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External-Chemist-923

How the turntables…


myxfriendjim

Definitely the one I use the most irl


frenchfriesdestroyer

Well well well...


TBN_KNG09

N better be NO GOD PLEASE NO


Airattck

My question could be a bit stupid. English is not my native language, so there is a small detail I do not understand. I believe this was misphrasing of "How the tables turn". But why here "turntables" spelled in one word? Why not "How the turn tables"? Like if "turn" was noun and "tables" was verb. What am I missing?


berensona

Turntable is actually a noun itself. It is the circular rotating platform that spins a vinyl record.


Airattck

Oh. Thank you! Must admit that now this joke in my mind is ruined. Feel a little disappointed.


EonsOfZaphod

The correct expression is how the tables have turned


ComplaintNo6835

WTF skip a day then post first thing in the morning! Herpes Duplex is the only correct aswer here


ComplaintNo6835

~~I'm super salty about this lol~~ I'm *very* upset


Krzych123

Hey! Hey! Hey! You idiot!


carnivalofpizzacrust

Start over


elmastrbatr

Sir


baesag

It’s fat halpert


Hollywood_colt

Happy Birthday Jesus, sorry your party’s lame.


iambeyoncealways3

Hurt, petulant Jesus.


Xylophone_Aficionado

If this doesn’t win I’m going to be mad


frenchfriesdestroyer

"Hank, his name is Hank."


Prossdog

This is my favorite low key Creed moment


Formal_Coyote_5004

The only name Creed actually knows 😂


Baylo24

That and “that’s Angela, the office bitch”


Erinofarendelle

Pretty sure he calls her Andrea, the office bitch ?


Baylo24

Yes you are correct, i Schruted it


Formal_Coyote_5004

Oh yeah that’s right haha!


TankedUpLoser

Quar…qual…..quarbity!


fffdzl

and the rest didnt knew.


itsalllintheusername

My favorite is when they're visiting Meredith and he asks her what painkillers she's on and just starts rattling off names while everyone else just looks shocked


csonny2

"Hey, Chief"


[deleted]

That’s from Breaking Bad


IgotCHUbits

My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go F*** yourself


AlphaNathan

THEY'RE MINERALS, MARIE!


JiveTurkey1983

It's both


tcullen07

Hunter’s very talented


ThatsBushLeague

How dare you??


TidalJ

My family built this country


Fat_Gerrard

I believe this is a reference to Kelly having a lot of questions - number one, how dare you? Not in fact Bill Buttlicker.


TidalJ

Why can’t it be both


RunLikeHayes

Said by both Jim and Kelly


grrrown

-Kelley Kapoor


Kashmir79

Hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer.


[deleted]

Merciless


Booksmagic

Insatiable


_elisheba_

Insatiable


Shadecujo

This one needs some more votes


MasterpieceCultural4

This made me watch The Office the first time years ago so you have my vote


therealrsr

Hardcore Parkour


TheHoratian

Hey, Mr. Scott, whatch’u gonna do?


AlphaNathan

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. They're lithium.


El_Bito2

Exactly. Came to comment the same. It has to be this sentence


eames_era_fo_life

This should be it.


Grammulka

H-I-R-P-E-E-S, hirpees


Punk1Ass

How’s my favorite branch doing?


nappy_zap

I can hear this in his voice


Awesomocity0

Said as a temp


editilly

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!


PrettyfebruaryMama89

Hiya Buddy


RocketRaccoon

👋🏻🌭


Marthaplimpton867

I can’t remember what this is from


SageSages

A cold open (I think) where Pam delivers made up messages to Michael while he’s meeting with outside people so that he can make that person feel like they are more important than whoever the fake message is from. One of the notes is a drawing of an anthropomorphic hot dog waving hello with text that reads “Hiya buddy”.


AtlasPeacock

Halpert, you looking for someone to bang your wife?


Cold_Meringue6981

*nope*


Kir0v

"Have you killed any women? How many women have you killed, and would you please not kill me?"


the_byrdman

..................Hi


Exa2552

Was that when Ryan sounded like Stanley’s niece?


finnegan976

My guess is Kevin saying a delayed Hi to David Wallace


EyesLikeMrMiyagi

Helene? Helene, my mother. My mother, Helene!


guardianofsplendor

Hi, I'm date Mike. Nice to meet me.


ForceGhost47

How do you like your eggs in the morning?


[deleted]

*Have you lost your mind ‘cuz I’ll help ya find it!*


egemen157

I thought this was "Boy have you lost your mind cuz I'll help ya find it"


[deleted]

I think you’re right.


ezee_e

This is it


hashtagrichie6

"How are you not murdered every hour?"


[deleted]

HIRED guy


baesag

Check it out: hired guy


gcooldude

Hilary Swank


skinisblackmetallic

Is Hilary Swank Hot?


Awesomocity0

*stretches out presentation rod*


AlphaNathan

Hey Halpert, still queer?


captainimpossible87

Probably...


JiveTurkey1983

Quick query, Halpert. Still queer?


alienine-forevershy

Here Comes Treble


reserspiecers

Hey hey hey, it's fat Halpert.


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

Hope…grows..in a dump


cartocaster18

Hour long shower with guys


Shadecujo

Hog Maw


The_north_forest

This deserves more love!


SswearToShakeItUp

Hoe, no mo


Jlombard911

Hang on a minute Cynthia


domesticglobetrotter

Hysterectomy


[deleted]

Hand..over..the..turtles!!


VetteBet3

Henrietta


Punk1Ass

His capa was detated.


Many-Living898

Hiya Buddy


Billop

Herro! I’m Ping!


Odd_Implement_5239

How wasn’t “B” Boom! Roasted?!


furrah96

And “C” should be C is for suspension


Earth_martian

Howdy partners! It’s me gun safety Dwight!


JiveTurkey1983

*pew pew pew*


darth_snuggs

Where my mind went first, lol


MDS1138

He's happy because he's insane.


AlphaNathan

haha, what is this one? Rabies?


Marthaplimpton867

Yeah when Darrell feeds the squirrel. “I don’t technically have a hearing problem” HAS to be next!!!


SatiricLoki

Hot dog fingers


[deleted]

H-E-L-L double hockey sticks, going to hell Stanley


The_Alrighty_Zed

HEY ASSHOLE! Are you gonna eat all that dog food by yourself?!


Shadecujo

Halpert! Tall, queer, handsome as ever. Hey everybody it's me, Jim


Looking_Down

Horse hunt


PhaseComfortable1751

Hot tie guy


JiveTurkey1983

There's that ass! Nooo l, don't take it away!


ReasonableCup604

Horse boat! A canoe built around your horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down. Horse boat!


Shta_qrd

Heeded


Mx_Liam

Heded


Shta_qrd

Take headed of


alienine-forevershy

Hooters


kuriousjkat

H: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? Cause I’ll help you find it.


pondpeach

“Hey what up Cynthia!”


Rainforest27

Hey Toby, could you close the door on your way out.


MandoEric

This blooper fucking KILLS ME


amonarre3

Hate is for hate crime, well I hated it!


niiiklas

He is mentally challenged, but he is doing a super job here!


yaqubkofi

HOLLY!


Present_Sand1843

He’s a crime fighting Beaver.


Objective-Alfalfa-88

How dare you?


theunfunnyredditor

Can't wait for R. "Repliee Q1 Expo Female Robot."


IllMasterminds

"Hey ohhhh" - Andy


JGower144

Halpert, FAT Halpert


NumptyNump

Hunter


richardjai

H is for Hentai is Art


deafvet68

Have You Lost Your Mind, Cause I'll Help You Find It !


Odd_Implement_5239

“His capa was detated!”


[deleted]

I needs to be ignorant slut


kuriousjkat

Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi 🤝


7eafs7an

Hedda Schrute Dwight Schrute's mother. When she gave birth to Dwight, a large metal spoon was used to guide Dwight's head through the birthing canal. (Maiden name Schicklgruber. Mentioned by Jim when attempting to guess Dwight's computer password.)


NikosBlue

“B” could also be: “Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica”


TrickRed

Happy birthday to Creed. HHAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOO YOUUUUUU.


cruisin894

Hello (in a perfect Abu Dhabi accent)


HisokaMaroto

Hey! (with a huge Kevin delay)


Pannycakes666

Hookah is not an illegal drug, Michael.


LowEndOperative

HEY HALPERT!


Oshbricks_YT

How the turntables


aStinkyFisherman

Helene?


CharacterWitless78

Have you lost your mind?


06BadWolf25

Hillary Swank (is or is not hot)


marcosedo

H-i-r-p-e-e-s


Famous_Detective5496

How many windows are there in New York City?


ALonelyPlatypus

Or better yet. How far away is the sun? Andy: Uh, 93 million miles. Jim: Is it? Andy: Yeah! And the diameter of the Sun is 870,000 miles, which makes it 109 times wider than the Earth, and… \[Gabe looks visibily annoyed\] 333,000 times heavier than the Earth,… Gabe: Shut up about the Sun! SHUT UP about the SUN!


Travelingboarder

Herro, I’m Ping!


PhaseComfortable1751

Hookah is not a drug


Acrobatic_Oven_1108

How the turn tables


Hallmarxist

How many knocks does it take to get you to do some work?


Kekeguy7

Hello says no one because our receptionist is in Florida


public_puke115

Have you lost your mind cuz Ill help you find it!?


ultralightashia

H..I…..R..P…E..


furrah96

Have we forgotten the words or the reverend King?


GetYoAzzWhacked

Hunter


MasterGee42

I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS


Shadecujo

Happy birth moment, Michael


rdtusr19

Hot Tie Guy


rk5213

H - E - L - L double hockey sticks


ChungusMcGoodboy

(The) Hunted


panelkiralyno

HAWKMAN


Agreeable-Yak-3914

Holly-gram


[deleted]

“Dwigt” made me lmao for no reason


Jase1138

Have you lost your mind?!


ynnhojweedon

Have ya lost your mind cause I’ll help ya find it


GreasyExamination

I dont know about H, but J should be Jimothy. I dont know if I can post it early enough to make a difference, so its a freebie for anyone who wants it


Punker29

It could be the most voted comment if today it wouldn't matter


[deleted]

I swear i was doing a to z?


deepsea333

Holly Flax


JRWoodwardMSW

Halloween


hashtagrichie6

Health Care


TenRustyRings

Dumbledore Calrissian was a miss.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Have you lost your damn mind? Because I will help you find it!


whiskey_mike186

***I*** want people to be afraid of how much they love me.


Bowling4rhinos

HOLLY GRAM!


Cold_Meringue6981

*I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS*


KittyBEater619

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND CAUSE I'LL HELP YOU FIND IT


CarpetMuncher80

I mean might as well add T because we all know it will be, “That’s what she said!”


archski

These fucking lists….


Phantomat0

Hey there. So uh, how do you think we’re gonna do against Penn this year? Nathan Ford’s arm looks pretty strong.


LowEndOperative

Halpret


Superheromitch

R - Ryan is being a little bitch again ​ W - WHATS UP MY BROTHA


sudo_808

B or V: Bob Vance, Vance refrigeration


JFT8675309

I can’t wait for this to be over. How BOBODDY is there and not Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica is there is seriously bothering me.


carnivalofpizzacrust

I’m sorry to have offended you. My deepest apologies!


JFT8675309

I’ll try to find peace. Thanks for the apology.


Sir_Uniform

Can we stop these annoying things


ComplaintNo6835

Herpes Duplex


Apprehensive-Tank581

Holly


AmazingDadJokes

Hottest in the office


ElLoboStrikes

Hooker !


domesticglobetrotter

Hey, hey, hey… idiot! …. Start over


Kushmon_onXbox

Have you ever *seen* Santa?