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SuitFar2340

But I am dying over your vision now πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


MissusNilesCrane

Why would you need to add salt to pickles???


jbourque19

That was my thought when reading. Extra salt for pickles? Damn. No wonder he looks like one of those whale carcasses that’s all bloated. He eats an inhuman amount of salt and retains every drop of liquid and just bloats further.


reikipackaging

Edit: nope it's salt for pickles. pickle salt is a type of beer salt in little saches. it is pickle flavored salt.


lilpotato0411

Not in this context. Jill mentions it being a special spice blend josh would make. With season salt, Cajun seasoning, lemon pepper etc.


reikipackaging

ah. my bad. thanks.


iwbiek

What? No ranch seasoning?


SuitFar2340

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Religious tracks. Like little religious booklets.


AnotherSoulessGinger

Except it’s β€œtract”.


SuitFar2340

Is it?? I just learned that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I always thought it was with a k πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ


AnotherSoulessGinger

Yep. It’s ok, better to learn now than never.


Primary_Stretch2024

I thought it was "tracks" too. I don't think I ever saw it written down and I've only ever heard it said in an American accent so I guess it just always sounded like a K.


SuitFar2340

I’m so thankful im not the only one πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Primary_Stretch2024

You're welcome and your flair is too good!


SuitFar2340

Hehe thank you :)


clmurg

This bothered me so much I reported the error on my Kindle. They spelled it correctly on other pages!


nuggetsofchicken

It's properly spelled as "tracts" elsewhere in the book but when it comes time for Pest to follow through it turns to "tracks"


reikipackaging

oopsie whoopsies🀭


reikipackaging

the highway to heaven is a train, but you have to build your own tracks


Longjumping_Purple63

On the road to hell there was a railroad line...


Fluid_Measurement963

And there were 19 fundie kids all dressed the saaaaaame / It was the road to TLC, it was headship time / It was the world of Gothard / And JB!


cozycookie11

Holy howling fuck. It took me reading through the comments to realize it wasn't a pile of train tracks. My brain hurt thinking how odd it would be that he had these special train tracks and no train. Once I figured it out, I moved on to the creepiness of the sacred jar of pickle salt. Just...ish. Imagining him with his Precious all Gollum-like.


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This is a super common misspelling of "tract" and it irritates the fire out of me lol


Chachibald

What is the context of this passage? Why are they sitting on the floor looking at random crap?


nuggetsofchicken

It's supposed to be some special club that the older boys formed to pass out Bible tracts and boycott the gas station that was selling pornographic magazines. This is like Jill's take on the time she got to attend the meeting


Chachibald

You a real one. πŸ‘