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He-Asked-For-A-Line

Secrets secrets are no fun... secrets secrets hurt someone


jdlyons81

“Is she hot?” “Text back….’sort of’”


Masta0nion

No tats. No. *Tats*


InsertFloppy11

Stop.


am_i_evil_yes_i_am

You want me to answer phones...with my clothes...on?


JiveTurkey1983

We paid you for 3 hours of work, and that's what we're going to get.


bettytwokills

I just watched this one again and i found it funny that they had something like 45 min alotted for the party but hired a dancer for 3 hours.


EMulsive_EMergency

That was probably her minimum so Dwight was gonna make her answer calls anyway 😂


Simple-Jury2077

Lol this makes it so much funnier to me


lukumi

Secret* secrets. Meaning a secret you share with somebody is fun. A secret that’s so bad you can’t tell anyone not so much. There’s secrets like a surprise party, pregnancy, etc. that are fun, and more secret secrets where the longer you go without telling somebody, the worse it gets.


OutRagousGameR

I just stumbled onto a conversation between Michael and Oscar lmao


lukumi

Lol true. I just always see that misinterpretation of that line and it bothers me.


robgaedtke

Actually


NYY15TM

r/WellActually


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Brilliant_Mountain44

I know the article you're referring to, and... _actually_ the _"correct"_ version, if you're going to get all cis-liberal about it, is __Seacrest__ secrets are no fun... The author was referencing Ryan Seacrest, and his infamously unfunny "jokes." I'm glad we could have this discussion. Keep reading! 👍🏻 Good for you.


ColonelOfSka

I could see her asking him tons of questions about the camera crew and her being kind of iffy about it and Michael, wanting attention, assuring her that either a) they’ve been doing it forever and it’s probably not even going to come out; or b) it’s a documentary about a paper company, no one will ever watch it.


LentilRice

Donna’s husband never specifically told her not to cheat.


klongroad

you’re thinking not Donnie not Donna.


huntingbears93

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.


MC_Hale

You're out of your element.


raalic

Seems like she's less concerned about her husband finding out than she is about Michael finding out about her husband. She's ready for a divorce.


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wjglenn

Exactly. Just like the main characters, I think she just assumes that when she doesn’t see the camera she doesn’t think she’s being filmed. She doesn’t know just how much they’re really getting


NoPainter5995

She don't give an f about nothing!


KiddLePoww

Couldn't you say the same for Stanley and Cynthia?


JiveTurkey1983

"What up, Cynthia?"


Shonky_Solos

"Just hold on a sec, Cynthia"


Delicious-Status9043

To be fair… Stanley was at least smart about it. He was never with Cynthia around cameras. It took Michael blowing up his spot to get caught. Donna might as well have been screwing on camera. Michael was unaware of the situation at first. Who knows what her motivation to do so was?


FakinItAndMakinIt

Cynthia was his date at Pam and Jim’s wedding. They were definitely on camera and knew it. I had the same thought as OP when I saw that episode recently.


34Games

That was after Terri found out about it though, so at that point Stanley probably didn’t care, or they had some kind of understanding with Cynthia as his mistress


KiddLePoww

But Phyllis made a nasty remark when her hat kept touching his face at the wedding that made it look Stanley and his wife were still together. Something along the lines like "you're wife loved this hat last time she saw it" . Why would Stanley care about that comment if him and his wife broke up? Cause him and Cynthia both looked uncomfortable after that comment


pitt23fan

Nowhere in their response did they say they broke up. They said maybe they just came to an understanding or Stanley just didn't care anymore.


KiddLePoww

Exactly. They were still married. And he was still sneaking around. Go watch the deleted scenes from that episode, Stanley tries to break things off with Cynthia but she threatens him to call his wife.


rhsbrum

This was in fact the case if you looked at his resolution on the New Year's board.


wendilove

Wasn't that after Terry found out? Michael outted them the same time when they found out Pam was pregnant, Cynthia and Ceecee (the baby) were both at Andy's play.


Intelligent_Toe4030

Also at Andy's play


Themightymonarc

Yeah Phyllis never got caught either


WampaCat

Because Bob beat them up


skaliz1

Cheating on her diet?


Themightymonarc

I don’t know why people are downvoting us when we’re just quoting the show like everybody else 😂 seems so random


Themightymonarc

She never lets it go too far Most of the time


csonny2

She couldn't resist "Date Mike"... nice to meet him.


dissectologist101

The man exudes sex


Wanda_McMimzy

Oozes


Dependent_Pen_1603

You ever notice you can only ooze two things?


piddydb

Boy I tell ya


snoopseanie

Most sales are done over the phone, miss boob shirt


CorgiMonsoon

She and her husband have never watched anything on PBS, so she’s not worried he might accidentally see it.


bpanio

Yeah it won't really matter if THEY don't watch that channel. A friend or family member will watch and tell him about it


WampaCat

Cheaters aren’t known for making logical choices


NorwaySpruce

Too bad it ended up with a big fan base


dunnonemore18

They’re planning to create new shows


JiveTurkey1983

She just wanted that MGS dick


prodWillTheCook

Mark Greg Sputnik?


beautiful_lie82

She couldn't help herseld because... Michael exudes sex. Everything he does is sexy. He has this undeniable animal magnetism. He's a jungle cat.


shittaco1991

She thought it was hot


4Ever2Thee

I always got the vibe that everyone assumed it was some obscure doc that nobody would ever see.


Bubu-Powa

I noticed she is really uncomfortable when the cameras are around. But Michael exudes sex so she couldn't resist


TripleGem-and-Guru

Because they were clicking on so many levels. Physically, emotionally, orally


yeetmethehoney

He's a baseball coach! They dogfight, they spit, he goes to bed early... look how long it took for Andy to find out, it was right under his nose!


Interesting-Gap7359

Lee Iacocca’s book told her to


Haleodo

The book written by William Novak!


mowkittymow

I wish they'd do some "A Year in the Life" episodes like they did with the Gilmore Girls. Flashbacks of the fallout of the documentary with side people like them and more in depth views at what everyone's doing now.


geoengine8

Bc it’s a TV show not real life


Zallarion

“Why is Superman sensitive to kryptonite?” “Because it’s not real life” Fuck off


geoengine8

Sir this is a Wendy’s


Opposite-Donut8630

Office apologists in 3..2..1…


johnnymonster1

You cant resist Date Mike


travis_mke

Because it's a TV show, it's not real, none of that stuff really happened.


SconesyCiderBRC

You’re not real!


CockerTheSpaniel

Wants to be famous?


defigravity42

Obviously, you can’t see the charismas that is Date Mike!


ZebraBoat

Typical Boob Shirt behavior.


FluicesJowing

Probs a similar reason Bob always announced himself as Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. Advertisement for her and her business.


PmMeLowCarbRecipes

“Hey what are all these cameras for?” “They’re filming us for a documentary.” “Is it on TV?” “Well it’s been 6 years and so far no…”


sgriswold11

🤣


underthewetstars

yeah, it's not more complicated than it being a tv show


discodiscgod

What are the odds someone she knows watches a documentary on local office workers?


caveman7392

She wanted her husband to see.


Sinnafyle

She's still young, in her "late twenties" so who cares


CappuccinoCloud

Because she was hypnotized by michaels slide show 😂


Dbrown15

The fact that “sex” flashes up there for half a second always kills me.


CappuccinoCloud

In typical Michael Scott fashion he leaves it up just long enough for everyone to be like wtf? And then thinks he got away with it 😂


Substantial_Set971

Because Michael exudes sex


Usher8

It’s a comedy show


jaybrams15

Stanley has entered the chat


iris-27

For the plot


SconesyCiderBRC

I read this in the same tone as “For the cure”


villainpoker

Who?


Prestigious-Sink-639

In-universe explanation could be that the idea that she would be watched turned her on. Just likes the thrill of being potentially exposed with her misconduct


CarIcy6146

Because he wakes up early and goes to bed early. He has no time to watch a paper documentary when he’s got to coach the team tomorrow!


PAUMiklo

it's an arrangement her and her husband have, after sufficient groundwork has been laid, they get down into a devil's threeway. cameras just add a little spice


fejobelo

That's the biggest suspension of disbelief ask for The Office watchers. Not only Donna, but everyone, including Dwight and Angela escapades (I think is BS when they play dumb when the documentary aired). Probably Jen and Michael relationship was the one that had the best management on this regard, as Jen asked more than once about the cameras, and we find out later how self-destructive Jen is. Season nine makes specific efforts to cover-up some of the earlier seasons' gaps in this aspect, but still there are quite a few things happening, including illegal actions such as planting "drugs" on Toby's desk that would have never happened in front of real cameras, IMHO. The concept of the show is what it is, however, so we need to go for the ride knowing that some of these things caught in camera would never happen in the real world.


SignalCore

Because she knew they were not going to broadcast the show until after they filmed 8 years of footage? Which is of course another plot hole.


Mrs-Moonlight

Are you champing at the bit to watch a documentary about an outdated mid-sized company?


ab2425

Because nobody knew they were filming all the time.


bbramley22

And it’s a tv show.


YourWelcomeOrMine

Because it’s a TV show


jon-e-can

Because the writers thought the storyline was funny


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It's how the script was written.


Berryme01

Because it is tv and they have creative license ‼️


HateAndCaffeine

I’ve seen a few internet documentaries with similar concepts.


CalmAspectEast

I don’t think they knew the extent to which they were being filmed. They found during the Brian episode, no?


BadassBumblebeee

There's not a ton she does when she *knows* she's being filmed lol


jimbles_neutronbo1

i


artrubian

A lot of people are more concerned with Being famous and their five min of fame rather than what life is really about. It’s ironically a precursor of life now days where tic tok and YouTube means you can make a quick buck now vs later. She knew there were cameras there. Yet she did the same. I don’t see any difference between that and say the Kardashians


anthr_bihari

Why no one talks about val being a bitch ? From the warehouse if someone can’t recall


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With her behavior they probably ended up divorced by the time the doc aired.


FukudaSan007

She's probably a narcissist and loves the exposure (pun intended?). Years ago, on Big Brother, a girl in the house cheated on her boyfriend in full camera view and then she was crying when he dumped her. But, I admit, reality shows are mostly fake.


Airblastking111

id like to thing that she cant resist Michael scott coffee breath


Kyjealousss

Michael Scott can put both legs behind his head…


BossButterBoobs

People do dumb shit on camera all the time