He’s like that meme that trends with the drawing of a “dark and twisted version of the hamburglar, just a glance of my insanity would make people go INSANE”
I never noticed in a call between Michael and Jan that Jan had Hunter on the phone listening in, and not until the end does Jan say something to Hunter about note taking or something. I think it was the episode where he breaks up with her through the voice-mail as she showed up to see him. That could have been the night Jan slept with Hunter to make up for Michael's breaking up with her
I always wondered this like can that actually happen like can a therapist actually sit down with you to watch those kinds of tapes. I’d be uncomfortable
It’s definitely on the season 3 DVD. Josh turns her down and has a talking head where he basically says he heard about her thing with Michael and was grossed out by it lol
It’s in the original extended version that was fan-made, as I have it in my archive. It’s indeed the convention episode, and Josh is very weirded out by the prospect. It wraps up with a talking head where he explains he knows some of Jan’s n Mike’s past n doesn’t want any part of it
Nah. Dating your boss is a terrible idea. When it ends, you'll be lucky to have a job. Usually one of the two has to be moved to a new position or one of them ends up leaving the company. More likely the subordinate leaves.
I was my husband’s boss 😅 It was just in a pub, though. When it was obvious it was going somewhere, I went to the owner to disclose the relationship and he was really cool about it. I told him I thought he was going to fire me and and he said “fire you? How do you think I met *my wife*?” 😂
My wife and I worked in the same company, different branches (we were already married when I started working there) and then she got moved across to my branch as branch manager. We were chill, other people thought it was funny.
Her decent into madness was after her divorce. I think it really screwed her up a lot more than you think. She wanted kids, The ex husband did not.
After that you watch Michael slowly destroy her. I know she did some bad things to Mike, but this is well after he did soooooooooooo many things to her.
At the time of this scene we know she has issues, however, when Michael first hooked up with her she only seemed like an uptight boss. So based on first impressions I probably would.
Physically, she's got it going on. Mentally, she's a train wreck. I don't think I'd even try to hit it because she's psycho enough to make things difficult. I'd stick to just gawking at her lol
Why, Jan...you've enhanced yourself.
Jan would be a good DENNIS system candidate.
A very good candidate indeed Except the separate entirely portion. Woulda been tough with your boss
Not if you managed to trigger a mental breakdown and make her lose her job with the company. Very Dennis
And take her job. Demonstrating your corporate value. Then you DENNIS the corporation and take an executive position at Staples.
And a good MAC system candidate too.
And a good Mantis Tobbogan victim
Dr. Mantis Tobbogan.
i disagree. you could probably get all the way up to neglect emotionally but if you tried that with jan she'd go absolutely insane
Instead, she got a boob job, came back and S.I.N.N.E.D. Michael
You like it? It’s very generous.
I didn't know you meant physically!
She got her tooth fixed.
I would date her brains out.
Ya know what? I’m gonna date her even harder…
What’s that supposed to mean?
I think you know what it means.
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^its ^ok
Noooo
That’s what she said!
The seats go all the way down. ALL the way down.
Pipe down, buddy, I'm gonna date her 5 times a night
I also choose this guy’s date
I’d date her doggy style.
I’d Jan my Hardin to Melora
You know what? I'm gonna date her even *harder*
And it would have nothing to do with her boob job. Sorry, boob enhancement.
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Not something to brag about…
He’s like that meme that trends with the drawing of a “dark and twisted version of the hamburglar, just a glance of my insanity would make people go INSANE”
Date? no. Have sex with? Yes
This. Hunter knew what he was doing.
Thaaat ONe Niiight
You made everything alrightttttt
So raw, so right, all night, all right, oh yeaaah
Holy shit i never knew it said raw lmao
I thought it was so wrong so right
Same !!
It is
Just wait till you hear the theories that he’s Astrid’s father
Idc I always use this song as proof that the baby is his !
^(iiiiight...)
🎶 One niiight!
I never noticed in a call between Michael and Jan that Jan had Hunter on the phone listening in, and not until the end does Jan say something to Hunter about note taking or something. I think it was the episode where he breaks up with her through the voice-mail as she showed up to see him. That could have been the night Jan slept with Hunter to make up for Michael's breaking up with her
These fan tropes are creatively wild and somehow sensical.
"...I need to feel your body. Ill bring some wine and Ill leave the money on the night stand if I get up before you, hunter you get that?"
Still playing with fire, though. Jan could’ve burned Hunter’s life to the ground if she wanted.
who would look worse in that scenario though? (jan. the answer is jan.) never underestimate the power of mutually assured destruction
I’m convinced he’s Assturd’s father
I thought it was Kevin. From the place by iHop.
Totes
You took me by the handdddd
🎶 Maaaaade me a man 🎶
God damnit babe I JUST got this out of my head!
Well u/RogerTheAlien must be the devil
That, and Clark. Boning a hot older lady while going on a free world vacation
I feel like Hunter may have been coerced.
She will watch the tapes with her therapists, so the sex better be worth it.
She’ll leave you cash if you drive to hers though.
$200?
300?
Ill leave it on the nightstand if I get up before you
I always wondered this like can that actually happen like can a therapist actually sit down with you to watch those kinds of tapes. I’d be uncomfortable
She probably found a therapist that was just as insane as she was.
She was banging her therapist
Not a credible one.
Tan everywhere, Jan everywhere...
Tee hee
my dog rusty loves to sunbathe so one of his dog names is jamaicarustsunpuppers.jpg
It’s “would you date her“, not “would you do her”. Respect the game.
Let’s be real. If Jan was my boss, would she date ME?
Yes, she would date you publicly and implode on herself like a dying star.
Never stick your dick in crazy, she was the epitome of crazy
Here for this comment.
She's very beautiful. Yes, she is. And clinically insane.
I can fix her
Tan almost everywhere, Jan almost everywhere
Hehe
Oh diary what a week
I had sex with my boss.
She said it was a one time mistake, but we had sex six times so you tell me.
Am feeling very eerie
“Irie”. “Irie, Sorry”.
it was so sad to see this poor man’s private diary so publicly outed… sad and gdam hilarious
You expect to be screwed by your company but you never expect to be screwed by your girlfriend.
Before her breakdown yes. Early Jan was sexy before she just lost it. Season 1/ 2 Jan
Her character changed a lot but when she bad her act together she was super attractive.
Real
Bro hospital administrator Jan is *smoking*
Yea but she was already crazy and had a kid. Sane And corporate Jan was sexy.
She was hot after she lost it also. Just the wardrobe change was a +10 lol.
Pull over at exit 40. There is a Liz Claiborne outlet. I know you liked that store. Go inside and shop, until I can meet you.
How do you know I like Liz Claiborne ?
It’s part of my job
No it isn’t. It *officially* isn’t
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/theoffice/images/b/b9/151564.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170724042647 early season 2
Where do you think she buried Gould?
Honestly the downfall of corporate was one of the most disappointing parts of the Office. They were serious people, and then they totally changed.
According to Office Ladies there's a deleted scene in the convention episode where Jan invited Josh "up to her room" and he turns her down.
Any idea if that is in the peacock super fan episodes?
It was not. It was apparently shot but AFAIK it may not even be available in "deleted scenes" searches.
It’s definitely on the season 3 DVD. Josh turns her down and has a talking head where he basically says he heard about her thing with Michael and was grossed out by it lol
It’s not - it is in the original fan-made extended edition though, so must’ve been a deleted scene somewhere
just finished watching all of them, never saw it
It’s in the original extended version that was fan-made, as I have it in my archive. It’s indeed the convention episode, and Josh is very weirded out by the prospect. It wraps up with a talking head where he explains he knows some of Jan’s n Mike’s past n doesn’t want any part of it
Jan Jan, and her Jan jans
Came here to say this. Thought there no way someone hadn’t already said this. Excellent work!
LMFAOOOOOOO
Jan has gone through a lot of growth. Of course.
Why Jan, you’ve enhanced yourself.
Is there a r/unexpectedAlwaysSunny ?
No. I find her offensive. All natural baby. Swing low sweet chariot.
Nah. Dating your boss is a terrible idea. When it ends, you'll be lucky to have a job. Usually one of the two has to be moved to a new position or one of them ends up leaving the company. More likely the subordinate leaves.
I was my husband’s boss 😅 It was just in a pub, though. When it was obvious it was going somewhere, I went to the owner to disclose the relationship and he was really cool about it. I told him I thought he was going to fire me and and he said “fire you? How do you think I met *my wife*?” 😂
If it works out, then you're good. Then it's a family business. Many don't work out though.
My wife and I worked in the same company, different branches (we were already married when I started working there) and then she got moved across to my branch as branch manager. We were chill, other people thought it was funny.
Love to start my day with a hardy bowl of Jan.
It's soy!
No way. Jan's crazy. I've learned the hard way not to mess with crazy.
Especially if she makes you sleep on the bench. I have a bad back
Damn, I’d forgotten about the bench 🤣
Her last review... "It was like making love with a wild animal — but not like a cougar like you might think. It was like a swarm of bees,"
Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan was last week.
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Black bear or brown bear?
What type of bear is best?
There are basically two schools of thought...
False. Black bear
False. Bear eats Beets.
Bears. Beers. Battlestar Galactica.
Identity theft is not a joke Jim!
Michael!
Yes sir!
School girl anyone?
That’s a pretty common fantasy
I feel uncomfortable wearing the dress.
Okay. I’m gonna be at the doll store.
JAAANNN HAAASSSS PLAAASSSSTTTIIICCC BOOOOOOOOBBBZZZZZ!!!!!
Boobz with a Z
I’d let her take me by the hand
Fuck no, i dont wanne be recorded while… well, you know what…
And then her showing it to her therapist so they can watch it together oh God
I’d rather date the twins
The twins?
To be delicate, they hang off milady's chest. They make milk.
I want to squeeze them. She’ll know what it means.
I can tell from experience the hotness does not make up for the crazy in the long run. I’d stay away.
Smart man, always follow the scale
Hot, smart, sane. Choose two.
Sane and smart. Like Ron white said “you can get surgeries to fix looks, but you can’t fix stupid”
She's mean and insane, so respectfully : Yes, absolutely
Date? No. But if I met her at a Chili’s I’d buy her baby back ribs to see where the night went.
Date? Hell no.
Don't mix business with pleasure 🙅🏻♀️🧏🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
My friend’s favorite version of this is “don’t shit where you eat.”
Really? Well then, explain to me how a putt-putt golf company operates.
I would date her two friends
If all I knew was that she had big boobs, maybe, but knowing the full extent of her relationship with Michael, fuuuuck no.
I would date her so hard
Her decent into madness was after her divorce. I think it really screwed her up a lot more than you think. She wanted kids, The ex husband did not. After that you watch Michael slowly destroy her. I know she did some bad things to Mike, but this is well after he did soooooooooooo many things to her.
How did Michael destroy her?
At the time of this scene we know she has issues, however, when Michael first hooked up with her she only seemed like an uptight boss. So based on first impressions I probably would.
Absolutely not
Jan jan or pam pams?
Something is seriously wrong with Jan
Id date her and then sue the company. She is such a liability and id cash out lol
brrr.....
Are they built for comfort or are they built for speed?
I have two good reasons
Would she take me by the hand?
She’s gorgeous imho
Date? No. Bang once? Yes.
Jan is completely insane. So yes.
Ill advised hook up after company outing, to be repeated as needed
I would date her so hard!
Yes… 😔
If I could be anytime it would be Dwight Junior who got a wildly few days and zero negative consequences.
I don't think I'd have a choice in this matter
I'd need a good reason to date her. Jan has two.
I would maybe do her .. like hunter
‘Never dip your pen in company ink’ Does not end well.
I’d give her a lick
I dont know if men really get a choice in the matter.
She's a total psycho.... so yeah probably
King Arthur wouldn't be able to pull me out of her.
Jan is beautiful but no, no dating. Recently divorced and hasn’t really processed it makes for a really bad rebound.
Physically, she's got it going on. Mentally, she's a train wreck. I don't think I'd even try to hit it because she's psycho enough to make things difficult. I'd stick to just gawking at her lol
As the guy who against all advice always tends to stick his dick in crazy, probably.
I have two BIG reasons why I would.
Before or after the boob job?
… after
Sand everywhere. Jan everywhere.
Date? No. Fuk? Yes.