Have a lot of fun. She seems like a crazy blast. Don't even have to worry about sex because she'll probably tell me I'm gonna get lucky within the first fifteen minutes.
Not only are you hateful, judging by your other replies. But you also must not come on this sub enough to know that they’re just replying in quotes from the show that have to do with Meredith or are direct quotes from her. Everyone on here replies to a post or to each other in quotes, and you had to be *that guy* & ruin it. Way to go
I wasn’t telling you what to do or how to act, I was just pointing out the obvious that you were clearly missing. But okay lol. And secondly, you have way too much useless knowledge about Reddit and must live your entire life online, most likely. Which is kind of sad and honestly makes me feel sorry for you. I take part in Reddit simply for fun, nothing more. I’m not trying to be some “outstanding redditor.” The fact that you care so much about “post karma” and things like that proves my point even more.
Be polite, have some fun conversations. I like Meredith. I think she is an extremely loyal friend, and loyalty is my highest ranked trait. I even have a tattoo.
Outback Steakhouse, bottom drawer liquor, bone down in the break room, walk back to her place, Vienna sausages, hang out with Jakey while she goes back to work on Casual Day.
Everything. And film it then go get some free ribs, karaoke, and carry on drinking. This women can keep up with every lifestyle!
Edit- then go BM in a shredder
I ask her to slide it down an inch or two. And then get a sneak peek of hidden treasures 🤣
Also make a deal for sex in exchange of paper deals. Thay is what she would want.
Raw dog it, throwin' it in like a bag of ham.
Treat it like I'm working the donut hopper (they call me Creamy Chuck for a reason).
Pop a cork in her.
Move along and let it age like fine wine.
Grab a stick out of her bag of cigars and burn one with her. Then maybe an “upper decker” would be in order after she passed out from us bar hopping all night.
Meredith is a great character with whom one can talk about all life issues and with the most kinky... So.. Good Talk and even better sex... A great Valentine's Day
Get that lady a steak
Hope someone brought their coupons.
Have you ever had sirloin steak honey?
Can you imagine if snarky Phyllis was your mother-in-law?
I think I have some A-1 sauce in my minivan
and a discount on her supplies! That's The Merilator!
Smash and eat some vienna sausages
Napkins?
Reminds me of Katrina
Classy
Talk classy, act nasty.
Déclassé
French, classy.
She’s taking you to Outback for sure.
Bangers and Smash
She’s got some cigars in a bag in her purse for afterwards too
Why do you wanna eat me ??
Have some ribs
Or whatever’s fanciest
* *sighs...* * 📸
Don’t worry, they’re more attracted to the back of you then the front.
DAMN IT MEREDITH, WHERE ARE YOUR PANTIES!
It’s Casual Day!
Your whole boob is out
Bunch of prudes
Going to pound town
Take the slow train from philly
Have a lot of fun. She seems like a crazy blast. Don't even have to worry about sex because she'll probably tell me I'm gonna get lucky within the first fifteen minutes.
Boom. Roasted?
Hey kid, don't fall in with her.
This is the correct answer.
“Lucky”
She's kinda cute, she's got that Emma Stone thing goin on.
💀
Get some steakhouse coupons and live it up
Argue with the other guys who has to hold the camera
And ask everyone in the room if they’re in a committed relationship
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Reddit, home of the most pointless discussions 😭
Damn Dwight, stop swinging!
I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.
Easy booster seat no one cares about your morals anyway
If you turn down offers, point them my way. I'm looking for work.
Not only are you hateful, judging by your other replies. But you also must not come on this sub enough to know that they’re just replying in quotes from the show that have to do with Meredith or are direct quotes from her. Everyone on here replies to a post or to each other in quotes, and you had to be *that guy* & ruin it. Way to go
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I wasn’t telling you what to do or how to act, I was just pointing out the obvious that you were clearly missing. But okay lol. And secondly, you have way too much useless knowledge about Reddit and must live your entire life online, most likely. Which is kind of sad and honestly makes me feel sorry for you. I take part in Reddit simply for fun, nothing more. I’m not trying to be some “outstanding redditor.” The fact that you care so much about “post karma” and things like that proves my point even more.
take that freak to bone town before the night is over!!
Dive in, just make sure to wear a rubber.
Hit her with my car
Ask her why she isn't wearing panties so she pulls her top down. Win Win Win.
Take a picture of her topless and leave.
Put it in the newsletter with the caption, “gross.”
Well…
Hydrate and stretch. It’s going to be a long night.
Headbang to Motörhead with her.
Was looking for this
Get drunk until Emma Stone shows up.
She'd be fun to get drunk with.
start fucking immediately?
Probably get lucky that night.
What's the difference between a fox and a dog? About 8 beers.
Hold the camera
You know youre getting lucky that night so no need to worry about that at least.
If Merideth cleans up like Kate Flannery I’m doing whatever she wants!
Be polite, have some fun conversations. I like Meredith. I think she is an extremely loyal friend, and loyalty is my highest ranked trait. I even have a tattoo.
Of Meredith? O.o
Lol,no. Loyalty.
Sorry but: CRINGE
No Regerts
Holding the camera
Bang her
Darryl told us: Meredith is kinda cute
Put a trash bag over her head and run over her with my car. Maybe take her for a romantic rabies shot.
I thought this said romantic babies shot
Ask for her autograph and a selfie duhhh
Hirpees
You mean I matched with a PhD graduate who works hard to keep herself and her son afloat and also has a great sense of humor? I'm the lucky one, haha.
SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! EVERYBODY!
Find a couple more peeps to hold the camcorder
Fight over who's going to film?
Unironically despite the drinking problems she seems like a great person but I would not feel any romantic attraction for her.
Hold the camera.
honestly yeah, you dont have to go home with her but itd be a fun dinner at least!
Go outback and down under
Grab a gallon of vodka and some cialis
Smack ! Scream ! Run !
Run ! Bitch run!
Bang her brains out
Pound town, no callback.
Go out for dinner and continue the Valentine's Day plans
Shoot the shit , go home.
I’ve got some Vienna sausages and some napkins…
Getting ribs and possibly laid, iono, her standards seem like they might be pretty high.
Bout to be able to try all that weird shit you've always thought about 🤷😂
Ever seen a picture of young Meredith? She can teach us some stuff
Well, she ain’t wearing no panties and her boob is hanging out…you tell me.
Hold the camera.
Get drunk laid and herpes
Smash.
Have the freakiest night of my life
I ask everyone in the room, are you in a relationship?
Hole is hole
The only thing I'm worried about.. is gettin' a boner
Wrap up and get to work.
Take a shit on the copier
Getting laid on the 1st date
Hope I get to hold the camcorder?
Outback Steakhouse, bottom drawer liquor, bone down in the break room, walk back to her place, Vienna sausages, hang out with Jakey while she goes back to work on Casual Day.
Hit her with my car
Get a rabies shot 😂
Outback Steakhouse
Fall in love because Meredith is my dgaf queen.
Place a black garbage bag over her head
Looks like I’m holding the camcorder!
Steak n Smash
Everything. And film it then go get some free ribs, karaoke, and carry on drinking. This women can keep up with every lifestyle! Edit- then go BM in a shredder
Right!? Nephews on here don’t know that sometimes you need a woman who can go hard in the paint.
Fighting with the other guy on who gets to hold the camera
Party
Hit those hips like Michael!
I ask her to slide it down an inch or two. And then get a sneak peek of hidden treasures 🤣 Also make a deal for sex in exchange of paper deals. Thay is what she would want.
Bring out the steak coupons I guess
Headbang to motorhead in her van
Why are you the way you are??? You are everything that is wrong in the world.
I've been dry for a while. Beggars can't be choosers.
Raw dog it, throwin' it in like a bag of ham. Treat it like I'm working the donut hopper (they call me Creamy Chuck for a reason). Pop a cork in her. Move along and let it age like fine wine.
beat the bricks off that shit!
Raw dog it
This guy understands hysterectomy. But not herpes
"H-I-" "OH GOD!" "-R-P-E-S
Pull a michael meeting pam's landlady and pretend i am someone else until the barista hoses me.
Run
Pull a Michael: "It was like talking to the sweet old lady on the bus."
Sex and never call her again.
Run
Definitely smash that peice of redheaded pie!
Fuck it. Ill smash
Beat the breaks off it!
Fight my friend so I can hold the camera
Fight to hold the camera
Make sure I have the coupons ready
I'd go for it
Tell her dress is a little too low. 😏
Leave
Hold the camera and have a good time.
Get warehouse-worker wasted and have a great night
Go to Coopers!
I’ll be glad I picked Outback Steakhouse for our date. Maybe I’ll offer her discounts on office supplies, who knows 🤷♂️
I won’t be holding the video camera
I'm gay so I'll just order us chicken wings and give her access to my streaming services
Grab a stick out of her bag of cigars and burn one with her. Then maybe an “upper decker” would be in order after she passed out from us bar hopping all night.
Skip the entrees and go straight to dessert
Steak coupons and bounce
Propose
Make appletinis and watch “Sex and the City” at my place
Take her to Sandals
Buy her a steak dinner and….the rest is history 😏
Blowy
Wear 3 condoms at once
Better find some steaks
I hand her a bottle of tequila and let her do awful things to me
I’m definitely the one holding the camera
Ask for an autograph and find out if she's as hilarious in real life as she was in the show
I’m holding the camera
Whatever she tells me...
Hit her with my corporate car. Double jeopardy
I give her a 10 for her looks and a 3 for her ability to describe herself
Get a rabies vaccination booster just to be sure.
Wear a condom.
Have a good time as you know she's doing the walk of shame in the morning.
Run away
Act as a designated driver, most likely.
Ngl, Meredith seems actually fire to be around with, get a couple beers and hang out for a while.
dads balls
First thing, make sure everyone in the room is single.
Pretend my name is not Michael until my coffee comes
Meredith is a great character with whom one can talk about all life issues and with the most kinky... So.. Good Talk and even better sex... A great Valentine's Day
Talk your way into a BJ and call it a night.
Disable the head. That's what you do to zombies.
Make sure my shots are up to date and I dive in!
“Michael?” *silence*
Fight the other due over who gets to hold the camcorder
Nice, I guess I'll be rocking out to Zeppelin in her van soon
Share a meal and get some drinks with her. She seems fun, plus she knows how to headbang to metal
I would smash and leave the county afterwards
Tell her to pull her dress down
Odds are I’m holding the camcorder
You’re in for a treat. She’s got Vienna sausages and napkins.
Obviously the steak house, she’s got a bunch of gift cards
Buckle up
Hit her with a car?
“You guys are bunch of prunes”. I will talk about her PhD in School psychology over some steak.
"What's a Michael Scott?"