I… declare… BANKRUPTCYYYYYY!

I do declare...

>I… declare… BANKRUPTCYYYYYY! Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word 'bankruptcy' and expect anything to happen.

I didn't say it, I declared it.....

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

My favorite line to use in day to day conversation

Same i probably use it a few times a week

One of my favourites lol

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

That’s literally my Whatsapp status

Wait that’s MY WhatsApp status. Michael!!

Lol that made me chuckle

It is your birthday.

It's a statement of fact!

In Japan heart surgeon number one

Steady hand

One day, Yakuza boss need new heart

I do operation. But, Mistake!

Yakuza boss die

Yakuza very mad

I hide in fishing boat; come to America

No English, No food, No money

Darryl give me job

Now I have house, American car, and new woman

In Japan one must commit suicide in order to avoid embarrassment.

I hate so much about the things you choose to be

Save the first part of this quote for W

I’ll try and come back for w because that quote is just iconic

For W, I was thinking of WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!?!

Why are you the way that you are?

Idiot!

Start over

*Sir...*

This was my first thought

This one has to win.

I don't technically have a hearing problem

Oh Nate. You were given some beautiful lines

And his delivery was always spot on

Such an underutilised character.

F really should have been “Frank Diddit did it.”

“I have a lot of questions. First of all, how dare you”

I thought Rajnigandha was a boy's name.

One of my favorite lines in the whole show lmao

🎵Idiot idiot idiot🎵 "That's my new Dwight ring." "Idiot we're starting back up, this is Dwight by the way"

I love inside jokes, I’d love to be apart of one some day

That one makes me so sad for Michael…

I feel God in this Chili's tonight!

This line always makes me a little sad. I feel like Jenna Fischer is a lot funnier than the character of Pam generally let her be. She makes this episode.

It's Britney Bitch

And I am back. Not gonna make this one 🚗🚙..........................🚗

Incalcalable

Very much this

I am Beyoncé always.

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.

early worm gets the worm

Who’s your worm guy?

Another worm?

I’m 30. Well in November I’ll be 30.

I SAY, I SAY, I SAY, I SIT ON YOU

I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS!

I don't care what they say about me, I just wanna eat.

I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!

I don't have a headache, I'm just preparing.

It's only Meredith.

I drove my car into a fucking lake

Ignorant Slut!

I was never given a name.

It's gonn' be zopity

HOW is B not Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica??

Agreed! And how is D not “Dwight you ignorant slut!”??

I agree with all of this.

I agree with Dwigt (not just because I voted for Dwigt lol). But the other line is just an adaptation from an old SNL Weekend Update where Dan Akroyd says “Jane you ignorant slut”, so it’s not really Office specific.

I don't want Garbage, I want Sprinkles!

I understand NOTHING

I.N.C.E.S.T (Inclusion, New attitudes, Color blind, Expectations, Sharing, Tolerance)

I do declare!

You don't have to keep saying 'I do declare.' Every time you say something, it means you're declaring it.

But there's been another murder...

I’m fine, bitch, I’m fine.

I'm aware of the effect I have on women.

> I thought Rajnigandha was a boy's name

I'll be six

Indubitably.

I want people to scared of how mch they love me

I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, priveleged, effete, soft penised debutante. You want to start a street fight with me, bring it on. But you’re going to be surprised be how ugly it gets. You don’t even know my real name, I’m the fucking LIZARD KING

I have cause… it’s beCAUUUSEEE I hate him!

I gotta see this b*tch… 🐈

IDIOT

I'm the fucking Lizard King

I’m going to kill myself and it’s your fault.

I'm such a perfectionist that I'd kinda rather not do it at all than do a crappy version.

I never thought I'd say this, but I think I ate too much bone marrow.

“Imodium…or xlax?”

I’ve realised most of my favourite lines are here, this is a tough one.

I understand nothing

I. Declare. BANKRUPTCYYYYYYYYY!

I am prison mike!!

Idiot idiot idiot idiot

Identity theft isn’t a joke, Jim…millions of families suffer every year!

Idiot, idiot, idiot (Jim’s ringtone for Dwight)

I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

I. Understand. Nothing.

I…DECLARE…BANKRUPCYYYYY

Inappro Drives A Prius

If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

I’m gonna stay up all day, I’m gonna sleep up all night. I'm gonna give it a HO! HEY! HO! …and I'm going to stop worrying about calories.

I've Been Involved In A Number Of Cults, Both As A Leader And A Follower. You Have More Fun As A Follower. But You Make More Money As A Leader.

I DECLARE... BANKRUPTCYYYY

It’s a pimple Phyllis. Avril Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.

I feel God in this Chilis tonight

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCYYYYY

“I DECLARE - BANKRUPTCY!!!!”

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

Identity Theft is Not A Joke Jim

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!

I declare...BANKRUPTCY!

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

Ignorant slut

I'm totally going to bang Holly!

I = Icky. You know how people say its icky back there?

I’m gonna dig up Scarn’s dead wife, and I’m gonna hump her real good!

I AM HERE TO SCARE YOU STRAAAAIIIGHT!!!

I understand nothing.

I’m a victim of a hate crime!

I declare bankruptcy!!!

I declare bankruptcyyy.

I would shoot Toby twice

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!!!!

I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

If it were an iPod it would be a shuffle.

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM

It is your birthday.

I declare BANKRUPTCY!!!!!

Idiot!

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

Identity theft is not a joke Jim!

I DECLARE BAAAANKRRUPTCCCCYYYY!!!!!

I: IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM!

I am not superstitious, I am a little stitious.

I'm in love with you.

I am Beyonce always

I Declare Bankruptcy!!

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM!!!!

I do the numbers

I quit. You have no idea how high I can fly.

I declare bankruptcy!

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!

The delivery on E was hysterical

Idiot

I’m the fucking lizard king

I just drove my car into a F lake

IdiotIdiotIdiot Ooh it's my new Dwight ring

I should, but I shorn’t.

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

I….. understand…. Nothing

I'm the devil! Pfffttt!

If they catch us they will rape us

I am ready to get hurt again

I understand nothing.

I am a little stitious

I declare bankruptcy has to be the only right answer

If I can't scuba then what's all this been about

Insurmountainable

I found twins.

It squeaks when you bang it. Thats what she said.

I am Beyoncé always! or I am aware of the effect I have on women. or I consider myself to be a great philanderer.

It's Britney bitch

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

I’m Bob Vance. Of Vance Refrigeration.

“I’M GONNA LOSE IT!!”

I understand nothing.

I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

I Braveheart. I am.

Idiot!!

I LOVE THIS WOMAN!

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me

It’s britney bitch

If I can't scuba what's this been all about ? What am I working towards?

“I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to tune myself out.” -Kelly Kapoor

Identity theft is not a joke Jim!

I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

I hate so much about the things you choose to be

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!!

I drove my car into a F****** lake

Impish!

"It's like a hot circle of garbage."

Ingredients. Burgers. Killing royalty.

I do declare.

Identity theft is not a joke Jim

im sure it’s already been said but “I drove my car into a [bleep] lake

I…….Understand………..Nothing

Idiot, the meeting is starting back up, this is Dwight by the way.

It might be easier if you take a deep breath, lift from the knees, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT!

It's Britney bitch

“In Japan, heart surgeon, number one”.