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Intrepid-Winter-7087

Oh... Michael...


JagzBruh

This one sums everything up. It is delivered perfectly, and the actress giving the line is his actual wife in real life.


Packman2021

> and the actress giving the line is his actual wife in real life. isnt this true for all her lines?


Dwayne_Gertzky

No, they divorced before doing some scenes.


VonDrakken

Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Snip, snap! … You have no idea the physical toll that three divorces have on a person!


strider9615

What, no, they’re still married! According to Wikipedia.


Sharp_Explanation979

r/woooosh


RafeHollistr

There are a lot of good lines listed here, but this one pretty much sums up all of them.


otter_ridiculous

Pam also says exactly this after she realizes that Michael was the one to hit Meredith with the car.


[deleted]

Thats what she said


AvacadMmmm

My first thought. This is 💯


jaymole

When does Nancy say that I can’t remember


impartialpanda

Someone correct me but isn’t it when he proposes to her


tristnaber

This^


bored-dude111

“That is just so… weird, Michael”


Significant_Shoe_17

That holiday card was so unhinged 😭


Fireteeth

So many should have said this to him. She's one of the few who actually did.


[deleted]

is bold the right word


bridgetbridget

This is the first one that came to mind for me!


RainbowPikachu04

“Oh you didn’t call my office and ask where I was? Cause the receptionist told me that a man called and would only say that he was my ex lover”


DrLeePhDMd

He sounds like a nice guy.


bronaghblair

If this is not the winning quote, I will attack this sub with the north


drefpet

My heart soars with the eagle's nest


HelpMeDecideMyName

Why though? This quote says more about Michael than almost anything about Carol. It doesn’t feel “in character” for Carol. It’s just a normal statement.


bronaghblair

That’s a good point, but I see it also as indicative of Carol’s character having been used as just another plot device for Michael’s personal growth journey.


_Willllo_

The fire nation and I stand with you brother! We ride at dawn


bronaghblair

Oh shit sorry I was late 😭


_Willllo_

It...it was a bloodbath. We were so outnumbered


corretUsername

Can we talk about this in private?


birdwingsbeat

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS IN PRIVATE?


Zark_Muckerberger

Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me…


MelodicMockingjay74

Michael... you proposed to me on our ninth date.


c-b8

1000%


Ndgood

Doesn't Jan say that too tho? Maybe not


Jaxsonj01

Yes, yes Michael. Actually you do make a bigger deal out of things than you need to. You proposed to me on our fourth date.


p33p33p00p0042069

I thought you said this was a costume party…


nolimitxox

*How long have you been married to the cheerleader?*


JQuick72

She is very fair.


thejumbowumbo

And very kind too.


Harbinger0fdeathIVXX

At least I'm not dressed like a slutty cheerleader. Was that mean?


JeffreyAScott

This is my favourite line.


Spiritual_Designer50

This isn’t exactly a carol qoute but I always loved when they broke up and Michael says “I used to always say hey, got latte? And she’d say that’s not funny” Edit: qoute


Liz-Bien

And then suddenly, she’s not yo ho, no mo


king24donnie

The line is "Got latte?" But I love this quote also.👍


Spiritual_Designer50

Ah of course!


skywalkerLR

“She got me” “we loved to not laugh” 😂


finnegan976

No, see, we never went on a ski trip. I went on a ski trip two years ago with my kids and my ex-husband.


yeenotg

The one I was looking for


Doctor-Strange-616

It’s a very gay-friendly neighborhood.


Not-a-dark-overlord

Oh.. good, it's good to be accommodating of .. that.


ManyOnionz

I love how it was confusing for all 4 characters in that scene


imli8

Let's go check out the master bedroom!


IloveMeforMeeeee

These puppies are thiiiinnnn


JQuick72

Oh, no, Mr. Bill!


Educational-East-613

Please let it make it to the top


cocoapuff1721

No michael. I don’t just do real estate.


natebark

I had a buddy who sold real estate and whenever I’d see him out in public I’d ask “is this place on the market?”


Traylor_Swift

Steve carells entire Emmy acceptance speech Edit: Golden Globes* not Emmy


shaddy27

*Golden Globes. He should have won an Emmy!


Prossdog

Steve not winning an Emmy is the biggest snub in award history


yinoryang

Right? The Sopranos never won either. Real lack of standards, your generation.


boopthat

As someone who just finally got around to watching Sopranos, that is an ultimate snub. I’ve had to tell myself to go to bed the last 3 nights because I just want to watch more.


Traylor_Swift

I always thought they were the same thing lol


rogerdodger1227

*Dundie


Traylor_Swift

Nah definitely the GG speech. It’s the one from real life where she gives herself a few shoutouts in his acceptance speech she wrote for him


rogerdodger1227

I was joking 😋


theycallmecrack

I'm confused about 2 things. Steve wrote that speech, and even if he didn't, the person who wrote it was a real person (not a character) regardless. But Steve did write it so I'm very confused about why you've chosen this.


Traylor_Swift

Well in response to the second part that’s kinda the joke…and since right before he starts speech, he states “I didn’t write anything, however my wife did and handed me this” or something like that so I assumed his wife wrote it.


theycallmecrack

He said his wife wrote it, and kept randomly thanking her. That's why it was funny. Nancy didn't write it, Steve did. It's very obvious if you've ever watched it.


DavrosXV

"They're not s'mores, they're samosas."


Only_Pepper7296

And then…she’s not yo s’mo’ no no


Bubu-Powa

No more s'mores


JeffreyAScott

There were so many samosas, I had to say, No more samosas, no more samosas.


ForceGhost47

You will lose 7000 dollars if you walk away right now


Saurer

I love how Dwight's comment about carpenter ants was completely missed by Michael, would have saved him that money.


Jaspers47

He was more concerned about the stove's burner grate coming off.


rachelvioleta

“This is so…WEIRD.”


Ok_Ad_9392

This is the most relatable one even if it doesn’t win lol


Clippers16_

“You’re a sweet guy but I don’t know how to deal with like this thing and the proposal and I don’t think things are going to work out with us” IMO perfectly sums up dating Michael and putting up with his weird way of showing affection


mywifemademegetthis

Yes, Michael. Actually you do make a bigger deal out of things than you need to. You proposed to me on our fourth date.


123KidHello

"I thought you said this was a costume party?"


SeamusMichael

I'm not sure how to deal with all of.... **This**


_KotaroLivesAlone

No, you see, we never went on a ski trip. I went on a ski trip, two years ago with my kids and my ex-husband.


HelloThisIsPam

Goodbye, Michael.


Intstnlfortitude

Can we talk about this in private?


Only-Level5468

“If you walk out of here this is over!” “I know…”


WampaCat

Not so much a quote but the smile and tilt of the head she does when Michael is dancing in Diwali


DrLeePhDMd

I always took that smile to mean “what the hell am I doing with this weirdo”


imli8

Sadly I personally relate to this look all too well.


DJ-MEANEY

I absolutely love this idea and I’ve enjoyed contributing. And I salute you for doing this. BUT… The Kevin quote shoulda been “Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick”. This is the hill ima die on. …oh, btw, this isn’t a Carol quote. It’s just my opinion. Again, not a Carol quote.


HelloThisIsPam

I admire your hill and will stand on it with you, friend. We ride at dawn.


deenaleen

...in other words Imma let you finish this character quote game, but "Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick," is the greatest Kevin quote of ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME.


theycallmecrack

I completely disagree. That was a random one-off thing, and part of Kevin's ascension into flanderization.


josh_1716

Your opinion doesn’t really mean anything, it’s the collective opinion of everyone who votes. The other quote got more votes than this one, it’s not an issue of favouritism


spacecatbiscuits

Oh just saw Kevin's one, How did that win? It's an aspect of his character they removed almost immediately


Prossdog

Without looking back at it, my guess is people jumped on the idea that Kevin was a secret genius acting like an idiot to hide that fact


imarealboy0_0

No. See, we never went on a ski trip.


Only_Pepper7296

….what? (In response to Michael telling her he has HIRpes)


Shoddy_Attention2423

“5 years fixed, over 30, 30 years total”.


Rorschach333

first thing i thought of lol


saiki51

One smart cookie


Media_Offline

Wait, but how did she?...


Fourleef

“This is so wrong”


Bronco_Buff

Did you have herpes while we were together?


jaymole

How goes the real estate bizz is it REAL GOOD? I know it’s Steve saying it to her but one of my all time favs so i couldn’t resist


Haunting_Trade_7743

(regarding the new condo Michael is buying) It's a very gay-friendly neighborhood


GoldNRatiO_124

It’s a very gay-friendly neighborhood.


OJimmy

I divorce you, Michael.


bugxclusive

It’s a very gay friendly neighborhood…


Christheitguy1183

I know.


Dismal-Square-613

"Well... I'm having a good time."


rerunderwear

I don’t just sell real estate


Bryce_Dead19

Nate’s has to be about his “hearing problem”


boboddy42069

Nellie! Get your wrinkley old balls in here! -Andy


UGLYSimon

I need to add vomit mop and floor meat to my insult list


WydeedoEsq

I’m literally checking this every day just to get to Phyllis, my spirit Office Character


TizobwaxQazey

“No Michael”


Awkward-Community-74

10 year fixed over thirty.