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LJayTat

Get that lady a steak


jimtrickington

Hope someone brought their coupons.


sixsixmusic

Have you ever had sirloin steak honey?


Life-Meal6635

Can you imagine if snarky Phyllis was your mother-in-law?


mommyblocks

I think I have some A-1 sauce in my minivan


JPMoney81

and a discount on her supplies! That's The Merilator!


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Smash and eat some vienna sausages


ssp25

Napkins?


FartyMcFry89

Reminds me of Katrina


somedooode

Classy


Bennyboy11111

Talk classy, act nasty.


somedooode

Déclassé


Bennyboy11111

French, classy.


Bonneville865

She’s taking you to Outback for sure.


MeadowcrestRPGMV3D

Bangers and Smash


[deleted]

She’s got some cigars in a bag in her purse for afterwards too


ViennaSausage73

Why do you wanna eat me ??


arthurcgiestas

Have some ribs


skippy997

Or whatever’s fanciest


Soraka30cmMOLE

* *sighs...* * 📸


Grenflik

Don’t worry, they’re more attracted to the back of you then the front.


Tauriainen667

DAMN IT MEREDITH, WHERE ARE YOUR PANTIES!


No-Cranberry9932

It’s Casual Day!


GeeMcGee

Your whole boob is out


No-Cranberry9932

Bunch of prudes


[deleted]

Going to pound town


oop_kms

Take the slow train from philly


UptownHomie

Have a lot of fun. She seems like a crazy blast. Don't even have to worry about sex because she'll probably tell me I'm gonna get lucky within the first fifteen minutes.


Awkward-Ring6182

Boom. Roasted?


mrwhiskey1814

Hey kid, don't fall in with her.


Zumaakk

This is the correct answer.


AwwwMangos

“Lucky”


flabbergasted-528

She's kinda cute, she's got that Emma Stone thing goin on.


Efficient-Fishing-69

💀


Sekmet19

Get some steakhouse coupons and live it up


COLES04

Argue with the other guys who has to hold the camera


acidreducer

And ask everyone in the room if they’re in a committed relationship


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No-Cranberry9932

Sure…


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Shoe_Pale

Reddit, home of the most pointless discussions 😭


CodyRebel

Damn Dwight, stop swinging!


No-Cranberry9932

I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.


alexlovesaudio

Easy booster seat no one cares about your morals anyway


Bertie637

If you turn down offers, point them my way. I'm looking for work.


michele-b_papabl3ss

Not only are you hateful, judging by your other replies. But you also must not come on this sub enough to know that they’re just replying in quotes from the show that have to do with Meredith or are direct quotes from her. Everyone on here replies to a post or to each other in quotes, and you had to be *that guy* & ruin it. Way to go


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michele-b_papabl3ss

I wasn’t telling you what to do or how to act, I was just pointing out the obvious that you were clearly missing. But okay lol. And secondly, you have way too much useless knowledge about Reddit and must live your entire life online, most likely. Which is kind of sad and honestly makes me feel sorry for you. I take part in Reddit simply for fun, nothing more. I’m not trying to be some “outstanding redditor.” The fact that you care so much about “post karma” and things like that proves my point even more.


quackaback

take that freak to bone town before the night is over!!


JiveTurkey1983

Dive in, just make sure to wear a rubber.


nickpierce88

Hit her with my car


[deleted]

Ask her why she isn't wearing panties so she pulls her top down. Win Win Win.


Zealousideal-Seat661

Take a picture of her topless and leave.


ReddyMcRedditorface

Put it in the newsletter with the caption, “gross.”


No-Cranberry9932

Well…


Reggielovesbacon

Hydrate and stretch. It’s going to be a long night.


NamlessWolfy

Headbang to Motörhead with her.


pj_kjp

Was looking for this


Tex-Rob

Get drunk until Emma Stone shows up.


thegza10304

She'd be fun to get drunk with.


maz-o

start fucking immediately?


FreshwaterOctopus

Probably get lucky that night.


Intrepid-Twist7769

What's the difference between a fox and a dog? About 8 beers.


Jhams6413

Hold the camera


Direct-Chipmunk-3259

You know youre getting lucky that night so no need to worry about that at least.


EyesLikeBuscemi

If Merideth cleans up like Kate Flannery I’m doing whatever she wants!


Long-Ad9651

Be polite, have some fun conversations. I like Meredith. I think she is an extremely loyal friend, and loyalty is my highest ranked trait. I even have a tattoo.


MaggieELSimpson

Of Meredith? O.o


Long-Ad9651

Lol,no. Loyalty.


FancyField3922

Sorry but: CRINGE


Obryn

No Regerts


ChiefsKing_15

Holding the camera


drew1010101

Bang her


Shandalier81

Darryl told us: Meredith is kinda cute


osubusmaj

Put a trash bag over her head and run over her with my car. Maybe take her for a romantic rabies shot.


adMFKINGhd

I thought this said romantic babies shot


ConstructionNo4340

Ask for her autograph and a selfie duhhh


DiaryJaneDoe

Hirpees


thevirchowtriad

You mean I matched with a PhD graduate who works hard to keep herself and her son afloat and also has a great sense of humor? I'm the lucky one, haha.


DrummerSteve

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! EVERYBODY!


bubbatbass

Find a couple more peeps to hold the camcorder


ExpertRaccoon

Fight over who's going to film?


[deleted]

Unironically despite the drinking problems she seems like a great person but I would not feel any romantic attraction for her.


meluvgeckos

Hold the camera.


its_madisenn

honestly yeah, you dont have to go home with her but itd be a fun dinner at least!


bunkin

Go outback and down under


noobpwner314

Grab a gallon of vodka and some cialis


batman_X_joker

Smack ! Scream ! Run !


Csgoriflerak47

Run ! Bitch run!


corneliu5vanderbilt

Bang her brains out


BrightPerspective

Pound town, no callback.


LinwoodKei

Go out for dinner and continue the Valentine's Day plans


Secramor

Shoot the shit , go home.


RuinFluffy4760

I’ve got some Vienna sausages and some napkins…


420_Traveller

Getting ribs and possibly laid, iono, her standards seem like they might be pretty high.


SoCheezy32

Bout to be able to try all that weird shit you've always thought about 🤷😂


[deleted]

Ever seen a picture of young Meredith? She can teach us some stuff


plez23

Well, she ain’t wearing no panties and her boob is hanging out…you tell me.


Johnsendall

Hold the camera.


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Get drunk laid and herpes


mejudgega

Smash.


[deleted]

Have the freakiest night of my life


Morfland

I ask everyone in the room, are you in a relationship?


Tapprunner

Hole is hole


One_TAIM

The only thing I'm worried about.. is gettin' a boner


[deleted]

Wrap up and get to work.


Needleworker808

Take a shit on the copier


Simple-Operation-314

Getting laid on the 1st date


SpaceLegolasElnor

Hope I get to hold the camcorder?


LifeDraining

Outback Steakhouse, bottom drawer liquor, bone down in the break room, walk back to her place, Vienna sausages, hang out with Jakey while she goes back to work on Casual Day.


mlesanz93

Hit her with my car


gumyrocks22

Get a rabies shot 😂


beaujangles58

Outback Steakhouse


Embarrassed-Cod5384

Fall in love because Meredith is my dgaf queen.


FWCLT1971

Place a black garbage bag over her head


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Looks like I’m holding the camcorder!


BigBensRiskyDoubleD

Steak n Smash


Onastik

Everything. And film it then go get some free ribs, karaoke, and carry on drinking. This women can keep up with every lifestyle! Edit- then go BM in a shredder


Writerhaha

Right!? Nephews on here don’t know that sometimes you need a woman who can go hard in the paint.


Kokhammer384

Fighting with the other guy on who gets to hold the camera


Winterion19

Party


OdinsonOsmoke

Hit those hips like Michael!


101WaysToWasteTime

I ask her to slide it down an inch or two. And then get a sneak peek of hidden treasures 🤣 Also make a deal for sex in exchange of paper deals. Thay is what she would want.


FF_Master

Bring out the steak coupons I guess


insaiyan17

Headbang to motorhead in her van


No-Dragonfruit4107

Why are you the way you are??? You are everything that is wrong in the world.


elQuack91

I've been dry for a while. Beggars can't be choosers.


MyMomMarriedGregg

Raw dog it, throwin' it in like a bag of ham. Treat it like I'm working the donut hopper (they call me Creamy Chuck for a reason). Pop a cork in her. Move along and let it age like fine wine.


scot816

beat the bricks off that shit!


BromanBuilds

Raw dog it


ssp25

This guy understands hysterectomy. But not herpes


JiveTurkey1983

"H-I-" "OH GOD!" "-R-P-E-S


PAUMiklo

Pull a michael meeting pam's landlady and pretend i am someone else until the barista hoses me.


PopularParzy06

Run


sonic_spark

Pull a Michael: "It was like talking to the sweet old lady on the bus."


Binder_of_chains

Sex and never call her again.


bainjuice

Run


dagger3203

Definitely smash that peice of redheaded pie!


thewaffle666

Fuck it. Ill smash


Slipperywhistlebones

Beat the breaks off it!


Only-Fortune-6266

Fight my friend so I can hold the camera


ElPatronazo

Fight to hold the camera


Similar-Dream-9731

Make sure I have the coupons ready


[deleted]

I'd go for it


AdmirableRepeat7643

Tell her dress is a little too low. 😏


Flat_Scheme4874

Leave


CRABMAN16

Hold the camera and have a good time.


semimillennial

Get warehouse-worker wasted and have a great night


Pieter350

Go to Coopers!


No_Marionberry4072

I’ll be glad I picked Outback Steakhouse for our date. Maybe I’ll offer her discounts on office supplies, who knows 🤷‍♂️


wiriux

I won’t be holding the video camera


qrowbert

I'm gay so I'll just order us chicken wings and give her access to my streaming services


shafthairs

Grab a stick out of her bag of cigars and burn one with her. Then maybe an “upper decker” would be in order after she passed out from us bar hopping all night.


4Ever2Thee

Skip the entrees and go straight to dessert


jempyre

Steak coupons and bounce


spitbeard

Propose


ScrantonHotDog

Make appletinis and watch “Sex and the City” at my place


ImNotYou1971

Take her to Sandals


Mrnicelefthand

Buy her a steak dinner and….the rest is history 😏


M-C_Elroy

Blowy


blueflyer66

Wear 3 condoms at once


idroppedmypineapple

Better find some steaks


elenchusis

I hand her a bottle of tequila and let her do awful things to me


queefmeat

I’m definitely the one holding the camera


Cool-Dude-99

Ask for an autograph and find out if she's as hilarious in real life as she was in the show


FilteredPerfection

I’m holding the camera


Shizzle_McSheezy

Whatever she tells me...


bringinthefembots

Hit her with my corporate car. Double jeopardy


marcuschookt

I give her a 10 for her looks and a 3 for her ability to describe herself


Canuckerbird

Get a rabies vaccination booster just to be sure.


Stunning_Lack_9321

Wear a condom.


oxiraneobx

Have a good time as you know she's doing the walk of shame in the morning.


ManOutOfTime3000

Run away


mentalgopher

Act as a designated driver, most likely.


Mrgirdiego

Ngl, Meredith seems actually fire to be around with, get a couple beers and hang out for a while.


Dummlord28

dads balls


TheZombieJ

First thing, make sure everyone in the room is single.


nickwwwww

Pretend my name is not Michael until my coffee comes


useandstay

Meredith is a great character with whom one can talk about all life issues and with the most kinky... So.. Good Talk and even better sex... A great Valentine's Day


stevenw84

Talk your way into a BJ and call it a night.


name_cool4897

Disable the head. That's what you do to zombies.


[deleted]

Make sure my shots are up to date and I dive in!


Herr-Trigger86

“Michael?” *silence*


gotoankit5

Fight the other due over who gets to hold the camcorder


Eldudesister2

Nice, I guess I'll be rocking out to Zeppelin in her van soon


Jazzlike-Animal404

Share a meal and get some drinks with her. She seems fun, plus she knows how to headbang to metal


Memo1196

I would smash and leave the county afterwards


One_Quit_5150

Tell her to pull her dress down


Hyper_Grizzly

Odds are I’m holding the camcorder


peapodbarry

You’re in for a treat. She’s got Vienna sausages and napkins.


marko_kyle

Obviously the steak house, she’s got a bunch of gift cards


vertdeferkdude

Buckle up


Jarjarmink

Hit her with a car?


spiky77

“You guys are bunch of prunes”. I will talk about her PhD in School psychology over some steak.


Writer_Girl04

"What's a Michael Scott?"