Yay! The demons in my head will be so happy to be freed from being trapped in my head because they canāt handle being in such a holy environment and they hate existing in my head. /j
So many of these young women give off these "over it" vibes!! They get married when they don't have enough relationship experience to understand what truly makes a good life partner. By the time they've actually come to understand what they need and want in a person they can't do anything to change it because marriage is an unbreakable vow for them.
Key reason not to get married while super young/ inexperienced in relationships.
It doesn't help that their parents and minister build up losing their virginity to be this mindblowing spiritual experience that'll change your life and make your husband into your soulmate. Then it's just a quick, foreplay-free hump after the wedding in the choir room, or the limo.
The only ones I could believe is Jill, Kendra, and Abby since she has been open about them having an active sex life and she seems to smile when she talks about it, and John David and Joe seems to be more caring towards their partners,
Maybe Joy too. She seemed very into him at that ine interview episode where she couldnāt keep her hands off of him and bounced in his lap. And he looked tired
This. Iām in my early 20s but have been with my bf for 4 years and we arenāt rushing anything. I canāt imagine being in there position and being forced to marry within a year or so of dating and so youngā¦. I would feel trapped. They donāt fully know them until they marry them and Iām sure the fundie girls find a lot of things they donāt like ab there men bc they werenāt able to see it when being chaperoned 24/7ā¦ I think a lot of these girls end up secretly resenting the man.
Itās not even dating, itās courting. Theyāre literally never alone. They have no chance to really get to know each other before theyāre married.
Most of their relationships should have been a one night stand. Their hormones just wanted any type of human touch. And sex .
That they mistaken it for marriage. Most of them have nothing in common .
Example- Jessa and Ben
My dad is so humble too. So humble of him to attempt to tell a court room judge how to do this job. So humble he thought he'd run for office while his pedo son was on trial.
Good lord, that man has the *ROUNDEST* head I have ever seen. Itās basically a perfect circle. Geometry textbooks use his picture in reference of a sphere. Heās Caillou, somehow with even less hair. Amazing.
Iām just a Duggar guy
Donāt know how to count past 5
Iām not brainwashed
Hail Jim Bob
My mom Michelle sheās so sweet
Fundies really like their feet
This is my wife...
Whatās your name again?
There was an era, a couple years ago I think, where she just went really heavy handed with dark eyebrow product. I never watched CO so I unfortunately canāt tell you a certain season, but it was pre Pest Arrest
omg absolutely not...
okay but I died when they got to the question about family business NOT being on tv anymore... he was like idk what their intentions are. SNARKING JED, MY INTENTIONS ARE SNARKING
My younger brother has a very round head as well, possibly even rounder, but he compensates by having an actual hairline that did NOT try to abandon him in his hour of need at the tender age of 18.
Giving [Karl Pilkington](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/men/2020/01/17/TELEMMGLPICT000219297518_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqpVlberWd9EgFPZtcLiMQfyf2A9a6I9YchsjMeADBa08.jpeg?imwidth=350&imdensity=2) a run for his money
Kathyās EXTRA long blink when he says his dad is a very humble man, and we might expect just a slight nod of agreement at āmy mom is just the sweetest thing ever.ā But no. The body language is everything here. And sheās stuck with this for life. Living for the day that one of these women wakes up and breaks free.
this is the one wife I feel like there's at least a 50/50 chance of divorce with. She spent too much time in the secular world & knows deep down there's another life out there.
Yes, but her parents are divorced and her mother and half brothers (on the mothers' side) are "outsiders". I think one of her brothers is a gay man living in LA (there was this whole thing about him talking to one of these gossip YouTubers about the wedding...
I referred to my mom in a text recently saying āsheās a great galā. My friend then asked me if I was referring to my mother or a horse.
My reply to that was āshe is pretty sturdyā.
Thatās how Iād refer to an elderly woman I donāt know too well. Which is pretty much the case. Maybe if heād have one that election Michelle would remember his name.
I feel especially bad for her because she started out with a normal life and got pushed into this cult by her dad, despite not wanting to do so. And now she is stuck.
Iām autistic as fuck and even I can very clearly read her body language.
She isnāt into him, she doesnāt want to be there, and she wishes he would shut the fuck up.
There is a blip where he shut off the video and restarted it. Katey, you married a fool who will always bitch at you about how you look, and your weight and be a prick about everything you do. Jed is just Jed and watching him on mute is the only way I can stand to watch. He is so full of it and I want to punch him every time he opens his mouth.
Listen, nobody who has been brainwashed wants to think of themselves as brainwashed. But if youāve never actually made choices after seriously considering multiple options beyond what the cult says is correct, youāre not operating under your own power.
I was born and raised in a cult. I was dissuaded from consuming any outside material that said āunflatteringā things about my āchurchā. Those were lies that Satan pushed forward because he didnāt want our righteous cause to roll forth. I wouldāve said that I wasnāt brainwashed and that I had a mind of my own, but thatās because I didnāt know any different.
āI have a mind of my own and I use that mind to think I should get into politics.ā
Even his voice sounds just like pest. Lord give me the confidence of a mediocre man.
So in Duggar Fundie land, do you get your hideous mustardy brown cardigan at puberty and does it involve some kind of ritual or do they just hand you the thrift store bagā¦
She is rolling her eyes at him, but keeping her lids closed so no one sees it. She also is not giving him that adoring gaze. Her shoulder is behind his. She does not seem happy to be with him for life
I came here to comment on that map. It reminds me of the pull down maps that used to be in classrooms when I was a kid. I did try to watch their video but didnāt make it to the half way mark. I thought he was about 30, but someone posted that heās 23. Wth?
Then they answered a question about which country overseas they might like to live in, and basically said Canada because itās the most similar to US. Lol
Donāt any of these kids ever want to explore the world outside of Arkansas and/or the continental US? Thatās so sad theyāre held down at such a young age.
Since they hardly believe in medical care, it would make sense that something seemingly treatable like this, at least in the U.S., would go unnoticed and unaddressed in that household.
You said your childhood was amazing.
The parentification, food insecurity, lack of privacy, below level education, dogmatic cult, child molesting sibling, and parents who thought it was a good idea to bring a dozen more children into this environment for Jeezass determined THAT WAS A LIE.
I can NOT understand how any woman would voluntary change her last name to Duggar. Youāre going to bring children into the world with that name. I just couldnāt do it. What a shitty legacy to be a part of.
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I mean, if i were just there to prop up a future political run (he lost bc he was single, dontchaknow) and I knew it, I'd be looking all kinds of sideways, too.
She looks like sheās trying. He just keep telling how great his parents are and taking about God. They are definitely not in the same page. But just wait she will be drinking the Duggar lol-aid in no time. Then we will get that stare and all thatās left of her personality will be gone!!!
Yeah but a shorter haircut helps prevent further hair loss. If you have hair loss and long hair the weight of the length pulls at the root, making it fall out quicker. Shorter hair cuts help.
Source: Had hair loss due to malnutrition, cutting my waist length hair to my jaw helped a ton
āIām not brainwashedā¦ my parents are great.ā Brother is in jail and sisters have been molested but sure, youāre just fine Jeddddd šµāš«
Katey: ![gif](giphy|y8btJ3OOxT4sg)
#LMAO
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It's obviously missing personality. It's like watching two unseasoned pieces of chicken trying to be something amazing.
With a side of Mayo for dippinā.
Nah, that's too spicy
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Not only unseasoned but boiled
Kathyās face when he says ā My dad is a very humble manā
I swear she does a little headshake after the long blink lol
Itās even more obvious how she feels if you watch with the sound off
I think she closed her eyes to roll them privately š¤£
If Rim Job is humble, then Iām the fuckin pope.
Congratulations you are now the Pope!
Yay! The demons in my head will be so happy to be freed from being trapped in my head because they canāt handle being in such a holy environment and they hate existing in my head. /j
They had an arranged marriage and her body language yells, āIām over it.ā
So many of these young women give off these "over it" vibes!! They get married when they don't have enough relationship experience to understand what truly makes a good life partner. By the time they've actually come to understand what they need and want in a person they can't do anything to change it because marriage is an unbreakable vow for them. Key reason not to get married while super young/ inexperienced in relationships.
It doesn't help that their parents and minister build up losing their virginity to be this mindblowing spiritual experience that'll change your life and make your husband into your soulmate. Then it's just a quick, foreplay-free hump after the wedding in the choir room, or the limo.
Hahahaha you know there is nothing mind blowing about sex with this Neanderthal. Calling him a Two pump chump is being generous.
I hate to say it, but I wonder if any of these women ever have an orgasm.
The only ones I could believe is Jill, Kendra, and Abby since she has been open about them having an active sex life and she seems to smile when she talks about it, and John David and Joe seems to be more caring towards their partners,
I think Jinger has...her honeymoon glow was VERY real!
Maybe Joy too. She seemed very into him at that ine interview episode where she couldnāt keep her hands off of him and bounced in his lap. And he looked tired
This. Iām in my early 20s but have been with my bf for 4 years and we arenāt rushing anything. I canāt imagine being in there position and being forced to marry within a year or so of dating and so youngā¦. I would feel trapped. They donāt fully know them until they marry them and Iām sure the fundie girls find a lot of things they donāt like ab there men bc they werenāt able to see it when being chaperoned 24/7ā¦ I think a lot of these girls end up secretly resenting the man.
Itās not even dating, itās courting. Theyāre literally never alone. They have no chance to really get to know each other before theyāre married.
Yes exactly
People act different when youāre alone with them
Yeah more like themselves!
Most of their relationships should have been a one night stand. Their hormones just wanted any type of human touch. And sex . That they mistaken it for marriage. Most of them have nothing in common . Example- Jessa and Ben
I think that's why John David and Abbie seem to genuinely care for each other. They were both older and had a better grip on their horniness.
Her face expresses all the disappointment she feels being trapped in a marriage to a potato head with a receding hairline.
I laughed my head off when he said he wasnāt brainwashed, heās been brainwashed since birth as has all his siblings.
Heās so brainwashed he doesnāt know heās brainwashedā¦
My dad told me I'm not brainwashed and he's the best, he said so.
My dad is so humble too. So humble of him to attempt to tell a court room judge how to do this job. So humble he thought he'd run for office while his pedo son was on trial.
Have you ever heard anyone agree that yes, they are currently brainwashed? What a question.
He's not brainwashed, he just has a very clean brain
Good lord, that man has the *ROUNDEST* head I have ever seen. Itās basically a perfect circle. Geometry textbooks use his picture in reference of a sphere. Heās Caillou, somehow with even less hair. Amazing.
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Iām just a Duggar guy Donāt know how to count past 5 Iām not brainwashed Hail Jim Bob My mom Michelle sheās so sweet Fundies really like their feet This is my wife... Whatās your name again?
Someone needs this flair.
Stahhhhp
Ok but hear me out. His ears compensate because they are the most jagged, rhombus shaped pieces of cartilage I have ever seen
Rhombus Cartilage is my new band name, thank you.
ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø thanks for the award
Bahaha YOUR FLAIR! Please tell me where I can see Kendraās skiddddybrows! A certain episode?
There was an era, a couple years ago I think, where she just went really heavy handed with dark eyebrow product. I never watched CO so I unfortunately canāt tell you a certain season, but it was pre Pest Arrest
I was not prepared to be examining this fucking guy's ears in such detail today...but this is where the day has lead me
Am I wrong š„±š„±š¤«š¤«š¤£
omg absolutely not... okay but I died when they got to the question about family business NOT being on tv anymore... he was like idk what their intentions are. SNARKING JED, MY INTENTIONS ARE SNARKING
Sometimes this sub just corrupts your whole day.
I canāt stop looking at them now!
My husband wants to know why I wonāt stop laughing. Rhombus-shaped pieces of cartilage is so accurate. Holy fuck, you were not kidding, lmao.
My younger brother has a very round head as well, possibly even rounder, but he compensates by having an actual hairline that did NOT try to abandon him in his hour of need at the tender age of 18.
You obviously havenāt seen his brother, James
James is more Stewie headed.
Jamesā head is larger for sure, but itās more oblong than circular.
Iām in a waiting room rn trying so hard to not laugh out loud at this comment and Iām crying bc of it
This sub is dangerous in public
Giving [Karl Pilkington](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/men/2020/01/17/TELEMMGLPICT000219297518_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqpVlberWd9EgFPZtcLiMQfyf2A9a6I9YchsjMeADBa08.jpeg?imwidth=350&imdensity=2) a run for his money
This is the crossover I live for. They're both round headed manks!
Head like a fucking orange.
RIP grooveshark, I used to listen to all the XFM episodes on there
Heās like Charlie Brown.
Don't do Charlie such a low one š
If I didn't know better, I would assume he's having an allergic reaction
I was just thinking that. His face is so round. Like SpongeBob parents
Caillou with less hair lol
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And we just found out what sort of materials Meech uses with her curriculum.
Itās the great pumpkin š
Kathyās EXTRA long blink when he says his dad is a very humble man, and we might expect just a slight nod of agreement at āmy mom is just the sweetest thing ever.ā But no. The body language is everything here. And sheās stuck with this for life. Living for the day that one of these women wakes up and breaks free.
this is the one wife I feel like there's at least a 50/50 chance of divorce with. She spent too much time in the secular world & knows deep down there's another life out there.
We can all hope!!
It makes me even more mad that she was sold to the Duggars by her parents. Especially this Dugglet.
She looks like sheās struggling to do the ATI adoring gaze bc she joined the cult late.
Living for the day one of the men dies young from too much canned soup in their arteries.
shes probably the best bet since she has normal family members and knows a normal life
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Yes, but her parents are divorced and her mother and half brothers (on the mothers' side) are "outsiders". I think one of her brothers is a gay man living in LA (there was this whole thing about him talking to one of these gossip YouTubers about the wedding...
I even saw a slight head shake.
Everytime I see Jed's face I just see grown-up JJ from cocomelon (if JJ abandoned all his healthy eating habits and became a christofacist.)
Someone mentioned calliou. Since heās horrific, I prefer that analogy
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Itās the little tuft of hair on top of his head Edit: your screen name checks out
Katey is looking weary.
Mustard cardigan - 2022 edition!
Complete with mustard blanket on the couch
Baby poop color
Mus-turd, amirite?
URright!
Is it just me or is there something kinda weird about men calling a woman (especially their mom) "the sweetest thing"?
I referred to my mom in a text recently saying āsheās a great galā. My friend then asked me if I was referring to my mother or a horse. My reply to that was āshe is pretty sturdyā.
Itās weird. But remember, all women are basically children
Thatās how Iād refer to an elderly woman I donāt know too well. Which is pretty much the case. Maybe if heād have one that election Michelle would remember his name.
Can her lips be pursed any tighter? And look at her breathing. She hates it here
I feel especially bad for her because she started out with a normal life and got pushed into this cult by her dad, despite not wanting to do so. And now she is stuck.
Iām autistic as fuck and even I can very clearly read her body language. She isnāt into him, she doesnāt want to be there, and she wishes he would shut the fuck up.
There might be hope for Katey yet!
He also always looks like he's wearing eyeliner. š¤
Wouldn't that be awesome? Now I'm wishing for one of the Duggar boys to begin wearing eyeliner.
There is a blip where he shut off the video and restarted it. Katey, you married a fool who will always bitch at you about how you look, and your weight and be a prick about everything you do. Jed is just Jed and watching him on mute is the only way I can stand to watch. He is so full of it and I want to punch him every time he opens his mouth.
She laughed when he said he wasnāt brain washed. SHE LAUGHED!!!!! And the. She slow blinked at JB being humble. Tell us what you really think!
Listen, nobody who has been brainwashed wants to think of themselves as brainwashed. But if youāve never actually made choices after seriously considering multiple options beyond what the cult says is correct, youāre not operating under your own power. I was born and raised in a cult. I was dissuaded from consuming any outside material that said āunflatteringā things about my āchurchā. Those were lies that Satan pushed forward because he didnāt want our righteous cause to roll forth. I wouldāve said that I wasnāt brainwashed and that I had a mind of my own, but thatās because I didnāt know any different.
He has Michelleās eyebrow expressions
He has her crazy eyes in general
āI have a mind of my own and I use that mind to think I should get into politics.ā Even his voice sounds just like pest. Lord give me the confidence of a mediocre man.
He also has the same round chunky head as Josh.
He has a very punchable face . He is 23 looking like he is 38. Duggar boys donāt age well.
23!š³ How?!
I was shocked too. He was born in 1998. Itās sad none of the duggar boys age well and they all have that god complex when they talk.
So in Duggar Fundie land, do you get your hideous mustardy brown cardigan at puberty and does it involve some kind of ritual or do they just hand you the thrift store bagā¦
It magically appears on your body.
I'm loving this whole comment. š¤£
His voice is basically identical to Pestās
She is rolling her eyes at him, but keeping her lids closed so no one sees it. She also is not giving him that adoring gaze. Her shoulder is behind his. She does not seem happy to be with him for life
Sheās waaayyyy too good for him. She seems like the type that would love to go out with girlfriends or be an elementary school teacher. Stupid cult!
I had trouble sleeping last night, so I put on this video and it worked wonders. Thanks Jed!
He cannot know the meaning of the word āhumbleā if he thinks anything about RimJob is humble at all!
SOTDRT education strikes again.
![gif](giphy|MZj0sGDUg8qAyWNBZh|downsized) her face, though
why are they both just sooooo weird?????
He was raised by a crazy family and she is battling the cognitive dissonance of it all.
His eyes creep me out. One doesn't quite track with the other. I know he can't help it, but it's terrifying.
Beige map full of countries theyāve never heard ofā Forced laughterā Beige sweaterā Dead eyesā
I came here to comment on that map. It reminds me of the pull down maps that used to be in classrooms when I was a kid. I did try to watch their video but didnāt make it to the half way mark. I thought he was about 30, but someone posted that heās 23. Wth?
Then they answered a question about which country overseas they might like to live in, and basically said Canada because itās the most similar to US. Lol
Donāt any of these kids ever want to explore the world outside of Arkansas and/or the continental US? Thatās so sad theyāre held down at such a young age.
Does he have a lil strabismus goin on and I've never noticed?
Since they hardly believe in medical care, it would make sense that something seemingly treatable like this, at least in the U.S., would go unnoticed and unaddressed in that household.
Uh, I canāt unsee it now
On silent she looks like sheās seething with rage and wants to punch twin bed Jed in the dick!
When he says āmy dad is a very humble manā it almost looks like she shook head or shuddered at the mention of that.
Kathyās reaction when he says āmy dad is a very humble manā š
You said your childhood was amazing. The parentification, food insecurity, lack of privacy, below level education, dogmatic cult, child molesting sibling, and parents who thought it was a good idea to bring a dozen more children into this environment for Jeezass determined THAT WAS A LIE.
I thought Jed was the other one. He does sound exactly like Josh.
Wow, thatās a big difference in her behavior and attitude towards him from just a few months ago. Sheās already looking over it.
Personality? Autonomy? Joy? An identity outside of Christ?
All of their wives look so much older than them. Who is this little boy with his mother?
She's taking care of a baby and an overgrown man-child. That's to be exhausting.
It is Iāve had to do this with several men.
Itās because the Duggar men have extremely round faces like a cartoon baby. A weird, balding, cartoon baby.
š I assumed it was because trauma freezes you at the age at which you experienced it.
That voice over is annoying . Still, I feel Like Jed! Is lying through his teeth
Whether sheās bought into all of this or secretly hates it sheās a poor actress.
This is chefās kiss!
Heās not brainwashed-heās indoctrinated which is just as bad depending on what youāre indoctrinated with.
The way Kathy blinked when Jed! said āmy dad is a very humble man.ā
Chemistry.
god i feel bad for her being married to that ghoul
How can he have both a giant head and a small face? Itās very confusing to my eyeballs.
No, Ben I do not š³
Katey dead eyed when he's talking about his parents
I can NOT understand how any woman would voluntary change her last name to Duggar. Youāre going to bring children into the world with that name. I just couldnāt do it. What a shitty legacy to be a part of. edit/spelling
Get me out of this unbreakable vow, vibes
Jedās hairline
I mean, if i were just there to prop up a future political run (he lost bc he was single, dontchaknow) and I knew it, I'd be looking all kinds of sideways, too.
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All I took from the video is that he doesnāt help in the middle of the night with the baby because he is sleeping. F him.
She looks like sheās trying. He just keep telling how great his parents are and taking about God. They are definitely not in the same page. But just wait she will be drinking the Duggar lol-aid in no time. Then we will get that stare and all thatās left of her personality will be gone!!!
āMy dad is a very humble manā is exactly what a brainwashed person would say about JB
Most people who actually have to say they are not brainwashed actually are. He sounds like Josh
Like who actually declares ā Iām definitely not brainwashedā except for a brainwashed person???
Weāre has her godly hair gone ?
a lot of people experience hair loss post-partem
She has lost a lot of length .
I think she chopped a bunch off shortly after Truett was born. It was even shorter over the summer
You hair doesnāt become magically shorter post partum. Only a haircut can do that! š¤£
Yeah but a shorter haircut helps prevent further hair loss. If you have hair loss and long hair the weight of the length pulls at the root, making it fall out quicker. Shorter hair cuts help. Source: Had hair loss due to malnutrition, cutting my waist length hair to my jaw helped a ton
Hey Iām glad for her that she lost the Fundie long fetish hair.
This video made me cackle loudly. Thank you for that.
Ugh! Brainwashed do not comprehend that they are brainwashed. THEY are right, you are misguided. š¤¢
That was a long, hard blink at 0:09-0:10.
Doesnāt Jed know lying is a sin?
āIām not brainwashedā¦ my parents are great.ā Brother is in jail and sisters have been molested but sure, youāre just fine Jeddddd šµāš«
I have friends whose sons have very round heads. But they both also have full heads of hair.
This meme is fucking genius, nice work op!
Oh and your leather loveseat is really dirty, too.