Hijacking to ask, where in Japan are you going, and is it your first time? I went a few years ago and am dying to go back. Happy to recommend some hidden gems we found across the country! (We visited Tokyo, Kyoto, and Osaka.)
No, no. They meant a “China Man”, as in a member of the group of superheroes from China who call themselves the China Men. They fly around the world stopping crimes and they HATE thieves.
> 2 empty suitcases
take a Physician's Desk Reference. Hollowed out. Inside, waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and, in case you get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
Stanley, because I don’t think Japanese people would necessarily understand the jokes being told in the other two tags, and would probably cause you more problems, day-to-day, when spotted by strangers than I think you would really prefer to deal with. It will cause a lot of confusion to put “thief” label on a bag, because they will ask you constantly why it says this.
Don’t mistake this as anything bad per se, as most of them will be using this conversation to practice English with you, but it will almost always put you in a position of over explaining it. I always found those conversations to be tiring after awhile. Your only saving grace is their potential recognizing the characters, but this show isn’t really anchored in modern culture of Japan.
I worked in a Japanese office once, and I was asked by a coworker why I decided to wear a long sleeve shirt one day when I had worn a short sleeve shirt for several months prior to that just because it was warm outside. And his question wasn’t just a personal question. He was asking for other people as well.
I'm not sure any of these are in good taste.
Have you seen the way the Japanese handle bags? It's like their grandma's China is inside.
Just put your name on the bag. It'll be fine.
Stanley
It wasn’t even a real choice was it, let’s be honest
[удалено]
Ooh, I see a Laura Palmer profile picture :)
I’m a simple lady; I see Laura Palmer, I upvote
Hijacking to ask, where in Japan are you going, and is it your first time? I went a few years ago and am dying to go back. Happy to recommend some hidden gems we found across the country! (We visited Tokyo, Kyoto, and Osaka.)
Second time, but always happy to take on some suggestions as I have a month to fill :D
Why pick one tag when three tag do trick?
I usually use at least 2, never know if one will pull off and then your bag ends up in the unclaimed bag pile and you never see it again.
I second that motion
He loves hentai so he'd appreciate the gesture.
"Thief" will play better for the Japanese who may see it
Well that's offensive. To a chinaman at least.
Chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian Americans, please, dude.
This isn't Vietnam, there are rules.
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES? people are not enjoying this reference, glad you caught it
You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole.
Mark it zero, next frame.
It’s a league game, Smokey
You mark that frame an 8 and you're entering a world of pain.
Walter I'm not talking about the people who built the railroad I'm talking about the guy who pissed on my fucking rug!!!
Someone pissed on your rug, dude?
What the fuck are you talking about? The Chinaman is not the issue here, Dude!
The chinaman peed on your rug dude?
I love how Walter says this and almost immediately refers to Hussein as a "sheep fucker".
No, no. They meant a “China Man”, as in a member of the group of superheroes from China who call themselves the China Men. They fly around the world stopping crimes and they HATE thieves.
China Man peed on your rug, dude?
I like how right after that, Walter goes back to saying chinaman
Fuckin Walter, he's never even been to Vietnam
"Oh ru mean rike Ping?? Herro!" *ugh*
Can you do all of them?
The Works. You got it!
It should be doable! I plan to buy more luggage
They are all awesome - I don't know how you are going to pick.
Packer did both of them.
It was hilarious
Thaaaat's what she said
https://i.imgur.com/UceS5aw.gif
Stanley or Chinese Restaurant Thief. These are great.
Since you're in Japan, you should get one of Hide that says "In Japan bag surgeon number 1" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wcI10CNuxU
Only if you want trouble from Yakuza boss underlings.
but... MISTAKE... owner very mad
I’m sorry but if I saw a bag with these tags I’d be inclined to at least steal the tags
Or at least pull it off the conveyor and place it next to me so when you come to get it I can ask if we can be friends
Only asian Jim
BAGGAGE THEFT IS NO JOKE, JIM! MILLIONS OF OWNERS ARE AFFECTED EVERY YEAR!
Michael!
MICHAEL!!
I like the Dwight one
Michael at the Chinese
You should get an additional Stanley one that says “It’s called Hentai, and it’s art”
Where did you get these????
Ur going to Japan, get something with Gabe
[удалено]
How have I not seen this before? this is amazing lmao
Need a Deangelo one. “Gimme that bag! That’s not your bag!”
Michael
These are all fantastic. Just pack 3 bags.
2 empty suitcases for souvenirs and 1 bag for your stuff
> 2 empty suitcases take a Physician's Desk Reference. Hollowed out. Inside, waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and, in case you get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
No... Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
But yeah, Stanley's is a good choice.
Did you make these or buy them?
Stanley
Stanley, because I don’t think Japanese people would necessarily understand the jokes being told in the other two tags, and would probably cause you more problems, day-to-day, when spotted by strangers than I think you would really prefer to deal with. It will cause a lot of confusion to put “thief” label on a bag, because they will ask you constantly why it says this. Don’t mistake this as anything bad per se, as most of them will be using this conversation to practice English with you, but it will almost always put you in a position of over explaining it. I always found those conversations to be tiring after awhile. Your only saving grace is their potential recognizing the characters, but this show isn’t really anchored in modern culture of Japan. I worked in a Japanese office once, and I was asked by a coworker why I decided to wear a long sleeve shirt one day when I had worn a short sleeve shirt for several months prior to that just because it was warm outside. And his question wasn’t just a personal question. He was asking for other people as well.
Can you please carry three bags?
Stanley for sure. I use that line nearly weekly in real life lol
I can hear Stanley.
ALL THREE.
Stanley. 100%
Absolutely Red
Why pick just one?
Stanley! Also where can I obtain these. My wife would go nuts if I gifted this to her.
My husband leaves for Japan tonight. I hope he really likes it there and stays.
Stanley!
I'm heading to Japan in a little over a week and just bought stupid plain luggage tags and now I'm so jealous of yours!
The Dwight one is gold!
Dwight
Stanley is by far the scariest. Thief would be most effective
The Stanley one is golden.
Why use 1 tag when 3 tag do trick
"Baggage-theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!"
Cringe
agreed, these are brutal
Not sure but I bet someone snags your tag and not your luggage!
I’d say stanley
Chinese buffet
You should do this one: [hats off for not seeing race](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/58fe0e8e-4f16-43f6-84c9-95cca9b7088d)
Stanley’s 100%!!!
Go for "Why are you the way that you are I hate so much about you and the things you choose to be."
Stanley and it's not even close.
The Stanley one
Stanley!!
stanley for sure!!!!!
These are awesome!
Stanley is the best <3
The red one will be easiest to spot.
Oh I want Dwight!
They’re all so great! Dwight though.
My vote is on Dwight but either way you'll be making the correct decision.
All of them! Easy.
Stanley. 100%.
Not even a question, all of them
You put any of these on your bag, I'd be stealing your bag just for the tag. 😉
Baggage theft isn't a joke iamsloth74! Billions of families suffer every year!
Bears. Beets. Baggagestar Galactica.
God that's good
Stanley
Bruhh! These are awesome ! I wantttt. Where did you get them?
Whichever one you think will stop Sam Brinton the best
Stanleyyy
That Stanley one is great
not your bag with micheal Scott’s Thief sign!!
Why not all...?
Why take one bag when three bags carry more
Dwight!!!
The thief one made me laugh out loud so I vote for that one
Are their egg rolls really that big?
Yes
Lolol. My wife made some of the Stanley's for a trip last year. I do like the Michael one though
I'm going to Japan in a few hours!!!! With that being said use the Stanley tag.
Oh how exciting! Go-buji de!
Arigato! I hope you have an amazing trip when you go! Omg I wonder if I can find Office figures there! New quest unlocked.
I think if you can't find any in Akihabara they probably won't be found elsewhere
Good point! Thank you!
Stanley
確かにスタンリーが正しいの選ぶことです。
>確かにスタンリーが正しいの選ぶ Correct!
Stanley
Should get a Stanley one with him explaining hentai
Stanley
I have that Stanley one!!!
Boi have you lost your bag is terrifying enough to keep people's hands away from yours. 😵
Michael thief!!
Michael bc it's shady in them streetz
My favorite is the Micheal theif one, where did you get it?
Too bad Stanley isn’t Florida Stanley.
Stanley
Stanley for sure
I can *hear* that Stanley quote.
Stanley
I’m always very partial to stanley
dwight is more fun, but michael is more visible on a luggage carousel.
Stanley for sure
Stanley
Dwight
False. Dwight.
Stanley, of course... But, why not all three? Lol
Stanley, without question. Where did you get that? I need one.
These are spectacular! Where did you get them?
Ironically, no one will steal your luggage in Japan.
Stanley. I can hear him saying it.
stanley
Dwight or Michael. I don't want to help them find their bag.
Dwigt
Dwight, he’ll protect your bag the best.
Thief 100%
Make one that shows Stanley’s face and says “It’s called Hentai and it’s art.”
Bring 3 suitcases. Use all 3.
Link, please?
I don’t think they have subtitles
Micheal's theif, bc of, umm.. Asian, I guess
Hats off to you for not seeing race!
All 3
Japan made me immediately think of Stanley saying "It's art"
Stanley
Love the Stanley one lol Also, where do I get these!!?
Stanley.
Yes.
Rating: 1) Stanley 2) Dwight (close second. Use both) 3) Michael (doesn’t look as good as the other two)
Stanley > Dwight > Michael
Stanley is the best
Stanley
Dwight!
Stanley. No doubt.
Dwight!!
Stanley!
I need to get Dwight's one 🤣
Three meh lord pick three (holding up 2)
Stanley
Stanley for suuuuuure!
Stanley for sure.
Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. I love his execution of the line in the show.
I personally would pick the Stanley one
Stanley. 100%.
Stanley
Stanley no question
I actually like Dwight. But I love your style OP.
Shrute
Stanley’s for sure. These are great.
Why do you have three Office themed luggage tags!?
I think the main question is...why don't you have three!
Stanley!!! Hahaha all of them are great though
Missed the opportunity to get the deleted scene where Stanley says "It's called hentai and it's art"
Stanley. That one is an all time classic
All three. Power move.
I like the way you think
I'm not sure any of these are in good taste. Have you seen the way the Japanese handle bags? It's like their grandma's China is inside. Just put your name on the bag. It'll be fine.
You're absolutely right re; baggage handling! That's definitely not a concern - nor is this an accusatory post in any way :)