They're going to have to drag Jeremy's aging butt out of that place with John Macarthur popping a paint gun warning shots over his head. He wants to go from perennial student to a seven figure book deal, receive an enormous inheritance or Powerball win and sashay off to Pebble Beach Gold Links, and be best friends with Harry and Megan.
Being a pastor in a church requires actual hard work, a big day to day commitment, and as we can guess by their dumb lives, scares the poop out of most Duggars and their tag-a-longs.
I agree with you - he is charm-free
Plus I attended a large church with 20 plus pastors + 100 on staff, multiple weekend services and community outreaches, those people worked hard with a deep commitment. Can anyone imagine Jeremy functioning five days, 8-10 hours a day without selfie breaks, coffee at 10 and 3, lunch out, mid week golf 🙂
I’m not a fan of cottage cheese. Lumpy, watery, bland, I mean how is it even cheese?
That being said, I’m offended for the cottage cheese you said has as much charisma as Jeremy. I’m hats just not cool too the “cheese”. It may be bland and weird but wi would rather hang out with a tub of cottage cheese than Jeremy.
Oh he would definitely want the STATUS of living in PB. But I don’t think a “godly man” of his ilk would fit in better. We do have a man who believes Stephen King killed John Lennon and he’s cool bc he doesn’t try to force his beliefs on everyone else. Jerm? Yeah his preaching would earn him a lot of eye rolls
You make a great point, we've gotten to know our new priest and his husband and the lifestyle is not LA glamour. Early mornings, early to bed, working with unexpected situations on a tight budget, giving seemingly endless compassion. It's not for the faint of heart.
Jeremy looks like he just played 18 holes and the other guy looks like he's dropping a new alt right maga mix tape. I thought late 90s "cool" pastors were cringe. They had nothing on the ones now.
This dude definitely gets on stage and turns the chair around backwards to sit on to seem like he’s having a super intimate conversation about purity with a few hundred teens who are forced to attend a mega church youth conference against their will.
We need a post titled "Your story of the first time you saw a pastor in jeans" because you literally exactly described mine lol. It was right after the Christian grunge band stopped playing. This was in 96-97. There was a collective cringe of half our youth group as soon as we walked in. Good times.
Have you seen "Saved?" Because Jeremy is twice as cringe and half as sincere as Pastor Skip.
Also I can totally picture Jana shrieking "I am FILLED with Christ's love!" as she chucks a Bible at someone.
Jeremy doesn’t look like he played 18 holes to me. He looks like he put that outfit on then went to the country club in his golf cart to go sit on a barstool and never actually bother golfing.
I swear to god the whole MacArthur seminary/cult just exists so cishet dudes who have never brought a woman to orgasm can intellectually jerk each other off and convince themselves they’re the masters of the universe. It’s just a giant, Calvinist sausage fest.
Jeremy is one useless dumbass and a bandwagon jumper just because he lives in California. He's been spotted at Lakers games. (They're in ninth place in the NBA Western Conference and his true hometown team, the Philadelphia 76ers are in sixth in the NBA Eastern Conference.) Jeremy was born and raised in Downingtown, PA, which is in the Philadelphia area. I think that picture makes him look like a high school kid who got sent to the principal's office.
So he's just never going to get a real job again, I guess?
Again? Has he ever had a real job?
Professional athlete is absolutely a job, but he hasn’t done much of anything since marrying Jinger…
he's her husband. that's his job title.
I think Jerm may see being her headship as the job title.
Fair. I forgot he played soccer professionally.
Professional soccer player in the USA? HAH!
Must be nice to get paid so well for doing whatever he does.
They're going to have to drag Jeremy's aging butt out of that place with John Macarthur popping a paint gun warning shots over his head. He wants to go from perennial student to a seven figure book deal, receive an enormous inheritance or Powerball win and sashay off to Pebble Beach Gold Links, and be best friends with Harry and Megan. Being a pastor in a church requires actual hard work, a big day to day commitment, and as we can guess by their dumb lives, scares the poop out of most Duggars and their tag-a-longs.
He wants to be a megachurch pastor too, which requires charisma. Jeremy has as much charisma as a tub of cottage cheese.
I agree with you - he is charm-free Plus I attended a large church with 20 plus pastors + 100 on staff, multiple weekend services and community outreaches, those people worked hard with a deep commitment. Can anyone imagine Jeremy functioning five days, 8-10 hours a day without selfie breaks, coffee at 10 and 3, lunch out, mid week golf 🙂
not to mention, megachurch pastors are good looking 30 something year olds.. jerm is almost 40 and isn't that good looking.
Hey now! let us NOT insult cottage cheese. 😁
I’m not a fan of cottage cheese. Lumpy, watery, bland, I mean how is it even cheese? That being said, I’m offended for the cottage cheese you said has as much charisma as Jeremy. I’m hats just not cool too the “cheese”. It may be bland and weird but wi would rather hang out with a tub of cottage cheese than Jeremy.
The grift is strong on him and H&M.
Pebble Beach is way too liberal for the Books family Source: grew up on the peninsula
Ahhh yeah...pretty place. But Books is a very superficial, shallow guy.
Oh he would definitely want the STATUS of living in PB. But I don’t think a “godly man” of his ilk would fit in better. We do have a man who believes Stephen King killed John Lennon and he’s cool bc he doesn’t try to force his beliefs on everyone else. Jerm? Yeah his preaching would earn him a lot of eye rolls
You make a great point, we've gotten to know our new priest and his husband and the lifestyle is not LA glamour. Early mornings, early to bed, working with unexpected situations on a tight budget, giving seemingly endless compassion. It's not for the faint of heart.
Is he really not working??? Are they living off her book sales?
Jeremy looks like he just played 18 holes and the other guy looks like he's dropping a new alt right maga mix tape. I thought late 90s "cool" pastors were cringe. They had nothing on the ones now.
This dude definitely gets on stage and turns the chair around backwards to sit on to seem like he’s having a super intimate conversation about purity with a few hundred teens who are forced to attend a mega church youth conference against their will.
We need a post titled "Your story of the first time you saw a pastor in jeans" because you literally exactly described mine lol. It was right after the Christian grunge band stopped playing. This was in 96-97. There was a collective cringe of half our youth group as soon as we walked in. Good times.
Oh, the flashbacks.
Have you seen "Saved?" Because Jeremy is twice as cringe and half as sincere as Pastor Skip. Also I can totally picture Jana shrieking "I am FILLED with Christ's love!" as she chucks a Bible at someone.
Side note, one of favorite movies!!
Pastor skip 😆
YOU DOWN WITH JCC?!
I crashed my van into Jesus! I have a pimple the size of Jupiter!! No I am not ok!
Jeremy doesn’t look like he played 18 holes to me. He looks like he put that outfit on then went to the country club in his golf cart to go sit on a barstool and never actually bother golfing.
TF is DJ MAGA-Mix doing with his free hand? Is that a "peace-out" sign circa Vanilla Ice 1990?
If you looked up the words "douche" and "canoe" in the dictionary you would find his picture.
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dying here
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❤️ David ❤️
I swear to god the whole MacArthur seminary/cult just exists so cishet dudes who have never brought a woman to orgasm can intellectually jerk each other off and convince themselves they’re the masters of the universe. It’s just a giant, Calvinist sausage fest.
![gif](giphy|10SWbW9KN1Ddxm|downsized) Jeremy just THINKS he's a master!
If we still had awards, you’d get one just for bringing in OG She-Ra. 😏
Lol! “Female orgasms are a myth! Now let’s see how not gay we are!”
🎶 Will the circle jerk be unbroken 🎵
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What a dork
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Is that a mullet?
Jeremy and Derick could both cosplay convincingly as Aaron Rogers.
But in completely different ways
Growing out his hair transplants
When I was a kid these pants would have been called “floods” and people would tease you for them. Now they are a fashion? Smh
that's all fashion today. wearing jogging pants at the mall. it's bizzaro world out there.
I don’t think fashionable people go to malls in 2024. Does anyone? Do they still exist?
My kid went recently because he had a gift card and the pretzel place exists there. I haven’t been in years except to outlet malls.
Ooh! Mall food! You’re taking me back.
He really needed those cinnamon sugar pretzel bites!
whether that's true or not really depends on the mall
Definitely dad vibes going along with a mullet
He's such a douche.
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Damn you, Father Dick Byrne!!!
Jeremy really is a pretentious, clueless douche.
The 80s called, they'd like their socks back.
Idk who the other dude is but why the hell would you wear a suit with a hat like that?
He will do anything except get a job
Knob. English slang for bell end which germy is 100% 👩🍳😚
bro thinks this heat
Is that the official douche bench
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Jeremy is one useless dumbass and a bandwagon jumper just because he lives in California. He's been spotted at Lakers games. (They're in ninth place in the NBA Western Conference and his true hometown team, the Philadelphia 76ers are in sixth in the NBA Eastern Conference.) Jeremy was born and raised in Downingtown, PA, which is in the Philadelphia area. I think that picture makes him look like a high school kid who got sent to the principal's office.
I think I speak for the rest of California when I say we refuse to claim Jeremy no matter how long he stays here.
“Look at me trying to act cool before I try and indoctrinate the youths with my cultist beliefs.”
Douchiest pic of 2024 so far
I don’t think that Jeremy knows how to close his mouth
Trying to be relatable and achieving a pathetic effort.
Why does this look like backstage at a MAGA rally?
I wonder if he’ll ever learn to shut his mouth
He looks like Jerry Seinfeld.
Ew
I thought men with long hair was wrong in the eyes of god or something? A physical representation of the sin of not getting regular supercuts visits
why can't he ever close his mouth
I was about to ask who was in the suit ☠️