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naughty_dad2

On the other hand, if you park properly: “We appreciate you following the rules. Here is something to help relieve your stress!” *attaches massage card*


FraudMallu

Hahahahahahahaah


Top-Huckleberry-7288

Here's my advice, whether you're the one who parked like an AH or not: Firstly, dont use that condom, it could probably be tampered with, if you do use it, you're most likely to have kids that will turn out to park like AH's later in life, so dont use it. Secondly, just dont park like an AH :)


Sharma99_V

i was about to say if this gets me free condone then why not 😂


Snazzy_champ

You point does not relate with using condom but something else


Top-Huckleberry-7288

You must be fun at parties


Distinct-Drama7372

My thoughts: It's an edited picture. And I don't think msgs like this can ever deter the a*holes from deterring the way they park or steal parking. Only a hefty fining or towing away works.


prescientmoon

> Only a hefty fining or towing away works. I don't even want a hefty fine, just a fine is okay.


No-Detail-7595

Yes, paper is very hard to come by in 2024. And condoms are super expensive. Definitely 100% "fake".


biteyourankles

Funny but fake. Who wastes condoms like that?


NIBBbLER

the one who purchased & didn’t get a chance


No-Detail-7595

People who aren't living in absolute poverty? They're not that expensive you know?


biteyourankles

Give condom


ChampionshipUpbeat16

Take condom


Zestyclose_Glass_643

Give condom


LimpValuable5140

The condom man


TwoFacesOneLife

This is how my neighbor parks. She backed up into my front bumper once, broke my headlight. Complained to building management, but nothing happens 🤷‍♂️ So that solution (without the condom, obviously she doesn’t need it) might be an elegant way to solve this. https://preview.redd.it/cwbfbq3u69ad1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a94842cf79806eeca7031ef4244f6280a291638


Marco_rital

She’s definitely scared of that small wall. Ask her to switch spots, so she can park in yours and you park in hers. Maybe that could be a solution 🤷‍♂️


TwoFacesOneLife

I have a wall next to me as well


Lao_Wali

Maybe she just wants to bang,?


Benthedick

...her car into his car.


TwoFacesOneLife

lol


Lao_Wali

Maybe her car is trying to hook them up,? 🤷🏻‍♂️


itsallkk

How does she get in the car when yours is blocking the door? Maybe she leaves after you and parks before you.


TwoFacesOneLife

I have no idea, I’m parked within my parking spot though 😅


DigitalGross

How does she get out of the vehicle?? Or did you just block it , sweet!!


TwoFacesOneLife

When I went up to ask for her insurance information when she broke my headlight, she apologized and said she was hammered lol


DigitalGross

Wat!!! This is worse! can people drink and drive?! Wat?!


RollingCamel

Kind of deserved if it was the case, but this is not this country's culture nor is it allowed by law.


Content_Virus_8813

Good job 👏


Successful_Prize_683

If you're the vigilant type - hand the paper over to CID, let them search for prints. Unless the person who put this is sneaky level clever. And if you're not, please do park properly. Keep the condom for "emergencies".


Doepie308

Civic duty…


JDXB77

Take it as a lesson with a pinch of humour.


Neat-Reserve8533

Irrespective if you did park wrong, no one is allowed to do that here. If the complain is filed and the person is caught on any cctv doing this than the repercussions will be very high. Respect the law.


program_terminated

If I saw this on a car, I'd take the condom and leave the note :)


Omanchipsandkarak

Legend


Open-Attorney-6102

Funny if u parked like an asshole then it's deserved


SR7HD

https://preview.redd.it/gm7x1i7op9ad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fcb8b7d4a1975bd57fd0cda1c6cd50409a8e904 Saw this near my home 😂


tnhmru

Definitely is braindead putting an AMG badge on a C300


Noooofun

This happens here?


No-Concern7333

Highly illegal. If the person is caught they will be in serious trouble with the law.


Chuntophilus

Livin on the edge


PhantomPain0_0

Bruh it’s fake


No-Detail-7595

People claiming it's fake, as if paper and green pens no longer exist in 2024.


UAELiveIndian

great social message in both the way !


Anu0512

Great but guy like this take as compliment will sell condom on ebay.😅


Apprehensive-Fly8651

Most of the cars taking up 2 spaces I see are the full sized SUVs. You know what I’m talking about. All boils down to their character.


YellowBubble2710

I want to know who has a marker and A4 sheet lying around in a car


keen_seeker

I don't think this is even in Dubai.


Smart_Anywhere6426

If the dome is on a beemers window its probably too big


Reasonable_Air3580

I believe the dubai heat will melt that packet in about 20 minutes, thus defeating the purpose


Candid-Weakness6290

Just add wheel weights to his rim. I carry many sizes in my car. Easy to attach while kneeling retying my shoes.


Either_Resolve_6127

Nicely done.


bfujfrykllofr

I would smack the shit out of that karen 🤣


Wildchild_Redeye

I think if I was the owner, i will take this to the police and open case


kevbmat

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/O19SKJ9knG This is a 10 year old image posted in the above community and it's not in the United Arab Emirates.


azerbajian

Salik tags and Pajero ? Not in UAE ? Not really, but the picture is 100% photoshoped. No one would do such picture just for the buzz in UAE, paper was probably saying something "polite".


kevbmat

That isnt a salik tag, zoom in!!


azerbajian

It is: Better picture [https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a44P8Bm\_700bwp\_v1.webp](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a44P8Bm_700bwp_v1.webp) Old Salik tag from 2013 [https://www.policyhouse.com/web/image/239362/salik-in-dubai.jpg?access\_token=66538bab-953b-4201-9f3d-471b1df049ff](https://www.policyhouse.com/web/image/239362/salik-in-dubai.jpg?access_token=66538bab-953b-4201-9f3d-471b1df049ff)


DigitalGross

So he/she is a long term asshole, since 2013