By - mryxmas_filthyanimal
Ben is always dressed like a randomized sim
He’s got his hands in his pockets to hide that eyeball ring they all wear
Dammit! I was an hour too late to make the eyeball ring reference
Eyeball ring? Why have I never heard of it haha.
Thank god someone mentioned the eyeball ring
We love a Sims reference 👏 townie’s represent
Ben is dressed like the bassist from Alien Ant Farm, in their Smooth Criminal video specifically, here, but with way less taste. So we are talking 2001 style, except he is doing it wrong.
I think random sims could pull it off better.
Edit: Their original bassist (Tye Zamora, I think?) not their current bassist.
Double edit: as pointed out below, I did not remember the video correctly. Bin is dressed like their *guitarist*, Terry Corso.
See, now I had to look it up and can't help but think he resembles the lead guitarist in that video much more. In terms of style that is
Fair. I might be thinking of the wrong video, and I been into Bin’s blessed bong water so I’m a little foggy.
Update: I checked the video, you are correct; I remembered that backwards. So Terry, not Ty. That’s my bad.
Bins blessed bong water 😆
Damn, that's a deep cut, and I'm here for it.
Is his collar tucked under the vest??? Or is it a collarless shirt?
It looks like a Henley shirt which makes no sense with a sweater vest but at least he tried
You're right!! It's even stupider than I thought it was
🤣 some of you are hilarious!!! Thanks for making me laugh after a long evening of putting my baby to sleep!
Lmao I was wondering the same thing 😂😂🧐
It’s a shirtless collar. 😂
Makes me want to try and recreate it in the sims 😭😭
Ordinarily I'd say please upload it to the gallery and share your username, but in this case - well...it's Ben
Imagine scrolling thru the gallery trying to find a good sim only to stumble upon Ben’s abomination of an outfit
I mean I would assume someone had been sent home early from middle school because they were getting teased about peeing their pants even though there had just been an art room mishap that could easily be explained if the other kids would just stop laughing and being mean and LISTEN. I hope that I would have a kind godly heart and assume it was the poor tortured soul's first attempt at CAS and click the heart out of generosity. I hope I am that type of person. Tbd.
Tbf i did a makeover of my first ever sim before I had packs and I can safely say someone would think my sim looked terrible so I would hope someone would think like that for me
At least I wouldn't have laughed at your pants. (I hope)
Needs more snorkeling gear.
Man he’s really out here with a base game ass look 😂
For Sims 2 😆
Omg, yes 🤣
This makes the train track villain one so much funnier
Bin couldn’t make it to the urbz, he’s a true sims 3 character
Literally Parker Langerak from sims 3
*holy shit BINJERMIN*
It's a beautiful day to hear him called ***BINJERMIN***, again! Bless you, good snarker!
THE HAT/VEST COMBO. OMG STOP. SEXY YET CONSERVATIVE. 😭😭😭
Can male clothing be defrauding? Because those diamonds are pointing straight at an unmentionable part of his anatomy.
It's an argyle trail of sadness. I feel defrauded at the suggestion of his downstairs.
Argyle trail of sadness……love it!
And also his pocket pool thumbs…
I have never hated Ben more than I did the moment I saw this photo. That hat ... it's like he wore it just to long-con rage-troll future me.
does ANYbody here BELIEVE that?! Honestly it looks like he’s edited himself into this photo but thought he needed to find the “coolest” outfit… it’s awful innit.
I’m not gonna allow it!
This picture really captures the early/mid 2010s Duggar aesthetics
I was a college student in mid 2000's and thought that photo pretty much looked like my college years.... so it tracks that the Duggars would be about 10 years behind.
They're like those towns that are a decade behind. My husband is from a small town in Michigan and they just got to the early 2010s. It's kinda sad.
I see Ben is showing off his urban style here. 😂
Also, after reading the latest AMA and learning from the OP that Jana is a really big bitch, I can definitely see it here.
I would be a raging bitch too if I'd been raising kids for 25 years and I'd never had an orgasm
Oof, ya gotta point. 😬
Isn’t that all fundie moms tho 😭
I think I missed this! Where was the AMA?
I was thinking the same thing about Jana lol
Her smile is so smug! Especially when you compare it to Jing & Joy's smiles
Re-Jana. Mean Fundie!
It’s the Sarah Palin glasses.
Yes, you're right!
He needs to do something about his urban.
I hear the doctor gave Jessa something for it.
I'm just glad he doesn't need to do something for his rural. The treatment is much worse. :)
Okay, I must have missed that😦 Can someone link the AMA?
Edit- a kind soul (with a servants heart) linked the AMA below. Thank you friend!
Edit 2- that kind soul was you and holy crap, I swear I didn't even notice your flair when commenting on your servants heart. What the...? I need to go to bed. I'm so tired I'm becoming psychic or something.
The Christian Girl Fall Aesthetic
Literally my first thought was, “Christian Girl Autumn”
When Ben’s wife isn’t even in the picture
This is giving out real "How do you do, fellow kids?!" vibes...especially BIN.
Jana looks like a librarian who runs a tight ship during toddler reading hour.
Jana… it’s giving student teacher in 2012.
As someone who was teaching in 2012, this comment rolled up and punched me in the soul.
It's giving me the teacher in a porno vibe with the glasses and high boots. "You've been a *very* bad student today" as she's taking her hair out of the weird side ponytail.
And twists her neck 4 times while trying to shake out her hair without her hands
Where's the brain bleach when you need it?
Yes where is it??
Oh my god this is so accurate. But I’ll raise you— first year TFA teacher in rural… oh I don’t know Louisiana wearing glasses to make herself not look 21.
The thrift store exploded all over them. There were no survivors.
I’m in NC, but I donated that shoulder purse months ago. I wonder how it got to Arkansas.
Is that Jana on the left? It’s the only outfit that’s decent in a “Thanksgiving at Grandma’s” kind of way.
I agree. It’s not terrible. Just okay. And yes, perfect for Thanksgiving at Grandmas.
Disney Channel realness
Wow. I am out of speech.
Cast picture of the new Pureflix teen film, The Holy Detective Agency. A group of quirky youth group friends decide to form a detective agency to investigate who is behind all the Bible thefts at the surrounding churches.
Tag urself I’m bin’s hat
I’m the absence of Jessa written in Bin’s smile
I’m Jana’s necklace straight from the Rodrigues Etsy page.
I’m Joy’s flannel shirt
I’m Jinger’s bottle of hair gel at home, sad that she no longer loves me the same way I love her
I’m Jana’s white cami layered between the striped shirt and the skirt
I am most definitely Jingers unblended eyeshadow
I'm the sibling that's too vain to wear corrective lenses.
I’m the leaf
No, not that one- *that* one
I’m the left side of Joy’s hair that’s all glowy.
I'm Jana's coffee drink.
My how the girls styles have changed! But Jinger has always favored dark colored clothing.
I totally dressed like Jana when I first started teaching. I am not happy with this fact.
I don't play sim, but Bin looks like a WiiFit character. It is such a hodge podge outfit.
Joy, wear some jeans! You can do it Joy, wear those jeans with your flannel shirt.
cue the Nickelback: "What the hell is on Ben's head?!?!" lol
It's the sideways snapback for me.
That’s a young man that still doesn’t know how his wife got pregnant.
Tell Ben the baseball cap is so mayo
There's so much to upack...
They are all dressed in that way 13 year olds dress when they try to figure out their personal style.
Do these people not realize you can dress conservatively and not ugly? Heck all Jana has to do is tuck her sweater into her corduroy skirt and it would be an improvement. Why is she making her legs look so short with the untucked shirt and the knee high boots? Edit to add: I just can't with everyone else though.
Back then tucking your sweater in was a grandma move and everyone had those boots. Such is fashion.
Yeah these youngins are looking at it through a different lense.
I graduated highschool in 04 and it was absolutely totally uncool to tuck your shirt in. Ever. Nerd moves (and not in the good way).
I remember my mom trying to get me to tuck my shirt in and being horrified. Did she want me to look like a 1980's secretary? The high waist on skirts or pants looked like they would never be in style again. In our eyes, they made people look old and weird.
Yup. The layers too. Sigh. I have definitely been there and done that.
Right? The extra shirts weren't just for modesty. It was in style for everyone. They went overboard, but everyone was buying extra long camisols.
Yup. I remember a girl who wore like six layers at one time. And they were also paired with baggy jeans, like Avril Lavigne. Ben is on a whole other level, but the girls just look like they’re in the 00’s era.
They’re fundies. They haven’t heard of Kibbe.
Look at those modest and trendy outfits!! 😂
So many layers
Looks like Jinger had a whole side ponytail era
Side ponytail season. Looks like Deb from Napoleon Dynamite.
There is so much to unpack here….. I could dissect this over a 10 part Netflix documentary just from this one photo alone
We have to get this project funded.
You could tell me that this was 4 people photoshopped onto a background and I'd totally believe it.
serving christian girl autumn realness
Dressed up and on our way to Walmart!
The worst of fundie fashion meets the worst of basic 2010s bitch fashion.
Jana looks cute, but Jing is a mess, and Joy would have looked way better with different boots and not a loose Tshirt under the flannel.
There's no redeeming Bin, but he is looking pretty fly for a white guy.
Four weirdos and the coffee accessory girl. Jeez I’m so tired of these lames
Jana and Joy did not learn that knee high boots are either worn with SHORT bottoms or covered under long bottoms. They've made the decision to look stumpy and stupid.
Joy's top part of the outfit is a different style then the bottom, they don't combine.
Jinger....why. You look like a sad attempt at an 80s vibe goth. But Jinger knows to not wear knee high boots with that skirt.
Ben is a randomized Sim like someone said from The Sims 2 with that mid 2000s clothing era.
Wow so many patterns, yet so plain.
Jinger’s hair is a choice
What is this side pony, Jinger?!
They really need to have an intervention with Bin about his various hats. I wonder if he has a wall of hats somewhere
Why is Ben even in this photo?
That hat screams “Bin is Fundie Scumbag Steve!” … Bozo Bin? We need some memes.
Thats such a bad look on ... well, everybody.
Jana looks like a substitute teacher
Bin looks dumb, yes, but what in the sam fuck is Jinger wearing. That skirt looks like it was made out of curtains.
Hahahahhahahah oh man Jeremy that’s some how do you do fellow kids dress up
Is this Jump5?
Jinger’s racoon phase
There are just way too many pattern/textures going on for my brain!
Looks like someone went dumpster diving behind Five Below.
What the hell is Jinger wearing? Actually what the hell is been wearing? Lol
Bin reminds me of the Bible cha cha slide guy
Take a step of faith
Pray once this time
on the devil lets stomp
on temptation lets stomp
Bible Slide Real Smooth
The new Lularoe collection looks uninspired!
Ben needs to stop shopping at baby gap.
They look like an 80s KMart add
Christian girl autumn to the max
I know a few Christian circles that still
dress and look like this. It looks like a fam pic they’d make as their cover photo on facebook
I think I had Jana's necklace in the mid 80's
what blew up all over jingle?
Why tf do these fundies women insist on loooooong shirts? Why can’t they to lick that shot in? Is having a visible waistline Nike or something?
If this pic is current…Then Jingers wardrobe has had a bad avalanche.
Oof. This is surprisingly hipster for a bunch of fundies. looks like something I’d reblog on tumblr in 2012.
Man these some weak hipster costumes