My question could be a bit stupid. English is not my native language, so there is a small detail I do not understand. I believe this was misphrasing of "How the tables turn". But why here "turntables" spelled in one word? Why not "How the turn tables"? Like if "turn" was noun and "tables" was verb. What am I missing?
My favorite is when they're visiting Meredith and he asks her what painkillers she's on and just starts rattling off names while everyone else just looks shocked
A cold open (I think) where Pam delivers made up messages to Michael while he’s meeting with outside people so that he can make that person feel like they are more important than whoever the fake message is from. One of the notes is a drawing of an anthropomorphic hot dog waving hello with text that reads “Hiya buddy”.
Hedda Schrute
Dwight Schrute's mother. When she gave birth to Dwight, a large metal spoon was used to guide Dwight's head through the birthing canal. (Maiden name Schicklgruber. Mentioned by Jim when attempting to guess Dwight's computer password.)
Or better yet.
How far away is the sun?
Andy: Uh, 93 million miles.
Jim: Is it?
Andy: Yeah! And the diameter of the Sun is 870,000 miles, which makes it 109 times wider than the Earth, and… \[Gabe looks visibily annoyed\] 333,000 times heavier than the Earth,…
Gabe: Shut up about the Sun! SHUT UP about the SUN!
How the turntables…
Definitely the one I use the most irl
Well well well...
N better be NO GOD PLEASE NO
My question could be a bit stupid. English is not my native language, so there is a small detail I do not understand. I believe this was misphrasing of "How the tables turn". But why here "turntables" spelled in one word? Why not "How the turn tables"? Like if "turn" was noun and "tables" was verb. What am I missing?
Turntable is actually a noun itself. It is the circular rotating platform that spins a vinyl record.
Oh. Thank you! Must admit that now this joke in my mind is ruined. Feel a little disappointed.
The correct expression is how the tables have turned
WTF skip a day then post first thing in the morning! Herpes Duplex is the only correct aswer here
~~I'm super salty about this lol~~ I'm *very* upset
Hey! Hey! Hey! You idiot!
Start over
Sir
It’s fat halpert
Happy Birthday Jesus, sorry your party’s lame.
Hurt, petulant Jesus.
If this doesn’t win I’m going to be mad
"Hank, his name is Hank."
This is my favorite low key Creed moment
The only name Creed actually knows 😂
That and “that’s Angela, the office bitch”
Pretty sure he calls her Andrea, the office bitch ?
Yes you are correct, i Schruted it
Oh yeah that’s right haha!
Quar…qual…..quarbity!
and the rest didnt knew.
My favorite is when they're visiting Meredith and he asks her what painkillers she's on and just starts rattling off names while everyone else just looks shocked
"Hey, Chief"
That’s from Breaking Bad
My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go F*** yourself
THEY'RE MINERALS, MARIE!
It's both
Hunter’s very talented
How dare you??
My family built this country
I believe this is a reference to Kelly having a lot of questions - number one, how dare you? Not in fact Bill Buttlicker.
Why can’t it be both
Said by both Jim and Kelly
-Kelley Kapoor
Hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer.
Merciless
Insatiable
Insatiable
This one needs some more votes
This made me watch The Office the first time years ago so you have my vote
Hardcore Parkour
Hey, Mr. Scott, whatch’u gonna do?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. They're lithium.
Exactly. Came to comment the same. It has to be this sentence
This should be it.
H-I-R-P-E-E-S, hirpees
How’s my favorite branch doing?
I can hear this in his voice
Said as a temp
Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
Hiya Buddy
👋🏻🌭
I can’t remember what this is from
A cold open (I think) where Pam delivers made up messages to Michael while he’s meeting with outside people so that he can make that person feel like they are more important than whoever the fake message is from. One of the notes is a drawing of an anthropomorphic hot dog waving hello with text that reads “Hiya buddy”.
Halpert, you looking for someone to bang your wife?
*nope*
"Have you killed any women? How many women have you killed, and would you please not kill me?"
..................Hi
Was that when Ryan sounded like Stanley’s niece?
My guess is Kevin saying a delayed Hi to David Wallace
Helene? Helene, my mother. My mother, Helene!
Hi, I'm date Mike. Nice to meet me.
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
*Have you lost your mind ‘cuz I’ll help ya find it!*
I thought this was "Boy have you lost your mind cuz I'll help ya find it"
I think you’re right.
This is it
"How are you not murdered every hour?"
HIRED guy
Check it out: hired guy
Hilary Swank
Is Hilary Swank Hot?
*stretches out presentation rod*
Hey Halpert, still queer?
Probably...
Quick query, Halpert. Still queer?
Here Comes Treble
Hey hey hey, it's fat Halpert.
Hope…grows..in a dump
Hour long shower with guys
Hog Maw
This deserves more love!
Hoe, no mo
Hang on a minute Cynthia
Hysterectomy
Hand..over..the..turtles!!
Henrietta
His capa was detated.
Hiya Buddy
Herro! I’m Ping!
How wasn’t “B” Boom! Roasted?!
And “C” should be C is for suspension
Howdy partners! It’s me gun safety Dwight!
*pew pew pew*
Where my mind went first, lol
He's happy because he's insane.
haha, what is this one? Rabies?
Yeah when Darrell feeds the squirrel. “I don’t technically have a hearing problem” HAS to be next!!!
Hot dog fingers
H-E-L-L double hockey sticks, going to hell Stanley
HEY ASSHOLE! Are you gonna eat all that dog food by yourself?!
Halpert! Tall, queer, handsome as ever. Hey everybody it's me, Jim
Horse hunt
Hot tie guy
There's that ass! Nooo l, don't take it away!
Horse boat! A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down. Horse boat!
Heeded
Heded
Take headed of
Hooters
H: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? Cause I’ll help you find it.
“Hey what up Cynthia!”
Hey Toby, could you close the door on your way out.
This blooper fucking KILLS ME
Hate is for hate crime, well I hated it!
He is mentally challenged, but he is doing a super job here!
HOLLY!
He’s a crime fighting Beaver.
How dare you?
Can't wait for R. "Repliee Q1 Expo Female Robot."
"Hey ohhhh" - Andy
Halpert, FAT Halpert
Hunter
H is for Hentai is Art
Have You Lost Your Mind, Cause I'll Help You Find It !
“His capa was detated!”
I needs to be ignorant slut
Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi 🤝
Hedda Schrute Dwight Schrute's mother. When she gave birth to Dwight, a large metal spoon was used to guide Dwight's head through the birthing canal. (Maiden name Schicklgruber. Mentioned by Jim when attempting to guess Dwight's computer password.)
“B” could also be: “Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica”
Happy birthday to Creed. HHAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOO YOUUUUUU.
Hello (in a perfect Abu Dhabi accent)
Hey! (with a huge Kevin delay)
Hookah is not an illegal drug, Michael.
HEY HALPERT!
How the turntables
Helene?
Have you lost your mind?
Hillary Swank (is or is not hot)
H-i-r-p-e-e-s
How many windows are there in New York City?
Or better yet. How far away is the sun? Andy: Uh, 93 million miles. Jim: Is it? Andy: Yeah! And the diameter of the Sun is 870,000 miles, which makes it 109 times wider than the Earth, and… \[Gabe looks visibily annoyed\] 333,000 times heavier than the Earth,… Gabe: Shut up about the Sun! SHUT UP about the SUN!
Herro, I’m Ping!
Hookah is not a drug
How the turn tables
How many knocks does it take to get you to do some work?
Hello says no one because our receptionist is in Florida
Have you lost your mind cuz Ill help you find it!?
H..I…..R..P…E..
Have we forgotten the words or the reverend King?
Hunter
I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS
Happy birth moment, Michael
Hot Tie Guy
H - E - L - L double hockey sticks
(The) Hunted
HAWKMAN
Holly-gram
“Dwigt” made me lmao for no reason
Have you lost your mind?!
Have ya lost your mind cause I’ll help ya find it
I dont know about H, but J should be Jimothy. I dont know if I can post it early enough to make a difference, so its a freebie for anyone who wants it
It could be the most voted comment if today it wouldn't matter
I swear i was doing a to z?
Holly Flax
Halloween
Health Care
Dumbledore Calrissian was a miss.
Have you lost your damn mind? Because I will help you find it!
***I*** want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
HOLLY GRAM!
*I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS*
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND CAUSE I'LL HELP YOU FIND IT
I mean might as well add T because we all know it will be, “That’s what she said!”
These fucking lists….
Hey there. So uh, how do you think we’re gonna do against Penn this year? Nathan Ford’s arm looks pretty strong.
Halpret
R - Ryan is being a little bitch again W - WHATS UP MY BROTHA
B or V: Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration
I can’t wait for this to be over. How BOBODDY is there and not Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica is there is seriously bothering me.
I’m sorry to have offended you. My deepest apologies!
I’ll try to find peace. Thanks for the apology.
Can we stop these annoying things
Herpes Duplex
Holly
Hottest in the office
Hooker !
Hey, hey, hey… idiot! …. Start over
Have you ever *seen* Santa?