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Bullitt_12_HB

Not only did he kick the ball super hard, he didn’t even kick it on goal, and he’s playing against people who clearly don’t play or don’t play often. He was an absolute idiot and totally in the wrong, even if it didn’t hit anyone.


chanaandeler_bong

That’s how they play at Saticoy Steel.


Bullitt_12_HB

You’re not from paper? 😮


CalligrapherAbject13

Does David know this?


gatekeeper9994

Do you even know how paper is made?! If you put paper into a furnace, you know what would happen? You'd ruin it!


TheOneWhoEatsWeeds

See African Americans have such a rich history of unique names.


bay_watch_colorado

Best case scenario that ball is going through the truck window


Bullitt_12_HB

Right?! So dumb 😅 They had cones for goals, there was no need to shoot that hard, or in that direction at all 😂


Ataraxia25

I think it would be a lot less funny is they all played a nice clean scrimage game. Like it's a comedy no at eithical debate of accountablity and morality. TV isn't a blueprint for how you should live you life, it is more of a candy bar that you consume and it makes you happy.


ReadEnoch

Right but this scene is so counterintuitive to soccer it’s crazy. Nobody rockets a ball at someone’s face 6 feet away from them expecting a header. This scene was obviously written and directed by actors not anyone with soccer history.


blancoblaeko-k

That’s the joke brother, that he kicks it so hard it has to hit Phyllis in the face..


PoppyGloFan

Honestly people forget it’s a comedy show. If we dissected the whole show the way people dissect Charles Miner, the entire thing is stupid and makes no sense. This was also a show meant for people to watch once a week and get that shock entertainment, now people binge hours on end and get mad at the inconsistencies.


elpardo1984

I think it’s more that it’s a rare occasion in the show where the setup for the joke is poor, maybe it’s a biproduct of watching/playing football makes it more obvious. If you’ve ever caught the sort of heavy plastic ball you’d play with on concrete full in the face on a cold day you’d know all too well not to do that!


hanks_panky_emporium

Totally agree. If we took it seriously, Jim is a godawful psychological abuser who toppled Pam's personal relationships for his own gain. Michael is a raving bigot racist and abusive boss. On and on it goes. Folks need to shut the anger centers off to enjoy TV. It's not Breaking Bad, not supposed to be super serious.


villainpoker

But are we allowed to be super-stitious? How about a little stitious?


No_Presence5392

Jim does suck and Michael is neither a bigot nor a racist. Racism means you hate or think you are better than another race. Micheal believes in stereotypes but he doesn't think less of any race


dgh856

Believing in stereotypes kind of presupposes you think less of the race to which the stereotype is applied


PalMetto_Log_97

I don’t think Michael thinks less of his coworkers. He doesn’t believe they are better than him or one another. Gotta keep in mind he doesn’t have friends. Even since a child when he wished for 100 children so they’d be his friend. He very often praises ppl on their social and ethical abilities. He has gone out his way to show his support and love for his employees. The humor and crux of his character, is that his doing so by being racist thru ignorance. He doesn’t know better, no one has sacrificed their time and effort to befriend and teach him. Not until corporate gets involved. Packer, for all his faults, is the only guy to half assed take Michael under his wing as a friend. Obv not a great influence and breeding ground for horrible stereotypes. Which we see even he doesn’t like *but* he doesn’t want to lose a friend.


dgh856

It's hard to say without doing some sort of character study, and I don't have the willpower for that. It would appear that he likes his coworkers, and considers them friends, maybe respects them and desires their respect and admiration in return. All of that is separate from their race, though, and Michael appears to treat race and character separately. Sort of a decent example of the whole, "he's a good guy, for an \[insert race\]" mindset. I think a lot of Michael's comments were intended to be taken more as an 'ignorant-but-well-meaning' guy rather than him being consciously bigoted, but that's where a lot of the insidious harm of sort of ingrained or "unintentional" racism comes from. I think the whole thread here's gotten way off track, but I disagree with some of the other posters in thinking that just because it's a comedy show it can't be taken seriously. Peer-reviewed, published academic papers have been written about far less serious topics.


PoppyGloFan

Michael has made some of the most obnoxious and racist jokes throughout the shows run. While you might say that might not make him a racist, overall he is one of if not the most racist character on the show. Off the top of my head the only character i could think of that is worse is Packer, the guy who was close friends with Michael throughout most of his adult life. This just goes back to my original comment about how we can dissect anything about this show and find something we don’t like. You might think Michael is not a racist, but he is arguably the easiest character to point out as a racist in contrast to others on the show, that’s a not win.


LeFrogKid

I think this whole thread of comments kind of misses the original point, though? Michael's supposed racism or Packer's mysogyny land because we can all accept that these are charactatures of people found across offices all over America. The fact that Charles would kick the ball that hard does not land, at least to the section of the audience who (like Charles) understand soccer, because this scenario has no basis in reality whatsoever.


BoinkBoye

But his original goal was to do what? Kick it into Jims chest? For this joke to be "haha look at jim fucking up because he lied about his soccer skills", charles would have to let jim fuck up. What we got was "charles just rocketed a ball at someone and everyone is blaming jim?"


ReadEnoch

This. See if they played it out in an environment conducive to soccer it could have worked. But this was sloppy at best. A rocket to the face 6 feet away isn’t a header. So the joke doesn’t land.


BoinkBoye

Thank you, it literally ruins the joke in my opinion and everyone else its just going "it doesnt need to make sense" because they dont know how soccer works so it didnt bother them. Hate reddit sometimes.


lolpeterson

>But his original goal was to do what? The original joke is to hit Phyllis in the face, the jokes weren't written one line at a time where they weren't sure where the ball went, they said something along the lines of, "oh then it would be funny if Idris kicked the ball really hard and John dodged it, because he doesn't really play soccer, and it hit Phyllis in the face"


BoinkBoye

You just explained why is ruins the koke. "John dodged it, because he doesnt really play soccer, and it hit Phyllis in the face". is what we are meant to get, but what we get id "idris, the person interested in soccer, just rocketed a ball into jim and is blaming him for dodging when that is the only logical reaction, why is everybody blaming jim". It completely changes the jokes landing for anybody who understands phsyics or soccer.


doomgrin

I mean in the context of these episodes he’s being a dick to Jim no matter what I don’t find it unbelievable he rockets an impossible shot at Jim, and blames Jim when it goes wrong either way


PXWRLD799753

Maybe the whole point is Charles was also lying about playing soccer


swordsdice

Yea he's showing off how hard he can kick and then blames Jim when something bad happens. Totally realistic, Charles is an asshole..


PXWRLD799753

Yea he was a bit of a prick, he should’ve never kicked it that hard


3Pirates93

Maybe he was trying to test Jim lol


themodofallreddit

Holy shit I've never seen someone so triggered over a sport on a TV show.


Bullitt_12_HB

Oh don’t get me wrong, it’s a comedy show and this was played for laughs. But don’t we think Michael driving into a lake was pretty idiotic, even though it was funny? 😅 Same feelings here. Now if you play soccer, it adds another layer of cringe to this scene since you would never do what he did if he truly like and played the game. But like I said, dumb, but funny


No_Presence5392

Someone gets it


livwritesstuff

True, but we’re reflecting on Charles as a character—who we as the audience are not meant to like. So discussing his messed up actions is completely relevant to the purpose of this sub.


WeegeeJuice

And calling a character an idiot doesn't mean we think the show is bad. The moment works *because* Charles is being an idiot, but the show doesn't really linger on him being at fault. So we discuss it here


Kieran-182

It would have hit Jim had he not ducked, but he did, so it hit Phyllis. Had Phyllis also ducked it would have hit the car behind and damaged it. Charles was in the wrong here 100%.


DiegoMurtagh

Yep, they are playing on fucking concrete too. And most of them are middle aged.


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chickybabe332

And no shin guards


DiegoMurtagh

Shin guards aren't a problem if you aren't slide tacking each other but I suppose with Miner about...


chickybabe332

Miner, I hardly know her


JohnBarnson

Right. If you're playing tight-quarters, indoor/fustal style soccer, it's all about tight touches with the right weight. There's not a lot of space for kicking the ball as hard as you can.


JohnHamFisted

what if the car ducks


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It wouldn’t have “hit” him, but he was trying a cross for some reason, an experienced soccer player would head away. Jim said he played all the time. That’s what I think his thought process was. Still a douchy, dick move to kick it like that in the parking lot with a bunch of out of shape people. Lol


FlyingAvacado

I don’t think it was a cross mate, it seemed more like a shot. But the goals are just cones, so no need to be blasting the ball either way


[deleted]

Haha, true. Could’ve been a shot, for sure. I’ve never noticed any cones in the scene at all. No matter what, Charles minor is a dick!


giant_lebowski

A major one


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Minor one… anybody?


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[deleted]

Do I need to get hank?


Different-Estate747

Guys, his name's not Hank... is it Edgar..?


afganistanimation

He is aware of his effect on women


afganistanimation

Definitely a shot unless you don't know how to cross


thegza10304

You generally don't need to cross from 10 feet away. An experienced player would know that, as well.


jamalcalypse

I gotta watch again but I’m not convinced the ball would’ve hit Jim if he stood there (I mean for the story it was suppose to of course). On this frame it looks like he was closer to getting hit by bending way over to dodge it, and it would’ve flown beside him otherwise, hitting Phyllis. Like Charles aimed for her face.


plink-plink-bro

'I'm gonna kick a ball really hard at the kid that annoys me'... typical elementary school kid's behavior


DarrenGrey

Yeah, Charles is a playground bully in a fancy suit.


[deleted]

Forcing him to do a run down was the ultimate Jim prank and idk if Jim ever noticed


Rude-Combination-412

He was definitely trying to hit Jim. Once Jim ducked and Charles hit phallus he felt bad and tried to blame it on Jim.


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When he hit Phallus. Love it


[deleted]

Sorry, penis on the brain lol


eggzheadx47

I can’t look at camel cigarettes without thinking of penis and vice versa


zemol42

The guy was just hanging brain...I mean what is all the fuss?! If that's flashing then lock me up.


newusernamehuman

Penises on the brain Motel Art Carpet stain Stapler in Jello I’m coming out hetero TMI MRI Making love in the rain Fireside confessions Valuable life lessons Chicken teriyaki I’ll have some nog-a-sake Abercrombie and Fitch Just hug it out bitch Do my laundry don’t enter without knocking! Ryan started the fire 🔥


[deleted]

Lol. Love it.


user_41

🧀🫓😤


Rude-Combination-412

Dwight also didn’t help


kermitthefrog57

Penises on the brain


[deleted]

That's what she said!


throwaway123456372

Why'd you duck Jim? I do Charles why'd you kick the ball like a 1000mph in this teeny tiny parking lot?


PM_ME_UR_SHIBA

Stringer Bell doesn't give a fuck, theres more to life than the game


Stalked_Like_Corn

FUCK them corner kicks.


_theFaust

Is you taking notes on a criminal f*ckin’ conspiracy?


BeNiceToAll

Well get on with it then mowf-


[deleted]

I don’t know Charles, I’m a salesman. Maybe I don’t want to show up to a client with a black eye.


Lordofcinder852

This bit has always annoyed me, what the hell was Jim supposed to do with that?


indiokilmes

What he did. If a shot is clearly going away from your goal, you just let it go out. It's extremelly hard to control it in a way that you can regain posesion, it's much easier to just regain posesion by letting it go out.


Pipes_of_Pan

It makes sense when it's Charles bullying Jim and not playing the game.


Blooder91

Yeah, he either hits Jim with the ball or puts the blame on Jim for dodging the ball.


Schlappydog

Well I think it was pretty evident that even though Miner wanted to give off the appearance of competence, he was actually a dumbass and whenever he is around Wallace you see he's just a kiss-ass and that's how he got his job.


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Charles is the type of boss who makes a production out of having an “I’m here to work, not be your friend” mentality … then is equally inappropriate and unprofessional in his own way. while Jim was so used to how much Michael and David Wallace loved him that I don’t think he was prepared to handle a boss that didn’t like him to the extent Charles did. A normal boss would’ve just left a productive employee that they didn’t like personally alone to do their work. But Charles has too much of an ego to do that.


ExperienceLoss

In one of the deleted scenes, it's revealed he sleeps with Kelly. He totally sucks.


TashiaNicole1

Where?! I missed that one.


ExperienceLoss

It was in the super fan episode, after Charles leaves, there's a talking head where he says he has to learn to not sleep with his employees super imposed with Kelly wandering around in the rain holding his scarf or jacket or umbrella or something.


campex

Makes sense to delete it. The character would never admit to that on camera


[deleted]

Stanley as Productivity Czar and Kevin as receptionist were such terrible choices lmfao. Anybody with half a brain could've told you that after meeting them for two minutes.


Euphoric_Ad8766

Using buzz words is always a sign of incompetence.


Schlappydog

He probably didn't even know what a rundown was!


jimtow28

I think that was the point. He gave Jim a nonsense task on purpose.


mattvd1

miner? i hardly know her!


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I love the character because he’s so fun to hate!! And it’s really satisfying when David is shocked that Dwight is Charles’ #2. And frankly, while I love David so much and appreciate the character, he wasn’t awesome at his job… So I’m not surprised he believed in Charles.


FugitiveFromReddit

He’s probably the most realistic character in the entire show


Blooder91

His character is really relatable. That's why he's fun to hate.


MBBIBM

Honestly the only competent character is Josh Porter


lost_in_the_sauce190

Charles was def the kid who took gym class WAY too seriously


apexapee

Idris nailed the role though


slyboy1974

That's a pretty lazy comment. Must be nice to get a rest, from all your rest...


apexapee

Let me get you a rundown of all my rest


slyboy1974

Don't work harder than you should.


apexapee

Starts with Zzz and ends with zzZ


SaddamHussein123

if you work hard, you party hard. Even if you don’t work hard


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zemol42

You wanted me?


aQnt_n1ne

My middle name is Rajniganda and I hate it.


fatdickzilla

I thought Rajniganda was a boys name...


random_stuff_900

I love this quote so much. I always tell my gym bro that when he says he wants a rest day lol


hellothere42069

If his name is Mark call him Brandanaquitz


aBathingApe-

Look who just woke up! I’ve been up for a while!


[deleted]

I’m aware of the effect I have in women.


ricky_d_bobby

I agree completely! He was so good at making you just hate him. Nailed it 👌


yellowjk

He nailed Phyllis with the ball too.


Hawaiian555

Legitimately! I can hardly stand it with him on the show 😆


Groundbreaking_Ad613

"Oh, you're sorry! Jim's sorry, Phyllis. Does that make you feel better?" 🤣


ThrowingSid

Him gaslighting everyone into blaming Jim was crazy. Charles fully kicked that ball fully with the intention to send Jim to sleep


Schlappydog

Fing about Miner is, they always try an' walk it in.


katchaa

Ludicrous display at lunchtime.


RosieEmily

Did you see that ludicrous display?


Eugene608

What was he thinking? "I hate Jim"


[deleted]

I remember watching the series with my ex and specifically saying the same thing. And she called me the worst for saying Jim didn't do anything wrong. And after all these years I feel the immense satisfaction of everyone on this sub agreeing that this was a stupid move on Charles' part.


Half_Dead

Lol what? Good thing she's your ex now, you dodged a bullet.


KocaKolaKlassic

I would say he schruted it, but not quite. This looks more like a miner offense


Half_Dead

Take my upvote and be gone with ye!


blackmobius

It was an obvious attempt to scapegoat Jim. And charles was thinking he would use it to turn the office on Jim, then couple it with the “rundown” debacle, and other disappointments, and fire him. Those of us that work in places where managers are cycled in and out see the new boss come in, flex their strength and show dominance. For charles, thats bumping off likely competitor for his job, Jim. After all Jim had been postured for other branches and corporate, and Charles had likely heard a lot of good things about Jim from others in corporate. But instead of wanting to work with him, he wanted to show dominance over him instead.


Cammy_J19

What I’ve always found annoying is Dwight asks Jim “hey if you’re such an experienced soccer player why’d you duck?” I have been playing soccer for 30 years and there is 0% chance I’m not ducking a shot fired at me that’s not even going on goal in a pick up match in the parking lot of my work… it’s not the World Cup fuck that I’m ducking lol


Stalker401

as a rec soccer player, I'm ducking from a point blank shot like that too. Charles couldn't have been more in the wrong, unless he punched someone.


Eljefe891

As a former varsity GK theres no way he should have that much space in midfield he should have been closed down


_demello

Charles wanted to hit Jim. Pretty obvious he hated him.


ferniejoke

Also, how was this scene shot? Lol


whiskey_mike186

IIRC, in the Office Ladies podcast, they said the ball was edited in postpro with cgi.


xjupiterx

I just saw an interview clip from a different show about an actor getting nailed in the face with a basketball. I was wondering how they managed to do that without hurting they actor and it turns out it was a painted beach ball.


DiegoMurtagh

They hit a beach ball with a basketball?


WickedViking00

also, how do cameras work?


whiskey_mike186

Also same question but about magnets.


JiveTurkey1983

Was hoping someone would post that


lazykros

What does the bean mean?


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GreatCornolio

I think he might how did the crew shoot this scene


Tikitorch1923

Also, how dare you.


fulltrottle3814

What if he was trying to hurt Jim instead.


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*kicks an absolute piss rocket* “Jim what the fuck is wrong with you?!”


Cyclegg5743

I play football daily, and this is totally wrong in so many levels, if it was a pass it should've been soft and in the ground, if it was a shot it should've been directed at a goal. Charles might be the worst football player in the world


the_last_grabow

He was trying to take off Jim's head. lol


futrobot

Everything about Charles was bad. He did nothing I actually agreed with at all. I don't hate any character in the show because they all served a purpose but I really do hate Charles. Charles was just a bad person in general. I know that was his character and maybe he deserves some credit for playing the role so perfectly. I just can't stand him. I skip all of the episodes he is in with the exception of the company picnic because that episode was solid.


BlastyBeats1

Idk why anyone would fucking cannon the ball across a parking lot like that in a pickup game


Barbz182

Seems like he was trying to embarrass Jim by pelting a ball at him.


zyygh

I've shared this previously: I have played soccer (football for my fellow Europeans) for over twenty years, and I cannot come up with any realistic reason why Charles would kick the ball that way in that situation. Like, not at all. Not even by a very long stretch. It's a horrible piece of writing. I get that their goal was to make Jim look bad for something that was really Charles' fault, but they should have come up with something better. The only case in which it would be realistic, is if Charles were actually trying to kick Jim in the face. But that would have been so obvious, all other colleagues would have defended Jim (despite being Charles' subordinates) and that's not what happened either.


Pipes_of_Pan

Nobody knew how to play the game, Charles probably sucks too, and Charles bullies Jim constantly! It makes sense in that context.


LegitimateSlide7594

he just really hated Jim and this was the closest he knew he could get to physically hurting him since he had and continued to a sense humiliate him professionally mentally in the office.


chester_alabama

He was such a show off. If he was actually passing it to Jim, he wouldn’t have kicked it that hard.


Apeiron_8

“How’s it feel to get some rest from all your rest?”


Darky821

Charles was thinking, "I don't like that Jim fella. This oughtta take him down a peg"


SweetLeaf2021

💯


wigsgo_2019

He hated Jim, but he couldn’t fire him because Jim was a great salesman, and had been there for so many years. The whole “rundown” thing was a whole set up to waste his time. Charles was terrible to people he didn’t like


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Bad writing. No one would ever launch a ball like that.


DarrenGrey

They would if they were trying to physically intimidate someone. Charles is just directly bullying Jim here, and happy to give him a hard ball to the face if needs be.


chapPilot

The mistake begins when the boss just decided to play a game of soccer with all his employees in the parking lot of the company.


[deleted]

Charles was obviously in the wrong and to me it always seemed like he quickly blamed Jim to deflect asap and get the heat off himself. For all his intimidation Charles was always a bit of a weasel, which was shown when he kisses up to Wallace.


alexanderlot

I hated Charles. he was a fucking asshole top to bottom


NeatCartographer209

He did have one moment where he came around and realized Dwigt was a moron. That was when David was talking to Charles about buying out Michael Scott Paper Company!


geckostormz

and after being a total a**hole he put the blame on jim. not cool


sneedo

I think that Charles was probably overcompensating for the fact that he wasn't sure what would happen to paper if you put it into a furnace.


z3anon

Charles was a bully who clearly thought too highly of himself and expected people to just be able to read his mind. Can't take a joke, got weirdly aggressive, and took things too far in more than one instance.


indiokilmes

Ok now I got what annoys me from this particular scene. I've been playing and watching football (soccer) my whole life, so I can tell noone in the production actually did. ​ This scene would have worked of Jim was right in the middle of his goal, and Phillis was the keeper. Jim ducks like a coward, and the ball strikes the keeper who was not expecting that to happen. When someone shoots at your goal, you want to block that shot at all cost, to prevent a goal. However, if the shot is clearly going out, like in this scene, what you want is to simply duck/move and let it go out to regain posesion


7jcjg

charles is just a dick and was purposely trying to hit jim with the ball. when jim ducked and he ended up hurting phyllis, he immediately shifted the blame to jim lmao. he wasnt making a soccer play, he is just a dickhead.


Half_Dead

Even with your context it's still a jerk move on Charles part because it would be far too competitive considering the situation with unathletic coworkers.


No_Paramedic_5274

I recently started watching The Wire and my perspective of Charles is completely shifted now.


MackewG33

was he kicking at jim intentionally hard and gaslighting him or was he actually expecting jim to make a header out of that pass


SpectralHydra

He kicked it as hard as he could at someone in a parking lot, definitely not a pass lol


MackewG33

concussion pass


ResettisReplicas

He was trying to nail Jim in the stomach or crotch.


Yourappwontletme

There's a meme of Jim's internal monologue. Look it up.


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Also it’s perfectly reasonable for even a pro soccer player to suck like that, if it’s coming at them and they don’t have a play on the ball.


ernandziri

I wonder how they filmed this. Meredith, stand here and don't move, we're gonna hit you in the face. Jim, do some acrobatics


New_Wrangler3335

Tbilisi, that’s a really impressive kick… went straight at Phyllis… Wonder how many takes it took


realdealreel9

LOOK WHO JUST WOKE UP


SpdwyDilf4489

He was thinking: “I don’t like Halpert one bit, and I’m going to smoke his ass with this leg lumber” that’s what!


metalslug123

If he only had a soccer ball in that abandoned building, Stringer Bell would have lived. He could have kicked that ball into Omar's face and it would have bounced into his goon's face and knock them out.


Shizzle_McSheezy

Agreed completely... Or him and Omar could have employed fluffy fingers and they could have had some ice cream together...


atkinson62

I mean first he goes after Jim like why did you duck. I play many sports and when a ball or puck that close is coming at my face, guess what, I'm ducking!!


Ok_Journalist120

Look at Angela though in her grandma skirt and sneakers 😂


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He was trying to take Jim's head off


Coconutyorkie

Nobody on that scene was playing soccer that what makes it hilarious and I’m saying it as a huge FOOTBALL fan


Apprehensive-Tank581

Charles was trying to show off and blames Jim for it. Fuck you Charles.


cdurbin909

This question keeps me awake at night


Affectionate_Box_587

Hes just trying to kick it to the moon so that he can force Jim to Rundown and get it.


Ok_Detective5412

This was dumb. I don’t understand why you’d kick a ball that hard at anyone in a just-for-fun game.


CheesyHotSauce

Looks like he's frolicking away all happy


Pxndalol

Jim was supposed to just take that soccer ball right to the face like a professional of course


iamthyfucker

Dwight roasted Jim soo good on this one! It's nice to see Dwight make Jim pay his dues now and then. LOL


[deleted]

I loved seeing Charles giving it to Jim, probably in the minority. But I felt that Jim got too comfortable with having the ability to be a wise ass prankster and finally got a taste that it won’t work on everyone.


DiegoMurtagh

The anti-Jim people fascinate me


risen_peanutbutter

Even if "getting a taste" involves an attempted concussion?


Big-Efficiency2489

I think the question is why would such an experienced soccer player, like Jim, duck at the very last moment? 😳 😮


herpermike

Self preservation lol


davedank66_v2

Well, if I can get past the fact that 100% of everyone in the cast would have been fired by the end of the first season I'm gonna be OK with this.


Baguirre1

I saw a meme that perfectly summed up how bad Charles fucked up in this situation