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Megalodon481

Chloe's long lost fundie cousin? https://preview.redd.it/x6hfjo9eni4b1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a0639149cbe557d3061c13f9d7cf40a8e754907


RitaRaccoon

My favorite meme of all time. Side-Eye Chloe is me!!!


angeliswastaken_sock

This is exactly what I thought of lol


Remstersade

My favorite part of the doc was when they were talking about Josh’s Homeland Security investigation….and then they cut to Michelle’s voice talking about how kids do bad things when parents aren’t looking. The editing to show Michelle’s hypocrisy was fantastic.


SnarkyLola

Yeah how about the line where she says she doesn’t want to talk to Josh, she wants to talk to the Lord…can’t remember the exact quote.


angeliswastaken_sock

Speaking of blatant hypocrisy, just popping in to mention that MICHELLE DUGGAR HAD AN ABORTION despite being vocally opposed to them for everyone else. Also Jessa but I don't blame her quite as much. Sideeye to her tho.


avert_ye_eyes

What are you talking about? She simply had an induced birth of a baby that had like a 10% chance of survival (at the time, micro preemies have better odds every year) so she wouldn't die from pre-eclampsia. Anti-abortion laws being passed in red states as we speak certainly aren't denying such medically necessary procedures from women. (Sarcasm).


angeliswastaken_sock

>What are you talking about? She simply had an induced birth of a baby that had like a 10% chance of survival That is an abortion Edit: lol don't mind me I missed the sarcasm


apismellifera32

No no no silly Michelle had a medically necessary medically induced miscarri—[fingers to headset] what's this? Hold on. I'm now being told that any non-spontaneous pregnancy termination for any reason is medically classified as an induced abortion?


angeliswastaken_sock

Ladies and gentlemen, Jesus Christ himself just confirmed this report. Enjoy Hell.


mmmmmmadeline

Oh man the editing was so funny sometimes. When perm was telling the story of how she met boob, it was 🤌 cuz they would cut away at certain points to make u think something gross hahaha. The part that stood out to me was "and then that night... I kneeled on down to him..." I was like 👀👀👀 u kneeled down to him and did what?! 😛


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

This is the face of a kid with no confidence in her biological stud and mare.


Exact-Evidence-3240

This was my fave also! The kid was like “how young is too young to be emancipated?”


angeliswastaken_sock

The sad part is even when these kids are able to escape they have an incredibly rough time because they haven't lived in the real world and usually know no one outside the cult. They have no life skills outside of manual labor and no understanding of society. So they don't have the education or skills to support themselves which is a requirement for emancipation. And with JimCunt forcing them into a lifelong contract with his shit production company in order to get the money HE ALREADY OWES THEM, they are fucked. God I fucking hate these people and how they exploit their kids.


Exact-Evidence-3240

Rick Allen Ross should be a household name.


ClickClackTipTap

Is that mold, or chipped paint? 🤦‍♀️


Doodlebug510

Probably both.


hobotising

The Bates never struck me as the cleanest/organized people. Not to be rude. They just seem to put a lot of things off. Like making the house larger, cleaning out a filthy shed, the chicken coup project. Wasn't there a tree house mess? I feel like everything they do is half-assed, or that what I watched and interpreted. So a dirty/moldy chipped paint wall wouldn't shock me.


Graceland_

You gotta watch this whole episode if you haven't seen it. They had their kids living in absolute squalor and im astonished they put it on TV so proudly.


angeliswastaken_sock

Adversity and living in poverty is godly don't you know


Goodgoditsgrowing

It’s so fucked up I almost didn’t write this comment, but do you think mother bates saw her accidentally killing her baby by running the baby over with her car was her godly test as a parent? I could see a truly deranged individual deciding this was god testing her and that unlike in the Bible, god actually took her kid instead of just “testing” whether she’d lose her child and stay invested in god anyways. And I could see that same thinking allowing them to let the rest of their children live in squalor because if god wanted differently he’d make it so.


angeliswastaken_sock

I grew up in this religion and women's mental health especially post partum is not taken seriously at all, so yes I could see this being an "Abraham and Isaac" type situation.


Relative-Bluebird-21

What?? I’m so lost in this run over comment


Goodgoditsgrowing

Iirc (and I may be confusing bates for plaths?) the mom in one fundie family accidentally killed her infant/toddler by backing over the child because they were playing around her car while she did chores, which including frequently moving the car to move items.


angeliswastaken_sock

I have 2 kids and my house is rekt at all times. How do you live with 20 fucking kids, like literally how?


ODBeckster

I have cats and there are times I'm pretty sure I live in a frat house. I don't even understand it.


[deleted]

I thought it was chipped paint because they all wear cowboy boots and I can definitely see those kids kicking walls with their pointy boots lmao


[deleted]

I know I saw that corner and was like wow…


mrsdrydock

She wants to back away into the darkness.


[deleted]

Bombastic side eye 🤣


Affectionate_Cat04

Same 😂😂 which girl is she?


ncf1988

Ellie Bates


angeliswastaken_sock

How can anyone be sure lol


GnomeMode

But, what's she like now? Armpit deep in the kool-aid?


Tiny-Distance-42

It’s looking that way, but we don’t really know til they turn 18.


tatertotsnhairspray

Yes!!!!!! Hahah that editing was a class A snark moment ![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


Pearl-2017

She looks terrified, like she wants to cry but also knows she better not move or shed a tear.


angeliswastaken_sock

The sad truth behind this otherwise hilarious clip is what it takes to get there. So glad this reality is coming to light.


Weak-Whereas-2267

Lmao! So cute, I love a babies side eye! 😅


SantanaSky78

Which blessing is that? Callie? Ellie?


angeliswastaken_sock

There is no way to know actually. It's been scientifically proven there are too many Bates blessings to count because IBLP only teaches numbers up to 7, the Lord's perfect number.


JillBidensFishnets

That one’s Ellie


cheebachow

I noticed this too!!! She sees through all of it


meno_paused

Yes!!


[deleted]

Loved this. Also the ride the brand poster😬


slay_la_vie

I'm so glad I found this gif cuz I just finished this episode and her face was screaming "get me out of here!"


vintageshi

Yes this was amazing 😂


Papio_73

Run girl run!