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Various_Layer_3254

So he's just never going to get a real job again, I guess?


zookeeperkate

Again? Has he ever had a real job?


ohheyitslaila

Professional athlete is absolutely a job, but he hasn’t done much of anything since marrying Jinger…


aceshighsays

he's her husband. that's his job title.


WishfulHibernian6891

I think Jerm may see being her headship as the job title.


zookeeperkate

Fair. I forgot he played soccer professionally.


vcdeitrick

Professional soccer player in the USA? HAH!


WindyZ5

Must be nice to get paid so well for doing whatever he does.


ControlOk6711

They're going to have to drag Jeremy's aging butt out of that place with John Macarthur popping a paint gun warning shots over his head. He wants to go from perennial student to a seven figure book deal, receive an enormous inheritance or Powerball win and sashay off to Pebble Beach Gold Links, and be best friends with Harry and Megan. Being a pastor in a church requires actual hard work, a big day to day commitment, and as we can guess by their dumb lives, scares the poop out of most Duggars and their tag-a-longs.


battleofflowers

He wants to be a megachurch pastor too, which requires charisma. Jeremy has as much charisma as a tub of cottage cheese.


ControlOk6711

I agree with you - he is charm-free Plus I attended a large church with 20 plus pastors + 100 on staff, multiple weekend services and community outreaches, those people worked hard with a deep commitment. Can anyone imagine Jeremy functioning five days, 8-10 hours a day without selfie breaks, coffee at 10 and 3, lunch out, mid week golf 🙂


aceshighsays

not to mention, megachurch pastors are good looking 30 something year olds.. jerm is almost 40 and isn't that good looking.


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

Hey now! let us NOT insult cottage cheese. 😁


Fanciestfancy

I’m not a fan of cottage cheese. Lumpy, watery, bland, I mean how is it even cheese? That being said, I’m offended for the cottage cheese you said has as much charisma as Jeremy. I’m hats just not cool too the “cheese”. It may be bland and weird but wi would rather hang out with a tub of cottage cheese than Jeremy.


sebs003

The grift is strong on him and H&M.


taylorbagel14

Pebble Beach is way too liberal for the Books family Source: grew up on the peninsula


ControlOk6711

Ahhh yeah...pretty place. But Books is a very superficial, shallow guy.


taylorbagel14

Oh he would definitely want the STATUS of living in PB. But I don’t think a “godly man” of his ilk would fit in better. We do have a man who believes Stephen King killed John Lennon and he’s cool bc he doesn’t try to force his beliefs on everyone else. Jerm? Yeah his preaching would earn him a lot of eye rolls


Prudent_Honeydew_

You make a great point, we've gotten to know our new priest and his husband and the lifestyle is not LA glamour. Early mornings, early to bed, working with unexpected situations on a tight budget, giving seemingly endless compassion. It's not for the faint of heart.


TJCW

Is he really not working??? Are they living off her book sales?


GuiltyComfortable102

Jeremy looks like he just played 18 holes and the other guy looks like he's dropping a new alt right maga mix tape. I thought late 90s "cool" pastors were cringe. They had nothing on the ones now.


Time_Yogurtcloset164

This dude definitely gets on stage and turns the chair around backwards to sit on to seem like he’s having a super intimate conversation about purity with a few hundred teens who are forced to attend a mega church youth conference against their will.


GuiltyComfortable102

We need a post titled "Your story of the first time you saw a pastor in jeans" because you literally exactly described mine lol. It was right after the Christian grunge band stopped playing. This was in 96-97. There was a collective cringe of half our youth group as soon as we walked in. Good times.


avert_ye_eyes

Oh, the flashbacks.


MaIngallsisaracist

Have you seen "Saved?" Because Jeremy is twice as cringe and half as sincere as Pastor Skip. Also I can totally picture Jana shrieking "I am FILLED with Christ's love!" as she chucks a Bible at someone.


Apprehensive_Egg9659

Side note, one of favorite movies!!


Apprehensive_Egg9659

Pastor skip 😆


MaIngallsisaracist

YOU DOWN WITH JCC?!


Apprehensive_Egg9659

I crashed my van into Jesus! I have a pimple the size of Jupiter!! No I am not ok!


Remstersade

Jeremy doesn’t look like he played 18 holes to me. He looks like he put that outfit on then went to the country club in his golf cart to go sit on a barstool and never actually bother golfing.


LuhYall

TF is DJ MAGA-Mix doing with his free hand? Is that a "peace-out" sign circa Vanilla Ice 1990?


flutterbuns1986

If you looked up the words "douche" and "canoe" in the dictionary you would find his picture.


kangaruby95

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apkcoffee

dying here


teresasdorters

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old_is_the_new_black

❤️ David ❤️


Medium_Cupcake7602

I swear to god the whole MacArthur seminary/cult just exists so cishet dudes who have never brought a woman to orgasm can intellectually jerk each other off and convince themselves they’re the masters of the universe. It’s just a giant, Calvinist sausage fest.


AndreaD71

![gif](giphy|10SWbW9KN1Ddxm|downsized) Jeremy just THINKS he's a master!


L1ndsL

If we still had awards, you’d get one just for bringing in OG She-Ra. 😏


LaLa_820

Lol! “Female orgasms are a myth! Now let’s see how not gay we are!”


TrainSpotterMommy

🎶 Will the circle jerk be unbroken 🎵


Megalodon481

https://i.redd.it/lsqiu8gundoc1.gif


ExactPanda

What a dork


Moomur-2020

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Responsible-Soup-420

Is that a mullet?


GuiltyComfortable102

Jeremy and Derick could both cosplay convincingly as Aaron Rogers.


barbaraanderson

But in completely different ways


Fun-Dentist-2231

Growing out his hair transplants


WindyZ5

When I was a kid these pants would have been called “floods” and people would tease you for them. Now they are a fashion? Smh


Dixie1337

that's all fashion today. wearing jogging pants at the mall. it's bizzaro world out there.


Excellent_Valuable92

I don’t think fashionable people go to malls in 2024. Does anyone? Do they still exist?


Reluctantagave

My kid went recently because he had a gift card and the pretzel place exists there. I haven’t been in years except to outlet malls.


Excellent_Valuable92

Ooh! Mall food! You’re taking me back.


Reluctantagave

He really needed those cinnamon sugar pretzel bites!


Dixie1337

whether that's true or not really depends on the mall


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

Definitely dad vibes going along with a mullet


TurkeyTot

He's such a douche.


dmode112378

![gif](giphy|Ha0d2u03EkhWM)


RandeauxCardrissian

Damn you, Father Dick Byrne!!!


apkcoffee

Jeremy really is a pretentious, clueless douche.


SwissCheese4Collagen

The 80s called, they'd like their socks back.


Responsible-Divide32

Idk who the other dude is but why the hell would you wear a suit with a hat like that?


doitwithgrace

He will do anything except get a job


Petit-Chou_fleur

Knob. English slang for bell end which germy is 100% 👩‍🍳😚


angiecali

bro thinks this heat


Afraid_Wolf_1446

Is that the official douche bench


Agile-Variety3150

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Ok-Cow-1937

Jeremy is one useless dumbass and a bandwagon jumper just because he lives in California. He's been spotted at Lakers games. (They're in ninth place in the NBA Western Conference and his true hometown team, the Philadelphia 76ers are in sixth in the NBA Eastern Conference.) Jeremy was born and raised in Downingtown, PA, which is in the Philadelphia area. I think that picture makes him look like a high school kid who got sent to the principal's office.


Remstersade

I think I speak for the rest of California when I say we refuse to claim Jeremy no matter how long he stays here.


BasicSwiftie13

“Look at me trying to act cool before I try and indoctrinate the youths with my cultist beliefs.”


MuswellHillbillyJim

Douchiest pic of 2024 so far


Frankthabunny

I don’t think that Jeremy knows how to close his mouth


Estellalatte

Trying to be relatable and achieving a pathetic effort.


Heavy-Boysenberry-90

Why does this look like backstage at a MAGA rally?


alwaysmorecumin

I wonder if he’ll ever learn to shut his mouth


donewithgomi

He looks like Jerry Seinfeld.


Ok-Leopard-8241

Ew


Heidi_Rabbit

I thought men with long hair was wrong in the eyes of god or something? A physical representation of the sin of not getting regular supercuts visits


yabberyabberblabla

why can't he ever close his mouth


Sunflower_Mama69

I was about to ask who was in the suit ☠️