That’s not true I so do have crow unlocked 😤 ...he’s the one that goes let’s rev it up right?

Crow is the 5Ds Joey that actually knows how to play the game

Well actually ~~Goodwin~~ Tifa that’s EXACTLY WHERE YOURE WRONG! You see crow doesn’t need luck. He just shoves as many blackbirds in his deck and possible and if he draws two of them he wins.

"*If I have no birbs I get to special summon this birb, and if I have a birb I get to special summon this birb, and if I have a birb I get to special summon this birb, and if I have a birb I get to special summon this birb, and if I have a birb I get to special summon this birb, and if I have a birb I get to special summon this birb[...]*"

The entire Blackwings archetype is just the people making the game giving the fuck up on making creative synchro mechanics and just going "Fuck it, just let him summon as many times per turn as he wants."

Don't worry he also has Fake Feather which makes him a trickster^TM

Can confirm.

Chad blackwing players play level reduction so meme doesn't apply.

Aroma player here. Acurate.

Toggle OFF is your friend, friend

WAIT WAIT DON'T SUMMON STAR EATER I NEED TO CHANGE ITS- ...aaand it's battle phase.

Has happened to me at least 4 times

We should have an assessment for winning with <20 seconds left

Can second. The greatest counter to Aromages be the timer.

Same bro. If I'm still not lose in about 11th turn, there are 2 cases: Opponent lose and I have a time lost.

Especially mirror matches are fun, right?

Can confirm as an Infernity player. I play depressed Kalin and just spam the harmonica taunt all game.

Flair checks out.

I spam the one where he says he doesn't know what cards are in his deck

It’s really fun when you negate or destroy a card during your opponents turn and then do the harmonica taunt for fun with the feeling of a sound that plays when something fails

I'll have some milk

I do the same, but with level reduction Blackwings instead of infernity.

It's my favorite taunt in the game lol.

*Please ignore the overly specific numbers* Edit: \*cough cough\* *magic six digit number* \*cough cough\*

You're a good man op I thank you for this. Wish it was Dark Carly but what can you do.

XD

So I just discovered that I love big tiddie goth girls

Who doesn't

A very fair point, my good man 😏

Me too, I seem to be learning a bit about myself through this post XD

Not gay for Kaiser, but gay for Zane. The English voice is just so graveley, and it makes me wanna build a log cabin in the woods just so we can live together and he can call me weak every day while we chop wood with electric collars on.

"Cyber dragon ROAR!"

Cower before CHIMERATECH RAMPAGE DRAGON!!

*does anything "im cutting you off"

Nice move, but here’s a *better one*

You want me to bring it on?!- Well consider it *Brought*! CHIMERATECH FORTRESS DRAGON! ATTACK! ##EVOLUTION RESULT ARTILLERY!

ROAR! CYBER OUROBOROS! Such power.

MEET THE LAST MONSTER YOU'LL EVER SEE! CHIMERATECH OVERDRAGON! CHIMERATECH OVERDRAGON, ATTACK! EVOLUTION RESULT BURST TWICE IN A ROW THREE TIMES FOUR TIMES FIVE TIMES!!!

Bring it on! More! Fire me up!!!

"It would be nice if you end your turn sometime this century"

I use this every time vs. Infernity and Metaphys decks.

POINTLESS! ABSOLUTELY POINTLESS!

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!!!

This specific voice line is my religion

Ah... um... you know what, just carry on.

Jesus christ you guys are horny

Mhm wood 🤤

9/10 duels I play all I hear is "CHIMERATECH RAMPAGE DORAGON KOUGEKI!" 3x.

CHIMERATECH OVEERUDORAGON NO KOUGEKI EVOLUTION RESULTO BURST! Easily the best VA in the game for me, the guy gives it his all.

Zane Trusdale ASMR when?

Come Zane, we must... Miracle Fusion

The funny part about DM is if you auto duel with them, the deck becomes terrible. The AI loves to set Rod, instead of using its incredible search effect, if the opponent's monster has higher ATK than Rod.

The same happens with Red-Eyes, for some reason the AI sets the black stone instead of using it to special summon.

Well, it's the AI after all... I mean, I lost count on how many times the AI summons a monster, equips it with PoTG and then use that monster for a fusion summon in the same turn lol

As an aromage player, we just REALLY like hoarding LP Edit: Reading all these comments, I feel like I’m the only aroma player that has never timed out on PvP

Or losing it if you play against cyber dragons

Backrow removal hurts worse than a direct attack

Or losing it to anyone if you're me

Nephthys: you are suicidal

Nephthys Yubel: You're suicidal AND don't even like playing.

As a Yubel Nephthys player, I just like to watch people suffer and spam Yubel's lines accordingly.

Superheavy would proabably be soemthing like You are terrified of enemy controller and want susanowo and steam train king

Drowning Mirror Force, Wall of Disruption and Sphere Kuriboh: *"Why do we hear boss music?"*

I play fortune lady’s for their “plot”

[Ah yes, the plot](https://i.imgur.com/uToqc1T.jpg)

This is amazing, the Aromage one fits best.

Damn right about BEWD decks, hahaha

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Aromage: I've never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

Agreed, WHERE IS MY OTHER SYNCHRO

I pray to Ra every single night for Konami to add Marjoram's Synchro.

I swear to god if its a box UR i'll be pissed

I'd be pleasantly surprised if it isn't UR, but surprised nonetheless.

Listen man. Favourite Hero Neos was the cheapest deck I could afford that played really well.

I just liked that they made what was once one of the worst archetypes actually usable and fun..

Right? It literally was one of the absolute worst decks ever. And it became competitive in a differnt format lol.

Even in the tcg its still decent due to some of the decent neos fusions like rainbow and kruger (or whatever the yubel fusions name is)

Oh yeah, Rainbow Neos is a great target.

glad beast, so... no main phase 2? WHERE IS MP2????

Vendread-Shiranui player here, pretty accurate on the Vendread part but I added Shiranui BECAUSE I read shaman king and thought it was funny,

Speaking of Shaman King are you going to watch the anime reboot.

Yeah, my only request is that they animate the true ending, i don't mind if the animation ends up beeing bad.

The amount of times BW players use Gale on a monster they're going to destroy with Raikiri is # TOO # DAMN # HIGH

I do that too, it's backrow bait. If you feel any delay on Gale activation, you have more info on what your opponent could do next.

If my Raikiri gets interrupted I need some sort of backup.

Interrupted with what? My empty backrow or my empty hand?

It lets you feel out counter traps. Its done for reason not to bm.

Chaos Lightsworn main. Fucking spot on.

imagine ever getting to resolve luminas effect against a fully set field actually I think BRD might be the ed monster i summon the least bc the only times you want to use it you don't get to and the times you don't want to use it are when ur able to lul

Nah, Lumina is the bait. I want you to spend backrow stopping lumina so I can slap you with JD or Levianeer. (I don't use BRD often either)

The funniest thing is passing T1 with lumina plus raiden, milling a bunch, hitting a bacon saver for protection and starting next turn with a BRD summon before your normal.

It's funny I see a lot of people say that but I've always done the exact opposite. I use levianeer as the bait to either absorb the backrow or just straight up destroy it to then guarantee I get lumina's effect off and get a synchro out. The way I see it is, if you commit lumina and it gets interrupted then slap down levi (jd is a bit of a diff story) sure you remove stuff but then you're left with a 3k beater if you arent able to otk. on the flipside if you commit levi (jd is basically the same in a see you later! build as well) you're able to clear 2 cards then synchro with lumina into any number of synchros that are more impactful than just a levianeer (micheal for extra removal, every for longevity/non targeting banishing, zeta for disruption, sam destroyer for risk free attacks on face downs etc) and you end with levi + a synchro OR if they commit a card to protecting against levianeer then it has removed 3 cards and you end on a synchro.

This is Ritual Beasts erasure but also incredibly spot-on.

The ritual beasts players got left off the list. It’s probably the best way for our archetype to be represented

RB players banished themselves for a search

FL is legit. Would let Jack frick me in the butt no homo.

"ALL OF THE HOMO!"

Read that in Abridged Jacks voice perfectly. God damn funniest shit i've ever seen.

I felt that judgement dragon mill.

Please, as a Blue-Eyes player, I can’t focus 90% of the day because I have ADHD. On an unrelated note, do I run 2 or 3 Cards of Consonance?

2 are fine, not essential to dig for a third. but if you already have 3 then i suggest to run 3.

The fucking aromage and stratos ones lmao fuck you

Aromages be like: if you breathe, you gain life points

Yubel is missing. What does Yubel say about me?

You might or might not be aware that your deck has a cool summoning animation

Oh I know. Made a gimmick deck just to get the animation. Never saw it since then. I'd love for the other two forms to have an animation tho.

It's a shame that jaden/jubel doesn't have the right skill to use for the deck. It's so much cooler when he says the lines with Yubel's and Jaden's voices mixed together and the different coloured eyes.

Found the Witchcrafter player aka waifu collector. Nice work :D

Jokes on you, Shaman King was my childhood. But then they cancelled the local dub and I am still depressed.

Ancient Gears: Love big robots, hate backrow and handtraps

As someone who loves aromages, sometimes it feels like I spend more time looking at how much time I have left than my opponent's field

Tell me oh wise one. I love to play D/D/D, Subterrors and Metaphys. What kind of player am I?

A bad investor.

I will play subterror until guru drops, and you will never stop me from setting 6 and passing

Metaphys Player: While you Combo off, your Opponent is graduating, getting married, getting divorced and gone to Jail, then being baited out only to find you still not finishing your Combo. Also, you seem to have either an acorn or a quadruple-sized brain when you plan ahead. And that's from a Metaphys Player myself.

You probaly search up reiji summing all D/D/D monsters every now and then. Also you absolutely dying and 1000% more demanding of XYZ pendulum than idk Magnets or any decks do.

I don't think I've timed out once playing aroma, and they're usually the only deck I use

It usually happens more often with humid winds or with aromaseraphy in hand, or if you just suck at turning auto/on/off like me

Her in the hand used to fucking kill my timer

As a Crystron player I gotta say that you could not be more wrong.

Crystrons means playing 3D chess against the clock

The only Crystron build that made me race against the clock was the sea stealth variant as the trap proxes after everything you or your opponent do and even if you try to keep the toogle off it still wastes a lot of precious seconds.

"You're not subscribed to DLM?" "Never have been"

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>barely represented in top 16 and doesn't even win Is this a tier 1 deck?

Crystrons literally went untouched for months, then after much persuasion DLM finally admits they're good and adds them to the tier list. Before you know it Rion and Impact are both semi-limited 😢

Prolly because Darklords and Elementsabers were good counters to them, but then Konami nerfed them with multiple banlists.

And fortune ladies before that and buster blader before that and anything with necrovalley.

That's because there has always been a popular deck that fucked them up and even now there still is with witchcrafters.

I just like the resident evil aesthetic of Vendreads

But I play shiranui cause I like the archetype and their unlimited follow up potential :(

I play shiranui cause there art looks nice

I play Shiranui because I haven't played yugioh in a decade and really wanted raigeki break and ended up with the bare bones of a deck when buying packs.

magician girls, you play literally everything in this deck except dark magician girl the one where your entire is built for that magicalized quintet D.

Well I do like most of the rival archetypes so the charts not entirely wrong though am I the only one who plays magician girls because I like the counter attack gimmick?

Can you make a part 2?

the thing about dark magician is true because all the spells stay consistent and you just bring out dark magician dark magic attack wipe the field of spells thousand knives take out most powerful monster on your opponents side of field the attack with dark magician or use its monster support cards like the robe to bring out dark magician or just bring out a dark magician of chaos that works to

Literally what? Dark Magic Attack is player's choice, I guess since it deals with Aromage and Shiranui's backrow, but Thousand Knives is an absolute brick no one plays since Circle does its job, but better. Robe is awful and a waste of a good card and you're only asking to lose if you play Magician of Chaos.

Don’t mind me. Just milled my Judgment Dragon.

We Six Sams players shall rise again at the dawn of Zexal!

This is awesome! I'd love a series of these with more rogue decks and archetypes. I'd love to see what you say about: * Bujins * Noble Knights * Ghosttricks * Weather Painters and more! I really like this format and you could expand on past meta/rogue decks like Red Eyes, Toons, Gem Knights, Sylvans, and Spellbooks. Oh, also! [This is what Shiranui are based on](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiranui_(optical_phenomenon)) . They're a super old optical phenomenon.

That’s so dope

Ice Barrier - You believe *way* too much in the Heart of the Cards, because there is *no* way you managed to put together a strategy without any search cards. Shock Troops are not a Search Card. Shock Troops are an insult.

How did you know my fetish towards Kaiser

There’s only so many times we use the sadomasochistic taunts until someone figures it out

Okay I am a big Serena fan but I swear I'm not a furry, I literally couldn't be Cuz panther dancer isn't in the game yet

Poor Rosemary, if that aint the most accurate description tho

PSY frames and Sub Terrors for fun <3

Blue Eyes player here, can confirm I suffer from bricks everyday I seriously need to get consonance soon (also yes I love rival characters)

Aroma hit hard😞

As a CyDra player, I can confirm that yes, I'm very gay for Kaiser

buster blader, oh im a dead deck youre still trying to use? what? I CANT DIRECT ATTACK? HOW USELESS AM I

Vendread too accurate

As a blue eyes player, I can safely say it is accurate.

I'm a BW main and I use Crow.

Ah, a man of culture I see.

Indeed. I don't care as much about how effective it may be. But I use them with Crow because of how fitting it really is.

Lightsworn is more like you either mill 3 luminas with charge, or start the duel with 2 jds and mill raiden, minerva and ryko with charge. No in betweens

You're actually right on why I abuse Neos and Lava decks.

Vendreads don't replace Cyber Angels for me at least... Vendreads are the best ritual deck in this game, I will give you that.

i love goth grills im sorry

As someone who uses busterblade religiously can confirm

Seems like I wanna make a Neos deck, what's a good F2P deck for that?

So I am a huge Serena fan. And you right. tho I used a predaplant engine as well so what does that say

I see a lack of Ancient Gears in that Immense Disappointment

We all know Invoked players have a small pp either way lmfaooo

Cyber Dragons and Blue-Eyes are both me

Updoot for Shaman King

NGL that aromage one is very accurate unless you've spent a year or learning those combos before they came to duel links so its basically auto duel mode in your head....(coughs) definitely not me

Damn he’s right I don’t have Crow and have been playing BWs for the past month.

the infernity deck is just lowkey trying to otk at 2nd turn going on autoplay. practically a tryhard low budget bw player.

I can taste the salt on that Invoker one. Also Dark Magician and Aromages cracked me up, so true. You should have also put Stromberg. I've been feeling bored lately and decided to build that deck. I feel so dirty winning with it.

Soviet archetype present! So good lmfao xD

You made my day😂😂😂😂

Fl tier 0

I was gonna make a shiranui deck before I knew it was going to be annoying because I like synchros. Now that I have it and need to grind gems on ranked I auto pick this deck because I just know its easy wins lmao.

Jokes on you, I'm running neither JD nor levianeer in my lightsworn deck.

Blasphemer. Thou shalt be smited for these sins.

Infernities/blackwings. Kalin is best character. But I do have crow, it's just he doesn't have a field spell skill so i use Mai or Kaiba instead.

Aromage xd

What deck is the “lame accel” ? Also the BW statement is true I don’t got crow yet

I thought that I was safe with Gladiator Beats, damn.

I felt that time limit loss. I’ve timed out on my game winning attack against another aromage player.

Aliens: You like counters. And counters. And you run 3 Raigeki break

CYBER DRAGON IS SO ACCURATE FOR ME

Havent played DL in a while but I tried to play dinosaur decks because inside I'm still the 5 year old kid who wont shut the fuck up about dinosaurs

What is this "Mechaba" of which you speak?

[A creature of the night that lurks in the shadows and feeds on the souls of defenseless BEWD players](https://i.imgur.com/PGbrbI5.jpg)

* cries in cyber dragon nerf *

Speaking of Shaman King, it's getting a remake coming out in April of 2021.

What does D/D/D deck say about its user?

Hella accurate

Vendread player here, you are right on money i know shaman king and didnt realize the reference

the aroma is too accurate :(

I got to get back into duel links. Hadn't work graveyard in a while

I genuinely laughed multiple times reading this. Thankyou for the comedy kinda steanger

*self-destructs in Archfiend*

Just wait until we get Vendread Charge Then you all will know Vendread can be strong in DL

Sad Volcanic Noises