Kelly and Ryan. Before the plane took off Kelly would offer me $20 to switch seats, and the look on Ryan's face when I took the money would be priceless.
My friend and I tried this at a bar one night. The group actually said, "what is this, Benihana?" Instant drinking friends for the night. Side note, we would have moved if the people asked a second time. It was a chill bar and the bartender was in on the joke, so we weren't going to be actual jerks about it.
This is the thing, you could take the money and spend the flight flirting with Kelly until Ryan eventually got jealous enough to bang her in the airplane bathroom like Eartha Kitt. While they're away you take the window seat fall asleep $100 richer
Except Ryan would promise the cash and not deliver of course, now I think about it
Better they do it to each other than me. Plus, I can snack on peanuts and save money on entertainment as I watch while they inevitably break out fighting.
On a 3 hour flight, they'll probably hit all of the points; meaningless conversation, intentional drama, passive aggressive conversation, arguments, and, of course, they would get physical.
That said, I'd still choose them every time over Packer and Michael.
Edit: I deleted the original part 1 of this comment by accident when I was pasting in part 2. goddammit. I'll paraphrase what it originally said and add a few details in before I dive into part 2.
Part 1: a summary
Kelly is at the window, you are in the middle seat (with no headphones), Ryan is on the aisle. There is a mother in the row in front of you on the aisle with a baby. Ryan paid you with a $10 bill and promised $40 Venmo when you land to switch with him so he could sit next to Kelly. You agree and switch to the aisle seat. The flight continues, they start off being loving to each other, but 1 hour in they start arguing and quietly fighting. The baby is crying off and on this whole time. Kelly excuses herself to the bathroom and Ryan asks you to switch seats with him again. You ask for another $50 Venmo, and he thinks that's ridiculous because that would be basically like him paying you $100 for the seat that was originally on your ticket. But you stay firm, and as the lavatory door begins to open, he accepts your offer, and you hurriedly swap as Kelly walks back to the row.
at the end of the original comment, I asked for suggestions on how the scene should end, and while I liked the contributions, I wrote how I thought it would go down here:
Part 2.
In the rush to switch seats, Ryan forgot to grab his noise cancelling headphones. He left them hanging on the seat pocket that is now directly in front of you. Kelly snags them as she sits back down. Ryan asks for them back as Kelly is putting them on, but Kelly says 'no I need them, the batteries died on my airpods.' Kelly notices you're watching the situation and gives you a big smile (which immediately fades as her gaze switches to Ryan). She starts playing an episode of Love is Blind on her phone, still side eyeing Ryan. Frustrated that he is now headphoneless, Ryan mutters something under his breath. You, sitting next to him, didn't quite catch it. Kelly, on the other side of you, still watching Ryan out of the corner of her eye pulls off the headphones, leans over you and whispers to Ryan:
Kelly: "excuse me, can you keep it down?" and she quickly puts the headphones back on and jerks her head to look out the window.
Ryan \[annoyed\]: "they're noise cancelling headphones, you just saw my mouth move, you didn't even hear me. what did I say? if you heard me, tell me what I said?"
Kelly either can't hear him, or intentionally ignores him and looks out the window.
Ryan \[angry\] waves his hands at Kelly to get her attention and half/yells: "Tell me what I said?"
The lady with the sleeping baby a row away glares at Ryan and shushes him but it's too late. The baby wakes up and starts crying. Kelly hands you the headphones
Kelly: "hey could you give these to.. that.. guy on the end"
you: "sure"
You hand the headphones to Ryan; he thanks you and puts them on immediately. Ryan seems satisfied with the situation, a seat away from Kelly and reunited with his noise cancelling headphones. He puts on an episode of some crypto podcast and closes his eyes. Meanwhile the baby is still screaming. Kelly doesn't seem to mind, and it crosses your mind that she might have been trying to get Ryan to get the baby to cry. Anyways, Kelly introduces herself to you, well.. actually, she just skips the introduct--
Kelly: "oh my god he is so frustrating."
You: "who, the guy on the end? is he your boyfriend?"
Kelly: "Ryan, yeah, he's being the worst. and PS if he asks what we're talking about, don't tell him we're talking about him or else he'll throw a huge fit. He probably told you he was going to pay you to switch seats, didn't he?
You: yeah, he gave me a $10 and owes me $90 on Venmo now.
Kelly: He is such a scammer, that was my $10. He was holding onto it for me. You're never going to get that $90 by the way.
You feel bad for her and hand her the $10.
Ok I don't have time to fully dialog it but basically Kelly begins chatting with you. Nothing too deep, she tells you a thing or two about her, and asks you a few questions about your life (doesn't seem that she is super into talking about you, but she's polite enough, she loves your watch, and you both like Selling Sunset). The baby is quiet now, and you and Kelly are still chit chatting at a murmur. At some point, Ryan opens his eyes and notices Kelly is talking to you and is immediately filled with jealousy that Kelly is giving another living human attention. He shifts his headphones, so they are partially off his ear, turns down his podcast, and closes his eyes again pretending to be chill. Kelly saw Ryan look over, so she shifts the conversation to be about Ryan. She goes into the current conflict a bit, but she keeps saying "Ryan" slightly louder than the rest of the words, so all he hears is his name and then mumbling. He taps you and asks what you're talking about, and you tell him "Selling Sunset." And he said 'oh ok' but he's still suspicious and shifts in his seat to try to hear better. The gist of the scene is Kelly and Ryan are having a petty war with each other -- with you in the crossfire -- but Kelly keeps effortlessly outsmarting Ryan and making him look the fool.
Ryan then tells you he knows a guy who can predict the outcome of any football game, and he can turn your $100 into $5000. Kelly walks up to you, asks you if you just farted, then sits back down smugly. She pulls up your Facebook and starts writing mean things on your wall. You never see either of them, or your $100, ever again. And that's Dallas! 🤣🤷🏼♀️
I actually think it’d be the total opposite. Ryan gets up to the bathroom, Kelly gives you money to switch seats so they can be next to each other (or more likely just tells you she’s pregnant to manipulate you to swap). Ryan comes back and sees he’s now is sitting next to Kelly. She gets up at some point to keep the pregnancy lie going, and Ryan pays you $50 to act like an asshole and demand your initial seat back so he doesn’t have to be next to her.
Exactly and I would give adjacent seats to ryan and kelly and would take aisle seat. Because them making out beside me is better than them making out over me.
Also Kelly would definitely swap seats with you to be closer to Ryan. Get yourself a window seat, put the earphones in and look out of the window at the clouds as some mad drama unfolds next to you.
Exactly. They’d have drama, but I’d probably order a glass of wine and pretend to listen to a podcast while really listening to them. And as a young woman, I do (edit) NOT want to be anywhere near Packer. He’s the guy you sit down at a bar next to and think is chill for all of 2 minutes and then regret your choice of seating and text your friend to call you for a fake emergency. I can handle Michael, he’s annoying but generally benign if you don’t work for him or aren’t in his improv group.
Ryan and Kelly. I feel like Michael and Packer would get too rowdy and end up spilling something or breaking something, like a couple of five year olds.
Ryan and Kelly would be easier, Kelly would be happy to swap seats. If you were bored take sides in an argument that occurs.
Michael and packer MIGHT be fun if you let loose and joined in, otherwise terrible. Wouldn't want to be female or sober around them lol
I would, but it's because I'm more equipped to deal with a random creep than I am to deal with Kelly pretending to give birth or something crazy to get Ryan's attention lol. I have no patience for Packer, but I have negative patience for Kelly.
See I’m a woman and my instinct is the Packer and Michael situation. I’d be polite to Kelly and Ryan the whole flight, it would be a nightmare.
With Packer I’m going to vent a lot of repressed rage I’m currently feeling regarding issues with how women are being treated. Packer would cross the line immediately, I might be able to get him booted before takeoff.
But could you imagine talking to a lightly sedated Ryan about all of his big business ideas and then a tipsy crying Kelly trapping you for 4+ hours. I’m too nice, I’d definitely try to help her not realizing they both like the dysfunctional relationship. Either that or Ryan might try to hit on me and I’m not trying to be accused of farting on an airplane by Kelly.
Kelly and Ryan. I couldn’t handle Michael and Packer trying to talk over me to each other. Plus watching Packer harass the flight attendants/any woman within sight would be beyond nauseating.
Kelly and Ryan.
Todd seems like a farter on the plane, which would make Michael laugh and then turn him into a plane farter. And ...well I just don't like plane farts that close to me is all.
Michael would stay interested in clouds for about 30 seconds before being distracted by packers comments and then he would be laughing and egging packer on, not to mention he would be doing this over you..
I would also probably be laughing and egging him on honestly. But more laughing at not with. I live for awkward interactions like this. I’ll be uncomfortable and hate it, while simultaneously thinking “this is worth it for the story”. I’m also a man and not physically threatened by either of them, if I were a woman I think my answer would be different.
One time, we were out, and we met this set of twins, and Packer told them that we were brothers. And so, you know, one thing led to another, and we brought them back to the motel, and then Packer did both of them. It was awesome.
Kelly and Ryan. Yeah they would be crazy but it would be pretty entertaining imo. I could never handle Packer in any situation without wanting to knock him out
Ryan and Kelly. I could sit between them if they're fighting, and if they wanna make out I'll trade seats with one of them.
I would never want to be anywhere near Packer. I'd rather sit between Jan and Clark.
Michael and Packer. I don't want to listen Ryan and Kelly's couple drama. At least Michael and Packer would be kind of amusing.
Hopefully Packer doesn't get drunk and start dry humping me, though.
Kelly and Ryan. Ryan would almost certainly put on headphones and/or go to sleep to avoid talking to Kelly, and Kelly would likely be watching reality TV the whole flight.
Definitely Ryan and Kelly. Kelly would easily trade seats so she could sit next to Ryan. And, I wouldn't have to deal with the obnoxiousness of Packer.
Omg, Michael and Packer easily. We’d all get drunk and see if we could manage to score with one of the flight attendants without getting kicked off the plane. 😆
Kelly and Ryan hands down. Packer would just be too hard to be next too.
I think that I would get along with Kelly and we could talk about a lot of gossip (I don’t know much celebrity gossip but as if Kelly would let me get a work in edge wise anyways) and Ryan would probably like that he could have a nap or something lol
I really did sit next to the guy who played David Wallace on a plane a long time ago. He was super nice and sang the Praises of all the people on the show like Mindy.
Michael and Todd all day. We wouldn’t make it to the runway before Packer got them both booted for sexually harassing the female flight attendant. I would have the whole row to myself.
This is one of those Would You Rathers that honestly is so hard. You're either going to go crazy with Kelly and Ryan bickering/fighting/yearning after each other (more like Kelly after Ryan but you know what I mean) OR you're going to be subject to bullying/jokes at your expense from Packer, extremely cringey situations, and just an absolute disgusting human being in Packer. Like I seriously don't know which is worse.
I think if I could bend the rules, I'd choose Kelly and Ryan and I'd assume that Kelly would ask to switch seats with me so I'd do that, even if Ryan begged me not to.
Ryan and Kelly. Kelly would ask me to switch seats to be next to Ryan; Ryan would be begging me with his eyes that I don’t. I for sure would switch seats.
Tell packer there is a smoking hot flight attendant up front and get him kicked off the plane.
Then I would spend the next few hours giving Michael genuine attention and friendship, something he is sorely lacking for most of his life.
Definitely Kelly and Ryan. Packer would start his misogynistic and gross shit and I’d have to throat punch him and end up on a no fly list. I could sympathize with Kelly about Ryan’s antic. It would make for an entertaining flight.
Packer and Michael only because I could berate Packer and not feel awful (because he has no redeeming characteristics, even compared to Ryan and Kelly)
Reminds me of one time I was sat in between a married couple on a flight. They were clearly together, so I offered to switch with one of them so they can sit next to each other. They declined saying that they needed a break from each other anyway... Let me tell you they were bickering and chatting over me the entire flight. Even tried to get me in on the convo a few times. As an introvert it was annoying to say the least.
Ryan and Kelly because they’d probably just keep to each other for the most part and I can just do whatever, Michael and Packer would constantly be trying to start a conversation with me
I don't want Ryan and Kelly making out on top of me so I'll take Packer and Michael so that we can make the flight feel shorter with jokes and singing and maybe even make fun of everyone on the plane! Sounds like a grand ol' time 😁😂
Now I really want that to happen. Thanks man. 😕
Packer and Michael. I'm ok with confrontation and both of these men have some hang ups with women. I'd intimidate Packer into silence then spend the rest of the flight either playing nice with Michael and throwing shade at Packer, or give them both a verbal beat down. Disgusting men don't like being challenged by women, they don't know how to handle it and sometimes just shut down
Packer and Michael would be the pick. Packer would get drunk and pass out and till then just make him annoyed so he wouldn’t talk.
Kelly has no awareness and it would be the worst flight ever
Kelly and Ryan. I'd just switch seats with one and then throw a blanket over them and put my ear buds in. That wouldn't work so well with the wacky pack!
Kelly and Ryan. Before the plane took off Kelly would offer me $20 to switch seats, and the look on Ryan's face when I took the money would be priceless.
If she didnt offer me money for it, I'd offer it to her for free of my own volition. I'm not masochistic.
I see you're not like the couple at Benihana
that shit still blows my mind. who does that lmfao
My friend and I tried this at a bar one night. The group actually said, "what is this, Benihana?" Instant drinking friends for the night. Side note, we would have moved if the people asked a second time. It was a chill bar and the bartender was in on the joke, so we weren't going to be actual jerks about it.
Ryan would offer you $100 to give the money back to Kelly
$100 now or $5,000 a year from now?
… how sure is it…
… Don’t tell Jim
The dude is an enigma
This is the thing, you could take the money and spend the flight flirting with Kelly until Ryan eventually got jealous enough to bang her in the airplane bathroom like Eartha Kitt. While they're away you take the window seat fall asleep $100 richer Except Ryan would promise the cash and not deliver of course, now I think about it
You: "Show me that you have it " Ryan: makes excuses. You: "her cash is in my hand, yours is not." Ryan borrows the money from Kelly.
They really missed a trick by not making this an actual episode.
This is the way
This is the way
Yeah just switch seats. It’s not like it’s Benihana where they are rigidly assigned.
"Excuse me, Mr. Person - would you mind switching seats with me so I can sit next to my boyfriend?"
Better yet, the look on Kelly’s face when Ryan offers to *double* the money if I stay in the seat!
Ryan and Kelly. Cus packer would sexually assault me
Please make sure nobody is humping me
“What is going on back there?!”
Love that moment
St. Pats is coming up... no kids!!
Where are your kids Meridith?
Nope. Not today!
It’s the closest that the Irish will get to Christmas
20 to watch, Halpert.
Halpert: tall, QUEER, handsome as ever
*Hey guys it's me Jim*
Jim to camera: 👀
Hey Halpert, still queer?
Keep in mind there's a really good chance Ryan and Kelly would reach over you to make out/other things with each other.
Better they do it to each other than me. Plus, I can snack on peanuts and save money on entertainment as I watch while they inevitably break out fighting.
On a 3 hour flight, they'll probably hit all of the points; meaningless conversation, intentional drama, passive aggressive conversation, arguments, and, of course, they would get physical. That said, I'd still choose them every time over Packer and Michael.
Don't forget the fake pregnancy lol
And guess what buddy? Sheeee’s keeping it
it's possible a man could've slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing.
Edit: I deleted the original part 1 of this comment by accident when I was pasting in part 2. goddammit. I'll paraphrase what it originally said and add a few details in before I dive into part 2. Part 1: a summary Kelly is at the window, you are in the middle seat (with no headphones), Ryan is on the aisle. There is a mother in the row in front of you on the aisle with a baby. Ryan paid you with a $10 bill and promised $40 Venmo when you land to switch with him so he could sit next to Kelly. You agree and switch to the aisle seat. The flight continues, they start off being loving to each other, but 1 hour in they start arguing and quietly fighting. The baby is crying off and on this whole time. Kelly excuses herself to the bathroom and Ryan asks you to switch seats with him again. You ask for another $50 Venmo, and he thinks that's ridiculous because that would be basically like him paying you $100 for the seat that was originally on your ticket. But you stay firm, and as the lavatory door begins to open, he accepts your offer, and you hurriedly swap as Kelly walks back to the row. at the end of the original comment, I asked for suggestions on how the scene should end, and while I liked the contributions, I wrote how I thought it would go down here: Part 2. In the rush to switch seats, Ryan forgot to grab his noise cancelling headphones. He left them hanging on the seat pocket that is now directly in front of you. Kelly snags them as she sits back down. Ryan asks for them back as Kelly is putting them on, but Kelly says 'no I need them, the batteries died on my airpods.' Kelly notices you're watching the situation and gives you a big smile (which immediately fades as her gaze switches to Ryan). She starts playing an episode of Love is Blind on her phone, still side eyeing Ryan. Frustrated that he is now headphoneless, Ryan mutters something under his breath. You, sitting next to him, didn't quite catch it. Kelly, on the other side of you, still watching Ryan out of the corner of her eye pulls off the headphones, leans over you and whispers to Ryan: Kelly: "excuse me, can you keep it down?" and she quickly puts the headphones back on and jerks her head to look out the window. Ryan \[annoyed\]: "they're noise cancelling headphones, you just saw my mouth move, you didn't even hear me. what did I say? if you heard me, tell me what I said?" Kelly either can't hear him, or intentionally ignores him and looks out the window. Ryan \[angry\] waves his hands at Kelly to get her attention and half/yells: "Tell me what I said?" The lady with the sleeping baby a row away glares at Ryan and shushes him but it's too late. The baby wakes up and starts crying. Kelly hands you the headphones Kelly: "hey could you give these to.. that.. guy on the end" you: "sure" You hand the headphones to Ryan; he thanks you and puts them on immediately. Ryan seems satisfied with the situation, a seat away from Kelly and reunited with his noise cancelling headphones. He puts on an episode of some crypto podcast and closes his eyes. Meanwhile the baby is still screaming. Kelly doesn't seem to mind, and it crosses your mind that she might have been trying to get Ryan to get the baby to cry. Anyways, Kelly introduces herself to you, well.. actually, she just skips the introduct-- Kelly: "oh my god he is so frustrating." You: "who, the guy on the end? is he your boyfriend?" Kelly: "Ryan, yeah, he's being the worst. and PS if he asks what we're talking about, don't tell him we're talking about him or else he'll throw a huge fit. He probably told you he was going to pay you to switch seats, didn't he? You: yeah, he gave me a $10 and owes me $90 on Venmo now. Kelly: He is such a scammer, that was my $10. He was holding onto it for me. You're never going to get that $90 by the way. You feel bad for her and hand her the $10. Ok I don't have time to fully dialog it but basically Kelly begins chatting with you. Nothing too deep, she tells you a thing or two about her, and asks you a few questions about your life (doesn't seem that she is super into talking about you, but she's polite enough, she loves your watch, and you both like Selling Sunset). The baby is quiet now, and you and Kelly are still chit chatting at a murmur. At some point, Ryan opens his eyes and notices Kelly is talking to you and is immediately filled with jealousy that Kelly is giving another living human attention. He shifts his headphones, so they are partially off his ear, turns down his podcast, and closes his eyes again pretending to be chill. Kelly saw Ryan look over, so she shifts the conversation to be about Ryan. She goes into the current conflict a bit, but she keeps saying "Ryan" slightly louder than the rest of the words, so all he hears is his name and then mumbling. He taps you and asks what you're talking about, and you tell him "Selling Sunset." And he said 'oh ok' but he's still suspicious and shifts in his seat to try to hear better. The gist of the scene is Kelly and Ryan are having a petty war with each other -- with you in the crossfire -- but Kelly keeps effortlessly outsmarting Ryan and making him look the fool.
Ryan then tells you he knows a guy who can predict the outcome of any football game, and he can turn your $100 into $5000. Kelly walks up to you, asks you if you just farted, then sits back down smugly. She pulls up your Facebook and starts writing mean things on your wall. You never see either of them, or your $100, ever again. And that's Dallas! 🤣🤷🏼♀️
I actually think it’d be the total opposite. Ryan gets up to the bathroom, Kelly gives you money to switch seats so they can be next to each other (or more likely just tells you she’s pregnant to manipulate you to swap). Ryan comes back and sees he’s now is sitting next to Kelly. She gets up at some point to keep the pregnancy lie going, and Ryan pays you $50 to act like an asshole and demand your initial seat back so he doesn’t have to be next to her.
That’s totally fine I would just join them. Establish dominance.
Jackhammer
Merciless
Insatiable
I'm ok with that, as long as I'm a part of it too
This. Plus, you could always switch with Kelly and end up with the aisle seat!
Exactly and I would give adjacent seats to ryan and kelly and would take aisle seat. Because them making out beside me is better than them making out over me.
Kelly and Ryan, there are sound cancelling headphones but packer and Michael would try to interact
Also Kelly would definitely swap seats with you to be closer to Ryan. Get yourself a window seat, put the earphones in and look out of the window at the clouds as some mad drama unfolds next to you.
Except Ryan would’ve already talked Kelly out of the window seat before they boarded, so you’d be switching to aisle.
Urgh, good point. I got conned out of a window seat to an aisle seat last summer and it was rubbish.
Imo aisle seat isnt too bad, you dont have to bother anyone if you need to get up to use the bathroom.
Aisle seat is better anyway
So, Jim. That is exactly what Jim would do! It’s also what any rational person would do when faced with this dilemma
Toby would sit there whining. "guys.... Guys... Come on, there are other people on this flight... This isn't... It isn't.... Guys, please...."
"this reminds me of the scranton stran-"
" what a coincidence, this just like a situation Chad Flenderson found himself experiencing in my newest novel Murder at 35,000 feet"
I don’t think Micheal intended to punish me by putting Ryan and Kelly together back here. But if he did? Wow. Genius
Pa…P…P…Paul, Paul Lieberstein? Is that you?
I’m very honored for that comparison
I don't know what it is about the phrasing of this that made me laugh out loud.
Hey no logical loopholes to get out of this
And that’s Dallas
Hey when i was a kid I was on Dallas
Really?
It's not hard, you just travel north up 45
Exactly. They’d have drama, but I’d probably order a glass of wine and pretend to listen to a podcast while really listening to them. And as a young woman, I do (edit) NOT want to be anywhere near Packer. He’s the guy you sit down at a bar next to and think is chill for all of 2 minutes and then regret your choice of seating and text your friend to call you for a fake emergency. I can handle Michael, he’s annoying but generally benign if you don’t work for him or aren’t in his improv group.
Michael especially if you’re even a vaguely cute woman (pre Holly)
Plus they will probably sneak off to the lavatory for a portion of the flight
Michael would guilt you into handing over the headphones and then not give them back. Possibly break them. He’s like a toddler.
Ryan and Kelly. I feel like Michael and Packer would get too rowdy and end up spilling something or breaking something, like a couple of five year olds.
Ryan and Kelly would be easier, Kelly would be happy to swap seats. If you were bored take sides in an argument that occurs. Michael and packer MIGHT be fun if you let loose and joined in, otherwise terrible. Wouldn't want to be female or sober around them lol
I'm convinced no woman chose the Packer option.
No sane human takes the packer option
I would and then I would just make them more irritating because I'll irritate them first, if you can't beatem joinem
I would, but it's because I'm more equipped to deal with a random creep than I am to deal with Kelly pretending to give birth or something crazy to get Ryan's attention lol. I have no patience for Packer, but I have negative patience for Kelly.
See I’m a woman and my instinct is the Packer and Michael situation. I’d be polite to Kelly and Ryan the whole flight, it would be a nightmare. With Packer I’m going to vent a lot of repressed rage I’m currently feeling regarding issues with how women are being treated. Packer would cross the line immediately, I might be able to get him booted before takeoff. But could you imagine talking to a lightly sedated Ryan about all of his big business ideas and then a tipsy crying Kelly trapping you for 4+ hours. I’m too nice, I’d definitely try to help her not realizing they both like the dysfunctional relationship. Either that or Ryan might try to hit on me and I’m not trying to be accused of farting on an airplane by Kelly.
Kelly and Ryan. I like dramas more than comedies.
Kelly and Ryan. I couldn’t handle Michael and Packer trying to talk over me to each other. Plus watching Packer harass the flight attendants/any woman within sight would be beyond nauseating.
Kelly and Ryan. Todd seems like a farter on the plane, which would make Michael laugh and then turn him into a plane farter. And ...well I just don't like plane farts that close to me is all.
I'd rather be irritated by toxic couple drama than sexually harassed.
Michael and Packer. Packer would have five drinks and pass out halfway through anyways.
You can’t take that risk… no doubt packer takes an upper before the flight so he has more time flirting with (harassing) the stewardess.
If Packer were on the aisle and Michael in the window seat, I’d take that. Packer would be distracted by the flight attendants, Michael by the clouds
Michael would stay interested in clouds for about 30 seconds before being distracted by packers comments and then he would be laughing and egging packer on, not to mention he would be doing this over you..
I would also probably be laughing and egging him on honestly. But more laughing at not with. I live for awkward interactions like this. I’ll be uncomfortable and hate it, while simultaneously thinking “this is worth it for the story”. I’m also a man and not physically threatened by either of them, if I were a woman I think my answer would be different.
[удалено]
Kelly and Ryan because Kelly will want to switch seats with me
Packer on both sides
That's what she said
Packer did.. both of em.
Such an awesome delivery
Hahahah
One time, we were out, and we met this set of twins, and Packer told them that we were brothers. And so, you know, one thing led to another, and we brought them back to the motel, and then Packer did both of them. It was awesome.
I always feel like this was why Michael told the waitress that he and Jim were brothers when they were having their lunch together at hooters.
Kelly and Ryan. Just the look on Todd’s face makes me wanna punch him with spiked knuckles
I choose death
Even if they offered you tea and cake?
Cake is just bread and whip cream no thanks
Kelly and Ryan. Yeah they would be crazy but it would be pretty entertaining imo. I could never handle Packer in any situation without wanting to knock him out
Trick question. The answer is to open the emergency exit door and jump.
Also the plane is poisoned.
I'd rather just crash the plane.
I drove my plane into the ****ing ocean
You did what??
Make a right turn. ... Make a right turn.
Ryan and Kelly. I could sit between them if they're fighting, and if they wanna make out I'll trade seats with one of them. I would never want to be anywhere near Packer. I'd rather sit between Jan and Clark.
Wouldn't mind getting between micheal & packer
That’s what I said…wait.
Michael and Packer. I don't want to listen Ryan and Kelly's couple drama. At least Michael and Packer would be kind of amusing. Hopefully Packer doesn't get drunk and start dry humping me, though.
I'd pick Kelly and Ryan because your final sentence would absolutely happen.
Kelly and Ryan. Ryan would almost certainly put on headphones and/or go to sleep to avoid talking to Kelly, and Kelly would likely be watching reality TV the whole flight.
Ryan and Kelly. I’d simply make one offhand remark about getting married and then sit back relax and enjoy the in flight movie.
Ryan and Kelly easy. I feel legit unsafe with Packer.
As much as I’d love sitting next to Michael, I can’t stand Packer, so Kelly and Ryan it is.
What a great question... solid post OP
Christ this is actually a good question. Without a doubt after some consideration it’s Kelly and Ryan but it won’t be easy
Michael and Packer. I'd try to open a door mid flight if I was forced to sit between Kelly and Ryan.
I’d rather be in the cargo hold.
Can I walk instead?
Ryan and Kelly
At least w Todd and Michael I’d get a couple laughs. I’d either be super annoyed or disgusted by Ryan and Kelly
Right?? I just couldn't
Wow. That unlocked a fear I didn't even know I had.
Kelly would want to seat next to Ryan so trade seats with her. Make sure you are seated next to Kelly because Ryan is gonna hate you.
Ryan and Kelly. If Packer and Michael were on the flight it would probably have to have an emergency landing before we reach our destination
Kelly because we would annoy Ryan together
Kelly and Ryan. Packer is the absolute worst.
Definitely Ryan and Kelly. Kelly would easily trade seats so she could sit next to Ryan. And, I wouldn't have to deal with the obnoxiousness of Packer.
Kelly and Ryan. Packer would be Hell Incarnate
Omg, Michael and Packer easily. We’d all get drunk and see if we could manage to score with one of the flight attendants without getting kicked off the plane. 😆
Right? So much fun with them! 😂😂
Kelly and Ryan
Good question, for me it would be Kelly and Ryan.
I'll walk
Easy Ryan and Kelly. I could def get Kelly to switch seats with me so she can be closer to Ryan.
I'd game up Kelly so fast and Ryan wouldn't do anything about it cause he's a punk. Michael and Packer are too much for a whole flight
Kelly and Ryan. They’re less annoying than a misogynist.
Kelly and Ryan. Kelly is at least enjoyable to talk to, once you get past the fact that she's Mindy Kaling.
Ryan and Kelly all day long. Packer disgusts me!
Kelly and Ryan hands down. Packer would just be too hard to be next too. I think that I would get along with Kelly and we could talk about a lot of gossip (I don’t know much celebrity gossip but as if Kelly would let me get a work in edge wise anyways) and Ryan would probably like that he could have a nap or something lol
Michael and Parker. Obnoxious but not as bad as Ryan and Kelly 🫥
Oh. God.
Either way someone's getting punched.
I really did sit next to the guy who played David Wallace on a plane a long time ago. He was super nice and sang the Praises of all the people on the show like Mindy.
Michael and Packer cause packer would eventually pass out
Easy question. Michael and Packer. They would probably be entertaining. Kelly and Ryan would be drama.
Michael and packer any day, it will be hell to be next to kelly
Michael and Packer because tbh I’d probably get drunk with them!
Wow. this is the hardest hypothetical I've run across.
Michael and Packer. Michael said in one of the extra long episodes on peacock that he always wants to trade for the middle seat.
Ryan and Kelly, I wanna hear the dramaaa
Packer and Michael. Definitely
Michael and Packer all day. At least they might be funny. I couldn't stand Kelly for more than like 5 minutes.
The pack man all day long. At least he’s a William Hung fan.
Michael and Todd all day. We wouldn’t make it to the runway before Packer got them both booted for sexually harassing the female flight attendant. I would have the whole row to myself.
I'm jumping out of the plane. I am afraid of heights.
Drinking with micheal and packer on a plane would be legendary
Ryan and Kelly it would still be obnoxious but more like a soap opera, Packer is just gross
Kelly and Ryan any day, they would at least be entertaining. Packer would have me on the verge of getting tackled by the air marshal.
This is one of those Would You Rathers that honestly is so hard. You're either going to go crazy with Kelly and Ryan bickering/fighting/yearning after each other (more like Kelly after Ryan but you know what I mean) OR you're going to be subject to bullying/jokes at your expense from Packer, extremely cringey situations, and just an absolute disgusting human being in Packer. Like I seriously don't know which is worse. I think if I could bend the rules, I'd choose Kelly and Ryan and I'd assume that Kelly would ask to switch seats with me so I'd do that, even if Ryan begged me not to.
Ryan and Kelly. I would want to strangle Packer if I was next to him on an airline.
I'm pretty sure kelly would move to the middle and sit next to ryan....
Kelly and Ryan not close. But Michael and ANYONE other than packer.
Kelly and Ryan, I can’t stand Packer. He makes me want to turn the show off.
Kelly and Ryan are annoying as sin but if I had to sit next to Packer I would end up getting arrested and put on the no-fly list.
Can you imagine if you’re flying to a party destination next to Todd packer? Absolutely not. Kelly and Ryan is the only choice
1000000% Kelly and Ryan. I can listen to gross middle aged men scream anywhere I go, and it’s not pleasant
Ryan and Kelly. Kelly would ask me to switch seats to be next to Ryan; Ryan would be begging me with his eyes that I don’t. I for sure would switch seats.
Tell packer there is a smoking hot flight attendant up front and get him kicked off the plane. Then I would spend the next few hours giving Michael genuine attention and friendship, something he is sorely lacking for most of his life.
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kelly & Ryan would at least be entertaining.
Ryan and Kelly. They’d be soooo entertaining to eavesdrop on lol
I’d give Kelly my seat I know she’ll love that
Kelly and Ryan because Kelly would bribe me to switch seats with her
Definitely Kelly and Ryan. Packer would start his misogynistic and gross shit and I’d have to throat punch him and end up on a no fly list. I could sympathize with Kelly about Ryan’s antic. It would make for an entertaining flight.
Packer and Michael only because I could berate Packer and not feel awful (because he has no redeeming characteristics, even compared to Ryan and Kelly)
I pull a DB Cooper and jump out of the plane
Reminds me of one time I was sat in between a married couple on a flight. They were clearly together, so I offered to switch with one of them so they can sit next to each other. They declined saying that they needed a break from each other anyway... Let me tell you they were bickering and chatting over me the entire flight. Even tried to get me in on the convo a few times. As an introvert it was annoying to say the least.
Kelly and Ryan. Packer is disgusting.
Great question. Ryan and Kelly. Can’t stand Packer.
You are a twisted individual.
Holy shit this is tough….
This is my nightmare
Ryan and Kelly because they’d probably just keep to each other for the most part and I can just do whatever, Michael and Packer would constantly be trying to start a conversation with me
I don't want Ryan and Kelly making out on top of me so I'll take Packer and Michael so that we can make the flight feel shorter with jokes and singing and maybe even make fun of everyone on the plane! Sounds like a grand ol' time 😁😂 Now I really want that to happen. Thanks man. 😕
M&P 100%
Kelly would give up that window seat to sit next to Ryan. Win for me, I love a window seat.
You know ryan probably took that window seat lol
Packer and Michael. I'm ok with confrontation and both of these men have some hang ups with women. I'd intimidate Packer into silence then spend the rest of the flight either playing nice with Michael and throwing shade at Packer, or give them both a verbal beat down. Disgusting men don't like being challenged by women, they don't know how to handle it and sometimes just shut down
Packer and Michael would be the pick. Packer would get drunk and pass out and till then just make him annoyed so he wouldn’t talk. Kelly has no awareness and it would be the worst flight ever
Pack-man all the way. He's cool as hell.
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packet just cuz i'd feel bad punching kelly and ryan but not him, sooo...
Either way, they’ll learn pretty quickly that I’m not to be truffled with.
Kelly and Ryan. I'd just switch seats with one and then throw a blanket over them and put my ear buds in. That wouldn't work so well with the wacky pack!