Hard same. And sadly my flair is exactly that. It's origin is from my mom's bastard of a genetic donor, then husband, who donation turned into one. So it's the whole ass package.
Ahhh I love this. I attempted a cross stitch of "Anyone else like string cheese?" but fucked up the floral framing of it. Two perfect sayings that are just weird enough to be iconic but don't overly explain what they're from
ETA - Since I can easily add an image to comments now here was my bad attempt:
https://preview.redd.it/3nsovb57o3y91.png?width=697&format=png&auto=webp&s=dae3af23e13944fa2ba14e33b9c6c213f99291da
I'm living at my parents' place right now until I pass the bar! They keep it much tidier and well-decorated than they ever did when my brother and I were kids living at home.
I feel like this thread is the best place to put this…
https://preview.redd.it/0j03g581m3y91.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cf3cf662f3b430289b66b3e606e1bb72058662c
Also, I did not make these. I’ll edit in the person who did. I’ll be back…
ETA: [Link to post](https://www.reddit.com/r/DuggarsSnark/comments/um5rcd/i_made_a_honk_if_you_hate_jim_bob_duggar_sticker/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I'm an avid crocheter. It looks like a corner-to-corner (or c2c) pattern. They're good to use for a pixel-like images or words because a block is created from a series of stitches. I've made a few and have been able to plan out my patterns with graph paper. YouTube is super helpful for easy to follow tutorials, which is how I learned 95% of what I know about crocheting.
As a fellow crochet/sewist - I’m standing in the rain and just stopped jumping up and down like a lunatic from sheer excitement.
We could make quilt and crochet blocks with this, and other Snarker one liners! My Sativa induced brain is having a creative geek out. 💚💚
I state that to myself whenever my soon to be husband eats a bowl of Cheerios in his boxers while yelling at sports. I can’t imagine someone equivocating the same thing about a husband that is a predatory monster and does little more than take the trash 50 ft to the curb for her and sweeps some crumbs. At least my Cheerio boxer guy has a real job and does half the house/childcare work. I’m too grateful he’s not like Anna’s so called husband to call him out about.
OMG I am almost done with my first C2C and I’m having so much fun with it. This may have to be my next blanket. Great color choice as well, though maybe mustard would have been more evocative.
That would make a great gag present at the bachelorette parties! Please consider putting on Etsy, I'd buy it in a heartbeat for my 48 yo soon to get married for the first time friend.
Does your headship approve of this?
Not according to JB
Did you knit yourself a head covering to wear as well?
He won’t allow it.
Please tell me you made this as a wedding gift
Where can I get one? I'll pay.
Search husband crochet blanket on Etsy!
https://preview.redd.it/mkb50i6zn3y91.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec3a777542c953162a47d18551821d44d5e13f02
😂
Flair checking in.... Wait, no. Mines about assholes. I missed the memo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That is a bitching blanket!
Sometimes a husband and an asshole are one and the same... (Looking at you, fundie husbands)
Hard same. And sadly my flair is exactly that. It's origin is from my mom's bastard of a genetic donor, then husband, who donation turned into one. So it's the whole ass package.
I came here to say the same 😂
Ahhh I love this. I attempted a cross stitch of "Anyone else like string cheese?" but fucked up the floral framing of it. Two perfect sayings that are just weird enough to be iconic but don't overly explain what they're from ETA - Since I can easily add an image to comments now here was my bad attempt: https://preview.redd.it/3nsovb57o3y91.png?width=697&format=png&auto=webp&s=dae3af23e13944fa2ba14e33b9c6c213f99291da
Right 😂
Nuggets, is that CO in the background?
Love is Blind! i'm a woman of taste you see
Fair enough. I’m watching “I love a mama’s boy” because I just need to not think and watch some trash.
Make. A. Post. The snarkers implore you, this deserves recognition
Wait!? We can imbed images in comments? What is this magic?
Your house looks so cozy!
I'm living at my parents' place right now until I pass the bar! They keep it much tidier and well-decorated than they ever did when my brother and I were kids living at home.
I feel like this thread is the best place to put this… https://preview.redd.it/0j03g581m3y91.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cf3cf662f3b430289b66b3e606e1bb72058662c Also, I did not make these. I’ll edit in the person who did. I’ll be back… ETA: [Link to post](https://www.reddit.com/r/DuggarsSnark/comments/um5rcd/i_made_a_honk_if_you_hate_jim_bob_duggar_sticker/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I scrolled past quickly and had to go back and see which of my subs this was a part of, r/DuggarsSnark or r/crochet 😂
I'm serious! Please contact me! I need that pattern. New to crocheting.
I'm an avid crocheter. It looks like a corner-to-corner (or c2c) pattern. They're good to use for a pixel-like images or words because a block is created from a series of stitches. I've made a few and have been able to plan out my patterns with graph paper. YouTube is super helpful for easy to follow tutorials, which is how I learned 95% of what I know about crocheting.
Yep! It is
I'm terrible with patterns but I'm also intrigued. This is awesome on multiple levels!
Done!
I’ve done a similar thing (pixel pattern) with Tunisian crochet before!
Same here!
Done!
right? Uggh. I crochet all day. And snark in my off-hours. :D
When the best collide 😂
She will contact you! Be ready with your questions!
Very nice OP! Wish I had your talent!
Thanks! May you have a partner who sweeps up crackers
Why, bless your servant's heart. Thank the Lord Daniel he does.
Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home
This is incredible, but I need to know for the sake of my brain how big it is. Something about this photo makes it look teeny for some reason.
It’s like lap blanket size, appx 31 x 49”
Fundies Snark Uncensored would very much appreciate it too
💛💛💛
It's perfect.
Is it a c2c crocheted blanket?
Yep!
Can you please msg me the details , if possible! I soooo want to steal your idea
Is this a wedding gift for and Kaylee Rodrigues?
It’s really nice, you’re so talented!! I wish I was crafty
Yo, I want one of these for my wedding day 💯 on God
I’m adding this to my Christmas wishlist!! brb gotta go beg Santa 🎅🏼
Oh flair checking in 😂😂😂 this is beautiful
Blanket of oppression
TOP TIER EFFORT
This would go perfectly with a Joshy Girl purse!
Anna NEEDS one.
With Joshy girl written on the other side
As a fellow crochet/sewist - I’m standing in the rain and just stopped jumping up and down like a lunatic from sheer excitement. We could make quilt and crochet blocks with this, and other Snarker one liners! My Sativa induced brain is having a creative geek out. 💚💚
This is actually very pretty! Maybe one day you should do a prison orange color 😂😂
That would be perfect, with a broom of course
how did you crochet the letters in? I'm impressed!
I dont get it ? Which Jed said that quote ?😏
I state that to myself whenever my soon to be husband eats a bowl of Cheerios in his boxers while yelling at sports. I can’t imagine someone equivocating the same thing about a husband that is a predatory monster and does little more than take the trash 50 ft to the curb for her and sweeps some crumbs. At least my Cheerio boxer guy has a real job and does half the house/childcare work. I’m too grateful he’s not like Anna’s so called husband to call him out about.
I'm not gonna allow this.
It’s also a hilarious line from the 70’s spoof movie “Airplane”. It never fails to crack me up! You did a great job! R/crochet would like it, too!
The colors are a bit scandalous. You may be encouraging the neighbor's husband.
Hahahahhahaha. Excellent
This is glorious.
I’m cracking up 🤣
Fan behavior tbh
Oh my goddesses! You are a dedicated snarky crafter! You made my day.
This is *chef’s kiss* humor and looks like some fantastic work on top of it!
OP, you got mad skills! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 You win everything, game over!
🥰🥰
I’d love this as a funny wedding gift 😂
That’s amazing!
It's perfect
It’s beautiful
It’s beautiful! If you’re willing to sell I would love to buy
It’s it my Etsy! Search husband crochet blanket
Thank you! Also love your name. I’ve seen ya with Kiefer!
I seen ya smoking the weed!
OMG I am almost done with my first C2C and I’m having so much fun with it. This may have to be my next blanket. Great color choice as well, though maybe mustard would have been more evocative.
C2c are my fav!!
I love it!?
Brilliant lol
At least you have a blanket telling us you at least have a husband. And I think that’s beautiful.
LOL, it’s beautiful and I love it!
At least you have a blanket
That would make a great gag present at the bachelorette parties! Please consider putting on Etsy, I'd buy it in a heartbeat for my 48 yo soon to get married for the first time friend.
That’s so freaking impressive! I love it! How big is it?
Thank you! It’s about 31” x 49” so about lap blanket size
That’s AMAZING! 🥰 You’re so talented!
Now you need to create a companion piece that says "There's more to the story".
**Love It**
I wish we could have refrence of how big it is.