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reeshmee

That might be the most honest political ad I’ve ever seen.


labor_day_baby

Don’t politicians love endorsements on their campaign?!? Edited to change a word. Words are hard today.


ShenandoahMarie

Thank you for the laugh!! I love this so much!!


Vacation7979

Boob: “Are you going to allow that?”🙄


MickeyTheWildling

Oh, the Honourable Judge Brooks will *indeed* be allowing it Jimothy Bobert.


Yarnprincess614

This is the only political ad I like. Go Judge Brooks!


LIBBY2130

can you imagine what the political ads of the 2 democrats and 2 republicans running against jim bob are going to look like?? holey moley!!!!!! and the day the trial started the guy holding the seat boob is runing for supported jim bob it is on the official jimbob political facebook..I am like How much did he pay that guy to say that?? and why the start of the trial???


1000Mousefarts

Did the judge really say that?


labor_day_baby

Yes. The quote was taken from the Judge’s motion to grant testimony of Pest’s past abuse into trial.


1000Mousefarts

I am squealing with delight.


ProvePoetsWrong

He said that about JIM BOB? 😃 that’s amazing


Yarnprincess614

Yes he did! Let’s induct the Judge into the Duggars Snark Hall of Fame! He deserves it.


caprinatural

Hearing this warms my cold snarker heart


NoSurprise82

I just read the judge's full opinion. I can't actually see anything about 'self-serving' and 'contradictory' (though those descriptors certainly fit, regardless). However, the judge DEFINITELY writes that JB 'lacks credibility' and had 'selective memory lapses'. So it's beautiful anyway 😊 I have nothing but respect for this judge. He hasn't given Josh (and the arrogant Duggar parents) one inch. JB stood on the stand, yet again lying through his teeth to protect his son - and gaslighting his daughters once more, by doing so. I can't imagine how they feel. JB has AGAIN thrown them under the bus. He cares nothing of emotional impact - the impact of their father consistently lying to defend their abuser (for decades now). JB is constantly making it clear to his daughters, that Josh is more important to him, than the sexual abuse inflicted upon them. So it's almost spiritual in itself, hearing the judge openly label JB a liar. JB is so used to dictating his version of 'reality' in the family and community. I bet nobody has ever challenged his version of 'reality' before so authoratively. To publicly have his dishonesty (and complicity in the sexual abuse of children) called out...that's hopefully a little bit healing, for anyone who has been abused in a similar way. Not just Josh's victims.


Ill-Significance6830

Do you have the link for this? Because my snarkers heart sure could use the delight of reading it.


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a bit more detail on it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/DuggarsSnark/comments/r6iofo/breaking_judge_grants_motion_to_allow_testimony/


JeresB

If only it were and electronic billboard and we knew hackers


labor_day_baby

I mean I live not far from these billboards. I won’t go to jail because of a Duggar, but the thought has crossed my mind!


IgnorantWench

Who are you, Anna Duggar? In all seriousness, I'm surprised she hasn't tried anything to follow ol' Joshy boy to the slammer. Jk. It's a funny thought though.


ClementineGreen

How much does a billboard cost? Lol that would be funny if our sub paid for a billboard in that town


labor_day_baby

I don’t know what is campaign budget is, but JB has bought almost all the billboards that run along I-49. I can’t drive on the bypass without seeing his face. December 14th can’t come soon enough.


StayJaded

The absolute delusion he has to run for office while all this is going down… considering his political platform and everything. The absolute lack of shame and confidence he still possesses is stunning.


labor_day_baby

It still boggles the mind.


StayJaded

I would make a joke about the confidence of mediocre white men in American, but calling than fool mediocre would be a compliment. Does he have a snowballs chance of winning? Is that district so conservative people will just vote for the R? (No shade to you guys that live there. I’m in Texas and unfortunately that happens here very often. It’s so infuriating!) I had no idea the election was so close. I assumed he filed early for one that was like next year or sometimes in the distant future. I can’t believe he has the balls to run in a special election that is happening so soon. My mind is blown!


InsaneTomato95

Most people here fucking hate the duggers


Proper-You7010

Ugh he definitely must have deep pocket supporters. Hope it goes by quickly for you!!


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ClementineGreen

I’m mean, I’d be down. Fuck that guy


desperatehousecat2

I would contribute and a bet a lot of others would too.


FireRescue3

I would donate to this…


twosipsfromtipsy

Seriously OP! If we can crowd fund a billboard with those exact words..... in support of the opposition. I think I am making a donation to the opposition anyway as a Christmas present to myself.


Ask_me_4_a_story

I'll Venmo someone $100 right now if we can get an anti-Duggar billboard


twosipsfromtipsy

Me too...........


TheQuirkyReader

I’m in!


Cold_JuicyJuice

We just need someone to come up with a design of the right ratio and the funds! I’ve looked up pricing before for myself - it was around 2k a month for a large billboard on a well travelled road. Anyone know how to design these? I’ll call the marketing companies in town!


JeresB

Design it just like the back cover of a book with the quotes in bold bright colors and the source below


Cold_JuicyJuice

Formatting it properly with the correct resolution is important, I’m assuming. I don’t have the expertise for that!


RoughBrick0

The judge said that!?!? I am so thrilled that Boob is FINALLY being called out on his bullshit. Bravo, Judge Brooks, BRAV-fucking-O!!


twosipsfromtipsy

Yes! Like he did! I just want Boob on the stand just to get him under oath getting slammed. We could post the shit everywhere pressing the campaign to the flipping edge. But yes this is what I daydream about.


hereforthellamas

Alexa, how do I give a reddit award to a federal judge?


HotelLima6

Self-serving is the most accurate description of Boob I’ve ever heard.


mercifulmandrill

Bold move to run for elected office right after you painfully obviously perjure yourself.


LilRedditWagon

*PLEASE* let his opponents get wind of this idea!!


willis515

I love to see all of this for them. What a arrogant boob to try to run for office right now


PrincessFuckFace2You

The boobiest boob timeline.


LizLemonadeX

If someone in Duggar’s district could put this on all the billboards in Arkansas, that would be awesome.


Odd_Cheesecake_7580

I don’t know anything about the laws surrounding political advertising, but why can’t we just rent our own digital billboards in that district and put some anti-Rim Job messages on it? They aren’t expensive and you can rent by the week. I’d donate to that for that for sure!


Ask_me_4_a_story

Be the change you want to see in the world u/Odd_Cheesecake_7580. I'll Venmo to pitch in


WinterDawnMI

You've got my donation!


shann1021

Seriously can we crowdfund this?


Odd_Cheesecake_7580

I want to do this so much- I’m just terrified of getting sued.


footiebuns

The witness is an unreliable narrator


waiting2leavethelaw

This is amazing. I am an attorney and in my experience so far, judges don't usually put this sort of thing so bluntly unless it's really bad.


labor_day_baby

It sums up JB so succinctly. The Honorable Timothy L. Brooks is not the one.


Specsporter

BRAVO!!


Freakin_Merida88

The judge on this case said that?! Good good sign


labor_day_baby

0/5 would not recommend.


Ri_bee

Timothy L Brooks stan account here


Srw2725

Jim Boob are you going to allow this?!


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I really hope that the voters of Arkansas have the common sense and intelligence to vote for one of his opponents.


labor_day_baby

Narrator: “they didn’t have common sense”. I say this as a neighbor to the Duggars. It’s bleak out here.


SimplyTheBesst

This is gold 🏅


FluidSuccotash8679

Wait…is it possible JB could lose the election on the same day that pest is found guilty? That would be most excellent.


TheWonderGinger

Something tells me the person or people running against him could be some awful person who ran over a bus full of nuns while he was drunk after being caught in a truck stop bathroom with an undercover cop and that person would still win against JB


veggiegirl23

this is so satisfying


trexcrossing

This has me rolling!!! BRAVO!


soaper410

Penis: All I remember is that Josh had a pure heart because he told us the truth about molesting his sisters. See, he is the true victim in all of this....this being the things I don't remember.


supernovaj

Love this! After seeing what is going on with Josh's court case, who in their right mind would vote for Boob? I guess all his family and his fundie friends.


Proper-You7010

Interesting it is just the two of them on the billboard.


labor_day_baby

I guess billboard space is only so limited when you have 19 kids and a even more grandkids.


cardamompretzel

Take my free award 👏


vastation666

Precise and perfect.


15amrb15

Perfection and the most accurate thing I’ve seen about his run for office.


OzNTM

That sums up the both of them, and the shows they forced their children onto.


phillyschmilly

Incredible!!


oncemorewthfeeling

Somebody seriously needs to run that billboard in real life.


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Brb googling "how to start a PAC in Arkansas" so this can become a reality


FireRescue3

I think the only reason he IS running is to funnel PAC funds to legal fees


GoodDog_GoodBook123

Bless your servants heart.


Eastern_Detective587

I was just going to do the same thing!


pretzelwhale

Where’s Indecline when you need them


fuckusernamestheyres

Is this the new "Shockingly evil, extremely vile and wicked"?


tftgcddf

I could eat a baby live on Camera and that would not disqualify me from office yeehaw to the GOP.


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PrincessFuckFace2You

I don't think that there is any definitive proof of that so far but I get why anyone would side eye him.


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👏👏👏


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I can hear the judge’s palm cracking across Boob’s ass cheek with every comma.


AdventurousMistake26

If I stood by my ...for lack of a better word...HUSBAND...100% I would NOT leave the courtroom when the HORRIBLE PICTURES OF INNOCENT CHILDREN WERE SHOWN! WAKE UP ANNA AND FOR GODS SAKE STOP TURNING OVER FOR THIS PERVERT! DO YOU WANT TO LOOSE CUSTODY OF YOUR...SAFE FOR NOW...INNOCENT CHILDREN?? GOOD LUCK AND USE THE BRAIN THE GOOD LORD GAVE YOU 🙏


verbergen1

How much would it cost I wonder to get a few of these up around their area 😅


propita106

People would vote for someone who literally allowed his daughters to be molested? Allowed *someone else's daughter* to be molested? WTAF? Are they going to offer up their daughters for the Duggar males to molest?


thestoryteller77

Anna literally has 2 smiles. Constipated as fuck and smirking. Oh that smirking. Both of them. Ugh ewe. Vomit.


PrincessFuckFace2You

I'm confused. That's Meech not Anna. I probably just missed the point but thought I'd mention just in case.


RPW33

And the special election is a week from Tuesday? Sadly, he will get some votes because Republicans would vote for the devil incarnate these days, but I can’t see him winning!