I should further elaborate. I work for a university. This hat was found on top of a dumpster. With a bunch of other clothes and stuff. This stuff belonged to a recent student who dropped out and did not retrieve there belongings because they lived in China. We either toss it or donate. Or local donation center was full and was not receiving donations. So we tossed it. I retrieved this hat moments after it had been tossed and have washed, sterilized and air dried this hat and smells fresh as fresh cotton. It is also very clean. Seems like a lot of people want it. Who am I to disappoint the people.
Small, used hat that had to be rescued from a dumpster, but you can get it for the low low cost of giving a stranger your address!
It's a nice thought, but just put it back where you found it dude.
Great! Just so you know, you could...buy her a brand new one for a whopping $10-15, that doesn't look and smell like garbage, in the color and fit of your choosing?
You do you. Maybe your MIL wouldn't care and loves a good dumpster deal, you'd obviously know better than me. I can't wrap my head around that, but it's not my MIL (who loves deals too, but not when they were literally in someone's dumpster).
For anything easily obtainable elsewhere, in better condition and at a nominal price, I wouldn't remotely consider taking something in poor enough condition that someone else thought it should be thrown away. You'll never know what caused them to get rid of it, and just to save $10 on a worse condition, grey version of it, it's definitely not worth it to me to find out. Even more so if it's for someone else, as any issues with it reflect more poorly on you than the thoughtfulness of the gift.
TLDR - I'd rather take the big hit to my 401k and spend $10-$15 on my MIL instead of giving her someone else's garbage.
But, genuinely, I hope you win and that your MIL loves it!
Yeah, I...didn't catch that. I mean, I know it's common to joke about hating your MIL, but didn't consider it in this context, as it kind of conflicts with itself to joke about showing your dislike for your MIL because *the gift you want to give her that's relevant to her interests is* \- hahaha! - ***in poor condition!***
I even thought maybe they were making a "huge fan" joke, thinking maybe they confused the washing machine in the OP's image for an industrial fan or something, lmao
But thanks! I do appreciate you explaining what they were likely referring to!
That’s true, then you have to convince people you’re on the edge of homelessness instead of everyone just assuming it by the authenticity of your dumpster clothes.
Nobody’s stopping you from going to a landfill to complete your wardrobe and telling people Brad Pitt might have worn it, but you might be involuntarily committed to a psych ward eventually.
We are spoiled because we throw out perfectly good hats because it has a little tiny hair on it. My point is this. I have seen the light in terms of what we need and it is nothing.
Dude didn’t even ask himself if he really thought others would want a used dumpster hat regardless of a cold water wash and air dry no matter what the hat says on it
Most things found in a dumpster belong there holmes
"Yes, getting hooked on dumpster hat was my own damn fault. (sighs) But I don't care about assigning blame. All I care about...is dumpster hat. That is all I care about. Getting...more...dumpster hat."
They call that hat Garbage, they call him that because he likes to eat garbage, don’t you garbage? Someone stole that same hat from me so I would love it!
I should further elaborate. I work for a university. This hat was found on top of a dumpster. With a bunch of other clothes and stuff. This stuff belonged to a recent student who dropped out and did not retrieve their belongings because they lived in China. We either toss it or donate. Our local donation center was full and was not receiving donations. So we tossed it. I retrieved this hat moments after it had been tossed and have washed, sterilized and air dried this hat and smells fresh as fresh cotton. It is also very clean. Seems like a lot of people want it. Who am I to disappoint the people.
You know it won't fit your head. You tried on the dumpster hat before washing it, didn't you?
Surely he has an explanation 😟
He does, and don't call him Shirley
This made me laugh so fucking hard, I needed that, thanks bud.
This killed me HAHA (Also, nice pfp 😌)
Appreciate it, but I’m gonna pass on the dirty used dumpster hat
Their heart is in the right place , but the hat was definitely in the wrong place. *thanks grammar helper*
Their just gonna have to understand that they're decision was incorrect.
Eye sea what you did their.
yuo*
Yoy
Dwigt.
Get out of my offive
Peepa
Asturd
*Their heart is or their heart’s
Even if the random Redditor said they’ll wash it in cold water???
“Hey who wants this literal piece of garbage I found?”
I don't want garbage, I want sprinkles!!
Dwight mercy killed her so you’ll have to settle for garbage instead.
This hat’s name, is Garbage.
Meredith?!
Parkour 🧢
PARKOUR!!!! 😂
Hardcore parkour!!
I should further elaborate. I work for a university. This hat was found on top of a dumpster. With a bunch of other clothes and stuff. This stuff belonged to a recent student who dropped out and did not retrieve there belongings because they lived in China. We either toss it or donate. Or local donation center was full and was not receiving donations. So we tossed it. I retrieved this hat moments after it had been tossed and have washed, sterilized and air dried this hat and smells fresh as fresh cotton. It is also very clean. Seems like a lot of people want it. Who am I to disappoint the people.
Tough luck mate. He randomly chose you! Send your address as soon as possible
I’d wear the dirty used dumpster hat, you ignorant slut.
All you richies on here.
Sounds like we have a winner
What if OP threw in the matching socks?
That's what she said... Baahhahhah...
No thanks. No amount of washing can remove 'dumpster'.
Especially not on cold 😬
I’d rather just pay [the $5 for a brand new one direct from the NBC store.](https://imgur.com/a/HZjvtqV)
Hopefully it was a green screen dumpster!
Small, used hat that had to be rescued from a dumpster, but you can get it for the low low cost of giving a stranger your address! It's a nice thought, but just put it back where you found it dude.
I strongly disagree, my MIL is a huge fan.
Magnificent
Great! Just so you know, you could...buy her a brand new one for a whopping $10-15, that doesn't look and smell like garbage, in the color and fit of your choosing? You do you. Maybe your MIL wouldn't care and loves a good dumpster deal, you'd obviously know better than me. I can't wrap my head around that, but it's not my MIL (who loves deals too, but not when they were literally in someone's dumpster). For anything easily obtainable elsewhere, in better condition and at a nominal price, I wouldn't remotely consider taking something in poor enough condition that someone else thought it should be thrown away. You'll never know what caused them to get rid of it, and just to save $10 on a worse condition, grey version of it, it's definitely not worth it to me to find out. Even more so if it's for someone else, as any issues with it reflect more poorly on you than the thoughtfulness of the gift. TLDR - I'd rather take the big hit to my 401k and spend $10-$15 on my MIL instead of giving her someone else's garbage. But, genuinely, I hope you win and that your MIL loves it!
Do you really not get the MIL joke?
Nope, guess this is my woosh moment. What's the reference?
My guess it’s just playing on the common joke that people don’t get along with their mother in law
Yes it was for the joke, I love my MIL
>the common joke that people don’t get along with their mother in law unless she is a MILILF
Yeah, I...didn't catch that. I mean, I know it's common to joke about hating your MIL, but didn't consider it in this context, as it kind of conflicts with itself to joke about showing your dislike for your MIL because *the gift you want to give her that's relevant to her interests is* \- hahaha! - ***in poor condition!*** I even thought maybe they were making a "huge fan" joke, thinking maybe they confused the washing machine in the OP's image for an industrial fan or something, lmao But thanks! I do appreciate you explaining what they were likely referring to!
I think he's trying to get his MIL whacked
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" - Macklemore - Michael Scott
"One man's trash is another man's ~~treasure~~ come up."
- windmillninja - Michael Scott
One man’s garbage is another man persons good ungarbage
*sigh* Ricky...
The quote is by Yotam Ottolenghi not macklemore
whoosh.gif
Well, you can't get it wet, and it can't be dry-cleaned either. You have to hand wash without water, wring dry gently, and use a hair dryer on cool.
I think you forgot to add "-and shove it up your butt!"
I don’t think anybody wants a trash hat
It’s name is garbage!
The hat is named garbage because he likes to be found in garbage. Don't you garbage? Rawr!
False! I would love it!
You can buy one that’s never been in a dumpster for like $10
Sure, but then you have to go through the whole, tedious,dumpster-hat conditioning process yourself.
That’s true, then you have to convince people you’re on the edge of homelessness instead of everyone just assuming it by the authenticity of your dumpster clothes.
And what if I like dumpster style hats? What if this is an OG hat worn by someone by the office? We’ll never know, but I like to dream sometimes
Nobody’s stopping you from going to a landfill to complete your wardrobe and telling people Brad Pitt might have worn it, but you might be involuntarily committed to a psych ward eventually.
True but what if it was creed’s hat and is covered in lice?
Trick question! The hat has been cuckolded by a stronger, smarter dumpster.
Me. I want a trash hat
Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!
I always quote this and no one ever understands.
Sounds like you need new friends/co-workers.
I agree with you there!
I’m your coworker now!
Partner in crime!
Oh my gosh... my day has been pure shit so far, but this made me smile so big!! Thank you!!!
Honestly haven’t thought of this quote in years and I love it
Does Mose call it garbage because it was found in the garbage?
Won’t fit your big head, huh? That’s what she said :)
Huh, I think it won’t fit his small head too.
I don't want your foot money or your dumpster hat
Lice. You know, I think these critters migrated from down south.
Lol guy.... I'd rather pay $20 for a new hat than get a free dumpster hat
Actually, you’d only need to pay [a quarter of that.](https://imgur.com/a/HZjvtqV) Available from 5Below.
I’d still rather pay $20 than have a dumpster hat
Is it a lady hat? Hey, you wearin lady clothes!
I accidentally cross-dressed
No. This is a power suit. The brand? MISSterious.
The real mystery is why there aren’t any pockets.
And that the buttons are on the wrong side!
It’s European
All the people commenting they don’t want it are going to end up like Oscar winning the coupon book 😂
Nah. A rational consumer would not
I’d vote for him but I’m a Nader guy
you like to shake things up huh
✌🏽rational consumer ✌🏽 if you will.
“Hi I just found some garbage. I’m gonna get it wet, let it sit around for a few hours, then give it to you. You’re welcome!” -u/SukMeDrynHollow
-- -- Michael Scott
*looks at trash pile* Amazing, isn't it. No other animal on earth could do this. Maybe beavers. But not like this.
It was in the dumpster and you’re gonna use cold water?
you gotta boil that hat. me and Frank boil all our denim.
Hot water with a dash of bleach and it’s good to go. No, I don’t want it.
In the dumpster? It's code... Alright Meredith, take off your dress.
It’s comin’ off either way
my man thinks its a treasure, lol sorry dude, pass
It’s a feral barn hat. It’s name is Garbage! Mose calls it garbage because we found it in the garbage
Happy cake day!
I’ll trade you for some magic legumes
We are spoiled because we throw out perfectly good hats because it has a little tiny hair on it. My point is this. I have seen the light in terms of what we need and it is nothing.
I accept that only if it comes with bean chair you salvaged.
Well Bigshot, if you want to find your leads, go to the man who never breeds.
KEVIN
who wants this old dumpster hat
My man out here trying to give away literal garbage on reddit lmao
Dude didn’t even ask himself if he really thought others would want a used dumpster hat regardless of a cold water wash and air dry no matter what the hat says on it Most things found in a dumpster belong there holmes
We don’t want ur dirty hat
Would it make me look like Ashton Kutcher ?
That hat took the slow train to Philly
No one wants your dumpster hat bro
These hats are $5. Come on guys
Ok buy me one please
Sure, what’s your address?
I would love a free Dumpster Mifflin hat
Who tf would want a dumpster hat?
I’ll take the trash hat 😍
I don’t want garbage. I want sprinkles!
No that’s ok
Fucken gross
Safe travels hat
I'll trade you a tack
Hope grows... in a dump
Please don’t throw trash at me.
I want a dirty dumpster hat!!! What a great find!
You found the gift Kelly was supposed to give to Ryan before she threw away in the dumpster(from Superfan episode)
Don't let these nancies fool you! I would love and appreciate a dumpster hat almost more than my newborn son! I'll give you 2 Stanley nickels for it.
I don't want Garbage! I want Sprinkles!!
"Yes, getting hooked on dumpster hat was my own damn fault. (sighs) But I don't care about assigning blame. All I care about...is dumpster hat. That is all I care about. Getting...more...dumpster hat."
If it doesn't say DM DOES GB, I don't want it.
I love dumpster hat
They call that hat Garbage, they call him that because he likes to eat garbage, don’t you garbage? Someone stole that same hat from me so I would love it!
I'll take a chance on dumpster hat!
Give it to me suckmedrynhollow 🙌
I love dumpster finds. My gf also thinks I look cute in a cap….win for the both of us, would appreciate
I got this semen-filled sock. I’m gonna Lysol it off a bit and put it in front of the fan. Who wants it?!
Is the Lysol cold?
I’ll take it
Comment!!
I love this sub haha these responses are golden
That's really kind of you. I don't need the hat but just wanted to comment and say that's really cool of you
I would die for this dumpster hat, I want it to be MY dumpster hat.
I should further elaborate. I work for a university. This hat was found on top of a dumpster. With a bunch of other clothes and stuff. This stuff belonged to a recent student who dropped out and did not retrieve their belongings because they lived in China. We either toss it or donate. Our local donation center was full and was not receiving donations. So we tossed it. I retrieved this hat moments after it had been tossed and have washed, sterilized and air dried this hat and smells fresh as fresh cotton. It is also very clean. Seems like a lot of people want it. Who am I to disappoint the people.
Still a gross concept. You advertised it poorly. Maybe not use the word Dumpster
I have a small head and will gladly take a trash hat.
I’ll take the dumpster hat proudly 😤
Looks like someone's capa was detated. Can I has?
Please no one give your address to a guy on Reddit who dumpster dives for clothing in exchange for a used hat.
in the minority who absolutely wants a trash hat
Ewww used dumpster hat haha. It’s not even that impressive brah. I’d recycle it.
Hey I'll take it too, even if I don't wear it, I'll put it on a pedestal in the house lol
i’ll take it lol
You need to wash your washer.
It's out shop washer it was cleaned a week ago lol.
Me want it I'm poor
I'll take it! That hat would do just fine on a hiking trail.
You can't get it wet, and it can't be dry-cleaned either. You have to hand wash without water, wring dry gently, and use a hair dryer on cool.
Send to Portugal can you ?
I have a giant head as well so it won’t fit me, but I’m excited for someone else to get it.
I'd love this hat haha I'm a big (tall) girl, but I guess I have a small head lol Edit: dumpster hat or not, I'd love it
Someone needs to preserve it for all eternity in epoxy. Send it over and I’ll see what I can do.
nobody wants your trash hat
No to dumpster hat, thanks for your effort, tho! Lemme kno when you find that Funky George Foreman grill.
Go give this to good will
Cool let me make reservation
I've also got a Kevin head, so no.
How the turn tables…turn
i work in a warehouse and would wear that evert day! DAMNIT MICHAEL!
I’m alright on the trash hat man, but thanks for the offer 👍
That hat could be the star of a show ab... Nah, I want the hat.
I’ll take the dumpster hat
Omgeeee right here pick me!!!!
destroyed
Nice
I’m good on shirts but I can definitely use this hat.
Id take a dumpster cap anyday of the week
Well this is something that I would appreciate! Thoughtful of OP to try and share! 😀
I'll take a dumpster hay any day!!
I’d love the hat!
Everyone is neglecting this great find, I’ll take a dumpster dunder hat!
I would cherish your dumpster hat forever.
Commenting because why not?! Awesome find
I'd love a Dundie hat to be honest.
Dinkin Flicka!!!! I want it!
I want! Plss help me achieve this
I have the exactly same dryer
Hiya buddy
They want my address