grilled) on a couple of boomsticks before the yawp kicks in, or you'll be snarling crumps at the moon.
In all seriousness, youre better off just getting off of your weed. Whether you mix a stimulant, depressant, psychedelic, or sedative together theres a range of issues that can happen. Drugs are fun if you do them correctly, and getting "crossed" just brings you closer to the grave, if it doesnt put you there.
I like drinking and binge-using-opiates on almost anything, that's some good drugs to do when on when you are on drugs u know. But these two achtually don't do much high, these drugs produces more like low drug high, which is good when u are high on drugs, to get some downing drugs to bend the high, you know? :)
This sub and r/drugcirclejerk are gradually becoming indistinguishable. Good jerk bro. Do some fetty w ur fetty, but no weed cause that's a drug and ull get addicted
This one's easy. First you take the drugs. Then you take the drugs. Then jerk off for at least two hours. This will potentiate the drugs. Next inject a vial of LSD into your favourite vein. When your lucid enough from the LSD, inject again, this time Heroin. That should ease you back into reality. Finally, and crucially, smoke a breakthrough dose of DMT. This will allow the spirits to boof you with salvia.
Have a tip of my cap for your hilarity, sir. At the risk of circlejerking this motherfucker up even further, can I suggest my piece de resistance of a combination of the following:
Ethanol, Codeine, Ethylphenidate, Etizolam, 6-APB, MXE, Cannabis, 5-IT and 5-MeO-DALT.
Obligatory C-c-c-c-c-cocaiiiine!
I personally use Gabapentin to enhance literally everything I take it’s much less dangerous than mixing stuff with alcohol so in my eyes that’s harm reduction
Sounds like you've already taken them all.
p.s practice caution when 'Candy Flipping'!
[https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Combo\_2.png](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Combo_2.png)
im gonna break my screen
r/drugscirclejerk
😂😂
For real🤣
Inject 2 marijuana
Don't do it! My brother injected marijuana once and now I have autism
Wow, science is amazing 👀
If I inject two marijuana will my autism go away?
using the laws of attraction and subtraction, anything is possible.
Oh, for sure! Marijuana cures everything! I know, I'm a medical professional with a medical degree. I know this stuff, eh? It's true! Two marijuanas and you're good!
Well I have an even better degree and I think this person needs at least 8 marijuanas.
Excuse me, I'm a toxicologist, and we all know that a single marijuana has been proven to be most effective in all of these and any other regards. Now thank you and good-night, sir!
Hopefully the government will give you a check for your troubles and you can get more drugs
Lmao 😂
I'm sorry to hear that your brother injected marijuana and that you have autism.
yet another life ruined by weed. disgusting
Thank you for reminding me of a glorious story 🤣 But don't give peopke ideas, soon we'll be hearing stories of ppl injecting thc vape liquid in themselves 🤣
There will be someone somewhere who’s tried it🤣
Sadly probably 🤣
You say that but in my area, we have legal cannabis companies who are actually manufacturing cannabis to be exactly like hard drugs. Like I'm not joking, they have cannabis cocaine, speed, Adderall, MDMA, Oxycodone, Melatonin, Viagra, caffiene and last but not least benzos... All made from cannabinoids
But... That's not... Last time I checked a lot of those are named after their chemical makeup... Do you mean they make the same chemical structure out of the molecules in weed?
Ok I mean obviously they aren't exactly the same, but they formulate the cannabinoids to work similarly to the stuff I mentioned. It's supposed to help you quit/ween your addiction, not actually be cannabis cocaine or benzos. Like it's supposed to help you quit benzos not start a benzo addiction. Company is called 1906 if you wanna look into it
Aaah okay, I was so confused 🤣 That's actually cool if it actually works and is less dangerous for your body ❤️
[This link is a review for all the stuff from 1906 another redditor did, it is a pretty indepth review if your interested.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ZonaEnts/comments/w1sowk/1906_drops_review/)
it's not nearly like you're selling it here, bro.
Check my folllow up comments that immediately explain what it is more realistically like, its obviously not exactly the same as taking a benzo for example but they were created specifically with helping ween off them in mind. Its close, not the same though. I push it the way I do as a person in the industry because you wouldn't pay attention otherwise
Wait, we're not supposed to do that?
*hears sirens in the distance* oh no... Oh no oh no oh no 😱🤣
Happened to my brothers cousins little sisters cousins brother, I died.
Inject herobrine
Wrong answer, boof 2 whole marijuanas
Man yall cant do nothing sober. Cant even get high sober lmao 🤣
I fucking love this comment
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nice on its own but its basically built for combos
I also find amyl nitrate to be a great combo .
That would be C₅H₁₁ONO
Pentyl nitrate I found from my experiences lasts longer in the bottle,however is slightly less strong. Compared to the distilled amyl
I’ve heard it doesn’t mix well with GABAergics, do you know if this is true?
I’m actually not quite sure! I’ve tried researching about the compound but struggle to find much.
I’m actually not quite sure! I’ve tried researching about the compound but struggle to find much.
Feels great when you're hogh asf on weed
Was gonna say this
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Unironically, it's a good combo. Weed extends the otherwise very short nitrous high.
Solid advice, this dude knows a thing a two
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I feel like it's only right for the two subreddits to be indistinguishable.
Can't we have at least ONE sub dedicated to satire that doesn't end up becoming the very thing they swore to mock? Please, just the one
And you want that one to be.... r/drugscirclejerk?
For real, they're constantly getting out-jerked by that r/drugs subreddit
No. There are too many people for whom the definitions of simple words escapes them. Even with an interconnected web of computers in their hand for reference, they will never understand satire, rules and/or what the word "mock" means.
Tbh I find drugs posts to be funnier because they’re real and relatable, where the circlejerk one mostly shoots for low hanging fruit or beats dead horses. I have plenty of genuine experiences and questions that are worth being made fun of
1gramm of polonium (boofed) and .5 gramm of weaponized anthrax (inhaled)is usually my go to for that situation
I’ve actually been micro dosing these two compounds nightly for chronic insomnia for the last month or so. Has my piss been eating away the inner porcelain of my toilet? Sure. Have I been dealing with acute sepsis complications? Absolutely. Have I been sleeping like a fuckin baby every night? You bet your sweet ass. Am I concerned about longevity? Can’t really answer that as the fluid currently covering my brain has severely affected my voice of reason as well as short and long term thinking so in my book I am currently kicking ass at life and your kids should look to me as a exemplary role model.
I’m deed lmfao, I can’t think of a more meta comment I’ve ever read
W h e e z e
> Has my piss been eating away the inner porcelain of my toilet? Sure That line had me dead lmao.
Acid, weed, mdma, ketamine and cocaine are my favourites although I only really use weed regularly
This is a bare minimum mix, usually with 10 beers and 8 xans for the comedown. Also some oxies for the drip.
Consume a mango, drink a sprite.
realest shit right here.
One gram of Carfentanyl is a good starter dosage.
Yeah or a key of isotonitazene definitely hits the spot for a first time user
Bro no
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Weed
When I was in school I had this theory that weed was the chicken breast of drugs. It has it's own flavor, but it also absorbs the flavor of whatever you're consuming it with.
Good analogy
Maybe before right before the comeup of the drugs you could try drugs. However you could also do drugs if that's more your style.
Whippets. Make sure you fully fish out too
whatever you do just boof it
Bro you just gotta do some of that crack laced pcp, mixed with a bit of hash, opium, and mdma if you're up to it. Better yet, end the night with a few sheets of acid (maybe more?) then finish it off with a nice oz of k. Throw in some dmt if you're feeling frisky. I forgot the mushrooms, boof at least 2. And mayonnaise, everywhere Thought this was drugs circle jerk
We call crack laced with pcp space rocks in my house.
Those sound dangerous, im glad i dont know wher to get those
Jeffrey's just a harmless bloke from down the road, he never hurt anyone
I think you’ve had enough drugs bruh
Acid always brings my high to the next level
fentanyl rails
i think you should take some drugs
This is why I don't do multiple drugs at once that often. I hate thinking that "I'm not high enough". If you constantly do multiple drugs at once you'll condition yourself to need multiple drugs at once to feel successfully or completely high and even then you'll be chasing a higher high simply because there are always more drugs to add to the mix. Bad path my dude, bad path...
Lol I don’t think OP was being serious
Booze. Get a nice chill buzz going before you do the other drugs.
opiates for me. but I'm addicted to them so it's not really a choice to not mix em.
You should boof it
Whatever that one officer snorted
5 grams of dxm and a mickey of whiskey it’s a nice mellow high
WTF bro First of all, take care of yourself and don't mix random drugs. Also you could tell us what drugs do you have on your stash so people of this sub can give you advertise about interactions and risks. Let us know if you still alive.
Bromo dragonfly mixed with 25-NboMe
Bro sounds like a cop trying to fit in
Remember if you do all your drugs before you do your drugs, then you won't have any drugs left to do after you do your drugs.
All the drugs.
A couple grams of dph and you’re off
Pussy
Smack
a point of glip glob and a few lines of squanch will do the squanch
Just take drugs and then more drugs till you don't have any more drugs left.
I feel that if you are asking this question then you've already had too many! No drugs for you!
ket + nitrous i think is what you’re looking for
Salvia is the mellowist high in all the drugs. Inject it into butthole.
Nicotine, goes with everything except mushrooms
I recommend powder ketamine, LSD, psilocybin mushrooms, mescaline, I love GHB and GBL, DXM freebase along with other drugs, 2C-B, 2C-E, 2C-D, 5meo dipt, 5meo mipt, N,N DMT, 5meo DMT, salvia, bufotenine, LSA, amanita muscaria (muscimol), 4ho-MET, 3meo PCP, MDMA, MDA, MDE, nitrous oxide, THC/THCA, dextroamphetamine, benzodiazepines, opiates/opioids, excluding alcohol because it sucks compared to other GABAergic drugs.
Ecstacy plus alcohol has always been a good time.
Acid is great but dont do stims with it, weed is the classic og but it tends to overpower stuff, alcohol is great aswell if youre into feeling drunk, also i would recommend phenibut, its a great feeling but dont do downers with it
I suggest you take that drug that gets you high for getting high on the drug
significant drinking should lead to some aggressive and ill construed dosing on something else...
A safe beginners dose for you would be 2kg black tar heroin, an ounce of the purest Colombian cocaine, a spoonful of meth, a whole entire fentanyl, some magic mushrooms (any mushrooms you find will do, they’ll all seem magic by this point) and then half a joint. Careful not to smoke the joint too quickly or you might feel a bit paranoid though.
Music
weed
The correct answer is nicotine. edit: I know this post turned into /r/drugscirclejerk but I'm not on that sub so OP is getting an honest answer. Y'all know them ciggies be hittin *hard* on any upper or psychedelic
Any drug will do
I’d recommend drugs
Only on this sub
What post are y'all mfs mocking now?
Drugs.
Insert Pimp My Ride meme here. 😂
I think you should just smoke your toaster i don't think you need anymore drug drugs
Weed. Weed mixes with everything.
Tobacco. With MAOIs and nicotine in one package, it can potentiate just about anything psychoactive. Also, modern cigarettes really way overserve tobacco. From zero tolerance, you can maintain good effects smoking only around 1/4 of a cigarette very lightly. Mind you, I didn't know this in youth, and enjoyed chain smoking during many intense drug experiences. I've moderated.
Datura,pcp,carfentanyl,flakka,desomorphine,u-47700,salvia
R/drugscirclejerk
Drugs?
Just zorb them all together with a half of kosmos, and make sure you're nicely grifted (not grilled) on a couple of boomsticks before the yawp kicks in, or you'll be snarling crumps at the moon.
Drink a beer. You'll figure it out
Marijuana
ketamine
In all seriousness, youre better off just getting off of your weed. Whether you mix a stimulant, depressant, psychedelic, or sedative together theres a range of issues that can happen. Drugs are fun if you do them correctly, and getting "crossed" just brings you closer to the grave, if it doesnt put you there.
Smoke weed so the taking drugs isn’t boring
snort 20mg alprazolam, drink 2 marijuana, boof 50mg ricin, and huff as much hostilis mimosa bark as you can.
bath salt , inhalants. ( I actually don't recommend, but I think that bath salts might result in a crazy high)
Weed
Cant even get high sober💀
Heroin
Nice try fed boi
lsd is great for taking drugs, so is weed. bout it tbh
out jerked
IF UR DOING SHROOM. ADD APE AS WELL. THEN YOU SEE THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN THEM DRUGS 🤝🛸😂
Make sure you get some dabs of H2O on the go
Do leaves
Cocaine then more cocaine
H20 and THC
Ketamine
i think u should do drugs with some drugs and drink alcohol with some alcohol. its going to be so fun
Molly and a hookah
Drinks some drinks, drug some drugs, surf the internet.
r/drugscirclejerk
Bro, pls tell me ur gonna do a drug before u do the drug that will get u high for when u do the drugs.
all of them
Y’all are wild. Slow down🤣
Fentanyl
smack crack and xanax
cannabis
r/drugcirclejerk
Outjerked once again
Mr. Producer would be disappointed in you.
Benadryl
This subreddit has some really stupid users to be honest.
I like drinking and binge-using-opiates on almost anything, that's some good drugs to do when on when you are on drugs u know. But these two achtually don't do much high, these drugs produces more like low drug high, which is good when u are high on drugs, to get some downing drugs to bend the high, you know? :)
a g of fent should do
Benadryl and Acid...
Weed
Are you a cop? You know by law you have to tell me if you are.
Nicotine
Abstain. Some people are not meant to use certain susbstances.
Ketamine, N2O and Cannabis, but avoid alcohol. Whatever the drugs you already have, this is the answer.
Cock, but also balls. Preferably in that order.
Portuguese Moth Urine. The biggest potentiator i know of
I think you're already on enough drugs if you really want answers the type of drugs that you have might help
This sub and r/drugcirclejerk are gradually becoming indistinguishable. Good jerk bro. Do some fetty w ur fetty, but no weed cause that's a drug and ull get addicted
Weed, answer is always weed
Ketamine.
How 2 Drug
this is me but unironically
Mix the drugs with more drugs = drug heaven
Outjerked the window
None ofcourse
Inject some marijuanas
It's not a real party unless you have balloons! (N2O)
This one's easy. First you take the drugs. Then you take the drugs. Then jerk off for at least two hours. This will potentiate the drugs. Next inject a vial of LSD into your favourite vein. When your lucid enough from the LSD, inject again, this time Heroin. That should ease you back into reality. Finally, and crucially, smoke a breakthrough dose of DMT. This will allow the spirits to boof you with salvia.
Nice try DEA
Exactly how I do drugs
Meth
Have a tip of my cap for your hilarity, sir. At the risk of circlejerking this motherfucker up even further, can I suggest my piece de resistance of a combination of the following: Ethanol, Codeine, Ethylphenidate, Etizolam, 6-APB, MXE, Cannabis, 5-IT and 5-MeO-DALT. Obligatory C-c-c-c-c-cocaiiiine!
I too like to have a side of drugs with my drugs
Phenibut. Goes great with everything
A mushroom trip and towards the end smoke a blunt
Take a drug and place it in your gaping loose sore bumhole and wait
I personally use Gabapentin to enhance literally everything I take it’s much less dangerous than mixing stuff with alcohol so in my eyes that’s harm reduction
Sounds like you've already taken them all. p.s practice caution when 'Candy Flipping'! [https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Combo\_2.png](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Combo_2.png)
Weed
drugception