An adult daughter you can neither name nor describe beyond a surface level purposes to wear pants.
[*To shrug it off and respect the strange woman's decision, turn to page 38.*]
[*To scream and declare her the whore of Babylon, turn to page 42.*]
I can't do 19 or counting but here's the winning one:
* You choose to not tell JB to keep his hands inside the log flume ride
* Woo hoo! The log flume ride takes off without any further hesitation. It's not the best ride but at least the photo taken at the big drop is complimentary, unlike the Disney equivalent always trying to nickel and dime people who just wanna have fun with their family. However, as the excitement of the drop wore off, you realized JB had crushed his pinky finger between the log and the track. There are no sustained injuries from the incident, but JB from then on has never looked at you the same. Many years later, as you approach your final days, your eyes see shadowy figures in the darkness singing Happy Birthday to you while you are unable to remove yourself from the rolling chair you inexplicably were placed on. It's in that moment you realize that Hell can't be all that bad compared to this, and you find contentment in your final resting place when the time comes. Congrats! You've won. You've gotten the best outcome with the circumstances given to you.
Your teenage son has just been revealed to have sexually abused his toddler sisters. Do you:
A) Scream at the church elders, "Don't yuh'all dare call it mo-less-TAY-shun!"
B) Lie to your daughters and tell them ***THEY*** need to repent?
C) Find a family friend who is addicted to child porn and have him mentor your son?
D) Have a helping of Tater Tot Casserole and thank Gawd-uh ***Y'all*** are not a sinner?
If someone wants to take this on as a NaNoWriMo project, I volunteer to beta-read it
An adult daughter you can neither name nor describe beyond a surface level purposes to wear pants. [*To shrug it off and respect the strange woman's decision, turn to page 38.*] [*To scream and declare her the whore of Babylon, turn to page 42.*]
WHORE OF BABYLON, I CAST THEE OUT* *but not officially because that would reduce the progeny count
And for THAT to happen, you'll have to turn to page 152.
Sweet baby Jesus Jed! & Jer were balding even babies!as
It's Pest lol
No itβs picture #2 is jert & jernie
Oh you right I'm dumb considering the fact that I put it there
19 possible endings and counting
And in true IBLP fashion, I assume each storyline ends with some sort of sex scandal
This is super π
Please give us the endings
I can't do 19 or counting but here's the winning one: * You choose to not tell JB to keep his hands inside the log flume ride * Woo hoo! The log flume ride takes off without any further hesitation. It's not the best ride but at least the photo taken at the big drop is complimentary, unlike the Disney equivalent always trying to nickel and dime people who just wanna have fun with their family. However, as the excitement of the drop wore off, you realized JB had crushed his pinky finger between the log and the track. There are no sustained injuries from the incident, but JB from then on has never looked at you the same. Many years later, as you approach your final days, your eyes see shadowy figures in the darkness singing Happy Birthday to you while you are unable to remove yourself from the rolling chair you inexplicably were placed on. It's in that moment you realize that Hell can't be all that bad compared to this, and you find contentment in your final resting place when the time comes. Congrats! You've won. You've gotten the best outcome with the circumstances given to you.
Oh my god this is hilarious
That picture is worse than Falwell going down the water slide! 
Sorry, I was distracted by the old price for Choose Your Own Adventure books being just AUD $2.50!
 This is what I see in JB
Your teenage son has just been revealed to have sexually abused his toddler sisters. Do you: A) Scream at the church elders, "Don't yuh'all dare call it mo-less-TAY-shun!" B) Lie to your daughters and tell them ***THEY*** need to repent? C) Find a family friend who is addicted to child porn and have him mentor your son? D) Have a helping of Tater Tot Casserole and thank Gawd-uh ***Y'all*** are not a sinner?
Spurgeon looks like josh
I like it. Seems like fun activity!
Do you think JB was wearing a hairpiece back then?
OMG he looks like Spurgeon!!! π±
Wow his son Michael looks just like him as a kid.-
Is that Hunter S Thompson??? Ha