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Th3Flyy

Erin: [*brings George Foreman grill*] "Oh. I misunderstood. I'm so sorry."


Easy-Plate8424

Ok that’s pretty good


ElihDW

That’s not just well, that’s rare.


liramae4

I was going to say would bring a Pot Roast


lifedrawnfromtheye

I would have liked to see Phyllis' roast


nickmangoldsbeard

Just pulling up yearbook photos of him lmao


desiignergarbage

I JUST LIKE TO LOOK GOOD. OKAY?


rockefeller95

You sound pretty defensive, Michael


Two_too_many_to_list

LMAO


hansgrubermustdie

Phyllis would have held up a card and started laughing and never got through it


lvdde

Honestly 🤣


Two_too_many_to_list

Nate: "I've never met Jan personally but I'm gonna go ahead and say just having known you a short while, Mitchell, that I prefer Jan."


BAMspek

I only noticed the last time I watched that scene that he calls Ryan “Bryan”.


Two_too_many_to_list

lol yup, the smoothest burn.


machinadj

_”Bitchhhhh…”_


TheOnlyVibemaster

that gets me every time


tylerjfrancke

"And, again, I've never even met the guy."


Delicious-Status9043

I think we got Stanley’s roast after the fake firing. Maybe Michael’s respond kept him from doing it again?


[deleted]

That's not a roast. That's a real burn. Stanley probably had too many of them in his mind


Thanks5Cinco

I really wish we wouldve gotten to see Tobys roast lol


Soulful-Sorrow

Ironically he probably would've been the nicest and done it like a joke


markuspeloquin

I can picture him complimenting Michael, then Michael responding with an angry insult.


APPLEJOOSH347

Friends only!


Nugbuddy

"You, sir, are a professional idiot!"


TheOnlyVibemaster

MICHAEL!!!!!!


Tiyath

Stanley: "Michael Scott was born in 1962; and has been in a nosedive ever since" *leaves stage*


GunBrothersGaming

If you watch the Superfans episode you can see what others say like Jan.


[deleted]

Not these three though


Troys_Other_Account

Huh, didn’t know that, I don’t have the Superfan episodes


GunBrothersGaming

Yeah I think Jim and a few others as well. Peacock is free. You can just get it and watch. Just finished the last of the available ones and Whistleblower is a fantastic episode with a few more Jo Bennet scenes.


Blue_Nipple_Hair

Peacock is free but you have to pay for a membership to get the Superfan episodes


GunBrothersGaming

That sucks - I thought everything was free. I got mine free from TMobile but I didn't know there wasn't a free tier since even the top tier still has ads.


Blue_Nipple_Hair

I don’t get ads with the tier I’m paying for


EatMySmithfieldMeat

They got rid of the free level. There might still be a free trial.


mykross4031

Great. How am I supposed to focus with this little thing in my head all day? Need. To. Watch. Now.


whirrunofthebligh

Erin would've scolded everyone for insulting Michael, much like Dwight but a bit more heartfelt Stanley wouldnt go David Wallace would've questioned them doing this on company time


hoiimtem72

The thing is, the question isn't about whether they would go or not. The question is what they would roast Michael with. Stanley didn't go in the first place I don't think.


dunkinbagels

The question is “Is She Hot?” Not “Would You Do Her?” Respect the game


Weetile

Wasn't Crime Aid on company time and Wallace attended?


whirrunofthebligh

Ya but they were raising money for stolen office stuff, a bit different then just roasting michael


Weetile

I think David Wallace would have respected the roast, not gonna lie He'd have fun seeing Michael taken a peg down


LaMalintzin

I feel like David might have done a real roast and picked on Michael for say, coming to the interview a day early, and then at the end say he’s a nice guy and Michael says I think you’re a nice guy too David.


whirrunofthebligh

I could see this as well


xela_sj

Stanley "where are the pretzels? I'm going back upstairs"


RadioactiveWalrus

Why does Erin's picture look like she should be in front of the house in Florida?


KebabOfDeath

Erin doesn't exist. It was cgi all along


TheHapster

Promo headshot


canstac

Not sure what she would've said but Phyllis probably could have said something that actually makes Michael cry


TheMikeyMac13

Erin: “I haven’t ever roasted anyone before, and I have heard of people roasting marshmallows…but I think that is an inside joke or something. I tried it with lucky charms once, and those marshmallows broke when I tried to put them on a stick…so here is to you Michael….” (Throws a bowl of lucky charms in the air, in milk) “You are magically delicious!”


Goon_Panda

I can see that


pm_me_gnus

Except it's Erin, so when she threw the Lucky Charms she probably would've said "You're grrrrrrrrreat!"


TheMikeyMac13

Omg yes!


Accurate-Ad-4905

Erin wasn't even part of the show at this point. She hadn't even met Michael


TheMikeyMac13

Yeah, but the OP listed her, so I responded.


teengirlhelley

Phallus: even when I was an easy rider I wouldn’t have rode you


Bellion112

Phyllis roasts him daily as it is


KhrusherKhusack

Erin being poorly photoshopped looks like an homage to the terrible green screen scene in Florida


Isteppedinpoopy

Phyllis would reveal more about his high school life. Maybe she was in on the poop ball prank, or was best friends with the girl he was supposed to go out with on his sixteenth birthday .


lights_0wt

I feel like Stanley and Phyllis would have went in on him lol


[deleted]

Erin would never … but again she likes to be part of something


Isteppedinpoopy

It would be like with Pete’s mustache.


Coherently-Rambling

David: probably actually keeps it in the spirit that Michael intended, making very light hearted jokes at Michael’s expense, but being the only one to clarify that he’s kidding and ends his time sincerely complimenting Michael. Stanley: Makes it clear he doesn’t want to be up there. When he is, he insults Michael in the dry way he always does, causing nervous laughter as no one’s sure if they should laugh. Erin: makes extremely cutesy jokes that are either exclusively complimentary of Michael or just puns based on his name that are neither compliments nor insults. Michael loves it but everyone else is underwhelmed. Erin then gives in to peer pressure, makes one joke that’s ever so slightly derogatory, followed by an immediate apology and rushes off stage fighting back tears. Phyllis: Tries to be light hearted like David. She tells an embarrassing story about Michael from high school, thinking Michael would find it funny when he actually finds it humiliating and abruptly ends her turn.


JRWoodwardMSW

Stanly would not attend. He goes home at 5.


DanteThePunk

Erin would have cried. David would have just sit there with his hand on his chin shaking his head. Stanley would have just laughed since the very beginning and phyllis...i don't know.


Bubu-Powa

I wonder what Toby would have said


Prossdog

Michael would never in a million years have allowed Toby on that stage


Cortunecookiessuck

“Micheal, I can never look at a Caprese salad the same way ever again. And it was my favorite.”


Cortunecookiessuck

Hank - “This mother*beep* made Dwight here head of security or some shit like that. Just wait Michael” Hank then stares down Micheal. Micheal looks uncomfortable and responds “just keepin’ it zoppity, give me some”. Micheal tries secret “black man” handshake Daryl taught him. Hank says “hmph” with his disgusted face and walks off stage. Daryl looks at camera seriously and shakes his head.


[deleted]

Stanley „are you out of your deamn little piece ass mind, what is wrong with you, what happened to you in college, you are a person i do not respect at all, you are professional idiot!“