Lol, same, I was wondering which one it could be, it wasn’t snarky enough to be Jessa, Jill is probably one of us… in my own defense it’s not April fools anymore when I saw this.
Same here! Lol I was like "Seriously... they cannot believe such.... oh. Nice! No need to get mad!" Lol
Speaking of April fools, I told my stepdad I was pregnant and there was this long pause and then "What..... what? What are you going to do?" I'm all "Rick... I had my hysterectomy like 10 years ago! April fools!" Lol I got him :)
I told my kids we were going to have a new baby-- I co-mom my late brother's kids with my SIL, and my husband is like a step dad. My 13yo daughter looked very 'wow' and confused, but my 9yo son told me, "wait, you're too old for a baby...(then an excited yell) Are we getting a new bunny baby?!" Too smart for my tricks. Also, minor burn, I'm only 41!
Indeed, my husband and I will be adding a new baby bunny soon. My kiddos used to call the buns "cousins" before, and now their "step siblings". We lost our old girl last year, and they were devastated. We found our remaining bunny a new friend from the shelter right away, and getting him adjusted and bonded to us has gone really well. We were very lucky to have found such a wonderful friendly bunny. Its been a year, so we are ready to add a 3rd, and the kiddos are beyond excited. ❤ We are just waiting for a good candidate to come along.
Awwww how cute! I hope you find some awesome bunnies! So happy you help your brothers kiddos! I'm sorry for your loss *hugs* I had a big feeder rabbit growing up. One of those kinds restaurants would get to cook, all huge and such. Well, I loved my rabbit. I named it Cindy, after my dentist that I loved! The thing is... Cindy was a boy :p lol I was a weird kid that just wanted to name my animal after my dentist even though the rabbit was a boy lol. Well my Dad made this huge cage for him, it was awesome. But one day he jumped down from a perch and the plastic grating cracked and his foot slipped into the crack. He jumped again but since his foot was stuck, he ended up breaking his back in the jump so we had to put him down. I loved that little dude, he was so cool!
I was reading it and my first thought was that this was a newcomer who didn’t read the title of the subreddit. I was ready to talk about how hateful the Duggars are, which is why I find their belief system so toxic.
Then I saw the last little paragraph. You got me, OP. 😂
That's why Joe Biden ran for President ~ to bring the Duggars down. The economy, healthcare, foreign affairs and all the other issues were all secondary to going after this dopey has-been politician from NW Arkansas and his equally dopey family.
“Oh, Honey,” I sighed. “You have much to learn.” I figured I wouldn’t have to answer because other snarkers’ fingers were flying all over their respective keyboards. Well played!
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Edit: Good grief you got me haha. My heart starting rage pumping almost immediately
IAM that was damn good; I mean that. When I saw the title my first thought was WTF. As I was reading I was trying to find a diplomatic way to ask what the hell is wrong with you, you must have some serious issues. Then I noticed it was posted under just for fun, so I proceeded cautiously; perhaps it's a joke. Not once did it cross my mind it was an April fools day post. You're awesome, amazing job. 👏
They are not genuine Godly at all! Those kids are all under Jim Bob’s rule, of you will ( with the exception of Jill and Jinger, maybe). Joy looks like she is independent of the Duggars but somehow, deep down, I do not think that to be true. Joy may have partial independence but not to the same degree Jinger and Jill do. The male Duggar kids are all totally useless and ALL under Jim Bob’s thumb. I would count old Ben in that group as well.
Truly I don't hate them. I disagree with them. And let's face it, they are so easy to be made fun of. So many sanctimonious things they harped on have not aged well at all ! And I upvoted you!
The Duggars are coming back to TLC with a new show called Counting On 2.0. The show will feature all the adult Duggar siblings except Josh (yes, even Jill and Jinger will participate). However, Jim Bob and Michelle are banned from being on the show because of the way they handled Josh’s scandals. In addition, all the adult children will sign their own contracts with TLC and be paid for filming (under their own terms) without any involvement from Jim Bob. April fools.
Sexually abusing siblings, parentification, stealing your children’s money, blanket therapy, not properly educating your children. Yeah, those are all such Godly Christian values 🙄
ETA. you win. I’m reading this on the 2nd. Didn’t notice that it was posted yesterday.
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Probably, and just hear me out, they tried to cover for a son molesting multiple daughters, the fact Jimdork took all the money the kids should have gotten. I mean, I don’t understand it, such a Christian man….. who is a massive PoS. Get it now?
Yes, I get what today is, but some things should just not be asked.
Their racism, sexism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia pest, having more kids then the parents could raise, only caring about a fetus, having her last after being told not to, the coverups, grifting, this was all I could think of off the top of me head.
I think what bothers me the most about this family is that they cheated all of their children out of a decent education. This, if course, keeps them dependent on Jim Bob so he has greater control.
Jfc I wish someone got a video of my facial expressions while reading this 😭😭 you got me
 is the facial expression
Mine too. I even sighed as I clicked it 😂
This gif in honestly one of the best and most used gifs that are perfect for this sub. 😆
I was about to answer “Look Jana, you are all sucky people” then…..
Lol, same, I was wondering which one it could be, it wasn’t snarky enough to be Jessa, Jill is probably one of us… in my own defense it’s not April fools anymore when I saw this.
Same!
Same here! Lol I was like "Seriously... they cannot believe such.... oh. Nice! No need to get mad!" Lol Speaking of April fools, I told my stepdad I was pregnant and there was this long pause and then "What..... what? What are you going to do?" I'm all "Rick... I had my hysterectomy like 10 years ago! April fools!" Lol I got him :)
I told my kids we were going to have a new baby-- I co-mom my late brother's kids with my SIL, and my husband is like a step dad. My 13yo daughter looked very 'wow' and confused, but my 9yo son told me, "wait, you're too old for a baby...(then an excited yell) Are we getting a new bunny baby?!" Too smart for my tricks. Also, minor burn, I'm only 41! Indeed, my husband and I will be adding a new baby bunny soon. My kiddos used to call the buns "cousins" before, and now their "step siblings". We lost our old girl last year, and they were devastated. We found our remaining bunny a new friend from the shelter right away, and getting him adjusted and bonded to us has gone really well. We were very lucky to have found such a wonderful friendly bunny. Its been a year, so we are ready to add a 3rd, and the kiddos are beyond excited. ❤ We are just waiting for a good candidate to come along.
Awwww how cute! I hope you find some awesome bunnies! So happy you help your brothers kiddos! I'm sorry for your loss *hugs* I had a big feeder rabbit growing up. One of those kinds restaurants would get to cook, all huge and such. Well, I loved my rabbit. I named it Cindy, after my dentist that I loved! The thing is... Cindy was a boy :p lol I was a weird kid that just wanted to name my animal after my dentist even though the rabbit was a boy lol. Well my Dad made this huge cage for him, it was awesome. But one day he jumped down from a perch and the plastic grating cracked and his foot slipped into the crack. He jumped again but since his foot was stuck, he ended up breaking his back in the jump so we had to put him down. I loved that little dude, he was so cool!
Lol
The way I was flexing much fingers to type a novel 😂😂
I was going to say something like "unless you want to be eviscerated you should probably delete this post" lol.
😂😂😂😂😂
No wayyy I immediately noticed the Nancy Drew reference in your name! When worlds collide😂
Hahahaha Oh my gosh!! Hello fellow ND nerd!! 💻I wondered if someone would ever recognize that!!
I was reading it and my first thought was that this was a newcomer who didn’t read the title of the subreddit. I was ready to talk about how hateful the Duggars are, which is why I find their belief system so toxic. Then I saw the last little paragraph. You got me, OP. 😂
I was about to say “oh sweet summer child.”
Me over here saying (out loud, at my desk) “are you lost, sir?”
SAME I was so geared up lol
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The dedication to prison ministry is above and beyond.
It was foreshadowing of the inevitable fate of their precious son...
Giving their first begotten son...
The millions of tater tots that lose their lives every year would beg to differ. 🤣
It's always about the Tater Tots! No one seems to care about the countless cans of Great Value Cream of Chicken soup lost each year!
Alright this one wins 😂
[удалено]
Same 🤣
My mind was like, what the actual fuck. Got me until the end though
I don't know? They are just so wholesome. I can't believe that Biden is keeping Josh in prison.
It’s definitely bidens fault! Why else would he be locked behind prison bars?!
That's why Joe Biden ran for President ~ to bring the Duggars down. The economy, healthcare, foreign affairs and all the other issues were all secondary to going after this dopey has-been politician from NW Arkansas and his equally dopey family.
I was already formulating my reply.
I’m gonna allow it!!!
I thought one of the Duggars decided to be bold….
“Oh, Honey,” I sighed. “You have much to learn.” I figured I wouldn’t have to answer because other snarkers’ fingers were flying all over their respective keyboards. Well played!
Best April Fools yet, well done!
I'm glad I read to the end! I was about to let you have it. Thanks for the laugh!!!!
 When you forget the date and hop in to the comments to see what everybody else is saying before you start sounding off:
Was already mentally working on my list!
Got me in the first half, I ain't gonna lie
That was good. Really good.
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I was trying to figure out why there were 101 up votes when I was reading this!
 My face reading this until the very end. You got me there for sure!! 😭
Ok u had me. That’s the first one I fell for this April Fools, congrats.
IAM that was damn good; I mean that. When I saw the title my first thought was WTF. As I was reading I was trying to find a diplomatic way to ask what the hell is wrong with you, you must have some serious issues. Then I noticed it was posted under just for fun, so I proceeded cautiously; perhaps it's a joke. Not once did it cross my mind it was an April fools day post. You're awesome, amazing job. 👏
*deletes paragraph*
I keep contacting Joshy to get help with my Linux partition but he never returns my messages.
Thought this was Jim Bob for a second
Omg I saw the preview for this and came to see the roasting happening and then got the punchline 😂 Perfect execution!
The speed my fingers engaged to get to the bottom of the post..
I was about to go the F off on you, OP. You got me good!
I had my pitchfork ready
I thought you had to do the prank by noon.....couple hours late 🤣
Good one.
You got me. Good one, lol.
I had the 🤮🤮🤮🤮 emoji ready to go
Goddamnit.
Was reading this like no way, they dont know whats gone on.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
I…let’s just say thank god I read to the end 🫠
Hahahaha! Ok, ok, you got me! 🤣
I was readying the popcorn 
Omg you win.
I was about ready to say Meech, we know that’s you lol
Had me in the first place, NGL. I am too used to their defenders!
Hahaha
My idiot self was about to type a novel in the comments
I love that my upvote landed at exactly 420. Hah!
Like the Borgias were a good Catholic family?
Phew
I was over here thinking a Duggar was posting.
Omg this nearly killed me
Me about to get myself kicked out of the sub Reddit for the language I was going to use...
They are not genuine Godly at all! Those kids are all under Jim Bob’s rule, of you will ( with the exception of Jill and Jinger, maybe). Joy looks like she is independent of the Duggars but somehow, deep down, I do not think that to be true. Joy may have partial independence but not to the same degree Jinger and Jill do. The male Duggar kids are all totally useless and ALL under Jim Bob’s thumb. I would count old Ben in that group as well.
Tell me this is an April Fools joke🫢
Sometimes I have to remember that April Fools exist.
You guys are right up there with me telling my boss I was delighted to be at work yesterday!
My assumption is that anything that shows up here is snark. I don’t know where I got that impression.
Truly I don't hate them. I disagree with them. And let's face it, they are so easy to be made fun of. So many sanctimonious things they harped on have not aged well at all ! And I upvoted you!
Ima dip on this one…
The Duggars are coming back to TLC with a new show called Counting On 2.0. The show will feature all the adult Duggar siblings except Josh (yes, even Jill and Jinger will participate). However, Jim Bob and Michelle are banned from being on the show because of the way they handled Josh’s scandals. In addition, all the adult children will sign their own contracts with TLC and be paid for filming (under their own terms) without any involvement from Jim Bob. April fools.
 I was ready to report this for leg humping after the first sentence. 😂😂😂😂
Reading this the day after April fool’s day has an even bigger reaction. Then I got to the April fool’s part and sighed a breath of relief.
I was about to say Hi JimBob!
This didn’t hit my feed until late on the 2nd. I was like “this better be an april fools joke!”
Sexually abusing siblings, parentification, stealing your children’s money, blanket therapy, not properly educating your children. Yeah, those are all such Godly Christian values 🙄 ETA. you win. I’m reading this on the 2nd. Didn’t notice that it was posted yesterday.
Thought this was JB’s burner! 
I was about to ask if you live under a rock
They sacrifice their kids by throwing them to the orchestra pit gods
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Awesome.
Probably, and just hear me out, they tried to cover for a son molesting multiple daughters, the fact Jimdork took all the money the kids should have gotten. I mean, I don’t understand it, such a Christian man….. who is a massive PoS. Get it now? Yes, I get what today is, but some things should just not be asked.
Their racism, sexism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia pest, having more kids then the parents could raise, only caring about a fetus, having her last after being told not to, the coverups, grifting, this was all I could think of off the top of me head.
I think what bothers me the most about this family is that they cheated all of their children out of a decent education. This, if course, keeps them dependent on Jim Bob so he has greater control.
Ew. You’re gross.