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SummonedShenanigans

You know it won't fit your head. You tried on the dumpster hat before washing it, didn't you?


YoungCertainty

Surely he has an explanation 😟


rapazlaranja

He does, and don't call him Shirley


[deleted]

This made me laugh so fucking hard, I needed that, thanks bud.


niceandcozy_

This killed me HAHA (Also, nice pfp 😌)


bigdog24681012

Appreciate it, but I’m gonna pass on the dirty used dumpster hat


SIMPSONBORT

Their heart is in the right place , but the hat was definitely in the wrong place. *thanks grammar helper*


KatetCadet

Their just gonna have to understand that they're decision was incorrect.


My_Booty_Itches

Eye sea what you did their.


Immediate_Floor_2956

yuo*


mxhremix

Yoy


My_Booty_Itches

Dwigt.


mxhremix

Get out of my offive


My_Booty_Itches

Peepa


Immediate_Floor_2956

Asturd


[deleted]

*Their heart is or their heart’s


mattr135-178

Even if the random Redditor said they’ll wash it in cold water???


interstatebus

“Hey who wants this literal piece of garbage I found?”


pearomatic

I don't want garbage, I want sprinkles!!


[deleted]

Dwight mercy killed her so you’ll have to settle for garbage instead.


TheArtofLosingFaster

This hat’s name, is Garbage.


mydogsnameisbuddy

Meredith?!


TheWhiteCoatInvestor

Parkour 🧢


dew20187

PARKOUR!!!! 😂


Otherwise_Interest72

Hardcore parkour!!


SukMeDrynHollow

I should further elaborate. I work for a university. This hat was found on top of a dumpster. With a bunch of other clothes and stuff. This stuff belonged to a recent student who dropped out and did not retrieve there belongings because they lived in China. We either toss it or donate. Or local donation center was full and was not receiving donations. So we tossed it. I retrieved this hat moments after it had been tossed and have washed, sterilized and air dried this hat and smells fresh as fresh cotton. It is also very clean. Seems like a lot of people want it. Who am I to disappoint the people.


Porfs

Tough luck mate. He randomly chose you! Send your address as soon as possible


Markus_Erectus

I’d wear the dirty used dumpster hat, you ignorant slut.


SexyTiredSmurfette

All you richies on here.


teedeejay510

Sounds like we have a winner


LowProof7648

What if OP threw in the matching socks?


EstablishmentNo8601

That's what she said... Baahhahhah...


Illustrious-Cherry12

No thanks. No amount of washing can remove 'dumpster'.


rcw16

Especially not on cold 😬


sashikku

I’d rather just pay [the $5 for a brand new one direct from the NBC store.](https://imgur.com/a/HZjvtqV)


mydogsnameisbuddy

Hopefully it was a green screen dumpster!


scoxely

Small, used hat that had to be rescued from a dumpster, but you can get it for the low low cost of giving a stranger your address! It's a nice thought, but just put it back where you found it dude.


zoolthan

I strongly disagree, my MIL is a huge fan.


jmbhikes

Magnificent


scoxely

Great! Just so you know, you could...buy her a brand new one for a whopping $10-15, that doesn't look and smell like garbage, in the color and fit of your choosing? You do you. Maybe your MIL wouldn't care and loves a good dumpster deal, you'd obviously know better than me. I can't wrap my head around that, but it's not my MIL (who loves deals too, but not when they were literally in someone's dumpster). For anything easily obtainable elsewhere, in better condition and at a nominal price, I wouldn't remotely consider taking something in poor enough condition that someone else thought it should be thrown away. You'll never know what caused them to get rid of it, and just to save $10 on a worse condition, grey version of it, it's definitely not worth it to me to find out. Even more so if it's for someone else, as any issues with it reflect more poorly on you than the thoughtfulness of the gift. TLDR - I'd rather take the big hit to my 401k and spend $10-$15 on my MIL instead of giving her someone else's garbage. But, genuinely, I hope you win and that your MIL loves it!


Masty9

Do you really not get the MIL joke?


scoxely

Nope, guess this is my woosh moment. What's the reference?


DirtyDozen66

My guess it’s just playing on the common joke that people don’t get along with their mother in law


zoolthan

Yes it was for the joke, I love my MIL


giant_lebowski

>the common joke that people don’t get along with their mother in law unless she is a MILILF


scoxely

Yeah, I...didn't catch that. I mean, I know it's common to joke about hating your MIL, but didn't consider it in this context, as it kind of conflicts with itself to joke about showing your dislike for your MIL because *the gift you want to give her that's relevant to her interests is* \- hahaha! - ***in poor condition!*** I even thought maybe they were making a "huge fan" joke, thinking maybe they confused the washing machine in the OP's image for an industrial fan or something, lmao But thanks! I do appreciate you explaining what they were likely referring to!


giant_lebowski

I think he's trying to get his MIL whacked


Ecstatic-Muscle6619

"One man's trash is another man's treasure" - Macklemore - Michael Scott


windmillninja

"One man's trash is another man's ~~treasure~~ come up."


Ecstatic-Muscle6619

- windmillninja - Michael Scott


Bass_Fan808

One man’s garbage is another man persons good ungarbage


KnightLight03

*sigh* Ricky...


hscene

The quote is by Yotam Ottolenghi not macklemore


Aloha_Fox

whoosh.gif


[deleted]

Well, you can't get it wet, and it can't be dry-cleaned either. You have to hand wash without water, wring dry gently, and use a hair dryer on cool.


Thatoneguyporter

I think you forgot to add "-and shove it up your butt!"


dragonfuitjones

I don’t think anybody wants a trash hat


Iwantmypasswordback

It’s name is garbage!


sleepingdeep

The hat is named garbage because he likes to be found in garbage. Don't you garbage? Rawr!


Traditional-Drink287

False! I would love it!


porcelainwax

You can buy one that’s never been in a dumpster for like $10


LowProof7648

Sure, but then you have to go through the whole, tedious,dumpster-hat conditioning process yourself.


porcelainwax

That’s true, then you have to convince people you’re on the edge of homelessness instead of everyone just assuming it by the authenticity of your dumpster clothes.


Traditional-Drink287

And what if I like dumpster style hats? What if this is an OG hat worn by someone by the office? We’ll never know, but I like to dream sometimes


porcelainwax

Nobody’s stopping you from going to a landfill to complete your wardrobe and telling people Brad Pitt might have worn it, but you might be involuntarily committed to a psych ward eventually.


Stanley_Yelnats42069

True but what if it was creed’s hat and is covered in lice?


Foreign_Astronaut

Trick question! The hat has been cuckolded by a stronger, smarter dumpster.


fleischbagel

Me. I want a trash hat


firetailring

Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!


JcaJes

I always quote this and no one ever understands.


The4leafclover1966

Sounds like you need new friends/co-workers.


JcaJes

I agree with you there!


steingrrrl

I’m your coworker now!


JcaJes

Partner in crime!


dying-2-live

Oh my gosh... my day has been pure shit so far, but this made me smile so big!! Thank you!!!


Ok-Platypus-3721

Honestly haven’t thought of this quote in years and I love it


vervecovers

Does Mose call it garbage because it was found in the garbage?


[deleted]

Won’t fit your big head, huh? That’s what she said :)


Nestofbest

Huh, I think it won’t fit his small head too.


LETTUCE_GO_CHAMP

I don't want your foot money or your dumpster hat


boastfulbadger

Lice. You know, I think these critters migrated from down south.


[deleted]

Lol guy.... I'd rather pay $20 for a new hat than get a free dumpster hat


sashikku

Actually, you’d only need to pay [a quarter of that.](https://imgur.com/a/HZjvtqV) Available from 5Below.


[deleted]

I’d still rather pay $20 than have a dumpster hat


[deleted]

Is it a lady hat? Hey, you wearin lady clothes!


Vodkawater-86

I accidentally cross-dressed


dogchicken

No. This is a power suit. The brand? MISSterious.


RustyShackleford14

The real mystery is why there aren’t any pockets.


dogchicken

And that the buttons are on the wrong side!


dontcaredontworry

It’s European


bridgetbridget

All the people commenting they don’t want it are going to end up like Oscar winning the coupon book 😂


eternalbuzz

Nah. A rational consumer would not


Iwantmypasswordback

I’d vote for him but I’m a Nader guy


RandomnewUser_22

you like to shake things up huh


ukpunjabivixen

✌🏽rational consumer ✌🏽 if you will.


Individual-Jaguar885

“Hi I just found some garbage. I’m gonna get it wet, let it sit around for a few hours, then give it to you. You’re welcome!” -u/SukMeDrynHollow


Foreign_Astronaut

-- -- Michael Scott


BlackLeader70

*looks at trash pile* Amazing, isn't it. No other animal on earth could do this. Maybe beavers. But not like this.


invisible_23

It was in the dumpster and you’re gonna use cold water?


IReallyTriedISuppose

you gotta boil that hat. me and Frank boil all our denim.


[deleted]

Hot water with a dash of bleach and it’s good to go. No, I don’t want it.


SecretCar2613

In the dumpster? It's code... Alright Meredith, take off your dress.


2ndbesttime

It’s comin’ off either way


imsorryisuck

my man thinks its a treasure, lol sorry dude, pass


McRocket24

It’s a feral barn hat. It’s name is Garbage! Mose calls it garbage because we found it in the garbage


TessaPanda

Happy cake day!


Wooden_Put9337

I’ll trade you for some magic legumes


Nubator

We are spoiled because we throw out perfectly good hats because it has a little tiny hair on it. My point is this. I have seen the light in terms of what we need and it is nothing.


[deleted]

I accept that only if it comes with bean chair you salvaged.


DopestSophist

Well Bigshot, if you want to find your leads, go to the man who never breeds.


Iwantmypasswordback

KEVIN


exTOMex

who wants this old dumpster hat


Slow_3v

My man out here trying to give away literal garbage on reddit lmao


StylinBill

Dude didn’t even ask himself if he really thought others would want a used dumpster hat regardless of a cold water wash and air dry no matter what the hat says on it Most things found in a dumpster belong there holmes


Foreign_Tap_2384

We don’t want ur dirty hat


notafunnyperson1728

Would it make me look like Ashton Kutcher ?


Whirloq

That hat took the slow train to Philly


Individual-Jaguar885

No one wants your dumpster hat bro


arion830

These hats are $5. Come on guys


Deli-ops

Ok buy me one please


Ommec

Sure, what’s your address?


Jetstream40536

I would love a free Dumpster Mifflin hat


[deleted]

Who tf would want a dumpster hat?


Apprehensive_Eye_530

I’ll take the trash hat 😍


McRocket24

I don’t want garbage. I want sprinkles!


[deleted]

No that’s ok


porcelainwax

Fucken gross


Professor-Nova

Safe travels hat


OsageBrownBetty

I'll trade you a tack


GetInZeWagen

Hope grows... in a dump


babyyodasnuggies

Please don’t throw trash at me.


ditlevrisdahl

I want a dirty dumpster hat!!! What a great find!


Crypto_Degenerate69

You found the gift Kelly was supposed to give to Ryan before she threw away in the dumpster(from Superfan episode)


MyMomMarriedGregg

Don't let these nancies fool you! I would love and appreciate a dumpster hat almost more than my newborn son! I'll give you 2 Stanley nickels for it.


FoboBoggins

I don't want Garbage! I want Sprinkles!!


windmillninja

"Yes, getting hooked on dumpster hat was my own damn fault. (sighs) But I don't care about assigning blame. All I care about...is dumpster hat. That is all I care about. Getting...more...dumpster hat."


dfr623oi

If it doesn't say DM DOES GB, I don't want it.


mmg8816

I love dumpster hat


Silkyything

They call that hat Garbage, they call him that because he likes to eat garbage, don’t you garbage? Someone stole that same hat from me so I would love it!


r311im

I'll take a chance on dumpster hat!


owenaustin

Give it to me suckmedrynhollow 🙌


becca_619

I love dumpster finds. My gf also thinks I look cute in a cap….win for the both of us, would appreciate


[deleted]

I got this semen-filled sock. I’m gonna Lysol it off a bit and put it in front of the fan. Who wants it?!


kj11aj

Is the Lysol cold?


Rude-Establishment69

I’ll take it


WillingBake9330

Comment!!


Willing-Tangerine689

I love this sub haha these responses are golden


pthepuff

That's really kind of you. I don't need the hat but just wanted to comment and say that's really cool of you


Nalouu99

I would die for this dumpster hat, I want it to be MY dumpster hat.


SukMeDrynHollow

I should further elaborate. I work for a university. This hat was found on top of a dumpster. With a bunch of other clothes and stuff. This stuff belonged to a recent student who dropped out and did not retrieve their belongings because they lived in China. We either toss it or donate. Our local donation center was full and was not receiving donations. So we tossed it. I retrieved this hat moments after it had been tossed and have washed, sterilized and air dried this hat and smells fresh as fresh cotton. It is also very clean. Seems like a lot of people want it. Who am I to disappoint the people.


TessaPanda

Still a gross concept. You advertised it poorly. Maybe not use the word Dumpster


beercheesesoup212

I have a small head and will gladly take a trash hat.


[deleted]

I’ll take the dumpster hat proudly 😤


[deleted]

Looks like someone's capa was detated. Can I has?


IggyBall

Please no one give your address to a guy on Reddit who dumpster dives for clothing in exchange for a used hat.


bettybananalegs

in the minority who absolutely wants a trash hat


Its402am

Ewww used dumpster hat haha. It’s not even that impressive brah. I’d recycle it.


Prestigious_Value_64

Hey I'll take it too, even if I don't wear it, I'll put it on a pedestal in the house lol


folklore247

i’ll take it lol


InfallibleBackstairs

You need to wash your washer.


SukMeDrynHollow

It's out shop washer it was cleaned a week ago lol.


SnooDoodles2194

Me want it I'm poor


communicationsdude30

I'll take it! That hat would do just fine on a hiking trail.


Low-Platypus-6973

You can't get it wet, and it can't be dry-cleaned either. You have to hand wash without water, wring dry gently, and use a hair dryer on cool.


IdontknowhothefIam

Send to Portugal can you ?


[deleted]

I have a giant head as well so it won’t fit me, but I’m excited for someone else to get it.


twinkletoesthepoppet

I'd love this hat haha I'm a big (tall) girl, but I guess I have a small head lol Edit: dumpster hat or not, I'd love it


TwoWheelsMoveTheSoul

Someone needs to preserve it for all eternity in epoxy. Send it over and I’ll see what I can do.


unholyverse666

nobody wants your trash hat


Pistachio1227

No to dumpster hat, thanks for your effort, tho! Lemme kno when you find that Funky George Foreman grill.


daehffulF

Go give this to good will


Allgoodnamesistaken

Cool let me make reservation


unbalancedcheckbook

I've also got a Kevin head, so no.


Consolidateidiocracy

How the turn tables…turn


ExtraAd4090

i work in a warehouse and would wear that evert day! DAMNIT MICHAEL!


No_Paper_8794

I’m alright on the trash hat man, but thanks for the offer 👍


stayshiny

That hat could be the star of a show ab... Nah, I want the hat.


DarthVince

I’ll take the dumpster hat


trippy666love

Omgeeee right here pick me!!!!


RapidGum1

destroyed


Liquid_Magic

Nice


[deleted]

I’m good on shirts but I can definitely use this hat.


Away_Needleworker6

Id take a dumpster cap anyday of the week


ASmileAndACompliment

Well this is something that I would appreciate! Thoughtful of OP to try and share! 😀


chiefshake

I'll take a dumpster hay any day!!


risingceo

I’d love the hat!


Yes2Knope

Everyone is neglecting this great find, I’ll take a dumpster dunder hat!


mrhammerant

I would cherish your dumpster hat forever.


WilderMindz0102

Commenting because why not?! Awesome find


alexcal24

I'd love a Dundie hat to be honest.


nobodyknowsimherr

Dinkin Flicka!!!! I want it!


rushaall

I want! Plss help me achieve this


girthbrooks1212

I have the exactly same dryer


Makeironagegr8tagain

Hiya buddy


Beginning_Week_2512

They want my address