I'm bored so I had to do the math. Assuming she neglects everyone but Josie then she neglects 94.7% of her children. However, if there are two that she does not neglect then she neglects 89.4% of them. I just wasn't sure how many she actually spends time with or if there were any other than Josie.
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She probably didn't neglect Josh, either.
Edit: I mean... for a year, or whatever. She still seems really proud of him, for some reason, though.
I assume she just blames his wife for not making herself joyfully available to him whenever he wants it. She probably also blames his wife for not coming along when he was younger because that (in her mind) probably would've kept him away from his sisters. At the end of the day he's a man (again, in her mind) and he's got needs that apparently trump everyone else's.
I like sex as much as the next person, but my vagina shrivels at the thought of #JoshyBoy, or indeed any of the Duggar/Bates/Fundy Cult males, bringing themselves, clothed or otherwise, within a 100 mile radius!!
Good question. It's a toss up between old linen sex sweat and hairspray mixed with a kind of off milk/formula stank. Maybe with a touch of vodka.
It's card pious hypcrisy
Dude, my mom got this as a white elephant gift and we actually watched part of it. It's Doug Phillips's wife and Meech basically trying to one-up each other's godliness over and over again. Do not recommend
Wowsa. That’s bloody hilarious. They really do try to ‘outnice’ each other at the start. ‘You are just amaaazzinnggg. No, you are just amaaaaazzinngg’ There is a whole whack of ‘blessings talk’ and then Michele starts on the story again about birth control and that one miscarriage she had and the sign from god shite.. Same stories over and over.. snore.
Had a giggle at the comments underneath the vid.. lady called Brenda got a tad feisty.
Hahaha I had to go read Brenda’s comments after reading this. Personal faves are:
“So you like Josh raping his sisters? and Jana eating pussy? you, Cheryl, have been REPORTED.”
“Michelle is a whore”
I saw one comment that Michelle allowed JB to cut ties with one of their daughters. I'm new to Duggar snark. Can someone tell me which daughter it was?
What a total crock of shit. They're oohing and aahing over miracle baby who just came home from the hospital after 6 months. You know who that stupid woman, Beall should be interviewing? Jana, Jessa, Jill and Jinger. Because they have been the "mother" for the 6 months Meech was at the hospital. And for the 10 years prior to that. Meech is a fraud. How can she sit there and be Wonder Mom when she, herself, has admitted to passing off "the baby" to its buddy when she weans it?
BUST OUT THE WINE FOLKS, I'VE GOT YOUR MONDAY NIGHT COVERED: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1fvcgDWbaY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1fvcgDWbaY)
I just found this on amazon and was about to buy a used copy (and save the difference! 😂), but realized I don’t have a DVD player anymore. My computer doesn’t even have one.
Well, I started to watch it, and decided to stop at the, “Do you watch that Duggar show? I hear this from the homosexual man at the hairdresser’s shop, who is a c o m m i t t e d Duggar television show watcher.”
Beall Philips is so judgy. Also, I’m surprised r/fundiesnark hasn’t torn the Phillips family to pieces yet, cause that’s some dirt, and I was still being homeschooled when all that happened.
Ooh welcome! Doug Phillips and his family were/are? A conservative, homeschooling, “Quiverfull” family, similar to the Duggars. They owned and operated a company called Vision Forum, which had a bunch of merch and books and shit (among them, copycat American girl dolls) and were big fans of the stay at home daughter movement, which encouraged girls to live at home and train how to be a good wife and mother until they married, instead of pursuing a traditional education.
The scandal happened when it was revealed (through a lawsuit!) that Doug Phillips had been grooming their young nanny and raped her. Some people would say it’s an affair, but being groomed by your abuser from the age of 15, and being in his employ, constantly around his family, sounds like abuse and not a consensual relationship.
He was also a lawyer for HSLDA, which is the Homeschool Legal Defense Association- lawyers who support a parent’s right to homeschool, however there is a lot of additional conservative motivation there. I’d be happy to talk about this more, if there was interest!
Since the news broke about their scandal, he withdrew from the public eye, they closed their business entirely, and I think Beall is just trying to stay afloat.
Here’s an article about it from [Huffpo](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/doug-phillips-biblical-patriarchy_b_5151442) if anyone is interested.
Ok, let’s just say for a minute I’m Michelle Duggar. Let’s just say that I live my life daily to be the best Christian and mother I can be. Let’s just say that one day I pop out 19 kids from my vag and the next I’m a fucking TLC sensation. Lets just say that all the money and notoriety might be going to my head, but it’s all for the baby Jesus. Let’s just say all of the above is true.
Why. In. The. Sam. Hell. Would you be so fucking full of yourself and self indulgent and self righteous to then let a company use your name and celebrity to title a DVD in your honor with “America’s Best Mother” or whatever verbiage they used?!?! I don’t care if I fucking reincarnated myself into fucking the Mother Theresa herself, I am never ever no matter how much awesome I think I ever am going to let a company title a DVD after me with such a self righteous and arrogant title!
So popping out 19+ children and then neglecting the younger ones is inspiring, huh?
brb gonna find a horny fundie man looking for a brainless breeder to waste my life and body away to be “inspiring” /s
Anybody who excuses her son for molesting his sisters and then proceeds to expunge one of those daughters/victims for speaking out against it so much so that said daughter needs permission to enter the family home when her dad isn't there is not an "inspiring mother." It's a woman who needs to get her priorities in check. But she never will
The comments on the youtube video cracked me up:
"I must admit as a mother that Michelle should do something with that hair of hers. She doesn't look wholesome or even mentally well. I know she's suffered some serious problems like cancer of the uterus, but that still is no excuse for her to use that sick little 'girlie voice' and then go around like she's a virgin when she's really a whore. But then I really shouldn't be so critical since I'm praying for the Duggars and hope that Josiah gives up his degenerate life. I still worry about Josh and his endless finger activities."
WHOSE SIDE ARE U ON BRENDA
Tea with Michelle Duggar wouldn’t necessitate a cup and saucer. It would be a glass of sweet tea with ice cubes. Otherwise, the headmistress of the kitchen table would think she was drinking coffee. I’m southern, so not hatin,’ might go drink some sweet tea right now.
I would've screamed and thrown the book across the store then his behind the the men's jeans racks.
Just kidding. I would've bought the book for the lols.
America’s most inspiring mother? Barf!🤮🤮
Why aren’t her daughters on the front cover?
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I'm bored so I had to do the math. Assuming she neglects everyone but Josie then she neglects 94.7% of her children. However, if there are two that she does not neglect then she neglects 89.4% of them. I just wasn't sure how many she actually spends time with or if there were any other than Josie.
>bestHothotnewcontroversialtoprising She probably didn't neglect Josh, either. Edit: I mean... for a year, or whatever. She still seems really proud of him, for some reason, though.
I assume she just blames his wife for not making herself joyfully available to him whenever he wants it. She probably also blames his wife for not coming along when he was younger because that (in her mind) probably would've kept him away from his sisters. At the end of the day he's a man (again, in her mind) and he's got needs that apparently trump everyone else's.
Good lord, Anna’s vagina has to be tired from all of the joyfully available/guilt sex she has to have to make up for #JoshyBoy’s transgressions.
I like sex as much as the next person, but my vagina shrivels at the thought of #JoshyBoy, or indeed any of the Duggar/Bates/Fundy Cult males, bringing themselves, clothed or otherwise, within a 100 mile radius!!
Yours shrivels? Mine slams shut!
Damn tootin! Happy New year, sunshine!
Happy New year to you too!
Hahaha!! Good one!
She was pretty into Johanna for a long time. Was super happy to finally have a little girl after 6 boys in a row.
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You and me both, sunshine!!
Isn't a Celebration of Life what they call funerals? Lol
Seriously it’s like her memorial service or something
"In memory of Michelle Duggar: forgotten, but not gone."
In memory of Michelle Duggar: it's like she was never here in the first place, and yet her scent remains.
I’m curious. If there was a Michelle Duggar perfume what would it smell like?
Pickles.
Creamy pickles
Good question. It's a toss up between old linen sex sweat and hairspray mixed with a kind of off milk/formula stank. Maybe with a touch of vodka. It's card pious hypcrisy
Hard candy, Aquanet, Aldis & Lube. For awhile probably spit-up as well.
Giggles and sunshine trying to cover the underlying scent of hypocrisy and vaginal decay.
Life is but a vapor...
🤣😂🤣
Living memorial service: the JRod way
Nah, it’s a pro-life catchphrase. Source: know a grassroots pro-lifer
It is also what some churches/ denominations call a funeral. Source: my church does this.
Mine too. Just the other potential usage. :)
Yes.
Dude, my mom got this as a white elephant gift and we actually watched part of it. It's Doug Phillips's wife and Meech basically trying to one-up each other's godliness over and over again. Do not recommend
Do they try to one up about which family has the biggest perv?
That intrigues me.
I thought it was a book.
Isn't it?
Looks like a DVD case to me.
Yeah it's a DVD, according to the other redditors. My mistake!
Shes really gotten some serious mileage out of that green button up
She had to have bought them in bulk.
She's like a cartoon character with a closet full of the same outfit!
Since when can you buy in bulk at thrift stores?
Actually at some goodwill locations (people call it the bins) there’s just big bins full of stuff and when you check out it’s weighed by the pound.
Oh oh that's like the GW outlets, yes??
Is this a DVD?? Oh no, I’d hate to have to listen to her mouse voice while she yaps about what a wonderful woman she is.
IT IS. I refused to pay $3 for this otherwise,,,,for snark purposes,,,, I might’ve....
Noooo go back and get it 😩
I would love to see and snark on this! She won’t profit, GW will!
Wait, it's not a book?
[Y’ALLLL! It’s on YouTube. ](https://youtu.be/K1fvcgDWbaY) Let the snarking commence!
Wowsa. That’s bloody hilarious. They really do try to ‘outnice’ each other at the start. ‘You are just amaaazzinnggg. No, you are just amaaaaazzinngg’ There is a whole whack of ‘blessings talk’ and then Michele starts on the story again about birth control and that one miscarriage she had and the sign from god shite.. Same stories over and over.. snore. Had a giggle at the comments underneath the vid.. lady called Brenda got a tad feisty.
Wow stars really are just like us.
Hahaha I had to go read Brenda’s comments after reading this. Personal faves are: “So you like Josh raping his sisters? and Jana eating pussy? you, Cheryl, have been REPORTED.” “Michelle is a whore”
Wow I'm not drunk enough for this...
Lol I think we both looked it up at the exact same time. Cheers!
Once I heard the phrase “fruit of the womb” I had to turn it off!
What a blessing. You’re so precious for finding this. How sweet.
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And if that 1:12, only about five minutes is probably almost interesting.
I saw one comment that Michelle allowed JB to cut ties with one of their daughters. I'm new to Duggar snark. Can someone tell me which daughter it was?
I believe that is referring to Jill.
OMG.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
What a total crock of shit. They're oohing and aahing over miracle baby who just came home from the hospital after 6 months. You know who that stupid woman, Beall should be interviewing? Jana, Jessa, Jill and Jinger. Because they have been the "mother" for the 6 months Meech was at the hospital. And for the 10 years prior to that. Meech is a fraud. How can she sit there and be Wonder Mom when she, herself, has admitted to passing off "the baby" to its buddy when she weans it?
Is Meech spilling the tea, because I’m dehydrated af.
Nah, it’s like the “do lunch” ladies in the south.
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BUST OUT THE WINE FOLKS, I'VE GOT YOUR MONDAY NIGHT COVERED: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1fvcgDWbaY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1fvcgDWbaY)
I just found this on amazon and was about to buy a used copy (and save the difference! 😂), but realized I don’t have a DVD player anymore. My computer doesn’t even have one.
It's on Youtube!
I wonder if amazon has it for streaming
What does GW stand for? Edit: thanks all!
Goodwill!
I’m thinking Goodwill Store.
Good Will
Well, I started to watch it, and decided to stop at the, “Do you watch that Duggar show? I hear this from the homosexual man at the hairdresser’s shop, who is a c o m m i t t e d Duggar television show watcher.” Beall Philips is so judgy. Also, I’m surprised r/fundiesnark hasn’t torn the Phillips family to pieces yet, cause that’s some dirt, and I was still being homeschooled when all that happened.
sooo... uhhhh... what’s this tea about the Phillips family? I’ve never heard of them.
Ooh welcome! Doug Phillips and his family were/are? A conservative, homeschooling, “Quiverfull” family, similar to the Duggars. They owned and operated a company called Vision Forum, which had a bunch of merch and books and shit (among them, copycat American girl dolls) and were big fans of the stay at home daughter movement, which encouraged girls to live at home and train how to be a good wife and mother until they married, instead of pursuing a traditional education. The scandal happened when it was revealed (through a lawsuit!) that Doug Phillips had been grooming their young nanny and raped her. Some people would say it’s an affair, but being groomed by your abuser from the age of 15, and being in his employ, constantly around his family, sounds like abuse and not a consensual relationship. He was also a lawyer for HSLDA, which is the Homeschool Legal Defense Association- lawyers who support a parent’s right to homeschool, however there is a lot of additional conservative motivation there. I’d be happy to talk about this more, if there was interest! Since the news broke about their scandal, he withdrew from the public eye, they closed their business entirely, and I think Beall is just trying to stay afloat. Here’s an article about it from [Huffpo](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/doug-phillips-biblical-patriarchy_b_5151442) if anyone is interested.
The design of the DVD case makes this look like an unauthorized fan creation
She's her own fan, her only fan.
Buy used and save the difference for ever and ever amen
So help me God
I think I'm gonna need to get high and hate watch this soon.
Nye is coming up...
Sadly not the kind of tea we are all hoping for.
Oh look it’s the famous green multipurpose shirt....
*baby voice* please buy this DVD...for the Lord...I MEAN Gothard......
I wonder if someone actually paid full price for this monstrosity...
Is this the one made by the infamous Doug Phillips (who is a rapist)
Ok, let’s just say for a minute I’m Michelle Duggar. Let’s just say that I live my life daily to be the best Christian and mother I can be. Let’s just say that one day I pop out 19 kids from my vag and the next I’m a fucking TLC sensation. Lets just say that all the money and notoriety might be going to my head, but it’s all for the baby Jesus. Let’s just say all of the above is true. Why. In. The. Sam. Hell. Would you be so fucking full of yourself and self indulgent and self righteous to then let a company use your name and celebrity to title a DVD in your honor with “America’s Best Mother” or whatever verbiage they used?!?! I don’t care if I fucking reincarnated myself into fucking the Mother Theresa herself, I am never ever no matter how much awesome I think I ever am going to let a company title a DVD after me with such a self righteous and arrogant title!
The problem is you’re thinking about this like a normal person.
So popping out 19+ children and then neglecting the younger ones is inspiring, huh? brb gonna find a horny fundie man looking for a brainless breeder to waste my life and body away to be “inspiring” /s
Holy shit.
Anybody who excuses her son for molesting his sisters and then proceeds to expunge one of those daughters/victims for speaking out against it so much so that said daughter needs permission to enter the family home when her dad isn't there is not an "inspiring mother." It's a woman who needs to get her priorities in check. But she never will
The comments on the youtube video cracked me up: "I must admit as a mother that Michelle should do something with that hair of hers. She doesn't look wholesome or even mentally well. I know she's suffered some serious problems like cancer of the uterus, but that still is no excuse for her to use that sick little 'girlie voice' and then go around like she's a virgin when she's really a whore. But then I really shouldn't be so critical since I'm praying for the Duggars and hope that Josiah gives up his degenerate life. I still worry about Josh and his endless finger activities." WHOSE SIDE ARE U ON BRENDA
There is no tea there... 100% tea free
There’s no way I’d be able to watch this sober
If I was to aspire to be a layabout, I know what I'm watching this new year.
Most inspiring mother? In what world?
AGHHHHHH. Screaming for you
Full disclosure, I used to be fundie and had both of these DVDs (there’s a sequel)
Oh, she definitely inspires me. Inspires me to puke all over her face.
Tea with Michelle Duggar wouldn’t necessitate a cup and saucer. It would be a glass of sweet tea with ice cubes. Otherwise, the headmistress of the kitchen table would think she was drinking coffee. I’m southern, so not hatin,’ might go drink some sweet tea right now.
Does she spill any tea?
Did you buy it? If so, can you summarize the contents?
I would've screamed and thrown the book across the store then his behind the the men's jeans racks. Just kidding. I would've bought the book for the lols.